Hi friends. The season is almost upon us once more and Brit/o/ is having its first race track meet of the year.
This isn't the music festival type meet discussed in the past threads, this one is more autistic, no sideshows or louts and just racing/camping. There are some food stalls.
Join us on April 7th at Shakespeare County Raceway in Warwickshire.
Standard procedure really, turn up, drink, insult each others cars, reattach Sam's bumper/splash guard/sump every few hours. We're also running some drag racing competitions, there'll be two trophies available. The Best Toyota trophy will be awarded by the president and the Shitbox Cup trophy will mark the best Micra or Starlet on the strip. Cars and bikes that aren't desperately slow will have a different scoring system.
No girls allowed
>mischievous brits intensify
First for Danny being homeless
>>16845596
Fugg
FIND OUT ALL ABOUT BRIT/O/ AND OUR UPCOMING MEETS IN OUR PRETTY NEAT DIRECTORY
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oTtHPqXHb8mSv-sT9JVd9GfhMaTAz8K_09nuTYEncWo/edit?usp=drivesdk
Will be a cage for the wrestling tournament this time?
>>16845609
The cage will be the empty bottles
>>16845609
Wrestling is officially slated for USC but Sam has stated he will be operating at his standard rate if you need to "wrestle"
>>16845627
What lubricant would we recommend for "wrestling"? I feel like wd40 may be ideal
Post an email here to join our Slack channel if you want to know bus timetables to get to the track. Eurofriends are welcome and reminded that Julian's offer to box a Frenchman has gone unanswered. Praise the Emperor.
Any girls in Brit/o/?
>>16845726
3. Holly May, Sammy and Charlotte
>>16845738
And Danny
any qt traps?
who are all those fuckers in the le mans sheet
Long live the tick meet. Good times.
>>16845825
Traps are girls thanks
TFW i won't be turning up in an audi but a braaaaaapppp Corsa ;-}
>>16846052
>being this deluded
its okay, i like both
>>16846052
>>16846427
>>16846449
There are 2 genders and traps come under girls
>>16846536
traps are boys anon
they have a penis
>>16846449
There are at least 4 sexes (X, XX, XY, XXY), and gender is a social construct, so you would have 0 pieces of garlic bread.
>>16846570
>gender is a social construct
Leftie pls go
>>16846548
You haven't seen how cute Brit/o/ traps are
Remove
Hot secret 6r4 drawings
>>16845642
WD40 is NOT a lubricant.
>>16847490
It literally is a water dispersant formula mixed with a bit of lubricating oil
>>16847490
That glorious smell of WD40
>>16846796
RACIST
>>16846796
Remove Londoners more like
Just remember it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, it only matters how much you can drink afterwards
>>16849696
Depends what you define as drink
>>16845577
Only just realized that is Will. kek
>>16849601
>remove the people who bankroll your entire life
How about we go back to cars?
>>16853110
>remove the people who are pretentious
>>16854634
What a whip, g
Just remember that the Brit /o/ uniform is hawaiian shirts
>>16848962
Insulting the Welsh is not racism. It's called "a national past-time", laddie
>>16856128
Brit/o/ uniform is a proper flat cap and a boiler suit lad
44th for wet Dolomite back seats