gods of /o/

Pray to Scotty Kilmer, god of mechanics

Pray to Volvo 240, god of battle tanks

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our lord and savior, born in a manger, three unwise men gifting him shampoo, frankincense, and a gameboy

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>>16844074
Here, have a Twingo of happiness.

Pray to the patron saint of yurop
>>16844124

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>>16844074
>>pic possibly related
>>shrine made of broken clutch plates?
>>burn a little gasoline in front of it as an offering

Do all of the above. It seemed to work for /pol/.

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There is only one God and his name is Smokey.

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>>16844130
I didn't want to mention this in the OP in order to avoid shitting up the thread, but yes, I was thinking that.

>>16844093
lol

>>16844110
very good

>>16844115
should help with warding off the skid demon
>>16844302
if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'

>>16844124
MERCI TWINGO
hon hon hon

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>>16844333
Another example of a shrine from /jp/:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GPyVUEK6Zo

Don't underestimate meme magic.

>>16844124
Merci, Twingo!

>>16844074
It's probably because you're a fucking weaboo and the universe hates weaboos, consider not being a fucking weaboo in the future and you'll be much better off

>>16844434
>tfw I've watched maybe 5 episodes of anime in my life
>tfw I've never read a manga
I'm not sure what other qualifications there are, but I'm pretty sure I scale similarly on them. Consider this post a cordial invitation to eat my whole ass.

>>16844450
You're browsing 4chan and posting anime girls, get a fuckin life

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>>16844333 (checked)

>>16844461
*your

>>16844461
>says the furry

>>16844477
Yes, even a furfag can see how pathetic the weeb is

>>16844461
>anime girls
>being this ignorant of board culture

>>16844497
Go on

>>16844074
Pray to Giorgi Trevzadze, god of street drift

>>16844530
damn, didn't know about that guy

thought it might have been this dude https://www.quora.com/Who-was-the-Belgrade-Phantom but apparently not

(who would also make a pretty good deity of motorsport, come to think of it)

>>16844514
lurk moar

>>16844546
I've been here since about 2008, how much longer do I have to lurk?

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>>16844302

Where is your god now?

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>>16844609
if you have to ask that, you haven't lurked long enough

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>>16844124
MERCI TWINGO

>>16844609
I started 4chan in 2005. I'm a newfag. You are more of a newfriend.

>>16844124
MERCI TWINGO

>>16844609
what a cuck

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>>16845557
Sprinkled on the Daytona beach, if memory serves. Also Smokey shot dead the last gook he had an extended interaction with- Not a good record with them.