ebin car jokes thread

>>16869211
Thought it indicated horsepowers

>>16869211
You start OP

>>16869211
i lold desu

I don't even own an 86 but I must know why all the recent shitposting, did edgy kids get bored of GTR vs Corvette threads?

>>16869227
Kek

>>16869227
it's both

>>16869248
It's not the gtr vs corvette autists, they repeat words and phrases too much. The other bait posters have picked up steam I guess.

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>>16869248
I love the BRZ, it's just fun to bully is all.

>>16869387
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>16869211
>Gt86
>Takes more than 8.6 seconds to hit 60 mph

>Brz
>More like btfo

That's a poor shitpost coming from an /R9k/ permavirgin

hmm

>>16869399
thanks for your input fag

Why do they call it the GT86?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 86 degrees and walk away from it at a slight tangent

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*slaps your gt86 on the ass*

back the fuck off!?!?

why do they call it a ZO6?

because when you see it from a far distance, you turn 6 degrees and walk away

>>16871009
Your mom loves my input

Why is it called the AW11?

Because when you see it, you go "aaaaawwwww its a car made for 11 years old kids"

>>16872289
rekt

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My aunts name is Carmen, is she a transformer?

car+men=Carmen

>send help

FR-S: Front engine, Rear wheel drive, Slow.

BRZ: Boxer Reliability: Zero

why do they call the Porsche Carrera GT carrera? It's because carrera means race in spanish and the Carerra GT is a race oriented car that'll turn you into one of the fast and furious + 1 tree directly in front of you. hahahahahahaha