dumb shit thread

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>get in automatic
>try to push clutch

>hop in Ford
>try to start the engine

>cold day
>run to car
>start car
>turn on heat immediately
>blasted with cold air

I make fun of people that do this regularly too but every once in a while I'll be that idiot too

>>16824969
>hop in corvette
>still behind gtr

>Start car in a cold quiet morning
>Eurobeat starts at full blast from last toegay session

>>16824965
This. All the fucking time.

Ask anyone who daily-ed a manual and then got in an automatic what color blood came from their nose and they'll be able to tell you.

>hop in car
>car is cold
>gf turns ac heat to max
>ask why
>"because it heats up faster"

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>driving dct
>downshift
>computer downshifts too
>look like an idiot coming to a stop sign at 3'500 rev/min

Also
>sit in car
>adjust mirrors to inside
>wonder if you're retarded for having left them so angled
next day
>sit in car
>adjust mirrors to outside
>wonder how the hell you were supposed to see behind you with your mirrors positioned for a 130 cm child

>>16824969
Kek

>>16824955
>be 6' 2"
>hop in car after mechanic worked on it
>forget that every mechanic is 5' 2"
>spend five minutes adjusting seat, steering column, mirrors

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> automatic rental
> heel toe downshift before a turn

>get in wife's car
>reach for column shifter

>>16824993
This, too many times

>>16824971
>cold day
>start car with valet key
>put to heat and fan
>lock with main key
>finish printing assignments
>organize papers onto clipboard
>lock front door and get in car
>nice and warm
Feels comfy man