Killing machines

>>16774141
Well I have a new Chevy. So chances are I might burst into flames.

>>16774141
If it's in poor condition, it'll kill me.

If it's in good condition, I'll kill myself. (And it.)

No, it only kills infidels and those of wrong belief

>>16774141
I hope so.

>>16774185
t. Assault Truck driver

>>16774141
Bitch is trying

>>16774141
>09 econobox
>850kg
>prone to snap oversteer somehow
>no electric assistance except for ABS
>shitload of torquesteer
>drive almost topspeed most of the time (around 100mph)
>even when it rains
>tailgate Audis whenever possible
>corner way too fast
>desire for more power increases daily

Yep, it will kill me, it is just a matter of time.

>>16774141
my car is unable to go faster than ~140kmph, and does 0-100 so slowly i grow a beard every time i try to measure it. if i'll die in my car, i will consider it an achivement

i have no abs, but you don't need abs for this kind of car

>>16774388
Buy a JP Initial D volume to put in the back window so when you die you can be like that one guy.

>>16774540
Wouldn´t wangan midnight be more accurate?

>>16774556
Yeah, go for that.

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>>16774141
No but my bike will

>>16774322
*Trucks of Love and Tolerance

>>16774141
no.
getting a midengined car just for that reason.

Hi /o/ i own an 80's shitbox toyota with an advance safety feature called seatbelts.

what are my chance of surviving a crash?

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>Will your car kill you, /o/?

Been to a few dealers over the past year for this one. They all say they will order the part and call me when it comes in. Im going to trade it in in the next year so fuck it.

>volvo

Unlikely

>>16775288
Depends on your speed.
If you drive 100mph+, you won´t.

>>16774141
no it saved me from myself

>>16774141
Eh, my car isn't the safest, but it's got airbags and seatbelts if anybody ever crashed into me. The best way to not crash is to not crash. Also, literally half of traffic deaths in the US were people who weren't wearing their seatbelts. What fraction of drivers still don't wear a seatbelt??

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>>16774141
Any car I drive will kill me.

>>16775288
Whiplash break your neck.

My car is a four-wheeled Jomsviking. It will keep me safe so long as I let it occasionally sack a town or two.

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Yes

>>16774141
>big engine with lots of torque
>very basic ECU making throttle response blocky
>throttle cable pretty worn
>no protection

She's trying for sure, especially near cliffs

>80s lego car
>no airbags
>none at all
>no tcs, no abs
>swings to the left in any condition of loss of traction
Maybe I'll die on the train since city and >terror, that'd be ironic

>>16774141
I ride a bike, so yes, absolutely.

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>>16774894
>unresponsable drivers dont kill people, cars do
really makes me think

No, but other people are.

>>16780921
>mfw I once drove inside a BMW 3-series
>trunk

>>16774141

It will if I drive it like a fucking idiot.

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>>16774141
MR2 General?
postan

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>>16774141
>car

So, drive a truck and kill someone else.

>>16781799
Gets my bolts, nutting.

>Spark
No, probably not.
>Comanche
I'm dead as fuck the second I tap something with the steering column playing kissy face with my fucking spine. I refuse to daily it because I don't trust Joe Rando (more likely Jane Rando) to not fucking murder me because they just got a poke on facebook and they HAVE to answer it.