I want the biggest, most obnoxious SUV possible. I want it to be able to withstand a head on collision with an artic. I want to mow down small children beneath my mighty wheels.
What do I buy?
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>>16861686
ford f750
Can't get to be more of a cunt than owning either 650 or 750
>>16861689
That's a little out of my budget unfortunately
>>16861704
Thanks for the suggestion. Cunt is what I am going for
>>16861704
This OP
International CXT
Kodiak/TopKick
Why the Mega X 2 of course
>>16861748
>>16861764
Oh fuck, these just scream shitdick. This is perfect if that's what you're going for, OP.
>>16861764
>International
Ever.
Dartz Prombron
>>16861845
Always.
>>16861689
Imagine if you drive up to protesters blocking the road in one of these.
>>16861883
I'm sure you'd enjoy imagining that you basement dweller
>>16861883
what the fuck man this is my dog
co do kurwy xD
>>16861906
Oh really? I just saved this from some random thread. Its a cute dogger.
On a more achievable note, a ford excursion.
>>16861748
>this exists in America
>no one posts the canyonero
Buncha kids here
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>>16862569
SEATS 35
the irony would be lost on them desu senpai
You really don't want more truck than you can handle.
For you, OP, I'd recommend the Chevy tracker. Not the older Geo one with the convertible top, that's too dangerous for you, precious
>>16861861
>insurgent.jpg
>>16861686
Arctic Hilux 6x6
>>16861686
http://www.affinityauto.com/vehicles/1994-am-general-humvee
Saw this in town the other day.
>>16861798
>not a 6x6
Buy a military 6x6 then bob it to make a "bobbed Deuce". Inexpensive, obnoxious, and if you want you can replace the cab with the pickup truck cab of your preference. It's common enough you can buy reconditioned bobbed deuces if you are too lazy or unskilled to fab your own.
>buy step van
>lift
>>16862584
This truck makes me want to tailgate people with my highbeams on.