/o/'s driving fuck ups

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>>16833563
>going home from class
>the way i normally take is blocked off by three cop cars that pulled over a beaner truck
>they have them sitting out on the sidewalk
>get in other lane to get on freeway
>look over to see if lane is really blocked
>light turns yellow and suv infront of me slams on brakes
>i SLAM on breaks going 40 mph
>tires start skidding
>start sweating bullets
>some how manage to not hit the suv
>make sure not to make eye contact with the cops
>drive away like nothing happened

>>16833563
>Driving from school to work at around 6pm
>be a bit sleepy
>wake up from raod noise when i m going around 50 mph straight into an off ramp guardrail
> manage miss the guardrail and stop on the off ramp

Front Bumper just touching the rail

3 week later
>Going home after work around 1 pm
>be sleepy
>wake up in hospital with both legs broken

I ran straight into a tree

>>16833563
I never had any fuck ups because I pay attention to what i'm fucking doing. My only fuckup I had was very minor and that was failing to yield.

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>approaching a stop sign
>no cop, no stop
>start passing stop sign
>there's a crown vic behind me
>at the last second see the sirens ontop of the hood
>shit bricks and prepare for the cop to turn his sirens on
>nothing happens

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>getting sleepy
>go into low consciousness
>hit pothole because lol shittycity
>there goes my wheel

>>16833563
>taking my friend on the tow gey for the first time
>hes recording me driving
>i gotta impress him now
>channel my inner takumi
>going 80kmh+ on road made to go 40kmh
>power slide beautifully through 2 hairpins in a row
>full of confidence and adrenaline
>coming up on 3rd hairpin
>oh shit
>understeer right into a ditch filled with large rocks
>front left wheel = destroyed
>engine = destroyed
>passenger = scared for his life

took acid the next day and had a heart to heart with my other car enthusiast friend about how retarded we are.

>>16834757
Stop driving you piece of shit.

>stall

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>>16833563
>try to drift in pigfat crown vic
>road rated for 15 mph I'm going 30
>snap sharp left and ride the guardrail

Only time I ever had an accident.
>be me around 17 or 18, can't remember
>slowing down at a stop sign
>sneeze
>foot slipped off brake
>still clutched in
>tap cab driver in front of me
>we get out to look
>my bumper is white, his bumper is black
>no black on my bumper, no white on his bumper
>tell him I sneezed
>my face when he gives me a deadpan stare for over 5 seconds
>he grins and just says to drive a little safer

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>>16835853
>my face when I say "my face when" and forget the image depicting my face when

>make a stupid driving mistake
>go on /o/ hoping there's somewhere I can vent my stupid mistake
>this is the first thread I see

God bless you, OP.

>driving home at night on the freeway
>put on my left turn signal as I'm lane changing to the left, check my blind spot and see a reflection of a truck in my blind spot
>think its weird, but it's just a reflection, not an actual car
>4-5 feet into my lane change I realize it's not a reflection at all and is an actual truck
>swerve back into my lane

It's weird. I wasn't tired or anything and although I wasn't completely "zoned in" I was far from distracted. I must have scared the heck out of the other driver.

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not me but i was in the passenger seat
>nan driving
>approaching stop sign at rapid speed
>she doesnt even attempt to slow down
>straight thru the intersection
>4wd almost tbones us
>she leans out the window yelling and screaming
>lays on the horn
>nan you just went through a stop sign
>NO I DIDNT
last time i ever let her drive with me in the car

>learning to drive stickshift
>old 90s civic
>entering the school parking lot
Its a big ass ramp to get into
>just non stop stalling
>mfw i look at the rearview mirror and see just a pile cars behind me

>Spend 8 hours changing timing belt with 2 scissor jacks on a sloped driveway. My first major repair, had no idea what I was doing.
>"Weld" seat rail adapter brackets poorly with my dads flux welder that I don't know how to use. 90% certain they would have broken in a wreck.
>Install power wire for amp, put fuse in trunk, wire melts through on something hot like 3 years later and shorts out. Almost burned down my car that day.
>Drove around on bald tires included with a cheap set of craigslist wheels. Almost hydroplaned into a ditch at 80mph, almost slid off the road taking a hairpin turn too fast.
>Unbolting an AC line from a pressurized system. O-ring blew apart, all the refrigerant sprayed out.

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>>16835840
Panther friends.
>driving pigfat grand marquis around the backroads
>windows down and music blaring
>get to the final turn coming back, a simple little left hand onto my road and then a few hundred feet to my driveway
>have made the turn tons of times with no hassle despite everyone saying crown vics love breaking free on dirt and gravel
>make left turn at 30ish
>marquis decides this is the time to break the ass end free and go full dagumi
>suddenly pickup truck coming at me from the other direction out of nowhere, nobody is ever on the road at this hour and the treeline is far enough back I should have seen him from way down the road
>promptly shit pants
>countersteer and manage to straighten out 18 feet of fucking boat on a 1.5 lane country road before I get broadsided by Billy Joe in his Dodge
>crawl by at 10mph
>can only see the baseball cap on the driver's head as he stares at me, probably memorizing the car to tell his buddies because no one drives anything like it around here, cloud of dirt behind me looks like a Subaru meet
>wave at him, drive the 500ft home, park car, don't leave house for three days

>drive home after 1 or 2 more drinks than my skinny ass can handle
>swipe a parked car
>knock my mirror off
>drive off
Don't be a fucking idiot like me

I can't understate how lucky I was

>get license
>One month later get a new job
>Job is a half hour drive away in the next town over
>Work till 1-2 am sometimes
>driving back home after my second or third shift
>Super tired and not used to driving
>Red light
>Notice red light
>don't react to it in any way at all
>Just drive right through
Good thing there's no cars driving in my town after midnight

>in far right lane of highway
>possible victim in far left lane
>truck in between
>both of us pass truck and change lanes into center
>1 foot between bumpers at most

>>16833563
>test driving zzw30 with race mods the seller had made
>we took it down the local tougay
>there's a sharp corner after a bridge that my car can take AT MAX at 60kph with tire squeal
>approach it at 80, too charmed by the car to notice the speed
>realize there's no time to break
>owner next to me grabs door handle but remains calm and quiet
>keep throttle down, steer through the corner at 80kph
>no tyre squeal despite being on skinny as fuck wheels with studded tyres on it. Just tiny bit of understeer
>seller mentions handling after that corner
Could've ended real bad had I not known to keep throttle down

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>>16836541
that's kino tier

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>recently gotten my license
>going through a small town, haven't been there before, don't know where to turn
>through a roundabout, father tells me the exit last second
>miss the exit, autism kicks in, I brake and go through the entry of the way I was suppose to go
>father finally realizes that I am indeed, retarded
There were zero cars and people around, so I only destroyed any semblance of trust in my own abilities that I had left then

>>16835772
>no video

come on

>>16835893
For anyone reading this who are going to/are learning to drive stick shift, the easiest way to save the situation is to fucking floor it. Rev it to like 3-4k. Better to skid the tires than to keep stalling.

>>16835772
cool story bro

>>16836525

I had something like this happen to me once sort of

>Driving
>light coming up
>its red
>Not tired or anything, just sort of zone out
>not slowing down at all
>guy in adjacent lane notices and honks
>I snap out of it and lay on the brakes, barely stopping in time
>give him an embarrassed wave

Thanks guy

>>16837744
Don't feel bad Anon, I still almost do that now and then
Why is there even a grass patch between the exit and entry

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Webm related. No excuse for that fucktardedness. Was sleepy and on autopilot. Almost no one makes that left turn. Cracked my bumper cover, blew out the side clips, slightly bent my fenders and raised my hood. Asian lady's Camry had a 1" long scratch from my front license plate.

Had more severe shit happen, but that was by far the worst.

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>>16837893
>movie is called Asian lady's Camry
>it's actually a Honda Accord

>>16837893
Learn to drive you god damn retard.
You're a worse driver than the average woman.

>>16837933
dumb frogposter

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Not driving, but it is car related

>fixing up old Gen 2 Ram 1500
>Dashboard is cracked to shit, the plastic they used is trash
>need to remove entire dash
>need to lower entire front console to get at the screws in the dashboard
>need to remove parking brake release to get at dashboard bolts
>need to drop steering wheel which has the shifter on it in order to lower console further


>moved dad's suburban down the driveway so i could get under truck
>driveway is a slant
>truck isn't blocked off
>laying on my back, legs out the door underneath the steering wheel unbolting the steering shaft
>car starts to roll
>WTF.JPG
>jump out, not thinking
>should've pushed brake but was too freaked out to think
>open drivers-side door of red truck hits white suburban
>bends back
>scratches along the entire length of suburban
>red marks everywhere
>small dents
>truck door is fucking destroyed
>suburban side view mirror is broken
>truck door hinges are destroyed
>truck is sitting in street
>freaking out
>family comes home from church
>dad freaks out


We eventually found another door at the scrapyard and installed it, and the truck is driveable again, the red scratches came out with some rubbing compound.

Now the red truck has a green door...

>>16833563
>highway
>red light

I fucking hate britain and british drivers

>>16833563
>one month after getting license
>taking left turn at a light
>light turns green
>funeral procession passing through red light
>turn into the middle of the fucking procession
>stuck there for about a mile
>get up to another red light down the road
>first half of procession goes through, I stop
>split funeral procession in half

>>16838049
Good.
We hate you to.

Worst fuckup would be my first accident

>driving on backroad in an area I'm not familiar with
>just after sunset
>doing around 30-35mph
>small van about 10-15 meters ahead of me
>van starts braking
>I realized a moment too late that he's slowing down to a near stop and not just losing some speed
>brake a bit too hard
>fronts lock up thanks to dirt on the road
>get off brakes and steer hard left to avoid
>front right panel slams into his rear left right

There was a speedbump there, the accident was completely my fault and I apologized to the dude, but he was an alright guy and let it go.

Panel was bent in and paint got scraped heavily, his rear bumper had my paint on it, but other than that no real damage.

>drive safely and use turn signals
>get rear ended by one of you tards

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>be me enjoying 1997 shitbox
>drive on busy 70 kmh road with lots of lanes going to different highways
>drive in lane which is always flowing smoothly (ALWAYS, I've lived here for over 14 years now)
>mad cunt 2 cars in front of me suddenly decides to change to a lane with red light ahead
>idiot can't finish merge completely of course
>crossover in front of me slams brakes
>slam my shitbox's ABS-less brakes
>shitty drums on the rear wheels are always glad to help
>SSSGGGGGGGGGGTTT
>stop JUST in time

You know you braked hard when you make a skid on a dry road

>>16837951
m8, that's why I said it was the worst accident I've been in and only car to car contact I've had in 10 years of driving. Shit was embarrassing.

>Way back in high school
>Decide to go ripping around on the winding road on the west side of town
>Two friends in car with me
>Speed limit: 40 mph
>My speed: 80 goddamn mph
>Friends encouraging me to try to get up to 88 in order to activate the flux capacitor
>Pushing for 88 as I come out of a blind curve
>UPS truck pulls out of a warehouse parking lot around the curve
>Slam on brakes, jerk wheel left
>Somehow go through gap in median and into the oncoming lanes
Praise jeebus there wasn't anyone coming from the other direction.

>>16836525
I've done this.

Did dumb mistakes in my first year of driving, none led to accidents
>turning left, didn't yield to car driving forward, they dodged me thankfully
>in winter went through yellows and new reds, because 14 year old winter tires and no confidence I will stop before crosswalk/intersection. New tires now.
>backed into parents' van door, they fixed it by claiming they fucked up with their another car (I still feel bad and idiotic for it)

I think I've learned from my mistakes in the two following years.

>>16833563
>be 17
>have 95 Camaro with a 6speed and big V8
>driving in the rain
>decide to drop down to 4th and see if I can spin the tires at 60mph
>ayy lmao it works
>driving down another road with a slight S curve in it
>in my infinite wisdom I decide it is a good idea to try and break the tires loose again
>do a 360 in the middle of the road due to curve
>end up on the side in the dirt
>people in cars looking at my retarded ass
>take a second to stop shitting bricks and drive off

Didn't damage the car at all but I learned a valuable lesson when driving high HP cars in the rain with no traction control

>>16833563
It was really foggy and I was tired one night. I made a left and blatantly cut off what turned out to be a cop going straight.
He let me go, though. Damn I love being white.

>>16838067
Good, funeral processions are fucking retarded.

>>16838049
Some of the older highways in NJ have lights as well, I assume in the rest of the US too.

Fuck up wasn't mine but:

>young blonde chick in Challenger going 60 in the left lane in a 70
>pass on right because fuck dumbass drivers dawdling in the left lane, no time to sit behind them
>when I get right beside her she starts changing lanes into me without even looking outside her passenger window at the car that is right in line with hers
>lay on horn, give WTF look at her, drift away to the right a little
>she snaps back into her lane
>thankfully she didn't overcorrect and fishtail into me
>drop a gear and disappear, I don't like hanging out near drivers that have proven themselves retarded

The no visibility meme is real, how else do you not see a pigfat family wagon right next to you?

>driving at night without glasses
>mistake green turn arrow for green light
>almost hit turning black car that didn't have its headlights on


Never drive without glasses kids

>>16838086
should have ripped a fukken hektik
also 70kmh is just 43.5 mph

>>16838856
this

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some dick put me in a bad spot on purpose, and fucked up for willing to create a close call because of it

>be driving to work, fast as fuck
>hit four lane road, with a divider, speed increases and I'm already exceeding it
>see tow truck in #1 lane closer to me, see semi in #2 lane
>plan to slalom around the tow truck and then semi
>accelerate and notice the distance between tow truck and semi is closing
>keep accelerating and coming up fast
>hit the moment where I had to decide if I was going to say "fuck it" and go for it, or brake and puss out
>"fuck it" and go for it
>couldn't have been more than inches of clearance
>drive off like a hero
>tow truck starts pacing with the semi

I'm sure the tow truck driver accelerated when he saw me so he could teach me and my fancy german car a lesson not to speed and pass people on the right, but fuck that guy and his passive aggressive shit. He should have been in the driving lane and let me pass him on the left.

>be idiot 20-something
>just bought used 98 EJ civic
>car literally has 3 different brand of tires, one being an obscure czech brand at different levels of wearing
>flooring it on the touge on the other side of the hill which I didn't drive that often
>approaching downhill s-turn too fast, fuck
>spin a 180 before coming to a stop
>literally 2 feet from cliff
Good thing no one was coming from the other direction

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>splittan 1-2 at about 65 with traffic at about 50 on muh baiku
>red mazda changing from 1 to 2 right ahead
>hmm...brake or swerve
>anon uses swerve to right side of 2
>it's almost effective!
>clip right front quarter of mazda
>tankslapper while splitting lanes during rush hour
>ride it out
>pull over
>bent shift linkage
>broken foot
>mfw

>>16839015
>Never drive without glasses kids
tfw -4.5d/-6.0s with astigmatism
yeah, no kidding

>pull into parking spot really fast
>hit the car on the right side of the parking spot
>completely smash this girls brake light and put big dent under
>just a deep gash on my bumper and nothing else
>there is a guy in the car to the left
>feign frustration
>dig into my glove box and start pretending to write shit down
>pretend to make phone calls
>he finally leaves
>go park on the other side of the parking lot

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>coming out of a parking lot
>trying to make a left turn
>cars keep coming and coming
>"don't they ever stop"?
>here's my oppo-
>car fucking BEAMS right by me
>infront of another car while trying to turn left
>this is when I realize this is a one way street

>>16838049
>I fucking hate britain and british drivers
>"mph"

>age 18, got a used Accord bebi
>did motocross when i was a kid, figure that learning manual on this cant be that hard
>rearview mirror is really fucking dirty and keeps on shining the sun into my eyes, duct tape it like a dumbass
>head to the parking lot near my old school since i know when it's occupied and when not
>drive around to make sure that the clutcherino works, seems pretty good! all i gotta do is go home and clean the mirror
>pulling out of the lot, check both ways cos im a good boy
>get triggered by a cunt speeding with a V8 with superfuckingloud music coming in from the way im not looking and let off the clutch while mashing the throttle
>car rolls forwards and stalls while going at 20 KPM, also, did i mention that there is a river by the side of the road?
>dont brake until i get into the really fucking wet mud, steering doesnt do anything either
>roll into river through gap between concrete guards
>roll into the river, car goes 90 degrees before flipping onto the roof, second impact slams my head against the dashboard and knocks me out
>wake up to find giant fucking glass dagger poking out of my mirror aimed right at where my gut was when i hit the riverbed
>tap it with my finger, it falls out
>run home, get my tools and take as much shit out of the car as possible before calling my brother to get his pickup truck so i can bring the salvageable parts home

i sold the parts and bought another cheap car the following year. also started praying to jesus and now i have become a not-fucking idiot while operating cars

>>16842413
British cars use imperial units

>November I think
>Snowing for the first time of the year
>About 2 inches of snow on the ground, plows came by a few minutes before
>Driving my friend home at about 10pm because he had to go to Boston the next day
>One SUV in front of me, 10 second gap roughly
>Going 30 in a 45 zone so I slow down to 30 as well
>Approaching intersection on a slight slope, perpendicular road is a one way road onto a highway ramp, the road I'm on has a right turn only lane for that road
>Yellow light
>SUV guy slams on brakes and barely stops before the light
>I begin to slow down
>Realize immediately my brakes aren't working
>Pump brakes, nothing's working
>Sliding down a slight hill, not slowing down at all
>Red light
>"Oh no" I say
>"What?" My friend says, immediately realizes what's happening after that
>2 options, slam into SUV or risk going into the right turn only lane and slide through the intersection
>Realize I can still steer the car
>Give a bit of gas and turn into right turn lane
>Pump the brakes
>Going maybe 25 now, 30 feet from SUV
>Heart is beating so fucking fast as intersection gets closer
>Entering intersection, look over
>No cars coming
>Immediately calm down
>Road levels out, brakes begin to work again
>Steer the car so I don't hit the curb
>Stop car, put on hazard lights, sit there for a minute as me and my friend take deep breaths

That was fun

>>16844071
Should also mention my horn didn't work so I couldn't let SUV guy know I couldn't stop

>driving FWD car
>going through neighborhood at 50-60 mph
>friend in passenger seat is recording
>come up to roundabout
>don't slow down
>turn into roundabout perfectly
>go to turn left to keep going forward
>SCREEECH
>understeer front right tire into curb
>everything on right side is completely fucked
>$500 to repair because mechanic was a family friend and went lengths to help lower cost

At least the frame was okay, thought my shitbox was totalled

>>16844080
>what is flashing your high beams

>>16844071
Why didn't you downshift to use engine braking?

>>16836525
i did this last year but i ended up tboning some uptight zimbabwean business dude in an old camry or something similar.
>hit him right behind his rear wheel going about 35 leaving only a softball sized dent somehow
>spin the fucker 3 times in the intersection
>he leaves car there in the middle of the intersection and comes over to me
>im already on the phone with the cops and they are otw
>tell him this and i think he thought i was bullshitting him? idk accent was too thick to understand his retarded ramblings
>bro tier mexican cop shows up, homo immediately up his ass yelling and screaming in traffic
>cop tells him to stfu and asks if thats his car in the intersection
>tells dude to move his car and is visibly annoyed
>ends up telling me to just gtfo of here, thank him and go home
>hear from the homos insurance that he "hurt his neck"
>no he fucking didn't, i tell them to fuck off and talk to my insurance
>never hear from it again

>be ripping it on the tou gay
>power steering pump fails(something made a weird ass noise and it stopped working) and steering becomes terrible on my pigfatmobile(1.6 ton)
>say yolo and go WOT
>don't die
>get home
>post about it on /o/

I also have an ABS error code

>>16835772
Direct this to the blog

>>16834757
What a fucking cunt

Cut up your driving license

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>>16838067
Holy fuck. That's rich.

tfw got cramp doing heel-toe a couple of hours ago

>>16837893
I didn't think you could turn over double lines.

>>16833563
Nothing really dangerous, just some stupid shit:

>be 16
>go to gas station in mom's car
>backing out of side parking spot, looks clear
>hit one of those stupid fucking 3ft concrete poles
>rek taillight + break bumper

I got kinda lucky, since about a month later some tard rear-ended her at 25mph at a stoplight. She was perfectly OK, and his insurance replaced the rear bumper and taillights.

>be 18
>driving with gf on curvy back snowy roads
>snow tires, going about 25
>go to turn, ice under the snow
>tires: lol no
>put the subie in literally the only ditch, everywhere else I would have slammed into a tree

>>16845978
Assuming you're not American...
Yellow means that the traffic on the opposite side is flowing in the other direction. Solid means no lane changing.
A white solid line means no lane changing, but traffic is flowing in the same direction. A dashed yellow means you can go into the other lane to pass, common on straight, rural, 2 lane highways, so you don't have to be stuck behind a tractor or slow truck.

Turning is only prohibited when there's a sign that explicitly says so.
Many roads have a turning lane in the center, though, to keep traffic flowing.

>>16838775
I did a similar thing in my shitty V6 commodore
>Fresh rain
>Entering a roundabout, continuing straight
>As I'm turning into the roundabout, give the throttle a little blip, not sure why I did this
>Arse breaks loose, car starts to over steer. Think I'm going to hit another car
>Feels like everything is in slow motion
>over correct
>End up doing a 180
>Some other guy in a VE Ute leans out the window and yells, "sick skid mate! Light em up next time"
>Drive off, wondering if I should feel shame or take his advice.

A lot of people here getting into shit when they're tired.

I don't think it's made clear enough that driving tired is just as bad as driving drunk.
Just a 20-30 minute power nap can restore you enough to operate well for a few more hours.

>>16835873
What the fuck is a nan.

>>16846090
this

>>16837744
>>16837858
It's a roundabout. Just keep going and take the exit when it comes back up.

>>16846098
Britbong word for grandma.

>>16846041
Okay, slightly different in Australia then.

Double continuous dividing lines
If you are on a road with 2 continuous lines (double lines) down the middle, you must:

stay to the left of the lines at all times

drive as close to the left side of the road as you can.

You are not allowed cross over these lines for any reason, unless you have to avoid an obstruction and it is safe to do so.

You can't overtake, turn, or enter or leave the road across double lines

https://www.vicroads.vic.gov.au/safety-and-road-rules/road-rules/a-to-z-of-road-rules/road-markings

>>16833563
I have one
>17
>winter
>live in eastern wa so lots of snow
>cut through residentials to get to my chool
>only old people live there so I can go 35 in 20s during summer
>tone it down on most winter days
>see friend behind me when I turn into said residential
>this residential ia a half mile 2 lane with cars on either side, followed by a hill
>being dumb I gun it because in my mind AWD meant braking as if on tarmac
>somehow dont hit anything going into the opposing lane dodging the parked cars
>approach hill (not super steep but steep enough)
>brake halfway down the hill
>nothing
>start honking my horn to signify I can't stop
>there is a turn at 30 degrees, and if I don't turn I could go through a yard and off a 2 story cliff drop
>I see a Subaru legacy approaching trying to dodge a parked car
>I turn
>kinch the legacies driver side door with my rear quarter panel
2000 to mine 3000 to hers since i knocked off her mirror and dented her doors

could've been way worse and it was a great wake-up call to realize how much of an x-factor weather can be

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>>16833563
>rwd
>raining
>bald rear tires
>road makes a wide left turn over a hill
>back end slips out
>catch it for a moment
>see an oncoming car
>take car off the road to avoid a collision
>thisshouldbefine.jpg
>nope.mp3
>storm gutter hidden in the grass
>entire front end implodes
>witness slows down, then just leaves
>mfw house is 100m down the road

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>approaching junction
>bus turns onto road pretty fast
>don't stop because I think I'm being overly cautious
>bus overcompensates on turn to avoid car parked with 2 wheels on road
>see whats going to happen
>brake
>bus clips bumper and closes over wing mirror
>mostly paint transfer and rubber from bus tyre, wipes right off
>pound coin sized scrape on bumper to fix

my first collision, at least it was pretty much nothing

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>>16846042
>Drive off, wondering if I should feel shame or take his advice.

tfw the Aussie bantz are too esoteric and leave you confuddled

>>16835893
Kekd- not your problem

>>16844071
This is why people like the SUV driver need to learn all about PNR. Less gas usage and less accidents.

>had to wake up a few hours early one day for my course
>still half asleep when driving there
>pull onto the motorway on-ramp and in a complete haze start hooning it like usual
>didnt even think that it would be rush hour and in my stupor I wasnt even looking
>nearly smash into a bunch of commuters but manage pull onto the shoulder and slam, my brakes on

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Not driving but getting a lift to work with a friend he fell asleep and almost his a bus head on

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>Mustang driving cunt tries to pass me on 2-lane highway
>In dodge ram 1500 from 07'
>No way he can pass me rite?
>PedalToTheMetal.jpg
>get up to 98 in a 55 zone
>Truck starts slowing down
>ohfuck
>Pull into McDonalds to get adrenaline snack
>Weird screeching noises from engine bay
>check
>shitton of fluid everywhere, no water
>turns out My water-pump fan came loose and started banging around my engine
>actually destroyed half of my engine bay

>driving out of neighborhood
>run stop sign, no one's ever passing through this one part
>almost run into some lesbian living a few streets down
>slam on breaks going 40 in a 15
>she pulls over and starts yelling at me
>i drive off

havent seen her since, happened about a month ago

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>>16833563
>about to reach light but it turns red
>decide to do a shit move and turn right, U turn and then right again
>after I U turn, as im about to turn right again traffic starts moving again
>hightail it and quickly turn
>car in my lane accelerated for some reason and almost rear-ended me
feels wew lad

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>first car first gen mazda 3 5 speed 2.3l
>learning to drive manual pretty shit at it still
>it's raining out and i have chinese sailun all season tires that came with the car, pretty bald on the front
>think i am the next ayrton senna after two weeks of driving
>driving on long curved road with a residential street at the end of the curve
>decide basically the last second i want to make a left turn at the last second onto this side street
>rain, bald tires, 60km/h and dumb driver
>straight understeer into the street curb going at least 35~km/h
>lady in house came out asked me if i was okay
>car still drove, took it to a mechanic my dad knew that fucked me the next day.

I hit the curb at full lock, so all the impact went right into the rim and tire as it protruded out past the wheel well. So nothing happened to the body. Control arm, cv joint, wheel bearing and a alloy rim later. Got fucked on the price and they scratched the shit out of my hood and wouldn't own up to it.

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>>16833563
> two weeks after getting my license
> going to school on a sunday with my 20yo brother
> comes up to the stop sign my carpool had issues with
>"my carpool driver sits here for 10min everyday"
>run it turning doing 45
>white crown vic with a spotlight passes me
>mfw
> officer woodly calls my dad and lets him know im retarded
>lets me off the hook
>drive to school next day
>happened a month ago

>>16833563

Was sitting at a light when a mercedes C-class approaches and swerves around my bumper, missing me by a couple feet, and stops next to me. I started revving at him and just didn't stop.

> light doesn't change for a couple minutes

still revving at him.

> light turns green

Peel out and am behind him, shut off headlights there because (dagumi) don't want him to see my motions. We both get on the onramp and highway, I cut my lights on because I'm definitely about to pass him. Reach to turn my headlights on.

> hit bump

Car swings right almost towards the barricade.

Really I need to learn to control my fuckin shit.

>>16846840
that's what you get you dumb faggot. People who do that should be shot. Gonna kill a family over being a petty faggot

>>16847260
Gonna run a scion into a tree too

>>16837951
This man has confessed his sin, given us a video, there can be no hatred.

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>get car
>make it across the country without an accident
>go to the city to visit a tailor
>change lanes into an escalade

>>16837765
I actually do have the video and the crash itself is recorded but i aint posting that shit cos i cbf editing out plates and faces.

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>>16833563
>driving company car on highway in the left lane of a 4 lane split highway with a 65mph limit and a big center area with 15 yards of grass between the road and trees
>headed home or to a call or someshit
>look over to my phone on the passenger seat
>look back up and cars have hit the brakes and coming fast
>asshole clenches so tight my pants are in my colon
>pull wheel to the left and end up in the grass
>swing the wheel quickly to the right and cause the ass end to swing out to my left
>all those who hit the brakes in front of me see a wild 2001 Ford Focus SE wagon go past them fishtailing in the grass at 70mph
>steer into the skid
>straighten out
>get back on highway past whatever caused them to brake in the first place
>mfw

>>16846357
>>16846042

i did this same thing

>new to rwd (owned a shitbox subaru liberty all my life)
>fresh rain
>going straight around a roundabout
>ez
>throttle right after apex
>rear kicks our
>oh shit
>do what i do in subaru and just stay on throttle
>do a full 180
>have to put hazards on and wait for everyone to pass while i sit there in shame

I was so fuckn scared to drive in the rain for so long after this.

>>16833563
>turned left in front of car on a mutual green
>no crash, or even hard braking, but still shitty driving
>still mentally berate myself

>be 18
>picking brother up from some sports practice
>peel out going around corner
>cop saw it
>chastised for 10 minutes about how I could have killed myself and my brother going 15 mph
>no ticket

>fly by CHP in tahoe at 85 in snowy conditions
>not even a light blip or anything
>thank fucking lucky stars

>get truck up on two wheels around corner at 16 on provisional with two friends in the car
>let off gas and counter-steer
>floor it away after it sets back down
>giggle like a little faggot

>miss some fucking tard cutting out into freeway traffic doing 75 from emergency lane by 5 seconds after senior portrait in HS
>watch the shitty civic roll up onto the hood of some soccermom suv and hear giant fucking metal explosion
>...

Not to mention the times I almost rear-ended faggots in the rain

>>16848216
>Not to mention the times I almost rear-ended faggots in the rain

What does your passionate rainy gay sex have to do with cars?

>>16848247
My apologies, I saw /o/ and thought it was the gaping sphincter board.

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played soccer earlier in the day some ass slide tackled me and kicked the shit out my ankle walk it off then go to work holy shit it hurts finish for the night dam my leg is killing me push the clutch in and i wanna die going back and theres a fuck ton of traffic it hurts pushing in the clutch then all of a sudden some lady brakes hard af i use the hand brake and bump her she goes ape shit that she had kids blah blah its my fault she stopped at a green all of a sudden to check her kids man idk if it was mine or hers but i felt lilke shit that day then the police showed up and just gave both of us a ticket for reckless driving feelsbadman

>>16846840
lol idiot but plz dont speed that crazy in a shitbox

>>16835873
>he has a nanny
>she drives him around
inb4 underageb&

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>>16833563
I have many small things. Mostly close calls, and other things I feel bad about.

>cut off a motorcycle cop

>cut off some Audi, both of us going too fast down a hill that merged into 1 lane
>his whole windshield was in my mirror
>fucking woops

>Driving home from class, ~midnight
>worked for 8 hours straight at a theater/fundraiser event after all-day classes
>tired as fuck
>get to intersection right outside dorms
>roads have massive flashing indicator lights so students can cross at night
>seemingly nobody anywhere, no lights
>turn left harder than I probably should have
>suddenly some kid is in my headlights, now running across the street
>realize I nearly ran him over

>at intersection
>paying absolutely no attention
>music too loud
>everyone's stopped for longer than they should be
>wow I wonder what's going on
>light turns green, nobody goes
>lol wtf you guys
>go anyway
>expect there to be cars behind me
>instead, 2 police cars and 2 motorcycle cops crossing through the intersection
>realize I would have been t-boned by a cop if I had waited 2 seconds
>expect one to follow me
>scared shitless for the rest of the ride

Some context: I keep seeing this ONE dude at my university at 2 different garages
>both park in garage A, closest to both our classes I guess
>end up leaving behind him one day
>have to get to next class in another building with garage B
>get to 4-way stop outside garage
>expect him to go, nobody crossing the road
>I'm not paying attention
>thought he moved up
>roll forward, nearly rear-end him
>fucking woops

>another Monday, didn't see dude in 'his' spot in garage A
>huh
>get to garage B
>garage B is best garage, NEVER FULL, anyone there tends to stay all day
>get ready to speed to usual place
>about to turn to level 2, autopilot activated
>turns out garage A was full
>suddenly dude's face is in my window
>nearly hit his car again as he's trying to leave
>well fuck

>nearly back up into him as he's walking to his car
>sorry Chris

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Not my fault, but my first accident

>morning commute
>have to wait on intersection with a few other cars because some old woman is taking ages to get across
>no biggie, let granny take her time
>next light changes to red just as she's across
>traffic grinds to a halt, me and some lexus stuck on the intersection
>hear screaming from the right
>hippie chick in a smart car is not taking this very well, completely hysteric
>see her inching forward
>oh no
>hear a distinct crack
>fucking roastie is ATTEMPTING TO PUSH MY 2.8 TON FULLY LOADED FRONTERA OUT OF THE WAY
>spinning the wheels on her motorized shopping cart
>pic related
>huge commotion, blue lights flasing up a few cars in front of me

In the end, I had a very enlightening phone call with the parents of the (college-aged as it turns out) roastie, and agreed on 2000 eurobux in cash, so both our insurance ratings won't to up. Still havent fixed that panel kek

>friends going driving in the mountains
>take my V6 autotragic Mustang out
>hour drive up
>get there and it's raining
>fuck it, ride anyway
>brakes lock up, road is slippery
>run off road, narrowly miss tree and almost fall off cliff
>reverse back onto road and pretend like nothing happened
nobody saw it because I was in the back obviously but I almost died

>>16846840
heh, takes a MOPAR to catch a MOPAR
That fag in the ferd had no chance

>>16846053
>tfw drove from MN to NY (the long way, 26 hours) without sleep
would not fucking reccomend. finished the trip around 1am and nothing felt real. lots of panic attacks and paranoia while driving and non-lit areas seemed to be wiggling, no problems navigating the road or paying attention/falling asleep though.

>>16836552
I wouldn't neccesarily say that's a fuck up. You did good not letting off the throttle, snibbety snab oversteer isn't fun

>16
>driving first car in winter doing sik handbrake drifts
>see 2 foot snow wall
>I'm gunna bust through this like
>going about 45 through it
>it's rock solid
>explodes half my plastic front bumper
>get stuck on top of it, fully bottomed out
>plow truck comes and pushes me out
Good times

Mom's fuck up. I was having driving lessons during that time (europoor)

>be in '97 or '99 punto
>mom is a sandnigger immigrant who was allowed to turn her driving license from roodypooland in for a euro one
>november '11
>winter, snow was driven to a mushy substance
>introducing freezing temps
>layer of ice
>mom has (still) a mindset of spending as little money as possible on her car
>all-seasons with minimum legal thread depth
>driving towards an intersection
>it has snowed a little so there's some snow for grip
>she drives like it's summer
>"mom, maybe you should slow down beforehand, with the weather and your tires"
>"nah that's not neccesary, I always brake he-"
>gentle thud feeling as all 4 tires lose grip
>car still sliding forward at 30 km/h
>closer and closer towards an XC60 who's waiting to turn left
>mom sperging out with brakes, handbrake, steering wheel, nothing
>maybe 30 cm before we collide with the XC60 I see the guy looking around, realizing the situation, changing his indicator toward the right and mashes the gas pedal.
>awd + winter tires are a nice combo
>we still slide forward, over the intersection toward the other side
>other people in cars are looking at us like "wtf are they doing?"
>finally gain traction when we're at the other side.
>mom says nothing
To this day she believes """""allah""""" saved her. She still spends as little as possible on her car.

One time back in '08
>mom is parallel parking on an uphill
>forgets handbrake
>lets go of brake and clutch while saying let me get my purse
>I pull the handbrake, didn't push in the handbrake button
>"ANON WHAT DID YOU DO?"
>Explain situation, she says nothing and just exits the car

In january ('17) I needed to go for a trip of around 800km to get something. She said I could use her car. I told her in a laughing manner that I wouldn't dare make the trip in her car. She got pretty upset and offended. I didn't mean to offend her but I'm not going to risk my live in that deathbox

>>16845293
Because you don't downshift to engine brake, dumbfuck

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>going on highway ramp in fwd shitbox
>big steep curve
>going too fast
>lose traction at the end of the bend where it goes into a straight
>panic
>overcorrect
>overcorrect
>overcorrect
>guard rail

18 years old, 1 month into my license. Set my shit straight. Doesn't look too bad but I was going 80km/h at the time of the inpact. Got lucky with the angle as it bounced off the guard rail. Car was bent beyond repair though.

>>16846090
this

>>16847263
kek

>>16847124
You fucked your mechanic?

>>16848267
>women
>driving

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Whenever someone tries to pass me after tailgating me, I speed up so they can't.

Fuck you to the utmost severity if you tailgate.

>backing out of parking space
>swipe the car next to me
>don't even bother to get out just panic and drive off
>guy notices and gets in the car
>chases me down and gets in front of me
>yells at me for a bit about how fucking stupid I am for driving off
>really lucky we work in the same place so he decides not to press charges or even make me pay for damage as he is a maintenance guy that can paint over it and its a old beaten up piece of shit anyway
>I apologise afterwards and feel like shit for doing this

Ever since I have not driven, just motorcycle.

>>16849546
had a similar experience
after not properly counter steering after i lost traction, i knew i would never be the dorifto king i thought id be.

>late for band competition
>speeding in sw20 with bald tires
>raining
>merging into freeway on ramp going 60 mph
>autismo kicks in and i think i can drift the corner
>sw20 says fuck you and snap oversteers
>literally two inches from smashing my passenger side into the guard rail
>facing oncoming traffic
>reversed onto the side of the road
>cleaned shit out of my seat and underwear

>>16833563
>17 years old
>driving on highway with dad
>Dad wants me to eventually turn into the middle lane so I don't have to be stuck with faggots in the slow lane
>But instead he just says "turn left"
>Instinctly turn left
>there is a car literally right next to me
>realize what im doing halfway through turning
>only go like halfway into the left lane
>Dude saw me and actually swerved into the next lane to avoid me
>swerve back into right lane and stay there for rest of trip while yelling at my dad

>>16849792
>sw20
>wasnt expecting snap oversteer
>wow

>>16849610
But, like, why did you run?

That's, like, not cool man.

Like why?

>>16849866
>yelling at my dad

ur dads a bitch

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>>16848147
HEKTIK

>driving highway
>exit comes up
>you're supposed to merge into exit lane and then slow down
>person in front slows down first in highway lane
>collision course
>look over to right
>cars coming to merge
>merge right onto exit passing slowpoke just in front of new guy who merged onto highway
>complete synchronization, blinkers included
fuck the slowpoke

>>16836525
You niggas need to take power naps before driving again

>>16844071
>Boston
Another massfag?

>>16846041
You can only turn if theres a break of the double yello line. At intersections where you can make a a left turn, there's no double yellow line. You're not supposed to turn on a double yellow line

>>16835853
This happened to me in reverse.

>Driving in heavy traffic in Melbourne
>Some weird immigrant lady driving a panel van taps my hatch from behind because she wasn't paying attention
>We both pull over and inspect
>No evidence of contact at all
>Tell her she has to go back eventually, but she's good for now

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>>16836032
>cloud of dirt behind me looks like a Subaru meet

It's mostly run of the mill fuck ups I've made as a learner.

> in driving instructor's manual car
> check my right blindspot before doing a lane change at 40 mph or so
> car veers off to the left curb, forcing the instructor to grab the wheel

> still learner driver
> dad supervising me in his automatic
> start zoning out after a couple of hours because it's so boring to drive
> stop at a junction and prepare to observe and move off if clear
> get distracted by my dad repeating "keep right! keep right! keep right! while I'm wondering if he means keep right in the lane going straight ahead or right in the lane that goes off to the right
> only notice the scooter driving across my path when he beeps his horn
> I brake in time and the scooterist accelerates out of my way

> riding a motorbike in fairly damp weather
> following the car ahead too closely at around 30mph
> the car brakes abruptly because the car ahead of it has stopped for no apparent reason
> "whoa wtf is this guy doing?
> "oh shit I need to slow down!"
> forget how to do a proper emergency stop
> slam the front brake, wheels lock up, and I fly off and tumble around on tarmac
> no damage to me or my motorbike, but a few scrapes on my elbow pad and the chin portion of my helmet

>>16849889
I know, it was a stupid and awful thing to do. I just panicked and ran. Nothing was going through my head really other than 'oh shit'.

>>16836552
I don't know how to drive, why do you keep the throttle down? Wouldn't you want to slow down before a sharp turn?

>>16842413
you moron

>>16839640
You basically summed yourself as precisely a BMW drive and you aren't even aware of how much of a massive cunt it makes you sound like.

>>16839873
what's ur ethnicity

>>16849609
kek I slow down to geriatric speed if someone's obviously tailgating me.

>driving on highway a few months ago
>super tired after final exams
>in the far right lane doing 70 mph
>fall asleep
>jolted awake by my tires hitting grass
>slightly turn wheel to the left
>car does 180 and skids across 4 lanes of traffic
>I'm FACING traffic the entire way and even lock eyes with a driver coming right at me
>Come to a stop a foot before center divider
>No damage to the car whatsoever
>Now I always carry a Pepsi in my car for Caffeine (I don't drink coffee)

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>>16850644
>and even lock eyes with a driver coming right at me
>hfw

>>16848100
Please do it!!!!!!!

Not my fuck up but
>grandpa is driving our big audi on some long ass weird three lanes road
>going 90kph
>there's a shop or something with a car in the middle waiting for us to pass to go in
>another waiting to go out of the shop's parking
>that fucking dumb cunt wait until we're 50m away or something and decide to go and cut our path
>she just stop in the middle of the road because she's waiting for that faggot who's himself waiting for us
>still going solid 90kph, grandpa is looking away
>i yell like a madman that we're gonna ram that shitbox
>he stand on the brake and turn to the right, ABS kick in and we miss her by a few cm
>we didn't even stopped or anything, not a single word was said after that

Pretty sure she was trying to kill herself

>>16849332
The same happened the first time I went from MA to NJ. Made the trip there all at night, it was a horrible mistake. Nothing seemed right, there was this awful fog thru CT, and it was 2spook the whole time. Went back up in the light, went well

>>16849609
Why would you do that anon? They're obviously trying to save gas.

>>16848147
nice kek
I'm surprised you didn't end up rolling over tho

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>be me
>be driving home from work today
>bored with commute because I can't go fast on my favorite back road
>about to turn into where my subdivision starts
>decide to try to get hektik and skid/slide into the turn
>yank e-brake
>lose WAY more traction that I had anticipated
>literally spin out 270 degrees and hit my already fucked-up bumper on the curb
>girl in the opposite lane is looking at me like I'm a fucking retard
>sheepishly laugh, drive a little slow to make sure everything is fine
>arrive at house
>get out of car
>check back tires
>"okay these are fine, how about the fr-"

Fuck me. I wanted to replace the bumper anyway since I bought the car fucked up and it made me look like a shitty driver, so I guess it's not awful...

>>16852077
lower grille delete bro

>>16852181
This legit made me feel better about what happened lol.

>>16850644
This is my story. I got another story and it just happened a few hours ago!

This dude ran a stop sign and I t-boned him. My car is totaled.

>>16834757
Listen to me. Get some sleep or get off the road

>>16842462
You were definitely a Fucking idiot. I hope you're no longer a fucking idiot

rear ended a car because i wasn't paying attention

this was at a red light and at low speed

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>Spun out on black ice on an interstate: no damage

>Merging onto clear highway with visibility for miles
>Everyone close together because on-ramp
>Two cars ahead me
>Glance to double check it's clear
>Guy ahead of me slammed his brakes because the retard in front slammed his brakes for absolutely no reason
>He's an inch from the tardmuffin in front, didn't hit him
>I have not-great brakes
>Bang
Guy I hit was cool about it, didn't even blame me (of course the law held me responsible, didn't contest that one); he shit talked the idiot in the front for a while.

>Exit says 25mph
>Every other exit within 30 miles says the same thing; even SUVs and pickups can take them at 70mph
>Assumed a new one I'm taking would be the same because I'm retarded
>It was not the same; went in too fast for a blind corner, flew over the curb and settled on a parallel exit past a grass median
Still feel like a retard for that one, haven't done moronic bullshit like that since.

>>16852594
>He's an inch from the tardmuffin in front, didn't hit him
Middle is an inch from front idiot and didn't hit front idiot*

>>16852590
also i constantly ride the white lines while driving on the freeway, so i hear nothing but the bumps, and have to swerve back into my lane several times per trip whenever i stop hearing the bumps. this is in a scion xB btw. sometimes i wake up from daydreaming and have to figure out where i am / how close i am to where i'm going.

>>16842462
Get off /o/ and study instrumentations, Phil.

>>16852594
>posting louis cuck
gο back tο reddit pls

>Weekend, mid-morning on an almost empty dual carriage way
>A few guards milling about on both sides of the carriageway under a bridge up ahead
>One walking out on the inside lane
>Move out slightly, straddling both lanes
>Put on emergency lights for some reason
>Guard steps out from the other side of the road and signals me to stop
>What're ye doin' out of your lane lad?
>The guard was walking in the middle of the road!
>Entire assembly of guards put on shiggy.jpg face
>On your way…
That's the worst of it. I consider myself a responsible driver.

>>16837858
So garden-variety retards don't exit on an entrance, like our special anon did.

>>16837893
>Had more severe shit happen, but that was by far the worst.
:thinking:

>>16842829
Which is as good a reason as any to hate anything to do with Britain.

>>16849512
W-what

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>>16849512
>calls me a dumbfuck
>he is actually the dumb fuck

>late for work so a little on edge
>highway exit goes uphill and curves 270 degrees
>at the top of the curve about 250ft to merge left if you don't want to be forced to take a right
>need to go straight
>check my blind spot as I'm near the top of the hill
>don't see anything
>signal left and check mirrors
>still don't see anything
>start to drift left as i turn my head one last time to check my blind spot since i was sure nobody was there
>a brown saturn was apparently there all along
>i cut him off like a dick in my bmw
>forced to stop almost immediately because the stop light turned red
>dude in the saturn just lights up a cigarette

i'm so sorry, driver of the saturn. i feel like a piece of shit. thank you for not road raging.
;_;

>>16846504
>PNR
explain

>>16853509
>chick

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>>16833563
>driving on a main road
>turn right onto the freeway onramp
>a month later (last week), get slapped with a big fine because you weren't allowed to turn right at that intersection
>mfw there was a no-right turn sign i didn't see