Thoughts on James May (Captain Slow)?

>>16763246

The only of the Top Gear trio who isn't a complete wazzock.

One of those people who's sensitive to the opinions of strangers but dgaf what their friends think

he's my spirit animal

Ice Cream is for homos

>>16763289
There's nothing wrong with having autism.

>>16763308
Except being a defective human that shouldn't be alive and wasting my air in the first place.

If you were to cross him with Jay Leno and give the result the budget of a pauper, you'd have me.

>>16763368
t. has three landbarges at any time

>"Drifting is for the unintelligent"

What did he mean by this

he's like that one cool geography teacher that would sneak you a cigarette every now and then

he's prettly likeable

>>16763379
It's a dog whistle that sounds like "anime should be illegal" to the sophisticated ear.

he's nice, i like him. hope this helps.

I worship him and fap to him every time i see him on the telly, i hope this helps ^

9/10 person

>>16763246
/o/ur guy

>>16763303
This

>>16763379
>Tfw to intelligent too drift

>>16763303
Hating ice cream is for insecure beta+, unless this is a reference to that lame Hammond running joke, in which case it still holds true.

>>16763246
James May is my idol.

>>16763246
200% based.

>>16763246

The reassembler is comfy as fuck

>>16763246
HAHA I didn't know who you were talking about until you said Captain Slow. XDDD

>Amazon top gear
>The crew now makes (good) racist and other dirty jokes
>James is still a cuck

What the fuck?

mai husbando

May is excellent. Season 2 TG was fantastic with him debuting. I only wish he could get more solo segments because I always trust his opinions on cars. He doesn't waste a lot of time on jokes, so his segments are usually very comfy.

>>16764297
This shit right here.

>Have a nice cup of coffee
>Watch James May put stuff back together

I challenge anyone to be comfier.

Who is the best human currently alive, and why is it James May?

>>16763540
>Tfw to intelligent too drift
Irony

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>>16763246
based may can actually wrench

>>16764490
Newfag

>>16764307
>doesn't know what 'cuck' means

>>16763409

You`d think James would actually enjoy some anime.

>>16764364
>coffee

Heretic!

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>>16764307
>He isn't a cuck

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>>16764329
his solo work is worth watching too. james may's toy stories and james may's man lab are both excellent

>>16764995
Cars of the People is fantastic as well and should be required watching on /o/.

>>16763246
Best Top Gear.

>>16764307
>disregard females and minorities
>acquire trivial knowledge about technical subjects

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>>16763335

>>16765483
Toppest Gear.

Too OCD about some stuff. By far the least retarded of the three.

>>16764372