Winter Hate Thread

who was plow?

>>16838504
Pornhub.

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>living somewhere they salt the roads
Must suck

>morning after a snow
>look out the window and see kids using my Lexus as cover in their snowball fight...
>I tell them to take it somewhere else
>protective parent looks at me like I literally shit in her mouth

I also peaked out the window later and saw one of the little girls brushing off my car with a broom. A fucking broom...

Why can't parents tell their kids not to touch things that aren't theirs?

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>>16838493
>-30c
>summer tires
>slidin @ empty roads

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Lord have mercy.

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>>16838590
Just salt my whole life up, senpai.

>>16838571
That's pretty much anywhere East of the Rockies, and North of the Gulf states. But yes, it's pretty miserable for at least 1/3 of the year.

>end up getting zero snow
>little salt rocks peppering my wheel wells
GOD FUCKING DAMN

>>16838660
Yeah, that's infuriating when they put down salt for like 1-2 inches of snow that will probably just melt on its own in a couple days.

>but muh productivity!
Work from home, faggots.

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>tfw florida
get fucked snow faggots

>living anywhere that has more than a few inches of snow per year

fucking retards deserve it

>>16838697
I didn't choose to be born here faggot

>>16838726
but you've chosen to stay there, faggot

>>16838737
Have to for school faggot
Then I'm gone

>>16838692
I'm also jealous of your no-front-plate laws. I recently disputed a $50 ticket where the cop caught me parked in front of my own fucking house.

>>16838579
>I also peaked out the window later and saw one of the little girls brushing off my car with a broom. A fucking broom...
She was just trying to be nice

>>16838697
OP here. Our Winters are generally pretty mild, but can be unpredictable. Last year we got over three feet of snow. This year we got next to nothing until the past couple days where a random snowstorm hits in the middle of March. Wtf?!!

I'd really like to move to somewhere like Texas or Arizona in the future.

>>16838748
Sure. I appreciate the gesture, but I really think parents should have their kids ask before touching a neighbor's car. Come to my door and see if I need help. I will politely tell her no thank you.

Children lack coordination, and I really don't trust them to be poking around my car.

>>16838767
theres plenty of places that also get four seasons, but little to no snow. Used to live in Seattle. people always assume its cold and snowy in Seattle, but we only get a couple days of snow a year, never more than a few inches that is quickly melted by rain. I live in Nashville now, and although it gets cold here in the winter, we rarely get any snow, and when we do its usually all gone within a day.

went to college up in Boston. fuck that shit man, northeast living is a fucking nightmare

>>16838787
im with you man, id be pissed if kids were using my car for cover in a snowball fight or scaping off snow with a fucking broom. idk why any parent would think thats ok

>>16838787
So park it in a garage next time

>>16838788
>people always assume its cold and snowy in Seattle
Huh... I've always heard cloudy and rainy. But that's why everything's so GREEN :-)

>>16838609
This.

But our cars are nimble in the summer from all the weight that rusted off. It's handy for dodging potholes.

Fuck I wish I lived somewhere else.

>>16838807
yes, that is correct. its gray, 40-50 and raining from november-may. everyday. whenever i talk to (stupid) people and tell them im from seattle, they always say how cold and snowy the winters must be (cause it rains a lot and they automatically think that means snow in the winter).

>>16838797
Not an option. Haven't had the luxury of a garage since I moved out of my parents house in 2009.

>>16838826
>since I moved out of my parents house in 2009
what a fuckin loser lmao

>>16838820
Do girls ask you where Twilight is? Lol

I think it's supposed to be set somewhere up there.

>>16838838
Living at home until 20 makes me a loser?

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>mfw normies go YOOO AWD WEATHER BROOOO
>surprised when their quarter panels are gone in 3 years

i hate this snow meme

i want to move to LA already so i have my canyons, rust free cars, year-round summer tires, and <$200 track days every weekend

>>16838843
lmao, not anymore thank god. shits in the middle of fuckin nowhere up on the olympic peninsula

>>16838849
yah. unless you're an ameribubble then people usually live with their parents until ~25

>>16838851
>i want to move to LA already so i have...

You forgot
>high taxes
>high gas prices
>high crime
>absurd regulations
>shit job market
>illegals hitting your car and running
>ungodly traffic
>smog
>water shortages
>bums everywhere
>potential for large earthquakes
>regular wildfires

I'm possibly forgetting 58 other things.

>>16838907
I didn't have anywhere to go. My parents divorced and sold the house I grew up in. Dickhead.

>>16838883
I think 50 Shades of whatever is set in the Seattle area too lol. Wtf is with that place?

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>>16838942
hahaha look at this normie. I bet he actually has a job and a SO. bwahahaha I bet you've actually touched girls you normie shit

>>16838921
Yeah this. Just move to the American South, aka the center of the globe.

>>16838969
>I bet you've actually touched girls you normie shit
What if I told you I didn't get laid till 20?

>>16839011
What if I told you I turn 21 in 2 months and still haven't gotten laid? At least I can get a cheap handgun and kill myself.

>>16839019
>21

I'm 25 in 3 months and literally know no women nor have I ever had sex

fuck off

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>>16839011
im 19 and happy to know there is still some time left for me

>>16839025
Don't worry I'll be there soon.

>>16839019
>>16839025
>>16839032
It's nice, but not really this big thing you're making it out to be. Funny thing is I thought I would feel so different after, but back home brushing my teeth the next morning I almost forgot that it happened.

I'll also add that she wasn't very good looking. I took what I could get lol

>>16839050
Yeah, but it's a social thing. As a guy if you haven't gotten laid once you're 20 you are considered a failure.

>>16838818

Why don't you move South? Atlanta or Austin.

>>16839063
Why don't you try using one of those dating apps? Haven't tried it myself, but I've heard it's fairly easy to get laid if you just play the numbers game. Might get shot down a bunch, but one of them will be willing.

I'm talking about things like Tinder, not Match.com etc...

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>>16838609
They salt the main road leading to my town/local area, but outside of that its all just pure, clean ice and snow

How popular is rust proofing in your areas?

>>16838976
>American South

So instead I'll have even less jobs than LA, no canyons unless I live in the Appalachians, high crime because there's niggers, and circuits are few and far between (South Florida and Houston/Dallas TX are the only places I can think of that have tracks within the area and aren't total jobless economically depressed shitholes).

How's Phoenix/Tucson? Are there canyons?

>>16839213
>So instead I'll have even less jobs than LA
Based on what? I'd take a wild guess and say that states like Alabama and Georgia are more business-friendly than SoCal. Why do you think so many Hollywood productions choose to film in Louisiana?

>no canyons unless I live in the Appalachians
I think central Texas has some decent roads. Gets somewhat hilly around Austin. I wouldn't let drift-boy fantasies be a big factor in my moving decisions though...

>high crime because there's niggers
Lol. Do me a favor and Google the Los Angeles riots. If that's too much trouble, just go play GTA San Andreas.

>How's Phoenix/Tucson?
Full of illegal spic gangbangers. Based on your contempt for "niggers", I could see that being a conflict of interest for you. Just lookin out!

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>Live in a city where parking is a nightmare in general
>Car has been needing a repair for about a month now
>12-20" blizzard forecast
>Go to dealership the day before snowstorm
>Have them dig my car out themselves, keep it there for about 5 days while they diagnose the problem, order parts, and repair it

>>16838493
Michigan?

>>16840050
Nah, east coast. Pic is just random from the Googles.

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>>16838942
sorry lad. didn't know it was like that.

>>16839025
32 here.

Never touched a chick.

>>16838493
i almost insured my evo for roadgoing use

THANK FUCKING GOD I DIDNT

>>16839063
Yeah but why does it matter to other people? Shit I was too busy to bother with woman for a good 5 years after I graduated highschool

>>16840278
why?

>>16840268
Why not? Just not good at talking to them? Fear of rejection?

>>16840293
How could it matter to people if they don't even know? Only ones who might be aware of his situation are close friends who will just break his balls about it. That's how it was for me until I lost it at 20.

My buddy was an asshole though. We were at this party with maybe 15-20 people and he just announced to everybody
>HEY... HEY GUYS. MY FRIEND HERE IS A VIRGIN

I was super embarrassed, but did end up getting some sympathetic attention from girls that night lol

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>>16838493
Almost swapped out my tires, thank god I was lazy.

>>16838493
>snows
>ehhh fuggit, I'll just brush off the car tomorrow...
>next morning it's encased in an impenetrable block of ice
>FUCK

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>>16839187
>How popular is rust proofing in your areas?

Here in western NY it's fairly popular, tons of shops offer it (krown, ruststop, kroil ect...).
Or people do it themselfs with bar and chain oil, fluidfilm, or whatever else, not to mention dedicated winter beaters are common. I have my sacrificial wagon, and even though I powerwash it and fluid film the shit out of it every fall it's still slowly rotting away.

>>16840934
You should donk that

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>>16839187
>How popular is rust proofing in your areas?

Not very. Brand new trucks sitting on the lot (from every brand) already have tiny rust patches on the frames.

It's a terrible situation.

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>>16838493
>implying winter isn't awesome for hectic skidz

>>16841113
Wtf?! That Mazda can't be any more than 10 years old. Fucking garbage.

So much for that resale value...

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>>16838493
When riding is life, but it will barely hit 50 this weekend

>>16838921
You forgot libtards and no funs allowed

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>>16838921
This is why I picked Houston

>summer tires 365 days a year

>>16840934
Yeah I have a snow/salt/or fuck it rain beater

Nice car only comes out when it's nice.

>>16841113
>now this is Mazda quality!

>>16838743
>I'm also jealous of your no-front-plate laws. I recently disputed a $50 ticket where the cop caught me parked in front of my own fucking house.

w-what?

It's not a public road. You don't even have to have it licensed if it's not on a public road

What fucking state?
Cuckifornia?

>>16839064
>Austin
>Being able to drive over 25 mph
>Ever

I think they are full

>>16838907
>yah. unless you're an ameribubble then people usually live with their parents until ~25

>yurocucks can't afford to move out

lmao

>>16841212
>libtards
Didn't include because it's subjective. It would personally be an annoyance for me, but others might appreciate that kind of atmosphere.

>no funs allowed
Thought that "absurd regulations" covered this.

>>16841232
>It's not a public road
I was parked on the street in front of my house, not in the driveway. Pretty sure that's public. Still fucked up.

Virginia btw. Only state where radar detectors are illegal.

>>16841242
That guy is a cunt, but I think in some cases it's a cultural thing for kids to live with their parents into adulthood. Asian and Indian families maybe?

>>16840593
What a shit friend

>>16840293
>23 year old virgin
now that's sad

>>16838692

>be floridian
>have IQ under 20

>>16841662
I think he was just trying to get me laid, but in a fucked up way haha. I did end up kissing some girls that night so it kind of worked :-)

>>16841662
He's an ass, but I've known him since 10th grade so... I put up with his nonsense.

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>>16841242
>not having mummy do all your chores for you and make you tendies
lmfao how does it feel to have parents that don't love you

>>16842300
I can tell you were molested. You sick fuck.

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>>16842310
>your parents treat you like a blood relative, therefore they must've molested you!!!
ameriprudes everyone. No wonder you pathetic cucks get your willies snipped off

>>16838493
>willingly living in a sib zero shit hole
it has snowed like twice in the past hundred years where i live.

>>16841113
Oh fuck I saw that picture earlier today when researching the Mazda 3 and possible rust problems. Turns out they get fugged up in the northeast US and Canada unless you get Ziebart undercoatings on them.

Winter sucks butt. I wish I lived somewhere where it's always spring/summer/autumn.

>>16842491
Most American women prefer clipped cock. Jokes on you nigger.

>>16842491
>Not having your dad sell your inheritance after your mom dies and spend it all on a house for your stepmom, which is no longer your inheritance as she will leave it to one of her degenerate whore daughters.
> Not having your stepmom criticize every action you do when her degenerate whore daughters all got pregnant in their teens, however you leaving a beard hair in the sink is worse.
I-it's like you want to have family.

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>>16843337
this, desu

>>16838743
>no-front-plate laws

Mandatory front plates are good for one thing: Every time the pedestrian safety people start whining about adding accessories (lights, winches, etc) to the front of cars, we just say "Have to bolt a sharp sheet metal blade to the front of car. Until that's fixed, all that other shit is trivial." And they go away.