>x-tra strength is it safe?

>>16826780
Depends. Can you handle the FRESH™?

Not safe will smell like a nig nog

>>16826780
Not for pansy faggots, so no OP, not for you

>>16826780
Depends if you can deal

If you gotta ask, you can't deal

fun fact: the guy who invented these lives in a 20mil house with a 1km long heated driveway so he doesnt have to shovel that shit. the guest house is 2mil and they both sit on the banks of the 1000 islands.

>In December 2015, Car-Freshner sued Sun Cedar, a non-profit organization that aimed to provide gainful employment to the homeless and previously incarcerated, for producing tree-shaped air freshners made of cedar wood. In September 2016, unable to cope with the growing legal costs, Sun Cedar filed for bankruptcy

couldn't deal

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>>16826780

>xtra strength
>Not buying FRESH™ in a can and soaking an old air freshener in it for maximum FRESH™

It's been in there a week and I'm afraid to open it, I can still smell it through the bag.

>>16827427
>only one tree
>afraid to open the bag

Can't deal

>>16826780
Runs out within a week 4/20

>>16827427
>not buying xtra strength black ice then immediately after opening it absolutely drenching the tree itself with the entire fucking bottle of black ice in a can

CAN YOU DEAL?

>>16826780
Okay serious question, why is black ice a meme here? It smells fucking terrible. Like a 13 year olds axe body spray. Only classless people like this air freshener. Reminds me of the time we had some 19 year old twat trade in a 2016 Maserati at work and he had black ice hanging on the rear view mirror. Why the fuck would you ruin the smell of a brand new Maserati?? Turns out he wasn't rich, he just got hit by a car on his motorcycle and sued the guy for a large amount of money, then went and bought a Maserati. Explains why he was retarded..

Want your car to actually smell good? Stop being shitbox plebs and get a car that has leather seats that give off that luxurious natural smell in the sunlight then keep your car clean you neets.

>>16827833
>can't deal with the FRESH™

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>>16827833
>he can't deal

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>he doesn't take his black ice tank and mask on drives

not fresh

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>>16827833
>anon can't even deal? wow!

>>16827937
MOMMY

>>16827235
>banks of the 1000 islands.
So he is also a salad dressing mogul.

>>16827937
No one cared who she was until she put the mask on.

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>>16827995
>Too Strong?

(for you)

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>>16828034
fuck i forgot to crop

>>16828042
I love you,anon.

why is black ice a meme?

I crush these up and snort them sometimes

>>16828177
Because it's Drakkar Noir in tree format. The humor comes from ironically using a shitty product and then ironically raving about it in the hopes of convincing some /o/tist that people actually like it.

Pic related. I bought a 25-pack for the ironic humor value, but have to genuinely like the FRESH™. Anybody who gets in my car thinks I'm an idiot and rolls down their window.

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>tfw too FRESH™
>women are too weak to deal

Im switching sexuality now, cant be attracted to a gender that cant deal

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>>16828228
Forgot to attach picture of the FRESH™.

>>16826800
checked and kek'ed

>>16828228
Thank you, I'm glad retards don't ACTUALLY like this smell. I always thought it made your car smell like nigger.

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>>16828297
Just to be clear, I actually like this smell after using it for a while.

>>16828328
Fair enough, it isn't the worst air freshener I've smelled.

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2 is perfect combo for that shitbox-cloth smell and Fresh™ combo in my car.

I keep the other 10 in the glovebox for when I hit the touge.

What's the max FRESH™ you guys have dealt with in your car? Factoring in heat from the sun, number of trees, if they're partially in the package, etc

I've only had 3 fully open ones baking in a car for 4 hours then drove home without the windows open

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Do you guys stack the FRESH™? I used to but now I enjoy going with the One Tree Thrill method of hanging, because it gives me spare trees for the closet, cupboards, shower, etc

>>16827981
Holy fuck boy, that was a fucking clever joke.

How do i make the 3d tree? I wanna make a black ice 3d tree

Is FRESH™ becoming /o/'s S I P P ?

I actually like the smell desu, definitely grown on me.

And I don't have to worry about how I look to other people, because I'm an early 20s male driving a JDM car. All my friends (especially the bus riding ones) think I'm cool as fuck.

>>16827427
>not opening the bottle and pouring it into your air filter

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Who /bubblegum/ here

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Urinal cake coming through

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>>16830062
FRESH™ has been a thing on this board for 7 or so years, and many couldn't deal

>>16828042
You're a FRESH™ guy.

>>16827833
Having your car that smell like nig nog is pathetic, but having leather seats is almost as bad

>>16829549
>claiming there are other benefits to using only one tree at once

We all know it's because you can't deal

>>16827235
Heated driveways are more common in larger houses up north, but damn Thousand Islands is pretty fucking beautiful

just how FRESH is this?

>>16832109
>cake
>not hockey puck

>>16833432
FRESH™er than you can handle, Gordon

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>>16832131