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ITT: we shop the M3 to make it actually look good

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ITT: we shop the M3 to make it actually look good
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>>16760957
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>>16760968
kek
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The Italians have already done this for us
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>>16761187
>implying the giulia is based on the M3 and not the 156
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>>16760957
holy shit with the quadrifoglio bumper, exhaust and spoiler it actually looks sexy
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>it's an alfistas think molesting the M3 to make it look like an italian shitbox makes it sexy episode
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>>16760957
DELET THIS
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>>16761323
Damn didnt even realize that was a shop
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>>16761364
>BMW fangirl comes to thread to cry
>posts an M3 with an aftermarket spoiler made to look like the Giulia's
>>16761347
>molesting
>implying that wasn't what happened in the design room
>>16761383
I'll take that as a compliment
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>>16761395
I really liked the quadrifoglio badge but I gotta say your grille shop wasn't quite as good as the rear bumper/M badge shop. Keep the OCs coming though.
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Done.
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>>16761436
kek
>when BMW starts copying the guys who used to copy them
what a sad state of affairs
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>>16761312
ahahahaha i'm dying here
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>>16760957
How'd I do?
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>>16763564
I don't get it, where's the shop?
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>>16763564
>>16763575
Disregard that I suck cocks, I just noticed that you were memeing about mirroring it
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>>16760968
>attempts to be funny
>doesn't realize that the one in the OP is shopped already
>>16763564
HNNGGG
why can't BMW keep making rolling boner inducers like they used to?
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>>16761436
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yet another pigfat italishit shilling thread
>muh big paddle shifters
yeah, 10 times bigger than your erect dicks
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>>16764755
>another butthurt mayonnaise faggot crying instead of ignoring t
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>>16764772
fucking kek
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>>16764772
keep memeing
the giulia is still slower than the 430 hp m3 and is still a 3 series copy
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>>16764542
>when people mistake BMWs for your cars
FTFY
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>>16764755
more like
>muh 7:32
too bad it's actually a relevant argument
>>16764814
>the giulia is still slower than the 430 hp m3
wrong
7:32
>still a 3 series copy
wrong
it won't be long until BMW presents a Giulia knockoff as the new 3 series though
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>>16764831
>italicucks in denial
never gets old>>16764814
P.S the Giulia is a literal 3 series copy, the Alfa design chief even had to state excuses how it ''isnt'', lol speaks much of its design.
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>>16760968
>just posting the Australian version

Poor effort m8
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>>16764814
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>>16764841
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>that moment when the Giulia is slower than the 365hp baby M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GItYpRzzYhE
lap times at 3:28
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>>16764914
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>>16764922
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holy shit can't make this up
memes do not change the fact that the Giulia is fucking slow
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>itt: meme faces vs facts
italicucks hiding behind memes its so funny.
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13 posters and not a single painting
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I own a bmw but I also like alfis
why can't we get along
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>>16764954
because alfa stole the design from the 2011 BMW 3 series and is now trying to make profit on it.
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>>16764831
You might be a faggot who shits on the M3 for no good reason, but at least your post inspired me to do something to turn this shitshow of a thread into something good.

Dump your OCs lads, make M3 aesthetic again.
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>>16764941
Why on earth would you trust that laptime?
It's completely made up, the magazine that tested the Giulia on the Vairano track set a 1:24.6 with the M550d.
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>>16764891
>>16764902
>>16764922
>>16764944
kek, I like this new template
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>>16764974
>stole the design from the 2011 BMW 3 series
kek
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>>16764991
[muffled real human bean in the distance]
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>>16765009
it's a 3 series with a retarded uggo front end.
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>>16765021
I really struggle to see the similarity, even the proportions and the roofline are different. Even pic related looks more similar.
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>>16765026
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>>16765026
the beltline, similar proportions, fender vents, hofmeister kink
Designers know they dropped the ball on this, original designs don't need excuses like the Giulia.
The 3 series design is literally so good it inspired the Italians
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>>16763564
Too low.
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>>16760957
I think you need to replace the car...
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>>16765065
Audi A6 called, it wants its headlights back
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>>16765009
>''''''''156 inspired'''''''''
keep telling that to yourself italicuck kek
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>>16765083
Actually the doors look pretty similar to be honest. There is same weirdness to them.
>>16765079
Audis headlights look only similar on quick glance they are totally different, Alfa's is more round and Audi has more rectangular theme all around whereas Alfa has more rounded design. Its more of evolution of 159 and 156 headlight design merged together, modernised of course.
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>>16765056
There's no doubt in my mind that Alfa used the M3 as a benchmark, but there's really not a whole lot of wiggle room designers have in terms of safety regs and proper proportions.
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>>16765021
lmao the flanks are so similar i am surprised BMW isn't suing Alfa.
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>>16765115
You probably don't want to sue competitors for mere similarities since what goes around comes around.
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>>16765079
You mean Magneti Marelli? The Giulia headlights look nothing like those on the car you posted btw
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>>16765096
>Actually the doors look pretty similar to be honest. There is same weirdness to them.
And the 159 doors look even more similar
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>>16765079
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>>16765115
Meh, the similarities are basically the rear window and the vent
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Alfa 159 still looks so good today, after all these years, amazing really.
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>>16765083
(The 156 is FWD and has different proportions)
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>>16765146
>audis literally use fiat parts
top kek
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>>16760957
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>>16765151
Too bad it was otherwise shit.
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>>16765155
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>>16765170
Yeah, such a pity honestly one of the most beautiful cars ever created. All proportions are perfect and those headlights, truly spectacular. Still looks good even in 2016.

Personal story. I was in Croatia, and my friends brother had diesel version of 159. Anyway, that car for me was something else. It was ordinary nothign special but outside and the body, just wow. Kinda made me to consider Alfa Romeo as my first own car. So what did I get? Alfa 147 1.9 JTD with 150hp, install new turbo and new differential and you've got yourself nice 250hp hatchback. That's what I did, and even thou it aint anything amazing I just love that car.
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>>16765198
>I just love that car.
that's what they call it meccanica della emozioni
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>this shall trigger the alfistas
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>>16765267
kek thats pretty good.
7/10 would put mcdonalds stickers on my red m3
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This thread is proof that you can't even talk about BMW without people jumping to worship Alfa in 2017. Amazing how easily people get brainwashed so easily. The other day I was at the college dorm talking with a friend about the new 5 series, some faggot overheard our conversation and came to bother us about how Alfa was better than BMW because it was the fastest around Nürburgring and whatnot and he challenged me to race against him when each one has his car delivered. I declined because I'm not a boyracer and next thing I hear about is he's talking shit about me behind my back and saying "all BMW owners are the same".
This is too much. BMW needs to BTFO Alfa Romeo for good, for once and for all. Getting disrespected by a fucking diesel Fiat buyer, I never imagined this day would come. If BMW doesn't get it together I'll have to get a fucking Jaguar XF next. To make matters worse, it's not like Jaguar reliability has improved a lot, but BMW is almost on par with it. Fucking disgraceful. And the Jaguar is even a couple thousand bucks cheaper.
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>>16765268
>BMW fangirls have to install Alfa wheels on their cars to make them look good
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>>16765280
...and after that you woke up with wet pants and with a plate full of warm tendies on your room's table because you usually woke up at 1 PM
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>>16765288
9/10 if this is a troll post
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>>16765288
lmao this alfa fanboy did not even realize it's a poorly shooped Giulia with an m3 front end
tells us how alfa really did copy the bmw design
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>>16765267
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>>16765308
you got me
>>16765320
>not pretending I'm right to trigger more alfistas with a single pic
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>>16765356
>>>/pol/
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>>16765268

This is still better
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>>16765280
>BMW fantards use a feigned sense of maturity to refuse races because deep down even they know BMW can't even compete
>they call other people brainwashed when they're the ones in denial who keep clinging to their brand like the badge whores they are
top kek
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>>16765268
>>16765413
The BMW front doesn't look too bad on the godly Giulia, but the BMW mirrors, hood, windshield and proportions look specially horrid with the Giulia front
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I shooped the alfa to look good instead
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>>16765452
proportions look off
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>bmw fangirls ragequit once again
as expected
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>>16765413
Holy shit that Giulia front-end is so terrible. It'd be instantly better if they just redesigned the front bumper.
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>>16765484
You mean the Giulia front end shopped on a BMW
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>>16765496
You can shop the Giulia front-end on a fish and it's still terrible.
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>>16765504
The point is it looks good on the Giulia itself. The whole is more than the sum of its parts. Each part of the Giulia design complements the rest in a holistic way.
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>>16765519
>The point is it looks good on the Giulia itself.
It doesn't. It just doesn't look good. It can be on the Giulia, it can be on a fish, it can be laying on a garage floor. It's still ugly.
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>>16765452
Why not ask Alfa themselves to do a competent job like they have already done?
I have to admit it kinda reminds me of the Jaguar XKR
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>>16765531
This reminds me of a late 90s Trans Am for some reason
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>>16765572
I'd unironically buy that kek. Is that a Citroën Jumper?
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>>16765583
Old Iveco Daily
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>>16765413
what the fuck that is disgusting
>>16765531
>m4 coupe with giulia front and rear
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>>16765423
>brainwashed
it's italicucks that are brainwashed into buying unreliable slow heaps of shit with copied designs
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>>16765611
>it's italicucks that are brainwashed into buying unreliable slow heaps of shit with copied designs

If they're talking about an Italian car, they HAVE to be Italians.

100% M8 trust me, I'm an expert in faggots and faggottry.

t. "I stick the dick in my 3 Series exhaust tube"
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>>16760957
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>>16765607
did you even look at the roofline? faggot
>>16765596
close enough I guess
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>>16765624
>slammed m3 with giulia bumper and italian M badge
kek
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Jeez, how many autists can be obsessed with an Italian meme car in this Burmese origami crane forum?
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>>16760957
Took a lot of work but I finally did it.
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>>16765672
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>>16765662
>meme car
>the fastest in the world
pick one and only one
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>>16766249
That would be the Veyron
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>>16766955
>not even in the top 100 for Nürburgring
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>>16765662
it's not many
it is just mjet (diesel punto guy) with maybe one or two other italicucks
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>>16764831
>wrong
nice argument, fiat shill
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>>16768338
The argument is the figure below "wrong"
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>>16769045
>it won't be long until BMW presents a Giulia knockoff as the new 3 series though
even a ''better'' argument than ''wrong'', lel
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>>16769059
>bmw fags in denial
that's not a figure, moron
the figure is 7:32
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>>16764814
>the only relevant fact for road use is 0-60. alfa wins.

no one who isn't an autistic neckbeard shutin gives a shit about track times of road cars.
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>>16769178
Alfista here. 0-60 is a horrible meme. The Tesla S has a better 0-60 than the Hellcat but only wins the quarter mile for one car's length.
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>>16769158
ok, here have some more figures then
>>16764814
>>16764841
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>>16769205
>for one car's length.
meant to say by one car's length
>>16769210
>spoon and egg races
the benchmark is Nürburgring. The M3 can't even compete so it hasn't been tested because BMW engineers know it would be a huge embarrassment.
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>>16769221
ayyyyyy
[laughs in alfista who doesn't dislike mercs]
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>>16769216
>don't count!!!
>muh manufacturer nurburgring times
If they are not set on the same day with the same driver it is irrelevant on a 20 kilometer track
Factory Nurburgring lap times should be taken with a grain of salt anyway, don't pretend you dont know that
These lap times do matter because they are actually set on the same day by the same driver (most of them)
>>16764814
>>16764841
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>>16760968
>Australien Motoren Werke
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>>16769230
another same day test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GItYpRzzYhE
the Giulia is below the 365 hp M2 (lap times at 3:28)
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>>16769230
They're world records, and the driver doesn't matter much unless he's not up to par. The driver who set the record isn't even some amazing race driver. Look at his record: https://www.driverdb.com/drivers/fabio-francia/

BMW could put fucking Mika Hakkinen behind the M3's wheel and the Giulia would still be faster
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>>16769259
Driver does not matter as much as the car set up for the record does.
For turbocharged cars, a manufacturer could easily up the boost or tweak the ECU for the lap.
Tires also make a huge difference.
A manufacturer can freely tune a car for the Nürburgring and there is no rule that says that they must sell the car in that state of tune to the public afterward.
If the Giulia was really that fast (according to the Nurburgring lap), why does it set so similar lap times than the competition on every other track?
Should it not be wiping the floor with the M3/C63/ATS V?
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>>16769285
>german owned press

or

>M3 competition package and $4 million dollars of optional
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>>16769285
Are you admitting that BMW is utterly incapable of tuning an M3 properly so that's why they don't even test it?
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>>16769285
>race the Giulia in dynamic mode
>gee, I wonder why the BMW won
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>>16769285
>the Giulia only won when instead of a crooked phony "journalist" there was an Italian man behind the wheel
Yeah, must be about "tuning". How much do you BMW shills get paid anyways? I'd join you in a heartbeat if I could get paid to advertise BMW on a cantonese card shuffling board and shit on every other car that shows signs of superiority.
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>>16760968
lmao, bmw-cucks on suicide watch


all bmw looks like dog shit and soccer mom style
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>>16769334
BMW tuned the 2 door M3 (M4) for the Nurburgring and set a 7:27 lap time which is 5 seconds ahead of the Giulia.
>>16769371
suure.
>>16769399
I am posting in a thread posted by FCA internet campaign operatives in the first place.
I'll ask again - if the Giulia is supposedly THAT fast, how come it can't beat the competition on every other track?
And don't give me the ''biased german reviewers'' bullshit, I am talking about American, British, Australian reviews.
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>>16769428
The BMW in the OP is shopped though, the actual M3 looks shittier >>16761383
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>>16760968
Now it's a Chevy SS
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>>16769446
ya, the OP photo looks much better than the (((actual))) bmw m3
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>>16769430
>the 2 door M3 (M4)
But that's wrong
It was a M4 GTS that has unique features no M3 gets, including water injection. Again how much does BMW pay?
>FCA internet campaign operatives
I guess sincere fans like us are "internet campaign operatives" kek
>American, British, Australian reviews
Follow the money. This is just like Gamergate. Even in Italy the press is owned by the Germans. Ever heard how Ducatis sucked according to the press and then VW bought them and they were suddenly the best bikes in the world? Germany is a den of corruption.
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>>16769458
BMW manages to make their cars look constipated with those stupid bumpers that attempt to be aggresive lol
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>>16769457
Took me pretty long to get the joke, such a slow burn. Kekking heartily now
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>>16769459
Alfa beat the M3 on Motor Trends review, and only by 0.4 seconds.
Judging by the Nurburgring lap it should've been at least 5-10 seconds faster.
The alfa is also slower on every other review.
The Giulia is a great new competitor but it's far from the "best 4 door ever" italishills are claiming it to be.
The M4 is literally a rebranded M3 coupe.
The water injection is mostly just a tech demo for the GTS, the standard engine can be tuned to way higher than the 500 hp the M4 GTS has
Also talking about corruption and cheating you should know that the Italians have a history of cheating lap times, look up the new Huracan nurburgring lap or Ferrari not giving the production cars to reviewers to set lap times.
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>>16769512
>Huracan
that's VW
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>>16769512
>The M4 is literally the M3 coupe replacement
FTFY
and the M4 GTS not only has the water injection system (which is important on a long track like Nürburgring BTW) but it also has other upgrades
>The Giulia is a great new competitor but it's far from the "best 4 door ever" italishills are claiming it to be.
It's the best 4 door ever so far. It's the 450 SEL 6.9 of our time.
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>>16769535
I enjoy VW ribbing as much as the next red-blooded white male, but the fucking door came off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Df9HsixvBs
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>>16769564
>best
may be best for alfistas but there are several reasons why not to choose the Giulia over the C63/M3
>autotragic
>V6
>too heavy (okay the C63 is also heavy)
>interior poorly put together
>questionable design
most importantly:
>FCA reliability
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>>16769656
The M3 is also heavier dipshit
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>>16769621
>small overlap
>the car is now 10 years old (6 in 2013)

Here's your answer
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>>16769656
>autotragic

MOM LOOK AT ME I'M USING A WORD I READ ON INTERNET

Literally you autists are the only complaining about the automatic gearbox when it has been proven to be faster and also nicer to operate from the manual Getrag unit.

Stop pretending to be special
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>Alfa finally makes a fantastic car to drive
>It looks absolutely hideous
What is this bizarro Italy? I'd be 100% for the Giulia if it didn't look like a Mazda 6 with acid thrown in its face.
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>>16769753
We know that it's (((you))), just don't try to troll us softly.

Also only an uncultured American would compare the looks to a Mazda fucking 6.

>I never saw an Alfa Romeo in my country but I can judge
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>>16769753
But it doesn't look hideous at all, it's beautiful.
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>>16769773
it looks like a pissed off mosquito
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>>16769778
My mother keeps saying it looks like a snake.
I think both of you are wrong.
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>>16769788

It looks like an angry owl so your mother is wrong and you're underage b&

>the owl has got a trilobe just like every Alfa Romeo
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>>16769788
why are you showing your mother pictures of cars
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>>16769797
Instead of the dick
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>>16769810
you're sick
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>>16760957
why are you hating this car?
I purchased my M4 coupé April 2016 and picking it up in august was one of my happiest moments the past years
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>>16769796
>It looks like an angry owl
that one is actually closer
>your mother is wrong
like I said
>you're underage b&
If being 25 makes me underage then I guess being 6'1" makes me a manlet too.
>>16769797
We all love cars in my family. Even my dad who used to not care about them now does because I talked him into buying a D segment car to replace his B segment. Cars are one of the things we talk about when we see each other.
>>16769810
kek
>>16769816
pic related
lurk moar, people often say that kind of thing to shock
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>>16769819
>hating
We don't hate the M3. We love it. But we don't love it because we like it, we love it because we don't like it. We do not love this ruin, this decadence of our physical M3 now. We love the eternal and unshakable metaphysics of the M3.
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>>16769833
Oh cool an Audi Quattro. Always loved it.
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>>16769845
kys faggot
I might be an alfista but to call the E30 a VW with leather should be grounds for summary execution.
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>>16769864
>>
>/o arguing about two cars they will never drive
every time
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>>16769976
Okay, I like the Ur-Quattro. That said, don't you ever call the E30 or E34 an Audi ever again.
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>>16770182
ur quattro is literally the only truly good car to ever be produced with 4 rings on the grille
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>>16770247
Agreed. Still doesn't excuse calling one the best BMWs ever an Audi
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>>16769763
You're right, the Mazda is so much better looking that it isn't a comparison at all.
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>>16765482
No they did not ragequit.
You itashills are the problem.
>muh better laptimes
>muh alfa that is finally good after 10 years
>Muh the new giulia is totally not a bmw clone to compete in the same market
The problem is you guys really need to stop shilling.
I am happy too that alfa finaly build something awesome, but making it look like it is the best thing sice cute bread is ridiculous.
So please dear Afla fans just be happy with this beauifull car and stop shilling.
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>>16770880
>muh better laptimes
It's true though
>muh alfa that is finally good after 10 years
More like 27 years
>Muh the new giulia is totally not a bmw clone to compete in the same market
But it's far from being a BMW clone
>The problem is you guys really need to stop shilling.
We don't shill, it would be shilling if we were telling lies.
>I am happy too that alfa finaly build something awesome, but making it look like it is the best thing sice cute bread is ridiculous.
But it's the best sedan in the history of mankind
>So please dear Afla fans just be happy with this beauifull car and stop shilling.
Not until everyone on /o/ praises our lady Giulia
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>>16770880
>n-no they didn't ragequit
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>>16765280
>BMW needs to BTFO Alfa Romeo for good, for once and for all
Aww, babby who worships a badge is upset his favorite company isnt as fantastic as you thought? Poor babby
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>>16765280
>>16771192
Fresh OC
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>>16771396
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>>16771468
Fixed a typo I had
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>>16771155
saved
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>>16771396
Top fuckin kek
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>>16765572
Jeez that actually looks... decent.
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>>16769730
They cheaped out by making it with an autotragic tranny
Alfa could have used a proper DCT transmission if they weren't such cheap shits
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>>16765280
>>16771192
>>16771396
>>16771480
Hell I left /new/ and the red board in those. Final version.
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>>16772104
DCTs suck, automated manual is where it's at. Anything less is for cucks. If you want the absolute best you can always ask the italoargentinian master race to make it.
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>>16770929
>best sedan in history
>most unreliable and fragile sedan in history of mankind*
FTFY
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>>16772210
>i base my opinions on fake news
sad
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>>16773188
t. drumpfkin
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>pros:
>more safety
>more space
>better looking

>cons
>nil
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>>16774305
>better looking
I'm not gonna say I loved the M3 as it was but that thing... shiggy diggy
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>>16770688
>a Mazda 6 with acid thrown in its face.

Perfect.
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>>16774331
Childhood is idolizing slim proportions, adulthood is realizing bigger makes more sense.
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>>16774379
>he fell for the thicc meme
having curves is good, being obese isn't
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>>16771396
o im laffin
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>>16773188
so do all italishit fanboys
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>>16772110
this is great
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>>16772110
Since the Arrival of the Giulia the banter here on /o/ has improved substantially.

Well done exquisite taste Italians
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>>16766955
Veyron slow af compared to Agera R
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