what a woman drives tells you about her

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>>16828714
This is clearly an above average intelligence thread.

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>>16828714
tl;dr

cool generalzatioins

>>16828714
Can confirm crazy on 10 year old Range Rover.

Completely disagree on Prius and Camry. Swap Camry and Lexus descriptions.

Audi girls are usually solid DESU senpai.

>>16828742
>ex drives old a3
>shes hit her garage twice
>has her facebook background as some cheesy audi=love faggotry
>vet-tech dropout dog groomer

>>16828750
Sorry you're lower class trash. The three women close to me drive: blue RS7, black A7, black 2016 A3.

All great

>>16828942
>A3

>>16828962
The A3 is actually a fun car to drive and suits a woman perfectly.

Better than BMW 320 in every way

i know a girl with herpes that just bought a new civic going from an old civic. Accurate generalizations are accurate

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>>16829002
>better than 320
>glorified golf

>>16828714
My fiance drives my r34, and if she's not driving that she drives the v5 wrx, is that algud?

>>16829226

she has to get over to tyrone for cummies before his parole officer so yeah

>>16829317
Lol you must be really insecure

>>16829351

not him but kys my dude

roasted the toastie

>>16829354
Stay single

>>16829401

Stay cucked/mad

Roasted yet again, somebody stop me

I like girls that drive 2005-2012 Mustang coupes. They're more assertive than other girls, seemingly

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>Volvo Grills
Pristine maidens of the highest order

>>16828714
HOLY SHIT THE MAZDA 3 ONE IS FUCKING TRUE

NO SHIT THIS HAPPENED TO ME, AND THE GIRL DROVE A RED MAZDA 3 SEDAN

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>>16829739
its happened to me twice fampai, both were blue though...and current model year for the time(2012 & 2016) spoofy

I get a massive uncontrollable erection whenever I see decent looking women driving big lifted trucks. Even more so if they're older and dirty from actual use.

Sends a 6/10 to 10/10

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>>16828714
>>16829739
SHEEEIIT happened to me too
What the fuck man. She had a white mazda 3, the fuckin bitch

>>16829739
It's beyond true mate. Had one with a Mazda 3, other had mazda CX-5

>>16828750

>vet-tech dropout dog groomer

I don't know why this made me laugh as much as it did

>>16829200
lol drinking russian owned beer company... so good
>ty for meme

>10+ year old gm shitbox, trailer trash with daddy issues
dkfkjdsmcldslkVC

>>16829433
why thank you

>>16828714
Recently started dating a Latina girl who drives a Mazda 3 hatchback, what am I in for?

>>16828727

I WANNA DANCE
AHHAHAHAHA
COOL GENERALIZATIONS
I WANNA DANCE
IWANNADANCE
IWANNADANCE

interesting thread...

Liked, retweeted, reblogged, emailed it to my co-workers and sent a friend request

Brilliant OP

>>16828714
>subi sluts, see honda whores but usually more crazy

dont bother, they're lesbians. Fact

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>>16828714
>Girls in local car scene exclusively date guys within the scene
>Relationships always fall apart within a few months
>Nearly everyone has had their time with most of these girls
>As soon as someone is dating one of the girls, at least 10 other guys are constantly following her around trying to get it in
>Massive amounts of drama all the fucking time
>Someone is usually crying
>Multiple people trying to fight and start shit on a weekly basis

Jesus CHRIST, I can't stand it. I just want to drink coffee and talk about cars with my friends.

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Are corolla and Honda fit girls /o/ approved?

>>16834470
>corolla
>most boring car on this planet
starfishes desu

>>16834444
h i g h q u a l i t y episode

>>16834444
Edmonton?

>>16835467
LOL yep

>>16828714
Judging women by their cars.

TOP KEK

>>16829739
My ex who ruined my fucking life drove a blue 12 Mazda 3 hatchback! Crazy ass bitch!

>>16836379

C'mon bruh you gotta give us some stories.

how did she ruin your life and in what ways was she Cray?

>never trust a girl who drives a mazda 3, she will mindfuck you into a emotional rollercoaster

Fucking hell. Coincidence, I hope.

>>16828714
As an oracle, what does a girl who drives a black impreza hatchback tell you?

I don't trust grills with driving licences

>>16837373
This

If she's under 27 or so then it's likely just whatever her parents got for her and it is unlikely to reflect their personalities in any way because of this.

>girlfriends family rich as FUCK
>dad just bought her 2017 g wagon

hoping i can land a ferrari as a wedding present

>>16829739
>>16829786
>>16830409
>>16832105
>>16836379
Green Mazda 2
Yep, case closed lads. Mazda bitches are cray.

>>16834444
Break off with 3 or 4 cool dudes and be no girls allowed lonely drivers at a different spot.

>>16836382
Was a lying cheater. Were off and on for about 5 years, last two of which she bounced between me and current bf/fiancé. At one point during a fight we had due to some dude texting her while we were playing tennis, she pepper sprayed me because I took her phone and went through it then called the police for no fucking reason other than she was probably scared I was going to hit her or some shit (which I never did, ever). I couldn't even leave the scene because I had ridden my motorcycle there so and couldn't see shit after the ppslray so I fucking lost it and smashed up her blue Mazda 3 with my Icon Alliance then took off on foot. Cops came and arrested me in the oil field (was making stupid money) while at work. Lost my job, did 7 months in jail, 3 years on probation (all deferred so no convictions of course). Have had to work shitty server jobs the entire time on probation and hand over at least 15 grand in lawyer and probation fees. Several courses on family violence (which all demonized men) and anger mgt. We continued to see eachother intermittently because well, the pussy was platinum. Eventually she committed to new guy and left me behind. I continued to come over and fuck her in their apartment and during the first 4 months she was pregnant with his kid. Kid is 5 months old now. He proposed to her. We haven't talked in a month.

> I dumped her after 3 months when we first got together then fucked her friend (pic related) several times during that year we didn't talk and she wasn't talking to her "friend". Months later we got together and that's when the 5 years started.

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>>16839176
Forgot pic

>>16828714
>>>16829739
>>>16829786
>>>16830409
>>>16832105
>>>16836379
>Green Mazda 2
>Yep, case closed lads. Mazda bitches are cray.

Guys, my recent grill drives a 3 sedan... She hasn't shown any signs of crazy, but that can turn on a dime. Should I hit it one last time and then vanish like a Gen1 RX apex seal?

>>16839180

>hand tattoo

should have been a sign

>>16839219
>vanish like a gen 1 RX apex seal

my sides

>>16839176
>nig out and destroy property at the point that you maybe could've swung the cops back on her
>know she's a crazy bitch but keep going back
>tennis
You don't seem much better

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>>16828714
>wrap it before you tap it
>Western education actually indoctrinates impressionable young people into believing that it's ok to be a degenerate because condoms are a magical barrier against all diseases and parasites

Sad.

>>16839531

>Dream of fucking underage anime girls

Sad

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>>16839547
>gets triggered by anime reaction images on an anime imagebaord

Sad.

>>16839569
>he doesn't even deny it

Sad

>>16839531
pedo scum

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>>16839572
>he's too insecure to enjoy anime

Sad!

>>16836033
This. Most women have their daddies buy their cars for them so what car they buy says more about their father than themselves.

>>16839272
That's actually her friend not her.

I agree that was a niggerish way to react but I believe most people in my shoes that had been putting up with the same shit for years would've done the same. On top of that I had/still have been dealing with managing post-combat stress. Not using that as an excuse for my actions, just trying to give you more of a context of the situation...

What's wrong with tennis??

>>16839219
The oracle has spoken with unparalleled accuracy and precision. Now go, and spread the revelation!

>>16839966
Dude that smashed up cheating ex's 3 here.

Daddy bought it for her; both names were on the title.

She wanted to let me off easy and not push things with the DA when we went to court, basically letting me off easy.

Daddy wanted to see the state of TX execute me by lethal injection.

Daddy's name was on title as I said so he had half the say as to what my punishment would be.

Final result- 3 years deferred probation, family violence classes, anger management classes, random dt's, 17000 in court costs and fees, 750 dollar insurance deductible as restitution kek

>>16828714
mysogony, like racism is a mental defect

>>16840259
Mazda 3 driver detected..

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what about girls who drive vw sedans

>>16840375
Ride or dies. Great sex. Spoiled but low maintenance.

>>16840259
Cuck
This isn't even sexist

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>>16840259
>Oh, hee hee Oh my.
>M'lady, you surprise me
>*Blushes profusely*
>These legs, how delectably delightful
>*Coquettishly gives legs a tongue bath*
>M'lady you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most..
>*Breathes in, bashfully*
>Devilish
>Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes
>*Slobber gently over toes*
>The beast awakens, m'lady
>Ohh, my my yes indeed.
>I shan't hold back, m'lady
>*Rubs all three inches mischievously over buttocks*
>A smorgasbord of sexual succour, woman is thy name
>*Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent vinegar stink*
>My lady, my lust betrays me
>oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOOD BRUUUUUAAAAAAHA BRAAAAAAAAP PFTTTTTTTTT BWIT BOUBOUBOUBOU PFFFFFNAAARSCH

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>>16840386
>>16840375

>Ride or dies
>Great sex
>Low maintenance

lol come to think of it, my ex had a Passat and so does my current girlfriend.

Can confirm.

>>16828714
How about a VW Jetta, my GF and tons of other cuties in my area drive them. I'd class my GF as a basic bitch

>>16832821
Yer fuckt

>>16839176
Fuck man, I'm genuinely sorry. Women fuck us over. Im in the on off stage with mine, but I broke things of since she was getting high behind my back (I'm clean, and I mean she was doing hard shit, IDC about drinking or pot etc) and buying from ex's.

Pussy is great tho

>>16840190
You're good bro forget the autist

Thank you for your cervix btw

>>16835151
Whatever happened to Kenny & Spenny?

>>16840727
spenny quit, now they need money so they're touring doing live comedy acts hoping desperately someone will give them a show

>>16828714
My wife drives a Wrangler

The sex is infrequent and mediocre at best

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what about Korean sedans?

>>16840259
no, these are the ultimate redpill

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>>16828714
>>16829739
>>16829786
>>16830409
>>16832821
>>16836379
>>16836402
>>16839176
Mazda meme confirmed?

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>>16828714
>Diablo
trump confirmed for good taste in autos

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>saab
>qt with a decent amount of mechanical skill for a woman, acts like a lady in public but is a fucking freak in bed. Wife her

It's usually easier to just ask if they prefer dogs or cats.

>>16828714
Got a thing for a major QT who drives a '98 Mercedes E320... What am I in for, br/o/s?

>>16839531
Wut?

>>16841190
His diablo choice is shit tho. Only ones worth it are the GT and SV and their variants.

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>>16839219
We're all crazy. There's never no crazy. It hasn't shown yet but you'll find it. You've been warned.

>>16841029
Wanted something """""nice""""" and couldn't afford anything actually decent. Got a KIA at an insanely good APR because they move off the lot slower than it takes your grandma to take a shit at half speed. Probably bought with her own money since if it was daddy's money it would be spent on a fully loaded renegade or some shit fuck if I know just something nicer than a Korean car.

Overall, a decent chick that most likely knows what a day of honest hard work is, but isn't very bright because saving up a little more can buy her a nicer used car. Probably boring and/or too involved in work.

>>16828714
>never trust a girl who drives a mazda 3, she will mindfuck you into a emotional rollercoaster
Holy shit, the accuracy. How did you know ? We bought the car together though, don't know if that counts.

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>>16829002

>A3 is better than BMW 320 in every way

Lol name one, I dont like bmw's but the a3 is just an expensive golf, and still feels as plastic and cheap from the inside

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>>16828714
interdasting studee

>>16839077
SPLITTER!

>>16841381
yes, this

>>16841149

Mine went through several cars in the time we were dating, but Mazda 3 confirmed.

>>16840892
Can confirm. It's always the same and you have to do 99% of the work.

>>16829433
>>16841381

so best girls drive swedish cars?

>>16841149
Yeah, same. Send it to the presses..

>>16843842
REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEO

>>16829739
This is the truth can confirm stay away from Mazda 3 chicks

>>16829404
>somebody stop me
You're unstoppable.
You keep going off the cliff.

>>16840686
>I broke things of since she was getting high behind my back
She's probably trading sex for drugs. So you're running the risk of getting diseases from druggies through her.

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>>16843842

>>16845052
shitty forced meme

>>16845052
B M W
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>>16828714
>Gf DDs a 16 Malibu, tracks an S13
>I DD a 3rd gen Subi Legacy, track a 2nd gen with EG33 swap
>hfw I told her I wanna race semipro
Why are all your women fucked up and mine's so awesome?

>>16845211
>Malibu

i'd rather date a man

>>16845224
>company vehicle, she didn't have a choice
you'd rather date a man than have a gf who DDs a malibu, doesn't have to pay the insurance and gets reimbursed for 80% of the fillups?

>>16845290
hmm, tough choice. Not entirely sure actually

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>>16829431
>mfw my wife drives an '03 5spd Mustang GT
She's pushy and loud. I guess your description seems apt.

>>16843842
REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEO

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>>16828714
What about girls who drive Twingos?

>>16845353
godmachines

Fuck these are accurate

>bro truck: usually has nice rack and fucked up teeth,shes also fucked everbody in town including her cousins

Sounds like my type of girl.

>>16839180
>brown eyes on a blondie
bad sign

>>16842476
>know a grill
>recently bought a Kia Elantra new
>got a pre good deal on it
>paying for it herself
>pre good personality
>not very smart
>teaches at a high school so constantly grading work at home and never has free time

How are these stereotypes so very thoroughly accurate??

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>>16845052 (you)
>>16845066 (you)

>>16845306
The answer is yes because the money she doesn't have to spend goes into the S13 and my Legacy. Get you a woman with a track car, she'll fuck on the creeper, bet. Also, we're furfags.

>>16832871
kek
underrated

>>16829739
TFW your sister drives a Mazda 3. RIP to her future boyfriends

>>16845322
My friends wife has a '03 GT 5spd too, and eerily matches your description as well.

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What does she drive, /o/?

>>16847851
Green Del Sol.

>>16847851
her dad's grand cherokee on a learners permit

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>>16847887
>>16847940
Not even close.

>>16848129

ABORT

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Oh boy folks, yall in for a good one.

I drive a F-350, moved from a bmw since my job pretty much said if you buy a truck, we'll cover fuel and maintenance since I'd be doing a lot of cross state traveling pulling a trailer filled with atvs, motorcycles, etc.

So I'm at a local bar that their whole shtick is cars and trucks and automotive stuff. Good beer, good cheap food, hot bar tenders, awesome place all around. So over the course of the night I've been having a few beers and casually chatting up this girl. Mind you she's wearing romeos and a carhart jacket, so you know the kind of shit she's into.

As I'm getting ready to leave i ask for her number, she gives me some bullshit about how she doesn't like meeting guys at the bar,etc. Say fuck it and walk out. We'll I'm having a smoke while i warm my truck up and she comes walking over and no shit says "oh! I didn't know you had a truck like this! I drive one too!" And points to her late 90s ranger across the parking lot. Gives me her number and goes back to her truck.

Part 2 inbound

>>16828714
>what about saturn grills?

>>16848843

Part 2 of ???

Text her a couple days later saying I'm going across state will be back in a couple days, and when i get back ask if she wants to go mudding. Now i dunno if your familiar with the term mud cricket, if your not go look it up. She fit the bill. She's ecstatic, can't wait blah blah blah. Now i always use this as a first date tactic, judging by their response you learn a lot about them. So i get back and text her again saying lets go.

We meet up where the trails start and she hops in and starts going on and on how she loves lifted trucks and if she can turn on the country station because it's her favorite. Now we get out a few miles and pull off into a little clearing, Crack a beer and get to taking, not halfway through the first one she's giving me a BJ against a tree. 8/10. She cleans up, we have another beer and head back.

We go our separate ways, tells me she had a lot of fun and can't wait to go again. Now i see this as an easy gravy train, i get to go out, drink beer, get laid, do truck stuff, what could go wrong. Fast forward 2 months of going out about every weekend and railing this chick in the woods and she's into everything. Yelling screaming, slapping her around, the whole 9 yards of crazy. But hey were in the middle of no where without a soul but us for 20 miles.

Get to talking about this chick to a buddy of mine, he doesn't mention anything. Me and her go out to the bar and run into my buddy. They give each other awkward looks, i just ignore it until the next day and ask my buddy about it. He tells me he was screwing her for a bit and met her the same way, bar, truck, woods, great sex, and apparently we weren't the first two to fall into the cycle.

So one last backwoods rendezvous, then i cut it off because her crazy is starting to show, 2 months in and talking about me moving in with her, and us going on vacation, having kids, me buying her a motorcycle.

v6 mustang girls are the best

normie as fuck not too low test not too high test

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>>16848878

Overall, I'd do it again. Sex is great but when you're overlooking a scenic mountain range in front of you and railing a chick who acts like you're a sex God. It's hard not to get trapped. she's now knocked up to a military guy with a giant lifted nissan titan. She texts me every so often casually flirting and wants to go into the woods again, i would but shes blown up and is 5 months pregnant. I have more truck based stories if people car to hear. Mostly about guys getting stuck and a girl offering to blow me if i pulled her car out of a snowbank. (Pic related)

>>16848889

Every woman i know with a Mustang V6 is a under cover psycho. First you think their cool, then to get to talking and she only bought it for the name, then to get to know her more and she seems boring and plain, then you get intimate and she's loony 7 ways to Sunday. You have to be to honestly drive a v6 Mustang

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>>16845844

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>>16839180
wow hot. how the fuck anyone on /o/ gets this? HOWEVER she does have crazy person eyes. I am a world expert in recognizeing those

>>16832871
nice

>>16848893
>Mud Cricket
heh never heard of that one b4.

Moar stories plox. I have a truck too but it's not even a 2500. Maybe i should lift it and get blown by wanna-be mud crickets lmao

>>16848129
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>16848872
nigs

>>16847851
>>16848129
>On a hook up app
>"Not down for hook ups" Silly boys, teehee
>your
>A best friend
>On a hook up app
>Basic bitch dog filter
>Probably not natural hair color
>Her name if fucking Niky

It was obviously going to be a Mazda 3

>>16841381
Lol fucking no. More like a slut that makes you feel wanted. You think refined cause the bitch comes from money. She maybe be bright but she uses her intellect to work people over for her own means.

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>>16828714
>never trust a girl who drives a mazda 3, she will mindfuck you into a emotional rollercoaster

The same goes for girls who drive white Tacomas. Speaking from personal experience

>>16847851

kia soul

>>16842339
So what do you drive?

>>16843842
REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEO

>>16848843
>>16848878
>>16848893
textbook case of sexual dysfunction in the modern world desu

>>16852470

I aint complaining. It was good sex and didn't spend any extra money on her.

Will continue into the snow bank saga.

Weather decided fuck this whole area, im gonna drop 8 inches of snow overnight when forcasted for two inches and light showers.

I wake up to 8 fucking inches of snow outside. Both cars are covered and the roads are invisible. Called work, they need help moving shit inside a warehouse that had a collapsed roof and offering double pay for anyone who could get in. Ended up saying fuck it, threw on chains and warmed up the truck.

Slowly crawled to work laughing at everyone in their shitbox sedans and econo-boxes trying to brave the roads. I counted at least a dozen cars in ditches in the half hour it took me to get there. Got to work, moved some bikes around, easy money for half a day and went home. On the way back I see a familiar car in the ditch. I can't recall from where but I've seen it before.

Get home and pull into the driveway and see my neighbor two doors down walking down the road trying not to eat shit on the now frozen over roads. Explains to me that her cars in the ditch just down the road and she needs to get it out. Mind you this is the same woman who ha called the cops on me because my dogs barked at her dogs as they walked by, and I've caught her throwing rocks at my dogs. So im not real keen on helping this cunt.

I tell her there's no way Im pulling her car out of the ditch until after the snow thaws. It's a raised roadway with probably a 5 foot drop and she's roughly 20 feet off the road. I'd literally have to stop in the roadway, climbm down there through the sticker bushes, hook up to an axle or a loop in her frame and pull her out, likely tearing off her bumper in the process. No way, too dangerous.

Part 2 incoming

>>16852613
>I aint complaining
clearly

>>16852613

She pleads and pleads but I keep telling her no, its not safe and im not getting rear ended around a blind corner by some other giant truck. She offers me 50 bucks, no, hundred bucks, no. I go to turn around and she says 100 bucks and ill suck your dick right now no joke.

I stop and have to think about this, im a single guy, beer money is beer money and shes not bad looking. Fuck it, tell her to hop in and we'll go get her car out. She proceeds to hop and and immediately do her part of the agreement. 7/10, would do again. Zip up and head down the road. Throw some flares down the road and hope nobody comes around the corner.

Hop off the road and try and find a place to hook up, only place on the back of her car that's reasonably attached is around a tiny hole in the frame I can put the tow hook into and winch it out. I explain to her this will likely break her bumper and maybe more damage. She says just do it.

Fuck it, back the truck up, and start winching it in, sure enough the tension on the line shatters her plastic bumper and it blows into a million pieces and she starts yelling stop stop stop. Starts freaking out about her car. I told her this would happen but shes still in hysterics. Keep winching it out and eventually get it on the road. She hops in and slowly drives home, clearly butthurt over her exploded rear end.

Snow melts the next day and she stops by to drop off the cash. Ask her if she wants to come in for a beer, get to talking about her dead beat ex who bounced a couple months back and left her with the car, one beer turned into three, she decides she wants to fuck, and well that's how to you get into a FWB deal with your neighbor.

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>>16832871

>>16852666
that's also how you consign yourself to hell you redneck sociopath

>>16852694
(You)

>>16852731
nice meme

>>16852752
me too thanks

>>16843842
REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEA

>>16843842
REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEO

>>16852694

I know I'm going. You know, with all the late night wheeling and newborn sacrifices out in the woods with my other heathens.

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All meaningless horoscope bullshit. OP reads Cosmo.

>>16840259
Sorry but you're on the wrong board.
>>>/pol/

>>16847851
Riced out Camry/Fusion or something with a ton of stickers

>>16828714
>baby benz(c-class)
How is that a "baby benz" lmfao
A-class would be baby benz

>>16843842
REBORN FROM ASHES ALFA ROMEO
>>16845052
the only forced meme here is BMW being good at anything

>>16840386
>>16840631
Must be a passat thing.
My jetta driving ex was an absolute nightmare.

>>16845452
>How are these stereotypes so very thoroughly accurate??
The true redpill is that stereotypes aren't just prejudice. That's why "around niggers, never relax" is good advice.

>>16828714
But, my gf of 6 years has been driving a skoda fabia all the time, but got rear ended and has to buy something else and was considering mazda 3, wat do?

>>16854026
It´s a leftover from the days when C-class(190E actually) was the smallest Mercedes-Benz. OP has most likely heard it from his dad.
Here in Finland, they were called "Teini-tähti", "Teenage Star" after a local talent show(think The Voice of USA but older). Teenage, because it was smaller than "the full-size" E-class and star, because the hood ornament.
E-class was called "Johto-tähti" aka "Guiding star" as the E-class was/is considered THE golden standard of cars.
S-class was so rare in those days, that I haven´t heard a nickname for them.

>>16840386
Verified

>>16834444
4x4 checked

funny how when you add women to something all hell ensues.

I wonder why.

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Mazda 3

>>16828714
How can you tell this much about someone from the car they drive?

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>>16829433
Wife's car. Getting a manual conversion soon.

PT cruiser?

>Canada land here Vancouver....

Honda, Toyota, Mazda's - Daddy's little girl first car. Basic bitch. Its a miracle she even drives at all. Typical lower to middle class broads. Typical university tier student car

BMW - Daddy's little princess rich bitch. Will probably cheat or not stay in a committed relationship for longer than a year.

Lexus/Infiniti - Asian bitch 9 times out of 10. Exchange student on daddy's dime.

Nissan - Crazy bitch. Run away

Anything domestic - 9.5 out of 10 it is a white broad. Ethnic descent types don't drive domestics in Canadaland unless it is a work truck or cargo van

300 ZX - Genesis Coupe - STI's - Probably knows more about cars then you do. Almost always has a boyfriend.

VW anything - Upper middle class white broads with university tier education. Recent grad or young adult full time employed.

Truck of any kind - White trash or trades girl.

>Ultra Luxury types

Maserati - Asian exchange student that appreciates high tier luxury but knows nothing about cars

Mclaren - Asian exchange that knows how to drive and has been to the track on her own

Lotus - Knows how to drive and actually is from this country.