>driving somewhere >in a hurry >run into this wat do

>>16809615
pull up close and wait for my exhaust leak and oil fumes to give them cancer

>spin the ass end around
>activate 2 step
>coat them in burning rubber till they retreat

ask the cop to do his fucking job

>>16809615
Call 911 and tell them a bunch of animals escaped from the primate exhibit and to bring the mini 14

>>16809615

Slide sideways and hopefully take out 3 at once.

>>16809627

>delousing the libcux.webm

>>16809615
I feel in areas where shit like this is prevalent, trains horns find their way into some of those cars

crawl forward slowly so it doesn't hurt them but it pushes them out of the way

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>>16809615
Drift into them, see how many I can hit.

Highway technician here. We don't even slow down. Just turn out strobe lights on and keep trucking. They fucking dive for the shoulders then.

Your best bet is to not call the police, but call VDOT. VDOT will give the police a kick in the ass for not doing their job. If you just call the police, you'll wait 30 minutes for the officers to decide who wants to deal with this shit. VDOT calls and bitches at them, and they got 5 cop cars up there in 5 minutes.

move to North Dakota

http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/bill-would-make-it-legal-to-run-over-protesters-unintentionally/

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>>16809615
>stop
>get trusty jeryycan (pic related) 20L ~5,5gal
>get degenerates wet wit gas
>ignite
>sit back and watch

Move forward at approximately 3-5mph. Record protesterst with phone. If damage is done, have police officer arrest for destruction of property and press charges.

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RUN THEM OVER FOR BEING N I G G E R lovers Black lives don't matter.

I'm waiting for this thread to fill itself with people pretending they would run these people over lol.

>>16809615
Can;t they just drive onto the grass around them?

Here are some other suggestions.
>if you have a really loud car (i,e huge fart canned shitbox or legitimately powerful V8/turbo six) rev your engine at them till it hurts their ears
>there is a really almost unbearable stinky fish in a can that people eat
>open the can and throw the fish at them.

I'd drive over them. I've done it before.

>>16809622
2 step, i love you anon

>pop eurobeat CD in
>fast forward to back on the rocks
>pull a frenchie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H500cfY_dck

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>>16809615
>driving somewhere
>in a hurry
so about 110mph traveling speed
>run into this
CRASHING THIS PROTEST WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>retards can only get their point of view across by causing mass disruption to people that have nothing to do with their bullshit
The children dont understand this puts people offside.. Someone that may have felt sympathetic for their cause is now vehemently opposed to it because the two hours they spent sitting in traffic cost them their employment.

Get out of the car and explain this to them. If they are too ignorant to give a fuck spit at all of them and start a fight.

If you drive an automatic (so it coasts forward when in gear) and have a fob, would it be possible to do this?

>separate fob from key
>put car in drive, let it start driving forward
>get out
>close and lock doors with fob so dindus can't jump in
>watch as car inches forward at 3mph until it forces retards to move, walk behind it and get in when it's around using fob

>>16809670
Honestly, as someone that's photographed protests before, you'd be surprised how many people are cool with sitting in traffic for a decent amount of time if the cause is right. I mean, not hours, but.

>all their hands are taped together
>get real close to them and lay on the horn
enjoy that hearing loss faggot

>>16809685
That is possible with a manual as well, just put it in 1st gear while driving.

>>16809685
>Get out of car around a crowd of retards just looking for any reason to gang up on someone
Good plan
>>16809702
They can probably slow it down enough to cause it to stall

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>16809708
>Good plan
>not carrying concealed
>implying every other motorist within the mile of stopped horseshit wouldn't take your side

>>16809708
>They can probably slow it down enough to cause it to stall
We pull planes in the local gliding club like this, they won´t slow it down.

>>16809615
>stopping the first time
>not running them over and claim it was an accident

>>16809633
>that webm name

fucking kek'd

HHHHOOOOOOOONNNNKKKKKKKK HHHHOOOOOOOONNNNKKKKKKKK

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>>16809637
>>16809641
>>16809645
>>16809652
>>16809746

In all honestly, inch closer until they touch my car, and then just dump the clutch at 7k. It'll scare the shit out of them and any that don't run away will get hurt. The whole "assault with a deadly weapon" thing goes away when it becomes self defense and protection against property damage.

I live in Florida though so Ive never experienced anything like this.

slowly drive into them and like 2mph so they are pushed out of the way but not hurt

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>>16809615
Don't they only ever do this in states with a liberal majority anyway?

>>16809651
I like this idea. Deafen them, roll coal or smoke them out. They behave with impunity because they know nobody's going to run them over and foot the consequence, but why not dish out a little punishment for their efforts?

>>16809784
>>16809786
These.
No one is going to pull that shit in the south though. Everyone and their grandmother has truck or at least a large suv and anyone who doesn't drives ricers

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>>16809666

Was getting satanic trips part of your plan?

Technically speaking:

If you SLOWLY continue driving, like, idling slow but just nudge them aside and one of them protests and actually damages a window or flattens a tire, who'd get into trouble?

Aren't their rights already in the trash because they stand in the middle of the fucking highway?

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>>16809775
>on 4chan
>not being an edgelord

>>16809838
depends how cucked your state/judge is. i know tennessee just passed a law allowing you to drive through disruptive mobs within reason

>>16809846
Based Tennessee.

>>16809788

>lay down inches in front of moving vehicle
>surprised when it crushes you

wew

Tire iron under my seat and if needed baseball bat for shit like this if they don't let me edge my way through. What are a bunch of skinny numale protestors gonna do to me if they damage my car? My taxes pay for those roads, they're mine to use. The line of cars will be full of pissed off people too, more than that line.

>>16809788

She had actually more balls than the guy who wanted to bail out in the last second.

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>>16809846
I think if there was evidence of attempting to brake before plowing through you'd be in the clear in uncucked states and before decent judges.

Shit like this would never work out in Australia in the first place, though. Our truckies are all methed up and don't stop for anything and it'd be a socially acceptable excuse to do burnouts to disperse the "protestors".

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>>16809815
I AM satan!

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>>16809892
Bravery is not the absence of fear. What she demonstrated is stupidity.

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This is a pretty douchebag example but trucks/SUVs with a full steel bumper replacement with a guard are great for situations where you "need to get out of there". They're designed to lessen damage when you hit a deer at 45 MPH and you just need to provoke the protesters, get the reaction on film and the moment they touch your car, you run them down in self defense

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>>16809961
Is there no issue regarding "reasonable force" where you live? I mean I'm all for making paste of Soros-funded agitators but how defensible would "they dun touched mah trucc" be?

So here is the whole problem with this issue and the very very simple fix.
They have to go on to the freeway/hiway at some point. It is the first people to stop that do the damage. They couldnt block anyone if the first people were not pussies. That is why you dont see Jethro in his lifted F350 at the front of this bullshit.
If the person in front doesnt stop the protest never gets formed. They have to slow people down enough to stop. If you dont slow down then no problem.

>>16809903
Ok, you're definitely right

>>16809999
checked

>>16809633
>that black ice

>Be me.
>Own a Ferret Armored Car.
Drop the armored hatches and kick it into second, I guess.

>>16809976
>they dun touched mah trucc

more like

>they dun surrounded my truck and started striking it with the intent of pulling me out of my vehicle and attacking me with the potentially lethal consequences of an angry mob

it can be debated in a courtroom

>>16809718
Oh so now we're in /k/ power fantasy territory

>>16809846
And then everybody abuses it to drive through whoever they want, then everyone yells "MUH FREEDOMS GUBMENT DONT TRED ON ME" when the government decides it was a bad idea.

>>16809639
what if i dont live in virginia

>>16810120
Then call TDOT

>>16810124
don't live in Tennessee either, broseph

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>>16810093
>it can be debated in a courtroom
You ought to pray for a sympathetic jury without nogs or "white guilt" loony lefties, then. Even if you were at risk (and not just using it as justification to pancake the cunts) they'd be insistent on seeing you lynched.

>>16810117
>And then everybody abuses it to drive through whoever they want
Seems reasonable if you're doing something like blocking a highway for no reason beyond being a nuisance. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>16810126
Then call texDot

>>16810141
I live in florida. wat do?

>>16810147
call ghostbusters

>>16810147
Order a terrorist costume off amazon with drone drop shipping. honk violently while screaming faux arabic then when drone delivers constume put on then exit motor vehicle and scream allahu ackbar while running into the mob
>2 step
profit

>being mentally stable enough to not floor it
lol why are you on /o/

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>drive within 1 inch of them
>lean on horn

>>16809788
every time

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>>16809615
probably just drive around their bullshit and try to throw as big of a rooster tail as possible at them

Probably sounds edgelord but something I think would be funny to do if you had the right car.

>turbo car w/2step. Backup a foot away from them and lay on gas spitting flames on their legs and blowing out the lib eardrums
>Get really close to them. Do a burnout and watch as they breath in the sweet fumes of burning rubber.

>>16810404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

>>16809615
Break out the Mustang... It was designed to hit crowds...

>>16810440
haha that eurobeat has gotta be edited in there. There is just no fucking way, it can't be that perfect

also
>I'm going to try and stop this drifting car by standing in front of it

>>16810440
Cops: "Heh, what a champ, let him go"

>>16809615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZzFPAwhDg

>>16809615
Why do the cops do nothing?
if I were in my shitbox I would just slowly go through and move them out of the way, if it were a nice car I'd just be cucked because it's not worth letting them kick your car or break a window

>>16810468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0LB635Xvj4

>Get out
>Pull out my CC firearm for self defence
>Sit on hood of car
>Dont point or aim at anybody unless they approach the front of my car
>have GF drive forward at a average pace

alternatively. walk up and pepper spray the cunts

>>16810470
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRUferNgucE/

>>16809615
Not live in Cuckmerica

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>>16810482
happy endings make me happy

I don't want blood or guts on my E30 so I'd take out the machete

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>>16810482
excellent

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>>16809615
They were not able to find enough idiots so they had to use hand extenders to cover whole highway?

>>16810500
what the fuck kek, I just saw this

>>16810448
It's unfortunately edited in, yeah.

>>16809892
>>16809788
>aw shit nigga i was only doing it to look brave
>fuck this

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Texas law defines a riot as any group of 3 or more people breaking the law, and it also gives us a green light to use lethal force against rioters, so...

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>>16810470
>"PEACEFUL PROTEST"
That stopped being peaceful quick.

>jeep driver telling him to get a job
10/10

>>16809788
What is wrong with these people? If they have something against the person driving the pickup why not attack him rather than jumping in front of his truck. This is just dumb.

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>>16809615
>Engage Terrain Respons Mode
>Set the car to "Rock Crawl"
>Lock Diffs.
>Assert utter Vehicular superiority.

>>16810573
>YOU'RE TRYING TO INCITE US TO BE MAD
>be peaceful.
>be peaceful.
>be peaceful.
>ONE POLICY ONE POLICY FUCK YOUR SHIT
>broken windshield, broken windows

Who's saying 'go through?' The passenger?

>>16810470
My dream is driving to one of these protest/riots with a car with bulletproof windows and panels and watching them spend an hour beating on the windows until their hands bleed and smiling at them the whole time while crawling through at two miles per hour.

>>16809892
the guy was smarter.

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>>16810613
is it fire proof?

I would just crawl forward until they're forced to either roll over or under my vehicle. If they break their arms and legs then that's good. I hope they do. I didn't kill anybody.

>>16810621
No, but that's what the gas pedal is for. Who wouldn't want to go out in a blaze of glory, speeding their now-on-fire 5,000 hunk of iron, steel, plastic and anger into a crowd of shouting Tumblrites, in the process becoming a martyr for people everywhere who have had enough of this shit and causing untold amounts of shitposting on anime imageboards?

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>>16809615
Still waiting on explanation for why police is doing nothing. That traffic jam looks big.

>>16810465
>Beaner: THAT ATTEMPTED MURDER
>Cop: *free shrugs*

Based Arizona

>>16810440
Best edit of all time

>>16809615
>>driving somewhere
>>in a hurry
>>run into this
>wat do

>run into this
keep going

>>16810651
Sure you chose the right picture there sport?

protestfags are so stupid because whomever happens to drive up first at some random spot on the road is automatically associated with the other side. nobody gives a shit about you. they just wanted to get to wherever they were going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEjpahorr78

The grass next to the highway looks perfectly fine to drive on even for FWD shitboxes.

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>>16810701
no

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>>16809697
>honeslty, under David Brocks payroll, have some leftist fantasy bullshit
Stay the fuck off of my car board you filthy hooknosed kike.

>>16810704
Would police allow it?

>>16810705
>>16810701
>>16810651
does 4chan still have that glitch where 1/1000 times if you post in the exact same second it trades images with someone else? cause I'm sure, that's totally what happened, y-yeah

>>16810470

this country is finished

>>16809615
>fun into this
Answered your own question within the question itself, senpai

>>16810709
So you want to say somewhere on /mlp/ someone posted my sweaty ballsack?

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>>16810713
No anon, this country is finally waking up.

>>16809652
Was it a CIA nigger by any chance?

>>16810651
>why police is doing nothing
Liberal states, cops' hands are tied. They can't do shit without the Soros-bankrolled elected official breathing down their neck.

>>16810708
Who gon stop me?
#deathtowhitecops

I would honestly probably just get out and tell one of them my mum or something was dying and I needed to get through. Fuck the rest of the traffic behind me, figure your own shit out.

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>>16810713
there is hope now

>>16809641
>have this can filled with water
>get out and pour it all over the place, even yourself and your car
>get out a lighter
now this would actually be funny. what's the police supposed to do with you, jail you for taking a shower?

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>>16811010
>really makes you think

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>>16809615
do it 4 dale

>allu Akbar allu Akbar

>>16811033
if you look closely you can tell you actually proved my point

>>16809615
Spray them with a Watergun
theylle freeze if you live somewhere cold and piss off

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What you do if you don't live in a faggot state is you blare your horn until they start hitting your car then you floor it.


Consequently this shit usually doesn't happen outside of cucked states, I wonder why...

>>16811024
Probably a ticket for giving a death threat or something stupid like that.

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>>16811024
the crowd would probably rush you if you looked like you were about to light the place on fire.

Hazards on, first gear, turn up the radio, put one hand on the horn, and one foot over the brake to make an "attempt" to stop

Slow to a near half before making contact and then keep going

>>16809636
This

>>16809615
>lane split to front
>ride around blockade via the grass

>>16811092
they would probably just run away

>>16809838
In every instance in which protestors started to damage or threaten a motorist the motorist was not charge for driving over or through them.

How illegal is a compressor driven train horn on a californian's car?

>>16811147
>lowside because riding a motorcycle on grass without losing the front is actually kind of hard, especially when protesters are running to knock you over

Unless you have something light with a very upright seating position and the dirt experience to make it work, in which case, more power to you

>>16811033
>regions where people more heavily rely on consideration and cooperation are more likely to vote for considerate and cooperative policies
Stop the presses, everyone, this is breaking news!

>>16811192
>lowside because riding a motorcycle on grass without losing the front is actually kind of hard
Every time I ride my bike I ride on grass

My bike has an upright position, but isn't light. The protestors won't be able to keep up to my bike.

>>16810708
They're not stopping people from standing around on a highway blocking traffic, why would they stop me from going over some grass?

>>16811197
Congrats on being lightyears ahead of 99% of motorcyclists then

>>16811201
Every non shit rider can ride on grass, it's not ice.

>>16811205
>he's never seen a GSXR rider attempt to traverse the impassable front lawn

>>16811214
I said non-shit rider.
Not a squid.

>>16810465
>yells this is atempted murder
>while standing on a road where a car is just trying to get past
>starts crying

mature and reasonable adults

>>16811218
I don't know, some of those guys have well worn tires. They corner so hard it looks like they've been sanded down.

>>16811219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas

>>16810613
Don't forget these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhWzMOccTg

>>16811192
>to knock you over
Now that is where shit is getting serious.

>>16811232
*autistic screeching*

>>16809615
>run into this

>>16809698
Train horn mods must be fun.

>>16809615
I think if you are in front lines of jam it's worth trying to go talk to all the drivers around to honk the fuck out of protesters and slowly drive forward.
Under pressure, watching several loudly honking cars advancing at you they most likely to chicken out, survival instinct is no myth.

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>>16809615
Drive through.

They are illegally blocking the road and I got shit to do.

Go fuck off somewhere else.

>>16811179
Pretty illegal

Start blasting -https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
Draw them away from the highway.
Sacrifice my shitbox for the greater good.

>>16809961
>they're designed for hitting deer
Kek

>>16809898
Our cops would also btfo them and the lebbos or bogans would commit all manners of fuckery to get them off the road. Besides, only Melbourne or Sydney can muster enough "bravs" numales and uni sluts for that.

>>16809846
>tennessee just passed a law allowing you to drive through disruptive mobs within reason
>I live in tennessee

what a place to live, everyone drives like shit but god damn thats great

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I own a single turbo'd rotary with a straight pipe.

Pretty sure if they're ears don't bleed their eyes will melt from two stroke fumes.

>>16811444
The south will rise again.

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>>16809640
Or Tennessee. We can legally hit them now. I love this state.

>>16811507
I'm moving to Tennessee now

>>16810117
>And then everybody abuses it to drive through whoever they want
This kind of shit would literally never happen to anyone not blocking a fucking highway
No one's going to Mustang a crowd and get away with it because of that law

>>16810117
if you don't block roads then why worry?

>>16810093
>>16810140
Just point to the LA riots where that trucker was yanked out of his semi and had his skull caved in with a fucking brick

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>>16809615
I join the protest and invite them to come to my house later for dinner and offer them to fuck my wife and daughter while I watch and stroke my micropenis as reparations for slavery.

>>16809666
Bane confirmed Satan

>>16810479
>arrested for brandishing
>sued by antifacucks for hurting their feelings

>>16810147
Relax
No ones gonna protest in Florida

>>16810651
you're aware that it's a still picture, not a video? it may appear as though nothing is being done, but it lacks full context.

>>16809615
Drive onto the grass?

>>16810589
That guy was pulled out of his car and nearly beaten to death by the bikers.
Fucker deserved it.

>>16811626
fuck yeah he deserved it

I get pissed everytime i watch that, fucker deserves worse

>>16809615
Run them over Grand Theft Auto style!

>>16811065
Is she enjoying it?

>>16811626
>>16811667
Fucking keked, assmad organ donors. Just don't pretend you are important, and don't block the road.

>>16811845
Most attention she got since puberty.

Start recording.
Idle into them.

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>>16811857
Motorcyclists are saints and we never do anything wrong. If a group of motorcyclists is blocking the road, it's because we're going to stunt on it and you're going to sit and watch, cuck.

>>16811899
I'm surprised that didn't snap his wrist

>>16811899
>carpool lane

I'm guessing California. Which means being a dick is considered normal behavior.

>>16811916
>merging over a solid line
>not checking to make sure other people are behind you
being a blind retard is normal cager behavior.

>>16811899
I just love how every video with bikers doing their dirty mirror slaps or car scratching shows them cowardly looking back and speeding like crazy in case driver would like to have face to face talk with them. I never take adult man who ride motorcycles seriously.

>>16811923
both of those guys are being dicks

Breaking mirrors isn't an appropriate response. If you disagree you're a manchild.

>>16811899
>all those cars just being in whatever lane

Is this how it is in the USA?

>>16811930
that's how it is in California

everybody is an illegal immigrant so they don't understand that the left lane is the fast lane

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Pull out car cigarette lighters and try sticking it in the eye of the fucker closest to me.

>>16809636
10pbp. When they realize they either get out of the way or die, nobody will be a martyr in this day and age, certainly not in the first world

>>16811932
>fast lane

fake news

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>>16811923
Yeah well, people in cars can allow this type of behavior because they bought cars so that their life won't end because of tiny little accident on the road. Bikers chosen way of transporting their ass from a to b that can end their lives at every fucking moment.

Do you always look around yourself just because there might be some retard running past you with scissors in his hand?

>>16811928
You're right. When someone tries to kill you, the appropriate response is to kill them. If anything the biker was disproportionately merciful.

>>16811946
No, but I do use my mirrors, just in case there are other road users around me.

>>16811949
maybe the biker shouldn't have been speeding

would have had more time to react

>>16811899
>>16811916
>>16811926
>>16811930
only in america would you see this sort of instant assumption. If someone's suddenly in pain, the most logical first step is to get in the least used lane, because stopping in the middle of the road is just asking for accidents. But of course, no, there's no other way or reason except for he's just cheating and using it to skip through traffic.

motorcyclists are all hilariously the same piece of shit who think that being less wide than a car entitles them to weave between traffic yet paradoxically are car-autistic in that have absolutely, positively zero sense that most cars aren't going to expect or even see them because they're dicking about weaving in places they shouldn't. Worst part is some states have laws that explicitly state you can be in this zone as a motorcyclist - doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Every single person I know who has a friend or knows somebody down the line who is a motorcyclist, quite literally every single time they're in an accident is because they are in the gap between cars going way too fast. I've literally never even once heard of any other type of motorcycle accident. It's not that I don't expect it to happen, what blows my mind is that the motorcyclist is never able to figure this out and consistently blames the other car and then they keep doing it.

>>16811946
You aren't always aware of your surroundings? I'm surprised you have a license to drive.

>>16811950
So you constantly looking in your mirrors? Because motorcycle zooming past you won't be seen in your mirror for more than couple of seconds.

>>16811961
I check regularly, I try every 10 seconds.
But before moving lanes I double check there is nothing.

>>16811956
Hold your horses, Quicksilver.
I am aware of cars, not the randomly moving dots that appear in my mirrors for two seconds.
How will you prove to me that YOU are always aware of your surroundings?

>>16811978
Because I'm not dead after six years of riding motorcycles. It requires a much higher level of situational awareness than driving an autistic hugbox machine.

>>16812001
I guess if i am not dead after 28 years of living means that i am good at life! Good for me!

>>16811932
>fast lane

It appears to us that you're one of them

>>16809788
>tfw my car is so low I'd end up pushing you with my bumper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wlf2Km_mY4

If I were in this situation I'd most likely be behind someone, so I'd have to wait until someone made the first move. Once the chain is broken I'd rocket through. Fuck em, I'm aerodynamic enough where they'd roll over the top.

call one of my crazy redneck friends to reign sniper fire down on them from the woods.

Maybe a molotov cocktail...

>>16812108
>Maybe a molotov cocktail...
>sniper fire
Never knew old beer bottles were 1 moa

>>16812084
how is blocking traffic on a highway a protest? aren't there laws about pedestrians on highways there?

Protip: even slowly approaching them can be considered vehicular assault. Your best bet is to either call the cops if it's not legal or checking traffic conditions to bypass it all together.

>>16811507
>>16809640
So you don't have to worry about state prosecution but you can still be liable for federal prosecution.

>>16812216
If it's illegal, call the cops and have them deal with it. If you break the law, you'll also go to jail.

now we're just waiting for a video of someone playing this while actually running protesters off the road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0

>>16809784
>. The whole "assault with a deadly weapon" thing goes away when it becomes self defense and protection against property damage.
Unless you provoked it. Which a clutch dump can be.

All things considered, does this even happen anymore in recent times? AFAIK, either they realized that they're not winning allies with this behavior or more likely that municipalities have cracked down on it and have refused to even allow them to close off busy roads like this.

>>16810470
>screaming like a lil bitch
>GO THROUGH!!! GO THROUGH!!! WHAT IS HE DOING GO THROUGH!!! IM GONNA DIE HEEEEELP HEEEEEEEELP
>slows down the footage so it sounds deeper
Sad!

>>16812242
Which state do you live in anon? It clearly varies

>>16809651
>Can;t they just drive onto the grass around them?

Look at >>16809615 The cops have someone pulled over and appear to be cuffing them for this.

Fuck the cops. They are complicit in turning these things into circuses just as much as the libtards are.

>>16812281
>All things considered, does this even happen anymore in recent times?

Yes. And the police help them set up the situation. Seattle had a big hippie march about a year ago. The cops just provided them with an escort and let them block traffic.

They should have set up some shipping containers, herded them all in and then trucked them back to Portland.

>>16809838

Technically when they touch your windows is when you can tromp though them.

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>he doesnt commute in one of these

>>16812442
is that a huge flyswatter?

>>16812496
crowd control microwave laser generator. its pretty much harmless but makes you feel like your blood is boiling in your veins.

>>16809697

This is a load of shit.

>>16809697
probably people with paid commutes. Anyone with an actual job needs to get to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY

>>16809633
>the black ice

>>16809615
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>16809615
>no crosswalk
>4 lane 1 direction road
just plow through them without stopping, they're jaywalking and they'd get the ticket for not using the crosswalk and endangering motorists.

>>16810810
terry stop posting on 4chan and go take your meds

>>16809636
>they start kicking your car, punching your hood, and throwing shit at your windows
>one stupid fat dyke can't get out of the way fast enough and gets run over
>her massive mounds of fat shatter your front suspension and she presses assault charges

>>16812728
more like
>her massive folds consume you and your car
>not even superman spinning the world the other way can save you
>the getting smaller & smaller scene from ant-man is your new existence

>>16810500
>>16810505
They're not "extenders", they're giant makeshift chinese finger traps that keep the protesters' arms locked together so they can't be removed individually.

>>16809615
slowly creep until they budge and I make my way through

>>16811626
>Fucker deserved it.
Actually, who deserved it was the bikers who got run the fuck over.

>>16809717
>360 degrees
>walk away
vro

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>>16811951
>Going 60 on the freeway in an empty lane
>Speeding

>>16811946
>I drive a car so therefore I refuse to check my mirrors to avoid potential accidents.

Do you have a valid license? If so it should be taken off you.

>>16812955
>>Going 60
And those cars are doing 20 then?

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>>16812955
Not replying to you directly but
>thinking 60mph is an absolute hard limit
>not going with the flow of traffic
>not simply driving at 65-70
>not driving as fast as possible during parts of the interstate that are fucking empty and away from people
Come on guys. The laws are there for idiots that don't know how to be sensible. If no one's around, and you didn't put anyone in danger, you didn't break the law.
Also don't be stupid about speeding.

>>16812979
Yes. Yes they are. Have you never carpooled during rush hour?

>>16812981
>rape and murder a woman
>no one saw me so i didn't break the law

>>16813003
Not until you're caught.
That said, you also harmed a person.
Speeding doesn't harm anyone until property damage is done. And if you can't travel in a straight-ish line on an empty highway at 100mph, you can't do it at 60mph.

>>16813003
Last time we had this thread someone used EXACTLY this argument, word for word.
The logic doesn't hold up. Rape and murder is harming another person.
Driving really fast in the middle of nowhere and not hitting anything doesn't.

>>16813070
it's still breaking the law, if the law states the limit is 60 or whatever.

>>16813077
Except it literally isn't

>>16813096
You are literally retarded.

>>16809615
>run into this

there's your answer
/thread

>>16813105
>>16813077
>r-rape is the same thing as speeding!

Stay retarded, /o/.

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>>16812598
>gas_the_bikes.webm

>>16809615
What is this?

>>16813110
that's not the point you dumb motherfucker.

speed limits set by law are not advisory or optional, they're the fucking law you bunch of illiterate cunts.

>>16809702
My ford fiesta can't start off without a little throttle. Idle is just not enough.

>>16811010
>>16811033
>>16811053
What idiots. Red areas are where nobody lives. Blue areas are where people actually live. There will be crime in areas where people live. So retarded.

>>16811845
Yes. Aren't you happy for modern pedestrian safety regulations?

Stage launch control 20 feet from these retards let jesus take the wheel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be-mF1pBAcQ

>>16809838
Technically speaking you are still driving your car into them. So you. Always.

Tell them I'm pregnant and when they mention that I am a man and cannot get pregnant throw a stink about how trans people have no rights....Easy pass. Liberals eat that shit right up. NOMNOMNOM THE STRUGGLE

this reminds me that I really need a train horn

>>16813749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icnRMW6P9nc

>>16809615
no police there? all chained together? bitch slap every single one. Not to knock them out, just to give them a burning cheek for the next few minutes

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>>16809892
>sees truck running over your friends
>gets out of the way means you have no balls

???

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>>16813758
I can see the value in installing one for going to protests. Rolling up to some MAGA shits and drowning out their stuff.
Hey, it's free speech. Lay on a train horn while they're gathered and force them to disperse.

>>16809633
wtf i love trucks now

>>16811911
chrysler quality, snaps like a twig

>>16812422
what is this boomer meme

>>16809788
TFW the zip ties holding my front bumper on break.

>>16813020
>crime requires a victim
sorry but last time i checked united states is anything but libertarian

>>16809999
Quads speak the truth.

>>16809635
There are no areas where this is prevalent.

>>16809639
Thank you based fellow Virginian

>>16811899
>break the law
>act like you have moral highground

is this what its like to be a nigger?

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only one right answer

>>16811626
I am a biker and I still think those bikers blocking the road can fuck off

>>16813362
Nigger confirmed

>>16811092
wait wtf, context?

>>16813931
>USA not libertarian
Our billionaire president would like to have a wall with you.

>>16809615
Park alongside and rev the engine,letting it backfire as close as possible.Gotta love having the cam timing advanced just to do that.

>>16810631
Or have a pair of side burners,with boarder spikes? Should go full Fury Road with the car though.

>>16814154
>Libertarianism=Billionaires

I'll take "doesn't know shit about libertarianism" for $600, Alex!

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>>16814211
You're right. He forgot about the billionaires running the country and stomping all over the people who run their companies, purchase products from them, and shit all over everything with a complete disregard for safety or any of the forms of sustainability.

>>16814237
How about you throw some trash cans into Starbucks windows faggot

>>16813003
speeding is a victimless crime until you hit someone
rape isn't.

>>16814272
rape is a victimless crime if you fuck her so well shed want another go.

>>16809615
It's not illegal to run over some one blocking a highway.

>>16813211
Haha I found one reason my 5cyl golf isn't as shit

>>16814272
you just said yourself it's a crime.

way to miss the point.

>>16810706
Kek'd honestly

>>16812587
Believe me or not. Just bear in mind, you're either calling me out on bullshit or rejecting reality outright. Take your pill, son.

>>16812597
>generalizations
To be fair, most of the ones I've covered were in the evening. So, people were going home mostly, not to work. Not that that reduces their urgency...

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>get in real close
>do a big boi wheelspin
>watch them run

Alternatively
>get out and fight them - I reckon I'd have all of them desu

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>>16811926
i find these videos of bikers speeding and breaking shit just as annoying as the next guy
but they arent worried about the cars coming back for a nice stern talking to
they are speeding away so the now really angry driver doesnt come and run them over

id like to post that old video of that guy who kicks the suv who is trying to sneak by him or something
then the suv just plows into him
but i cant find it for the life of me

>be me
>own Wrangler
>haven't found an obstacle yet to best it
>squishy pedestrians against 33" BFG A/Ts?
>still get to work on time

>>16814670
Good, faggots deserve to be run over

>>16809633
dat black ice tho

>>16809615
Why the fuck would you not just drive around them on the grass?

>inb4 cuck
>inb4 liberal
>inb4 I get accused of supporting this

I don't want to kill anyone or "make my point" like an edgelord, just let me get the fuck home and enjoy my life.

And yes, I realize the entire fucking buildup shouldn't be forced to use the grass. I'm talking about if you or I were up front.

>>16814704
>being a reasonable human being
Stay the fuck on the board and help me get these edgelord shits off this place.

>>16814685
what is this autism that i'm literally seeing all over the board atm? like every thread has some of this shit

>>16814744
One or two autists trying to force their shitty meme.

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>>16814685
you only win if you make it there and back
preferably drifting around your enemy at the apex

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https://youtu.be/fpg49lGO3M0

>Literally the answer

Also, thread of the week

>>16814709
I'm here for the long haul, my friend.

>>16809620
>Not driving a VW TDI and gassing them out legally

>>16809788
>chevy badge takes center screen
GodDAMN I love being an American!!

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>>16813608
>That video
Fuck off Nakazoto

>not throwing a full milkshake at them

>>16809615

Drive towards them ~25mph, pull handbrake or clutch kick 180*, reverse through them. All my expensive bits (like aluminum hood) are up front.

>>16815135
>wasting a milkshake

>>16814896
>that rumble of the red Caprice as it goes through
I was hoping he'd be the first one to break the line, shucks.

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>>16812442
That's cute

>>16809615
slowly go towards them and only stop inches away from them, if they so much as touch the hood of my car I'll hit the gas

>>16809839
>Implying wanting to be an edgelord means your a teenager
Get off /o/ur board underage

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Don't mind me officer, just taking my prop vehicle for a spin

>>16815455
>your

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>>16815549
>JUST

>>16812707
Terry was right this whole time you fuck.

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>>16809746
Needs the caption....

>>16811092
he put daquan's new mixtape into the stereo

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>be me
>see that
>ride pic related
>just drive around over that field right there

>>16814675
>Cites stock tires that come with a rubicon
>try harder cuck

>>16809666
Calm down, Satan.