*blocks your path*

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>>16852811
*floods your road*

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>>16852817
*sets fire to your rain*

>yells "LA MIGRA!"

*sips rockstar*
*vapes*

>wait patiently for them to finish and then pay them for their work
>say "thank you" and drive away at a safe speed

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>>16852811

I thought niggers jumping out of nowhere and cleaning your windshield for money was only a thing in my 4th world country.

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>>16852811
>green light
>they're quarter way done

COME ON MOVE, I NEED TO GO, I'M HOLDING UP CARS OVER HERE

>>16852865
Fuck off Adele, you tosser.

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>>16852811
>Few years ago
>going to Mexico with brother and father to visit grandparents
>Traveling by car
>We're in a 2007 Yaris S
>Stop at a red light
>Out of nowhere 2 Mexican kids jump our Hood from each side
>They're both trying to wash our windshield
>Dad turns on wipers
>Kids get blasted with water
>They panic and run away

The worst part was they were trying to clean our windshield with dirty soap water.

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*cleans your interior*

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>>16854668
>2 Mexican kids jump our Hood from each side