Bill Clinton almost got a 1993 Saturn SL1 presidential limo

>>16881449
>rpg hits the limo
>bounces off the plastic body
genius, like some kind of kinetic armor

Out of this world news, OP.

That looks so bad lmao

Holy shit I haven't thought about Saturn forever

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>>16881449
>While it retained Saturn’s trademark plastic bodywork and was, as a result, not armored or bulletproof, Saturn installed a system that would detect if the car was penetrated by gunfire, at which point it would activate an early radio-modem connected to a 386-based PC that would launch America Online, log on, and send a message to the Vice President’s AOL email requesting that he take over the office of the Presidency.

>>16882737
Damn that's crazy

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>>16882737
>VP shoots presidential limo
>gets promoted

Big if true, OP.

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>>16883155
I always knew Al Gore was a shifty-looking bastard...

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>Image credit: GM Heritage dumpster

>it would take 11 replies for one anon to realize the article was jalopnoshit satire

Saturn are based though.

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>>16884491
*Saturns are

>>16883155
Yeah so umm where was Lyndon B. Johnson on 11/22/63?