Designed by Apple in California

>removes stereo from all cars
>"just use our Apple™ Airbuds®"

>gas tank

>inb4 that illustration of the apple car with only one on off switch on the engine

also

>inb4 the happy worm in the apple vehicle

>>16826426
has a big fat meaty dildo in the middle of the seat

>>16826426
Tim Cook: "we vented the exhaust back into the intake manifold to make the car thinner and more sleek"

>>16826477
the average ipleb is so used to getting fucked in the ass they wouldn't even notice

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>file date: 08/03/2009 12:47
FINALLY got to use this!

>>16826509
that's a nice vintage meme

>>16826509
press once for acceleration. Rapidly pump twice for braking.

>comes with a free Will Smith
>only has USB 3.0 ports
>can't compete with PC

>>16826499
Direct exhaust injection? Can we sue for use of WAT engineering "intellectual" property?

>>16826426
>only works on roads approved by Apple
>but the roads which are relevant to you are all apple approved

>access to the gas tank is on the bottom of the car
>after using it 3 times you realize its way better than assumed

VW Polo internals for Veyron price

>Gauge cluster:
>Spedo
>That's fucking it
>You get a popup notification on the spedo at 20% and 10% fuel though

>Voice-command-only doors n windows
>Face-activated locks

>Air-cooled
>No vents because styling
>Engine melts at 2'500 rpm

>Oil pump disengages if you grip steering wheel on left side

>Can never ever change transo fluid
>Not even dealer techs

>No cupholders
>No glovebox
>No seat motors
>No interior lights
>No floor mats
>Experts love it because aircon goes down to 5 deg

>Offer on 25 year 25 APR loan
>Techs won't even look at it after three years

>High quality gear selector shroud

>Foxconn factory workers are used as live crash test dummies during development

>you drop it on the carpet drom 1 feet and its trashed

>>16826555
chink factoryworker souls included with every car

>>16826426
The fact that you think it will run on fossil fuel makes u look like a retard...

>>16826578
>implying I meant fossil fuels
>implying I didn't mean the engine uses human semen as gas

>>168265seveneight
>apple takes great risks in uncertain markets
Fuck outta here Tim

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>>16826593
>keep breaking down due to the driver consuming all the fuel themselves

>>16826515
Mac fags will defend this.

>kills several hundred people because of bad navigation
>asks google to fix navigation problem
>people overwrite iCar os with Googles os even though the iCar costs more than googles product
>when Microsoft reveals it's car people realize how trendy iCars are and start taking the bus instead

>>16826515
Or it's like a kid's bike; press to go, pull to stop

>>16826555
>There's a waiting list for crash dummy duty

>>16826426
>proprietary tires
>aluminium spaceframe rips in half in high g turns
>sapphire coated windows
>needs ipad xxl for car controls and iDash retina for instrument cluster
>autonomous driving can be overdriven with an iPhone as a steering wheel

>3 years after purchase, a software update makes the car too slow to drive on public roads

>>16828755
>because of iCare insurance plan, you cant disable the automatic updates

>>16826426

>can only be refueled at dealership by qualified apple Genius™
>windows shatter if it rains to hard, cant be repaired
>whenever there's a software update the 150Db car alarm goes off until updated
>so SLEEK and A E S T H E T I C that it's body panels bend if you lean on them
>Sealed for life engine compartment, entire car must be replaced if something breaks
>bench seat up front, 2 rear iRecaro racing bucket seats
>no searing wheel, only iDrive technology using one button,
>hold button to accelerate, tap to turn right, tap twice for left,3 times to stop.
>obsolete in 1 year, no longer supported for driving on iRoads™, please purchase new iCar 2.

Hailed as most innovative car ever.

The cars will be white but be irreversibly dirty after a few months.

can only be fueled from a special square nozzle. but you can buy an adapter from apple for a separate charge. this fuel door also happens to be the place where you plug in the aux cab- i mean ligthing adapted to aux cable to play verified apple(TM) music

>Will be shilled by driving schools

Car is electric, but the crossover version has space under the hood to put a gasoline generator accessory module powered by a small rotary.

>>1682650
This: depress the pedal more than halfway to accelerate, depress it less to brake. Totally releasing it slams on the brakes.

Shifter is a touch pad with light up arrows that point forward and backwards.

All visible exterior and interior parts come in chrome, brushed aluminum, white, or black. There are a zillion aftermarket interior panels you can swap in with ease though.

No user servicable parts, you need to take it to a licensed apple dealership.

Speakers however can be removed without tools and replaced with liscenced Beats (R) by Dr. Dre and other options.

Has a dock for your iphone. Comes with several interchangeable cups to hold every iphone still made at the time. Every seat has a hidden USB port, so everyone can charge their phones at once if you allowed that in the car's settings.

Despite this, you can stream stuff from your itunes library without plugging anything in.

Cloth seats made of some new trademark for nylon or whatever its made from. Seat belts are fixed to the seat itself.

Has a solar panel on the roof. It won't recharge your car by more than 1 mile/hour, but its something.

Has no keys, just a phone app.

>you're driving it wrong

>>16829145
There are no visible lights on the car (except headlights and taillights), as the indicators and brake lights are strong leds that shine through some somewhat more transparent areas in the car's exterior. The DRL and tail lights are LED strips. The headlights are flip up projectors.

The wheels require a particular spline wrench that they won't sell to you to get the nuts off and have a large round chrome hubcap covering the hub (with the apple logo engraved in the center). The wheels themselves are painted to match the car.

Stock tires are run flats as there is no spare, but you do have the option of white tires.

There's still a grille, but it's small and only serves as a place to dump heat from the a/c and as a place to hide the front sensors.

Despite the badges, it still comes with apple logo stickers.

The model of the car is written on a rectangular peice of chrome trim which sits right under the license plate.

The heads up display only shows what direction you're driving normally, but it also displays all the collision warnings and error messages. This is because the gauge cluster is tiny and shows only your speed and range/battery life left/effecicency/reverse camera image. You can set the HUD to display your speed.

The head unit display is literally an ipad minus the battery. All window/hvac/mirror/seat controls are in this thing, although some move to your phone if you have it docked. There is a single knob below it that actually controls everything but what it does is changed by the ipad. The knob also has an ipod style click wheel on the front of it.

There's an Oakley branded sunglasses compartment somewhere in the car.

Cupholders were specifically designed for Starbucks cups. They're hidden.

The glove box was specifically designed so you couldn't put a gun in it.

No physical owners manual comes with the car, just a bunch of cultish apple pamphlets.

You don't actually own the car, you only bought a license to operate it.

>>16828873
>iDrive
So who wins the lawsuit between BMW and Apple?

>>16829647
BMW because iDrive exists since 1999s

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>tfw no gas tank because gas tanks are old fashion and take uo too much room