Have you ever bricked or keyed a car, especially because of what

>>16823136
No, that's retarded.

>>16823136
If you have, you should eat a gun.

>>16823150
Don't you drive around with a brick just in case you find an Audi?

>>16823136
No, because I'm not a woman or an autist.

why would you do that?

>>16823233
You might not like certain types of car and their owners?

>>16823254
That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard. Kill yerself

>>16823254
That's incredibly autistic

I hope someone bricks your car because they hate shitboxes

>>16823136
>Have you ever slapped or thrown a fellow bus passenger's phone, especially because of what manufacturer's it was?

Hey /v/ have you ever broke somebody's console because it wasn't an XBOX MASTER RACE?

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>>16823136
>Be me a few months ago
>Going to go bowling late one evening with a couple of buddies
>Be driving down the highway, going quick because it's late AF and there's hardly anyone on the road.
>Pass this brand new F150 in the far left lane who is doing about 80mph.
>Start getting over to exit onto a turnpike
>f150 out of nowhere on my right hand side now (Cut across 4 lanes to get there) trying to shove me over.
>fucking floor it, take on ramp at 75mph in my fatass SUV.
>Keep it floored, get up to 90mph and let off, decide to let the fucker just pass me if he's so pissed of.
>Asshole gets half a car length in front of me, leans out window screaming his fat head off, then throws quarters at my windshield at 80mph.
>Youfuckingwhatnigger.png
>Fucking stomp it the same time he does and start pulling, his truck hits the limiter and I'm still coming.
>Get half a car length ahead of him, roll down window, lean out and throw pet car rock (Pic related, stumpy's younger brother of similer size, Neil the desk rock. You will be missed, stumpy, and your valor never forgotten.)
>Stumpy the rock smashes straight through his windshield, he stomps on the brakes, screeching tires, I keep going, knowing if I stop I'm gonna fill him full of Hydra-Shoks.

#16823571
Wow, that was autistic. No (You) for (You)

>>16823571
>ead off, then throws quarters at my windshield at 80m
Not an F150, it is beyond credulity

#16823581
I have a feeling that your that same retarded faggot that says replies the same exact thing to long greentext stories. well, here's your undeserved (you), but instead you aren't gonna get it because try hard as you may, you aint getting no (you)s this way, you mong.

>>16823581
>>16823626
Punished Shitposter: a man denied his (you)

Someone parked too close to my drivers door so I had to go in from the passenger side. Gave the car two good, hard dings with my door before leaving.

I kicked a car to see if the alarm would activate;it didn't.

>>16823581
>>16823626
BTFO?
How will OP ever recover?

I once threw an acorn at a driving bus
I was in primary school

If you vandalize people's property you should wash your mouth out with a shotgun.

I keyed a ladies car very heavily. She almost ran me over while I was riding my motorcycle.

I've always let it pass when a cager tries to flatten me (guys, don't just lane change on top of motorcycles, seriously) but this example was exceptionally heinous and pointless

If I had a problem with someone I'd let it be known, messing with someone's vehicle is something women do. What kind of dickless piece of shit fucks with another man's automobile

Kinda related, but some fucking assholes have messed with my shitbox fiat punto in the past few months.
Fuckers stole my windshield wipers and left a nasty bump and scratch on top of my left headlight. Can't even understand why, the wipers were nearly dead and the car has already been through hell.

>>16823571
>pet car rock

>>16824677
Anarchists?

>>16823155
I drive around with a brick because my parking brake doesn't work.

I'm not a petty criminal, so no.

>>16823136
I'm not a degenerate who REEEEEEs at everything I don't like

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>>16823571
>pet car rock, Stumpy

>>16823571
>pet car rock

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>>16823571
>stumpy's younger brother of similer size, Neil the desk rock
>neil the desk rock

Honestly I keyed the back of my mom's car when I was a little shit a few years ago. And by "keyed" I mean "ran my key across the back and gave her about a 4-5 inch scratch" as I walked away from my house pissed off one day. I'm not minimizing what I did, to even touch someone else's property in anger is wrong.

My neighbor snitched and my dad laid into me. It got worse when I said "What's it matter? Mom's driving makes the car worse than that little scratch".

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>>16824774

>>16824932
CORVETTE BTFO LMAO

>>16823136

I've thought about it many times. Myself having had my car fucked with on several occasions, it's hard not to associate myself with that kind of thinking. But later after calming down usually I see my rage as irrational (unless it really was some terrible thing a person did) and try to keep an attitude where I don't do things to people that I wouldn't want them to do to me.

>be me in college partying a few years back
>Leave party early and head home to fuck bitches and pass out
>Female roommate barges in right before the butt sex asking for help
>Turns out some guy at the party drove off with all of her shit and refused to give it back because until she gave him a chance
>Go find guy at bar on Beachside, politely ask him to give her shit back
>"Nah, fuck that bitch. If she wants to come over and spend time with me I'll give it to her afterwards, but she's not getting in my car"
>"Alright bro, enjoy the rest of your night"
>Have her direct me back to his apartment, she points out her purse on his dash
>Conviently parked to redneck with a cinder block in the bed of his truck
>Throw cinder block through driver side window and toss her her purse
>Give redneck his cinder block back

College was fun.

>>16826341
Conveniently parked next to*
My apologies, cracked screen and auto correct are a bad mix

>>16824932
HOW WILL GM FANGURLS EVER RECOVER?

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>>16823571
>things that never happened
>2017 using hyda-shoks

>>16826409
Good call my man. Federal HST's and Gold dots are the way to go

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My snobby friend shows up to hip hop street style party in his nee volvo

When we leave its evident someone has taken a few swings of a baseball bat at it. Friend whines for an hour at tow truck company for taking so long, decides to drive it back , ventura style.
Gets a ticket by his local small community police pulling in.
Gets a notice to abate by HOA next morning

Great friend of mine joins coast guard. Leaves town for training. Drives like 15hrs from area he was stationed just to come in for a suprise visit. His shitty rental car over-heats and turns off. I go pick him up , just right outside of town. We leave the car to let it cool i offer to drive him on in.
He wants to go see his gf.
We roll up to his girls duplex and theres a BMW out front.
He pays it now mind and runs up to the door. The windows are fogged on the bmw and clearly someone is fucking in the back seat.
I notice this local douchebag car dealer logo on the back (thats important later...)
He looks back at me . Im wearing a goofy grin trying to get a peak at whats goin on in the car . The chick springs up and screams [my friends name] anon!
Oooooh shit. I peel him off of the car. He's like a rabid wolveine trying to claw open the windows .
I get him back and she exits the car and RUNS.
Theres an awkward 3 mins with me standing next to the half naked dude in the car. I look over and tell him he should probably go or my friend WILL most likely kill him.
Long delay but the guy takes off.
My friend runs back says his girl threatened to call the cops.
So i take him to a local breakfast 24hr restaurant.

>>16823136
No because I'm not a worthless piece of shit.

>>16826341
You're the man

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>>16826590
We're chillin at the resturant eating hashbrowns . Hes more or less sick to his stomache.
I notice scratch marks on his neck and arms but decide not to say anything.
Suddenly he perks up.
He says he just saw a bmw park at the pool hall across the parking lot.
I try and tell him theres a lot of bmws in this town.
It's too late....
He takes off outside.
Im rushing to pay our tab, when i finally make it outside, hes smashing the fuck out of this bmw using a cheater bar pipe from my truck.
Run half way up to him and i notice people outside smoking are running inside to tell everyone.
Notice this BMW has no douchebag car dealer logo...
Oh fuck it has diffrent trim.... oh fuck.
Run to my truck to grab a bat or something , anything to break up the fight im sure is a out to ensue
I hear the metal pipe hit the ground and rattle. So i turn to see my friend now in full sprint running from a mob of bikers.
So i start the truck and book it over the curb .
Flying bottles hit my truck as my friend dives into the back bed.
Doctor jones couldnt have made a better timed exit.

I still give him shit over it and call him donny from the big labowski

>>16824677
Vincent is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO48Vr4KIc8

>>16826409
>>Be me a few months ago
>2016

here's your (you)

>>16823136
I'm not a psychopath so no

>>16826690
Lmao, you get a (you) for your image choice

>>16824701
A brick is strong enough to hold down your brake pedal?

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>>16826445
>My snobby friend shows up to hip hop street style party in his nee volvo

You're quite the fag aren't you?

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>>16826941
>goddamnboulder.png

No. And if someone did that to my car I'd do them a favor and do it their face.

A person can heal. A person has a fair chance to fight back. A reasonable fight leaves you sore and a little ugly for a week, but shouldn't break any functional bones. You also learn a lesson deep down in your lizard brain that what you did prior to getting hurt was bad, because you got hurt right after doing it.

A car doesn't. Body work costs hours of your time or hundreds in the shop. You also don't necessarily learn your lesson from property damage.

>>16827104
>Easier to get away with

Tell that to the dirtbiker that keyed my car in a fred meyer parking lot

Bike gear does wonders for peripheral vision and mobility. It also means you can pull some proper WWE shit and put that one year of judo you took in middle school to use.

>>16827201
Hey it's all lower case/no punctuation anon again. Good to see you're focusing your shitbox angst in the most feminine passive aggressive way lel

>>16827540
Lol holy shit I was right.

>dont be a piece of shit or have your car around when I want to have fun then nothing will happen

How bad were you bullied in high school by Chad in his corvette? Because wew lad that edge

>>16827540
>dont have your car around when I want to have fun

>>16824110
You should be executed you fucking animal.

>>16827625
>I wasnt ever bullied

Well that feckless nu-male angst has to come from somewhere. Especially if you vent about your edge on /o/ kek

No.
Came closer to shooting through some kike's engine block. He dinged my car and scratched the paint off to the primer.
I didn't though. Someone else's life might be a lot worse than mine and that shit ain't worth it since I'm well off and really can't complain. But god damn I was pissed.

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>>16827540
>*teleports behind ur car*
>*lightly vandalizes it*
>"nothing personnel, kidl"

>>16827671
>almost killing someone over a tiny ding on your shitbox
God what a retard

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>>16827670
So you're a kind of chaotic neutral cyber sorcerer then

>>16826409
>>2017 using hyda-shoks

it's almost like you didn't stockpile so much ammo in 2004 that you are forced to shoot obsolete bullet technology for the next several decades.

stay cucked

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>>16827683
>shooting through a guy's engine block when he's not even in the car or near it kills someone
???

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>>16823571
>pet car rock

>>16826690
10/10 story, was the girl hot?

>>16827709
>blowing someone's car up because they dinged your peeling paint

>>16827764
god damn right.

>>16823571
>myrock.jpg

...how many rocks you got?

>>16827201
If I rated both of our tough guy scores on a scale of 1-10, attacking an 18 year old anorexic looking punk in motocross armor while unironically quoting jojo's bizarre adventure is a 3 and vanadlising shit with as little risk as possible is a -1.

>>16823136
Yes, but only miatas.

>>16827723
Ah so you honed your razor edge playing cyberpunk rpgs, good to know.

>>16827865
One of these days you're going to realize that what you thought was a car for white guys was actually driven by a very irate nigger who has hiding in a nearby shadow in case someone tried to touch his rims

>>16827948
>its done from a car with eggs paintball guns or rocks for quick getaways
> real classy typecasting black people like that

Holy shit this post. /o/ really does attract some reddit-tier faggot teenagers. If you're not a nigger then you definitely have the IQ of one kek

>using a rock
>not breaking old spark plugs and keeping a pocket full of porcelain

>>16827948
>we all have knives and theres a gun in the car

Oh my goood they have knives and A gun. Watch out guys he might shoot us with one gun. I wish I also had a gun that I carried hmmm...

>>16823136
>Have you ever bricked or keyed a car
Yes.

>especially because of what manufacturer's it was
No, that's fucking retarded.

Gubmint was moving a chomo into the neighbourhood.

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>>16828035
Whoa did you guys hear?? This guy totally goes out with a group of people and throws rocks at cars, then runs away! Better watch it around this bad dude.

>>16823635
Fuck you fatass.

Probably 280 lb ape.

>>16827948
>>16827948
>>16828035

He got banned fuckin kek

>>16823557
>xbox
That shit still exists? KEK

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>>16823155
>Don't you drive around with a brick just in case you find an Audi?

Apparently, at least one driver carries a small sledgehammer suitable to get revenge if someone honks at him for not going at the stop sign. I've been at stop signs before and didn't go because I thought the gap was too small. But someone behind me would beep in annoyance as they thought I should have gone.

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>>16823571

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>>16826941

I think he means a wheel chock.

I do the same thing with my car despite my ebrake working but it's a 30 year old shitbox, never know when it's going to fail.

>>16828598
why wouldn't you just squish his legs before or after he smashes your windscreen? people with shitty survival instincts I tell ya

>>16823571
>power fantasies of a neckbeard
>>>/k/

No, just the opposite actually. I park next to this car when I go to work and it had a door scratch that really bugged me. He always came to work next door earlier than me and left later in the parking spot next to mine so I'd look at that scratch twice a day. I spent 20 minutes after work one day polishing and buffing it to get it out. Thank goodness the owner didn't see me or else it would have been odd to explain. Now I look at the door and know I fixed it.

>>16823620
>Cheap trucks for cheap characters.
Ford Fags everybody.

>>16828599
note to self, if he gets out and goes for the boot probably better select a gear

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>>16828599
>having a meltdown trying to look tough on 4chan

wew lad

>>16830730
like you didn't cry when you first posted here

>>16830520
You're a nice person Anon.

>>16830520
there are still people like you exist ? whatt ?

I can't really understand people who take joy in wrecked exotic car videos, I don't even like seeing shit boxes get hurt unless it's thier last swan song before the scrap yard.

Keying, bricks or other nonsense is out of the question.

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So you're at the Worsley Park Marriott Hotel & Country Club and there's a business meeting of executives.
The car park is mainly made up of black Mercedes, Audi and BMW, one or two might be silver.

Inside of you, you know that every reason that the executives wear the clothes they do, speak the way they do, play the sports they do and live the way that they do is so that they are seen driving a
Black Mercedes or Audi or BMW; to not be seen in one of these brand new machines (equal in price to a care home place for your dyslexic Mum) is a humiliation for them.

Wouldn't you want to put brick through the window?

>>16826590
>coast Guard
>kill anyone

Yea nah get fucked m8

>>16827064
T. Just read the pearl by SteinBERG

>>16831709
>thinks execs act elite to justify their car purchases
you're retarded. bet you support corbyn.

>>16831709
Dyslexia is now a crippling illness that requires a care home?

>>16823254
I don't like you. Do I get to hit you with a brick now?

>>16824658
Attempted murder, so you keyed her car. This I can accept.

But ohhhh you have a nicer car then me I'm going to key your car... That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.

>>16831709
Whaaaaaaaa. People make kore money than me. Whaaaaa people have better cars than me. Whaaaa my life is so shit that I have to shit on everyone else's life too.

Kys

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>>16831833
>>16831905
Why could they not have turned up in a light Fiat Spider Lusso 124?

>>16826409
Hey he's got me beat. I found a retailer with dozens of boxes of .45acp winchester black talon about 6 months ago and I bought every one of them. I've fired through a box worth, randomly picked from the entire purchase, and they fired flawlessly.

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>>16828598
>I've been at stop signs before and didn't go because I thought the gap was too small. But someone behind me would beep in annoyance as they thought I should have gone.

I've been at stop signs and piled into the back of the car in front because I couldn't believe they wouldn't go. He looked really angry when he got out to check the damage.

"there's the space her we g *bang* you didn't pull out after all? fuck "

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>>16832067
thats how you get the .45 through your skull dipshit

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>>16832077
Yeah bitches be shooting me as they tell me everyday. Luckily it was an Irish builder

>>16830520

this is a good kind of autism

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>>16830520
you are alright

>>16829692
>implying this hard

>>16828598
I guess that impatient driver doesn't honk the horn so much after that experience.

>>16831839
Maybe

>>16832067
>being this much of a shitty inattentive driver
>thinks he can critique driving
>browses /o/

>>16824879
>man marries bad woman
>yells at his son for not putting up with the dumb birch like he has

>>16825120
>>16826373
Please kill yourselves

>>16823136
Everyone in this thread is a fag kys fags

bought a phev..

some ass keyed the fuel cap.

..moved up an iq notch somewhere.

>>16832067
>I've been at stop signs and piled into the back of the car in front because I couldn't believe they wouldn't go.
Some people use the stop sign as their break time to use the cellphone or read text messages and send text messages. They don't need to care about the people behind them because it is a stop sign and they are stopped.

>>16823571
Copypasta

>>16823136
Yeah, few times

>>16827733
>10/10 story, was the girl hot?
She just seems like any other opportunist girl shopping around for guys until she finds one with advantages and wealth she likes.

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>>16840462
Well, some Audis are bastards.

>>16823571
Let me buy one off of you

Nah but I'd C4 a nigga

>>16823136
I once dumpped a whole carton of eggs into a Miata

ITT peeps discussing if its right to smash other peoples stuff because you think you know what they should have instead????

how about leave other peoples shit alone and mind your own fucking business.

I've keyed only one car in my life, the bitch who parked next to me dinged my door and was in my spot because they don't know how to park.

ITT Niggers

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>comes back to car. Filthy great brick through window. . .

>>16823136
bricked a ferrari windshield cause i was drunk once

>>16837697
>man marries good woman
>somehow produce shitty human who keys the vehicle they use to take him to autism classes

>>16823136
i did a shit on a mercedes when i was younger
still regret it bigtime

>>16823136
I have keied a car.
>this annoying cunt drives this big lifted f350 and rolls coal, parks in middle of the road and takes up 3 parking spots
>the retarded sisterfucker goes on vacation for a month
>go to his yard, take his keys from sun visor, drive it to my garage
>replace engine with a 660cc bike engine
>replace massive wheels with spacesavers from some peugeot
>stance the truck
>cover it with waifu stickers
>leave all this shit behind his shed and cover with tarp
>park truck where it was

>>16824658
So glad that motorcycles are relatively rare in my country.
I always get nervous when I meet them in traffic, as you never know if the driver is ok, or an organdonor candidate, and shit can go wrong so fucking fast.

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>>16823571
ebin

>>16827764
>causing an engine to cease functioning
>blowing up

pick one (1)

>>16843276
>I always get nervous when I meet them in traffic
I just don't like them anywhere in front of me on the freeway. That's because another car may sideswipe them. The bike then falls down in front of me and I might run over it or the rider that was thrown to the side.

Thankfully, most motorcyclists are afraid to get on the freeway. They either use the side roads or switch to using their car for most things. I see large groups of them riding TOGETHER in the countryside or on state park roads though for a day trip. So the bikers do have their own recreational riding Meets.

>>16843038
underrated

>>16828020
remember when children on 4chan didn't have to prove that they were racist by inserting nigger into every one of their posts? remember when we all just assumed everyone else were racist virgin betas and we didn't need to validate everyone elses prejudices every time we opened our mouths?

>>16828052
ding ding ding

>>16828184
hey that's me!

>>16830730
>believing thats the same guy

>>16831554
>believing anything anyone says ever

>>16831811
please, feel free to join the air force and [s]be[/s] feel way more awesome

>>16832067
fucking look where you're going lol

>>16844642
>remember when children on 4chan didn't have to prove that they were racist by inserting nigger
Black people refer to each other with the nigger word all the time. I hear that at stores. I hear that at the malls. I hear that in the public library. I hear that when they use their cellphone. So that makes them racist for using the word so liberally.

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>>16823571
I was going to laugh at your stupid ass for keeping a rock in your car up until I realized that I also keep a rock in my truck. Rock on, br/o/ther.
>I drive an f150

>>16823136
There's a Tesla supercharger on the outskirts of my town, my friends and I used to key unattended faglas stopped there and smash the cable adapters with bricks. Sometimes we'd roll coal on the cucks pulling out of there too, kek.

>>16844854
Polished rocks hold your prints better, cletus.

>>16844940
Mods arrest this man.

>>16844947
You're right JimBob, but I don't throw rocks at people because I guess I'm just weird or something and don't get road rage even when people drive like dick-brains.

>>16844997
i wish i didn't get road rage