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Things that turn you off when seeing a car offer

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I'll start
>seller needs to overly specify he won't negociate the price
>changed rims or headunit and demands to pay extra for it
>"PLS DONOT CALL"
>excesive punctuation and overall bad text-formatting
>"absolutely nothing wrong with it!!!! I know what I got!!!!!"
>not enough pictures or rather really bad ones
>not putting the bare minimum effort to at least clean the car before putting it on sale
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>mfw wanted to buy an 04 subaru outback sport 5 speed manual from car lot
>mfw the first time i looked at it the price said call for price
>mfw 1 week later when i test drive the car the price is now 7900$
>fuck it test drive anyway
>gearbox is sloppy as fuck for a car that supposedly has 90k miles
>alignment is fucked
>interior tore up but exterior looks brand new
>offer 5k which is probably more than i should have even paid if i got it
>tells me we are one price lot hurr durr
>straight up tell him 7900$ is wrx territory
>tells me to go buy that then
> K

also the car was still there a few weeks later but now its mysteriously gone and nowhere to be found in town
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>>16825355
>children in the pictures that don't come with purchase
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>need it gone yesterday
Why? Is it up for subpoena?
Is it haunted by the ghost of the indonesian gilf who died from sepsis while hogtied in the trunk?
Is something wrong with its steering/suspo and you don't want buyers to know about it?
Does it whisper uncomfortable criticisms about your style choices whenever you open the HVAC vents?

I don't want a rush job. Slow your roll.
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>778 - nine 92 - 3 six 13

fuck you, you dirty scum curber
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>>16825695
People do this to avoid number gathering bots that sell your number to telemarketers
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>private sellers in general
These cuntbags always sound like they don't actually want to sell their car, don't actually want to gain money and as if anyone asking about it is just wasting their time.
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>>16825714
those don't exist
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>>16825720
Those definitely do exist
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>>16825355
>automagic
>all pictures taken from an angle that includes any one specific panel mysteriously omitted
>gay aftermarket wheels
>brand new tires!!!!!!
>they're shitty knockoff gook tires that cost no more than $40 apiece
>fram oil filter
>didn't even bother cleaning the car for the pictures
>"mechanic's special"
>"just needs this one $10 simple fix"
>"I know what I got"
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>>16825774
>>all pictures taken from an angle that includes any one specific panel mysteriously omitted

Absolutely hate those, but there is also a more advanced level of this scum.
>no pictures of the interior
>pictures only with a few specific areas of the car (many w/o read or front)
>only one picture at all

If there's no picture in the ad I don't even bother to look.
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>>16825355
>nissan parked next to car thats for sell.
I dont buy from scumbags
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>>16825774
>low res as fuck photos
>"Why do you care? The price is already at its lowest, pointing out tiny flaws in a used car isn't going to make a difference."
>look at it anyway because it's around the corner
>huge scratches on basically all corners
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>no odometer reading
>please contact Jose, Daquan, Mohammad or Habib
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>no odo
>no vin
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mentioning memories that have nothing to do with the car itself. Like "this was what I had before I got divorced so it means a lot to me". will always be some old fuck who will jack up the price since he thinks this adds value to anyone else
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>>16825720
oh yes they do
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>>16825355
Keyword section
Nissan GTR, Corvette, Lambo Doors, Supra, WRX, 2Fast2Furious, Dubs, 22s, 23s,24s,25s, 26s, swangaz, pokes, Cummins, Duramax, fourwheeldrive, awd, 4x4, 4x2, shitbox, Nissan GTR, v8, v6, v12, v15, Miata, SLAB, Metro
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>>16825355
>no license plate

just tells you its a shady stealership
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>>16825355
>Same post 10 times
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>the monthly payment they quoted you doesn't show the interest rate they assumed
YOU FUCKING CUNTS, I KNOW THE MATH AND I WANT TO SEE HOW STUPID YOU ARE IF YOU ASSUMED I'M GOING TO TAKE A LOAN AT 20% APR OR ANYTHING ABOVE THE INFLATION RATE.
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>>16827386
Grrrr I once saw almost these exact tags on a Toyota estima boongawagon listing
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>>16827463
Estima/Previa is my dream machine.
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>>16827386
>V15
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>"will trade for (something 4x the market value)"
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>dealership applies some kind of weird texture or dithering effect to their photos to hide cosmetic damage
>same ad listed 50 times
>same ad listed a few times with price dropping successively each time
>weird angles that show the 80% of the car they want you to see
>instagram filters ever
>almost any aftermarket part
>removing the trailing zeros from the price (e.g. $9800 car becomes a $98 car)
>rusted classic muscle body/shell for the price of a working used car
and finally
>black thumb covering license plate
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>>16827641
>instagram filters
>Tfw I'm too ashamed to post my car online without them
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>>16827490
Well it is a supercar true, but in nz it has the worst stereotype of any car
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>>16825720
maybe YOU'RE a bot.... >>16825774
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>>16825841
go to bed mazda cuck
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>obnoxious sub box and shitty head unit listed as a "feature"
>any sort of suspension mods (aside from maybe something tasteful like putting koni yellows in on a sportier car)

If you come across both of the above in the same ad it's pretty much a sure sign that the car will be a massive heap of shit and the seller will be a massive faggot to deal with.
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>>16827921
Stay btfo
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>>16827516
What's the matter anon? Can't handle all that power :^)
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>as is where is
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>>16825355
NO LOWBALLERS OR TIREKICKERS I KNOW WHAT I GOT... NO RUSH TO SELL SEROIUS BUYERS ONLY DEDICATED SELLER NOT LOOKING FOR TRADES

NO JOYRIDES AT ALL.....PERIOD!!!
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>>16827641
weird my turn off is a white thumb covering license plate

ex
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>>16827641
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>>16827641
cuck
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>>16825695
I genuinely thought that CL did this automatically to thwart bots
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>>16828544
they do. That anon is an idiot.
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>high miles or no info about miles
>after market intake
>after market wheels
>after market exhaust

after market head units i can barely tolerate. i just want a stock car

do people really buy a car someone else has modified/used as a project?
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>>16828682
As long as they kept it "tasteful"
>stock/unmodified exterior and wheels
>exhaust isn't loud as fuck
>stock suspension
>never wrapped or painted
Etc..the list goes on
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>>16828109
>obnoxious sub box
Means they probably fucked the wiring too
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>>16828682
I don't see why people care so much about head units.
They're something that you're supposed to change as technology progresses. I don't want a cheap 80s headunit, I want my good, modern Alpine one.
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>>16828518
>>16828530
>>16828539
>so triggered he went outsuide and took pics just to prove anon is a racist
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>no cubic capacity or any info related about the car whatsoever
>uses a bait price like €1 to bypass the price ascending filter
>emoji to hide license plate
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>>16825720
>>those don't exist
K
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>>16828682
I get not wanting to buy a car with serious mechanical modifications, but a fucking head unit scares you away..? Do you sleep with the night light on and wear your tinfoil hat everyday too?

I probably just 8 sum b8 but are you serious??? If someone wired it in I can understand, but most head units are plug and play these days
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>fuck Craigslist
I'm just trying to sell a reliable motorcycle at a reasonable price.
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>>16825714
funny thing is, that won't stop the bots from getting your number

you shouldn't be posting your number on Craigslist ads, make them email you for it
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>>16825539
They could be moving and can't take it>>16825858
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>Can't even be bothered to take your little nigger offspring off the hood for a decent picture
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>>16831883

>If someone wired it in I can understand, but most head units are plug and play these days

Not if they've added subs or something. I can see it being a red flag because I have seen some hood-ass fire hazard shit lurking behind the head unit on otherwise reasonable looking cars.
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>called an ad for a mkIV golf (idk why, it was somewhat close to me)
>guy has mexican accent
>here we go
>so have you replaced anything?
>"jes I replace timing belt, water (pump?), brakes."
>any receipts on that stuff?
>"no I do myself. I mechanic, work in de garage"
>oh and I see you replaced the turbo too (bait)
>"jes I did de work good, mucho fast"

yeah nah
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>>16831975
Fair, and I agree. I'm talking about just a head unit in it's own. My car has and aftermarket double din BT/USB and it was all plug and play with harness no splicing and dicing. My car has a sub as OE, the head unit complimens it much better than the weak OEM head unit
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>>16831906
>its a lot of miles for a bike

Is this guy retarded or a nigger? The ooga-boogas in my city put like 900 miles on a 'busa in a year and call themselves serious.

I put 29k miles on my bike in 2 years and I can only ride 8 months of the year because it's New England.
If it is a little 250-300 starter bike then that's a lot, but I feel like most people with cruisers that are serious put those miles on a bike.
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>>16825720
>Put bike for sale
>Enter phone number in proper syntax using integers
>Bot emails and phone calls from niggers telling me they can sell my bike for me
>Change phone number to fucked up words and integers
>Sell bike
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>Indian/arab names
>p-plates in the picture
>gaudy after market wheels
>no road worthy cert
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>listed as negotiable
>do not ask me what's the last price

Regardless of the offer, it's still absurd for the seller.
You tryin' to raise your Barter skill?
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>>16830964
who actually falls for this shit?
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>>16831974
>niglets
>parental discipline
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>>16832195
fuck man that would shit me as a seller.

I remembered when by brother was selling his car he got countless 'offers' from people without even fucking looking at the car. some cunts even acting like they are Mr Swaglord saying dumb shit like 'if you give me for $x today I'll come right over now with Cash'

like fuck off cunts.

and what is with the whole 'what the last/best price?' question? especially not even giving reason for why they should get a lower price

it sounds so fucking indian-like and rude.

the seller is trying to make a profit for himself not some fucking retail store or dealership for someone else.

no wonder when you text sellers they sound a bit abrasive. they probably get that shit all the time. even funnier when you read the description and they say stuff like "I don't care how much cash you have on you today, if you want to discuss price you come see it in person"
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>>16828539
>>16828530
>>16828518
>not using MSpaint to edit out the plate

Fucking dumb cunt phoneposters I swear.
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I'm parting out my E30, so far it's been going really well. This guy texted me yesterday.
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>No more time wasters
>Serious viewings only
>Already had people show up and not buy
This just tells me the car is fucked in some way
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>>16831976
mfw when my dad is a dirty Mexican and sells cars. he tells my brothers wife who is white to sell the car always get asking price
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>>16832936
Yep. Either the seller is insufferable or the car is fucked.
>Already have 5 offers!
There's a reason 5 other people passed it up.
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>Car drives well for its age
>Excellent running order
Checked it's MOT history and it had the check engine light on
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>>16832936
>No more time wasters
>no pointless calls, do not disturb for nothing
Gee golly lad, pleasure doing business with you.
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>>16832941
>mfw
>no face

Mexicans usually do have that blank retard stare most of the time so this checks out
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>>16832776
If you don't cooperate with buyers, then that part-out is going to take a long time.
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>>16831906
So what was your counter offer?
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>>16833058
I do cooperate with them. How is that picture not me cooperating?
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>>16831976
I'm assuming it was a TDI then since it had a turbo? I just bought an 02 golf tdi last month and so far it's not bad besides needing a few repairs and an annoying ass chirp from the serpentine belt or one of those pulleys. I should've kept looking for a different car though it has the alh engine and is slow as shit. Might as well have just went with a Civic or a Camry or corolla.
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>>16828539
>New Jersey

I'm so sorry anon.
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>>16833369
you didn't respond to him
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>>16833434
It wasn't even a turbo it was a vr6 I believe. I was just seeing how stupid he thought I was. I guess they're used to trying kind of kindergarten level ruse?

I've wanted to try a Golf but always talk myself out of it because of the issues I've heard. Don't not much about the TDI but tune it possibly?
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>>16827641
>>removing the trailing zeros from the price (e.g. $9800 car becomes a $98 car)
now this is what really grinds my gears
>specifically set the filter to something like, say, below 4K
>get like 5 or 6 ads that chop off the 0's
>usually like 15 dealer ads for the same new car, a 35000 car that doesnt get filtered because it's listed as "$35"

fucking hell. This is why I now set a lower limit, like 1000 at least
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>>16833470
The screenshot didn't go any farther. I texted him back and we talked for a while. He actually didn't want any parts that I had so it was no big deal.
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>>16833513
You can tune the TDI fairly easy wether it's with a chip tune or a full re map of the ecu. I don't bother with it because I just use mine to get to work and school but it's definitely possible. However if you tune it you need to upgrade other things as well like the injectors and if you have a manual, the clutch.
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>>16825720
CIA/NSA pls go
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>z34 is only 15k, only have 10k atm
>Fucking amazing condition, only 30k miles. No doubt other people are trying to buy it
>"If you need time to come up with the rest of the money, I'll hold the car for a 500$ non-refundable deposit."
>k
>Next day get rest of money
>Seller and car nowhere to be found and number is blocked
>Even police say they can't do anything because I agreed to hand him the money
Am I retarded? Or was the seller a scumbag?
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>>16832383
>covering the plate
>in a craigslist ad
Srsly why? It just makes it look suspicious.
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>>16833549
both
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>>16828682
>implying after market intake, wheels, and exhaust is a "project" car

All that Shit can be taken off and replaced with stock parts in an afternoon's time. You'd be suprised at the nice Shit you can pick up from buying other people's "project" cars. As long as you don't pay extra and don't buy from teenagers, Mexicans, and blacks, you can walk out with an already decently set up car or at least some extra parts to do whatever with.
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>>16831974
Quick! Save it before they lift it and put high profiles on it!
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>>16833513
I've got a 2.5 and it's very solid, over 160k miles, I've done reasonable stuff, chain tensioner, plugs changed to iridium at 40k and and 120k etc etc, decent power compared to a Civic. Wish I had the diesel tho
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>>16833549
That's like an obvious druggie scam my dude... kinda your fault
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>>16833549
Both you fucking idiot.
Rule number 1 is never exchange any money unless you're getting the title right then and there.
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Any shit like this from his name to the description of the vehicle
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>>16833647
If you get the diesel get the bew engine it has like 150bhp compared to the alh 90 hp.
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>>16833659
You've never seen a deal so good that it made you impulsive?
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>look at ad
>3 pictures of car, all of the pics are dogshit
>ad is written in full caps
>talk to seller
>go see car
>its actually immaculate
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Do you people even go on craigslist?

>se hablo espanol
>manuél transmission
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>>16833071
there is no point in countering a retard low offer.
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>>16833733
ahh I don't really have to deal with mexicans around here, mostly just rednecks.
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These scam bots are my pet peeve. They've been EVERYWHERE lately and it's like they're not even trying...

https://panamacity.craigslist.org/cto/6044301481.html

>amg wheels
>honda
not to even mention the other shit wrong with the ad.
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>>16833853
Every car listed for less than $6000 here in Colorado is being sold by a mexican.
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>>16833869
>Colorado
found your problem
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>>16833859
I saw that EXACT same ad earlier on Craigslist here in my area, same pic and everything. I wish I could find it but it looks like it was taken down.
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>>16828518
That's not a thumb you dumb nigger.
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>>16833912
They're bots, they shitpost a million ads a day all over the place.
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I had my car bought by an /o/tist a year ago because i used the "i know what i got" meme.
> I know what i got
> a piece of shit
sold my '03 automatic celica gt for like 2500. Use the meme to your advantage.
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>>16828733
I'd prefer a nice stock 90s head unit over a cheapest-thing-at-Walmart POS, if the tape deck worked. It looks right, has better controls, and is more compatible than a straight up CD unit without Bluetooth or aux in.
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>>16830964
You still selling?

If so, link pls
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>>16831976
I work on the border. From my time working there I've learned that Mexicans believe coolant = water

Also car dealerships won't negotiate below sticker price because Mexicans refuse to negotiate. I've seen dealers even charge a $5k fee for "rarity" on a srt8 challenger and some retards were stupid enough to buy it. Mexicans are easily the most gullible people I've ever seen in my life
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>>16831906
How about you put the miles in your fucking ad you piece of shit faggot. Yes, I am mad.
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>>16833723
I got scammed by (what was supposed to be) a hooker once. Never again. Only $100 but damn that hurt.
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>>16833739
This.

I was selling my 90 civic hatch recently, and every few hours I'd get "will you take $500 for it?"

So fucking annoying.
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>selling ruined shitbox for 300
>all the texts i get go the same way
>giv u 50 dolla bro
>hour later
>ok 80 dolla
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>>16834035
>>16834035
I knew a guy who was selling a running (barely) '88 Conquest for like $500. Half the people who called him expected a car in immaculate condition or offered like $50. It's $500. It runs. What the fuck can people want?
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>>16834054
guy showed up and gave me 300 bucks cash anyways so those other retards can fuck themselves
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>>16825355
>doesn't post whether 2wd or 4wd
>mentions damage but won't photograph it
>doesn't know what rearend or even engine is in the car
>BLAH BLAH WAS GOING TO DO ALL THIS GOT TOO SICK MY LOSS YOURE GAIN BUDDY
>HAS A GREAT ENGINE ITS JUST NOT IN THE CAR AND IS SITTING OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN AND SHIT
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>>16834054
>>16834109
I wonder what people do with cars like that after they buy them. Do they actually bother fixing them up, registering, and insuring them?
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>>16834157
probably own a block of land they can just drive around and thrash the fuck out of them
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>>16825355
>85,000 miles!!!
>on a 30 year old car
>with a 5 digit odometer
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>>16833723
Paying an extra $500 just so some shitstain won't sell the car isn't exactly what I'd call a deal.
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>>16834330
>doesn't know what deposit means
Please be bait
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>>16834152
>BLAH BLAH WAS GOING TO DO ALL THIS GOT TOO SICK MY LOSS YOURE GAIN BUDDY
>HAS A GREAT ENGINE ITS JUST NOT IN THE CAR AND IS SITTING OUTSIDE IN THE RAIN AND SHIT

My favorite is this plus a bunch of shit in the car that he couldn't be bothered to just remove like tools and disgusting trash. I saw a guy with a dagumi-mobile that had buckets full of mysterious sludge sitting in the driver's seat. And he photographed like that.
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>mfw Im selling my shitbox and I see everything Im not supposed to list in this thread
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>>16834346
>putting down a deposit
>on a private sale

Are you retarded or a 16 year old girl?
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>>16825387
fag kys
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>>16834529
Not the guy who posted the greentext but no. I am triggered by the fact you think a 500$ deposit means "additional 500$".

Soo....are you retarded?
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>>16834565
Are you seriously arguing that giving 500 to a random ass stranger to hold on to a car you've never seen is a legitimate deposit?

I know what a deposit is and even if it was legit, it's still entirely retarded to give anyone maoney for a car unless your dumbass gets the title.

Like the cops said to the other anon, if that dude splits with your money, it's on your ass because you agreed to it.
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>>16834565
>Are you seriously arguing that giving 500 to a random ass stranger to hold on to a car you've never seen is a legitimate deposit?
Nope, reread what I said.

>I know what a deposit is and even if it was legit, it's still entirely retarded to give anyone maoney for a car unless your dumbass gets the title.
Cool, we're on the same page.
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>>16834917
>>16834944
Lmao what the fuck. Didn't mean to do that
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>>16834954
r u high boi?
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>>16834054
This shit right here.

>selling '92 cherokee
>save the water pump that just blew, is physically sound but aesthetically a total mess
>fuck it, new job I need a new car
>put it up for $600 or some shit on CL just to have some money for a down payment
>list every little thing wrong with it and post good pictures that show it's a shitbox but a shitbox with a lot of life left

Now, this was an XJ that spent its life in the deserts of CO. IE, the only rust it had was where the fender had gotten a little smashed and on the axles and shit. Ad was posted in Chicago where I had moved.

>is there rust?
>I'll give you $300
>are the floor panels solid
>I'll give you $200
>is there any rust on the under body?
>will you take $350?

Finally sold it to some 18 year old that was pretty stoked about it.
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>>16835145
When was this...? That 18 year old may have been me...
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>>16835164
Late september/early october of 2016.
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>>16833859
>1nd

spilled my spaghetti
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>>16833515
set a minimum price of 200 or something, ya dummy.
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>>16835195
>sunny day weekend driver
>elegant roadster
>300 hp
>honda accord
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>>16831974
>kid will grow up to love cars
>car in question isn't in a plastic bubble in a bank vault

okay
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>>16825355
Not having the title and acting like you're still going to buy it
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>>16828518
Any thumb for me. Is it that fuckin hard to use ms paint instead of your out of focus thumb?
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>>16835181
Nooooope. I bought mine back in like 2012
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>>16831974
pls don't be a 71-72 Satellite
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Hey guys, in a couple months I will be replacing my car with an s2k. I've had the car for a couple of years and I want to move on.


What I wanted to do is take at least 100 pictures of the car with pictures of every dent and scratch on my car. Now when I get my second car, I will also be replacing belts and water pump as well as replacing the clutch, brake pads, soft top and get the car claybared to remove oxidation. I never did any notes when it came to fixing the parts that needed to get fixed over the years, but I remember everything in detail and could try to get the receipts of the parts i bought


Should I be worried that someone might try lowball me for fixing my own car instead of taking it to a POS mechanic
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>>16833733
>manuél transmission
kek
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>>16835583
depends, if it's above 15k and less than 10 years old then you're gonna have a bit of a time with it.
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>>16833549
How the fuck could you trust a stranger like that?
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>>16825355
>>changed rims or headunit and demands to pay extra for it
I expect my changed head unit to be reflected in the price. To buy a nice head unit, frames and wire harnesses with steering wheel controls is a costly business.

If you don't want to pay for that, be fully aware that I am putting back the stock head unit before sale.
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>>16835580
https://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/6024724886.html
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>>16836565
>If you don't want to pay for that, be fully aware that I am putting back the stock head unit before sale.
I would actually preffer the stock variant if it's in running condition.
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>"don't know what the problem is, but should be an easy fix"
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>>16825355
>write a decent ad
>get calls
>"hey i'm in the town today haha so lets meet up later tonight in this shady place in industrial zone"
>this had happened a few times
no you fuck. we can arrange a meeting but don't call me for a meet up whenever you feel like it, especially somewhere you can easily rob me or some shit. you honestly think i'll say okay?
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>>16832936
Or you got 100 people coming to see it and nobody fucking shows up why the fuck do they do even bother to ask for an address if they're not gonna show up motherfuckers
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>>16836163
Expecting 6k best case with summer increase, 4k worst case
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>>16825355
>asking price is $6000
>"Will you take $3000?"
>"I can't sell you half a car"
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>>16839976
Jew
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>90's POS
>No tire kickers, dreamers, or joyriders
>Willing to trade for much more valuable vehicle plus cash on your end.
>Runs great, no problems, needs engine.
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>>16836565
>I expect my changed head unit to be reflected in the price. To buy a nice head unit, frames and wire harnesses with steering wheel controls is a costly business.

>I-it lights up diff-ferent colours!

Doesn't matter how much you bling up your car, it doesn't increase the value.
Unless, of course, you've installed performance mods that actually make the car unique, or out-perform other cars in the same bracket.
No one cares about your gay chrome wheels, or autistic sound system.
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>needs new transmission and some other things, can't remember what

From an actual ad I saw.
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>terrible pictures
This is generally a bit of a turn-off, although its not something to be strict by. My Toyota was actually in brilliant shape, but the photos were ass

>bunch of minor issues that are either ignored or just said are "easy fixes"
This signifies that somene doesn't maintain their car, and is possibly running it on a very tight budget/not giving a fuck

>trash in the car
Goes without saying

>absolutely no info
>cheapest tires available
>hazy headlights
>fucklong list of search words

>wont give out license plate number because "you're gonna fake a sales contract and steal the car", and "you cant look up any info on the car online, I know because my wife said she didn't find anything on it when she searched it on Yahoo"
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>>16828621
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>ad for a mostly stock s14
>120k miles
>nothing special
>seller says he bought it for $5k
>"second gear was grinding so I had the transmission fixed, cost was $3500"
>price is $8500
>mfw
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>>16838205
It's in running condition, but unless you really love CDs and the act of taking them out and inserting them, or dig FM radio, it's not like it's of any use. Early 2000s stock systems are basically useless.
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>selling 2 stock ct12a turbo's for $180
>perfect condition
>one buyer owns a 1jzgte Hilux, his turbo seals are shot
>feel bad for bro
>drop price to $100 for him
>"Oh wow thanks! I'll take it for $100!"
>ask him for a time and place to meet
>never replied

Why
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When I was selling my sports bike on cl, it only took a couple of weeks. Had an accident with it and because of my extensive surgeries I couldn't afford to repair it right away.

I had taken every picture possible, got it priced at cc power sports and I ended up selling it for 5500 which was pretty swell. I did have a lot of receipts for my oil changes, spare ignition coils and spark plugs..... idk why people try to sell shit so stupidly.
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