*blocks your path*

>>16874458
>double monk strap loafers

Ewwww

*rear ends you because my truck has total coverage anyway*

Dude is that an LFA?
Oh nevermind
>Gets back off knees in disappointment

>>16874458
*dump paint thinner*

>>16874458
Go around

>>16874458
"grouplove sucks and your mother never loved you as much as your younger brother"

>>16874458
*waits behind the camera person to take the photo and continue to walk after the photo was taken*

>>16874458
360 and walk away

Tell the faggot to stop leaning on my car. Drive away.

>>16874846
Seeing people take selfies in real life is jarring

>>16874458
*walks around*

>>16874927
lmao this. definitely a what the fuck are you doing / fuck off and stop wasting my time sort of thing.

*Goes around him since he is preoccupied with his phone*

*Complement him on his nice clothes and car taste and go on with my day*

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>>16875140
>nice clothes and car taste

>>16875224

He is clearly well dressed.. and he didn't rice his Ferrari he kept it stock.. what's the problem here?

>>16875285
It's a contrarian retard being contrarian.

>>16874854
575 and walk away

>>16875285
brown shoes with black pants

>>16874458
*bursts into flames*

*open the exhaust valves on my v6 1LE and deafen him at 7000rpm*

>non T California
Hey man, can you move your wife's car? It's in my path.

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>>16875979
>be driving v6 shitmaro
>gears banging, motor screaming
>literally get passed by granny on the sidewalk with a walker
>guzzle the semen of the superior v8 owners daily
>still justify your massive waste of money because of your terminal autism

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>>16875988
>wife's son's car

>>16875998
Idk what you're smoking but this thing is fucking quick on the too-gay.

But dont worry, picking up a zl1 very soon ;)

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ask him for a ride

>>16874458
>Nice car, what's the retail on one of those?

>>16874458

>Whoooaa !!! Your car is so awesome !!!
>*touches the body with greasy hands*

>>16874458
Challenge to a race with my Supra

>>16874458
Meh. I could take him in drag race.

>>16875285
>Ferrari

But that's clearly an Alfa Romero in the picture?

>>16876242
>jump inside
>touch everything
>cheetos-dust fingers
>"You should clean this more often man."

>>16874458
>*blocks your path*
Move it faggot.

Sweet Fiero bruh who did the bodykit?

>>16874458
>buying worst ferrari

>>16876763
But that's not the Mondial

>>16875356
430 and walk away

>laminate tag on the keyfob
>clearly a rental
"More than you can afford, pal"

>>16875988
Says the guy who doesn't own a manual transmission car

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>>16876134
More than you can afford pal. It's a Ferrari.

>>16874458

'Sorry, I'm straight, fagboy.'

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>>16876868
I'd take a clean Mondial T over a California if I wasn't allowed to sell them. A human being can fit in the back seat of a Mondial in an emergency even, while the Californias can only fit double amputees. Straight Mondial vs non T California though? That's a tough choice, they are pretty much equally shit.

>>16876991
I don't?

>>16874458
>Walk up and ask what he does for a living

>>16875363
this is the real crime here

>>16875363
Fukken this

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>>16874458
>offer to fill it up for him
>he accepts because i'm white
>put regular in it

>>16874458
>put in low gear
>drive over expensive speedbump

>>16875363
>>16877097
>>16877126
>lol
LRN to /fa/ peasants. It's not 1994.

>>16875363
This

I actually feel sorry for the guy. Trying so hard to look cool in the pic, and ruins it with a rookie fucking fashion mistake.

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>>16878409
>being this bad at fashion.
I truly am on /o/.

>>16878427

TOP FUCKING KEK I WISH I COULD POST EVEN LARGER THAN YOUR DUMB FUCKING KEKLORD ASS BITCH NIGGA

>>16878497

Sorry you wear shirts with anime on them and don't understand that brown shoes with black suits is perfectly acceptable today.

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>>16878427
>being this bad at fashion
>posts an outfit consisting of black pinstripe suit, blue shirt, green tie and brown shoes
guess you've been on /fa/ for long enough to have your eyes cemented shut by all that semen

>>16878513

IT WAS ACCEPTABLE TODAY OR FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AGO, DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT YOU LOOK LIKE THE DUMB FAGGOT YOU ARE TOP KEK I'M LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE BITCH ASS NIGGA

>>16875224
>this guy looks like my dad
>i might look like this guy in my 50s
:(

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>>16878576
you wish you could look as good as alex

>>16878513
Its acceptable to be transgender today too faggot, doesnt make it a good idea though.

>>16878598
alex jones is my spirit animal senpai

>>16877147
you savage

>>16878576
hes only 43, fighting globalists is a stressful job

>>16874458
Whoa, nice Volkswagen Beetle duud

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>>16874458
might want to get out of the way

>>16874458
>Black pants
You make me walk all the way to the lot? NO TIP FOR YOU.

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>>16874458
*hits you at 3 mph*
*cause zero damage to my car because of superior, albeit ugly, bumpers*
*causes five-figure damage to muh heritage*

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>>16874458
*crushes his shitbox*

>>16880859

jesus, that looks autistic as fuck

>>16881608
excuse me but the golden age of btcc was the greatest of any golden age

>>16874464
had them in black 4 years ago...pretty turkish desu...will not wear again, promise

>>16876376
Kek, it wouldn't even be a race. That Ferrari has no chance

>>16875285
mfa pls go away