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>>16870326
do canadian white trash really look like that

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>>16869991

>>16869991
Let him go, Constable. Somebody going that fast has no time for a ticket...

>>16869991
I am not a criminal, and follow the speed limit at all times. I welcome this officer protecting our roads and have nothing to worry about.

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>>16869991
Are these something to worry about?

>>16870340
No. They look worse.

>>16870471
Are you fucking kidding me? The only thing these dumb signs make me do is speed up.

>>16870496
The ones I'm talking about flash like a camera is going off when you're going above the limit, so I wasn't sure if they mail you a ticket or some shit

I'm 70% certain they don't do shit, though

>>16870515
I have a theory where they record each passing car's sped and if there are more cars speeding than some average, a radar cop will show up near that site in the near future.

Based on personal observations and my wife getting a ticket...

>>16869991
Wouldn't even catch me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQm6Ndy0P7U

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The deer shall save me again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CRHeBRxCNQ

(I know its really fucking hard to see them, you can pretty much only see a dark shadow run across if you look very carefully in full HD - blame YouTubes encoding)

>>16870562
That's actually a very valid theory. There was a cop speed-trapping adjacent to one the other night.

The small towns near me that actually have a police force, they're usually super anal and probably make most of their money from it. You just have to know which ones do and don't.

>>16870468
>follow the speed limit at all times
It's fucks like you who drive too fast for wet and snowy conditions and slide off the road and into the backs of cars. Slow it down, will you, pal?

>>16869991
AM I FREE TO GO
AM I BEING DETAINED

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>be American police dept
>need monies
>"alright boys, lets get out there and meet those ticket quotas!"
>handing out tickets for going 2km over the limit
>Amerilards: "LAND OF DUH FREE"

meanwhile in Canada

>live in small town
>regularly drive at 10km over the limit in town
>drive 20-25km over outside of town
>regularly pass cops
>mfw they don't give a flying fuck about it

>>16871040
Well Canada has 100 km/h speed limits on motorways so going 20-25 over just means you're going the same speeds as most people do legally elsewhere.

>>16870468
Friendly reminder that you're making the roads less safe and cheating the local/state police out of much-needed revenue.

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>>16871040
>mfw doing 110mph in an 85
>get pulled over
>cop tells me to calm the fuck down and drive slower
>OK

>mfw WHITE

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>>16871020
kek

>>16871056
This. I get a ticket once every couple days, JUST SO I can help out my local law enforcement/highway patrol agency get that much needed revenue.

They thank me each time, and some even give tendies.

>>16871054
80km on most highways around here, everybody goes 95-105

on the motorways, 115-120 is the norm

I'm generalizing, and I reckon in some other provinces they are tighter with their speed limits, but listening to muricans talk about their retarded speeding laws is tragic

Americam gets pulled over in Canada


>do you know how fast you were going?
Yeah, 100, it's what the sign said
>oh no, that's not in miles
Oh, I'm sorry
>that's ok, drive safe now

>>16871076
I like in the San Francisco Bay Communarea and on the 580 and 880, the speed limit is 65mph and I usually go 70 - 90mph depending on how little traffic there is. If it's not jammed up you'll generally get left behind doing 70.

Do any of y'all have a radar detector? I like to average 80 on the highway and there's fucking speedtraps everywhere now and the only reason I'm not getting pulled over is the poor fuck doing 82 in front of me always gets hit first.

>>16870496
The ones in the UK don't read above 50, it just shows --

>>16870340
We look like american white trash, just a lot pailer and we ride snowmobiles everywhere.

>>16870470
Can someone explain this to me?
Like, you see a car backing into you, why the fuck wouldnt you back up? There doesnt seem to be another car behind that one

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>>16869991

>>16870470
Kek

>>16871040
You are not in Cúckbec.

>>16870515
I passed by one at night the other day going 65 in a 30 and it started flashing blue and red and one bright white light like a camera flash.

Florida is a state without speed cameras, right?

>>16870340
All Canadians look like that

>>16871064
>mfw live in medium sized southern city
>get pulled over for 85 in a 70
>"hey how ya doin' sir?"
>"not too shabby you're a little fast license and insurance please just sit tight if everything comes back clean I'll let you off with a warning"
>shake cops hand and tell him to stay safe out there

>riding with my cousin's black friend home from the gym
>2 blacks in the front seats and my cousin and I in the back behind really dark tinted windows
>get pulled over
>just stay calm dude
>cop comes up
>"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DRIVING LIKE A MANIAC ON MY ROADS???"
>mfw
>ticketed for 54 in a 45
>think about all the warnings and good conversations I've had with cops
>start cracking up in the back seat and the two negroes in the front start getting pissed

God I love being white

fucking revenue pig, go home and beat your wife. then she'll divorce you take your shit and you'll have to work pass retirement at some bank as security.

die in a robbery

>its for your safety slow down.
>$100

boy i sure did learn there senpai.

>>16870578
>station to station

good choice my friend

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>Near the end of the month
>Driving to GF's apartment
>White/Gold MAGA hat on head
>Jpop blaring on the speakers
>Flying down the countryside about a car length away from the SUV in front of me
>See in my rearview mirror a cop car tearing up the asphalt coming behind me
>It follows for a bit and then turns on the lights
>Pull over and start to panic because earlier I had been doing 85 in a deserted country road with no traffic (Speed limit 55)
>Forget to turn of Jpop
>Cop gets to the window and I roll it down
>"Son do you know why I-"
>He notices the MAGA hat and the Jpop is still blaring
>Spaghetti everywhere trying to turn it down
>Cop eventually does his spheal and ask for license
>I can see him break a grin and I think I hear him chuckle
>He comes back and tells me I was riding the guy in front of me a little too closely
>"Y-You too"

>>16871064
>>16872097
>Jewish bait
I wish my "White privilige" Would kick in.

>>16872097
Damn fool. I'm asian and got pulled over speeding up to pass a car from city street to highway. Think God it was on St. Pattys day and he was just looking for DUI's. Not to mention I just got off work. Was driving mom's car and couldn't find insurance but he was cool with it. First time being pulled over, record clean.

>>16870562

They don't record shit. They just measure speed like a handheld radar gun and flash some led's. The ones that take your picture have a separate box for the camera, Which should be pretty easy to spot.

Most the flashy signs around the city here never work because they batteries are dead from flashing constantly because people give zero fucks. They have mobile radar signs on trailers that they put in random places but myself and every guy in a truck just floors it as soon as they see one. They don't work....

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>>16869991
You're gonna have to come with me, sir.

>>16873182
>she will never book you for excessive erection
;_;

>>16871669
insurance I guess. It's not his job to move out of the way, it's the cops fault for backing up without looking,

>>16873090
I Got pulled over for "street racing" as white
Cop yelled at my ass and asked if I was high because I didn't know why I was pulled over because I was overtaking a socker mom going 10 over the limit
Some retard was flooring it two lanes over and then dipped when the cops came
Got off with a "warning" because cops are retarded and dont take actual dangers off the roads

>>16869991

Ok, son you were going 0.7mph over the speed limit.
I'm gonna have to fine you $100 for that reckless driving.

>N O R W A Y

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>>16873418

if there wasn't a camera, they'd have fucked over the guy in the black car though since the result of him smashing into the rear of the car in front of him or him getting an ass into his face has the same result

>>16873215
Kek

>>16872871
>Jpop
If I was the cop I would have arrested you just for that shit

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>>16869991
>500 mph
>no plates
whoops

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>charrenge accepteru

>>16870471
The fuzz uses them to hide behind. Your radar detector goes off, you assume it's the sign, and your ass gets a ticket.

>>16870496
>an inanimate object makes me do thing

next you'll say that spoons make you eat more and guns make you kill yourself

>>16871669
Free money. I wouldnt eiher with my shitbox