>he bought a grand tourer >never goes on grand tours

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>Bought a sports car
>Doesn't play sports

>Bought an automatic
>Isn't a cripple.

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Bought a pickup

Doesn't pick anything up

>>16756790
but they are
>mentally

>bought a ford focus
>doesn't actually help me study

>>16756832
every americunt ever

>i need my 8 foot pick up to put my groceries in

oh wait thats probably right though, they're all fat fucks i guess so they probably need a bed that big to put all that ham and cheese in.

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>he bought an escalade
>is actually a white guy

>>16756842
>(You)

>>16756849
Found the triggered 400lb American

>>16756850
Found the assmad virgin nu male cuck

>>16756854
Fucking kek

You are platinum mad

>>16756842
>i need my 8 foot pick up to put my groceries in

You don't get the American way of life.

They do that just because they can

>>16756856
Someone's triggered B^)

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>>16756857

>bought Honda Accord
>sounds like shit

>>16756838
>drives a ford taurus
>wasn't born between april 21 - may 21

>>16756976
>drive a Fiesta
>still not invited to any party

>buys a WRX
>doesn't vape

>>16756994
>drive Twingo
>still don't know how to twist, swing or tango

>buys grand Cherokee
>isn't high up in the Cherokee tribe, or part of the Cherokee tribe, or even Native American.

Sam Hyde is bae.

>buys Mustang
>can't ride

>buys Civic
>is actually an anarchist

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>>16757137
>Buys a GTR
>Can't drive it
>Lets teenage friend drive it
>Car is totalled.

Couldn't have happened to a bigger faggot.

>>16757155
He didn't let anyone drive it, because it's not his GTR that was in the accident. He was getting his GTR wrapped (lmao) when he got into the accident.

>>16757155
I don't think you get the point of this thread

>>16757155
Unfortunatly the car that was trashed was an S14.

>>16756843
well, how else are nigs going to afford them? successful white people buy them, then the value depreciates low enough for a nog to fiance one once the owner get rid of it.

>Buys a Charger
>Drives an electric

>buys a leaf
>isn't Canadian

He bought a RAM
Doesnt get to ram anyone or anything

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>he bought a sedan
>must be an american

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>Buys an Accord
>Isn't in agreement with everyone.

>>16756958
>bought a sonata
>sounds worse than an accord

>bought an explorer
>Always stays on main roads

>bought a Cherokee
>white as fuck

>bought a matrix
>takes blue pills

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>spends 10 grand lifting his truck 6 gorillion feet off the ground and making it an off-road beast
>comes to a complete stop when going over a speed bump

>>16757370
kek'd

>he bought a Starlet
>isn't a female actress

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>bought a Miata
>Is straight

>bought a Town Car
>only drives it in the country

>>16757354
He rams into your MOM buddy

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>drives a crown vic
>actually republican

>drives a LeBaron
>is a pleb

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>Drives a Volvo estate
>Single, office job, lives in a third-floor flat

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>bought a corvette
>doesnt know how to steer a ship

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>He drives a BMW
>He uses turn signals
>He gives way to other motorists
>He doesn't drive like a complete cunt

>>16758522
>the GPS says left and right instead of larboard and starboard

>>16758512
I have to transport a bicycle regularly and I'm not going to thread it into a sedan every single fucking time.

>>16758529
>>16758512
You are doing it wrong, guys. Sorry to break it to you.

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>drives a Monte Carlo
>loses his weekly paycheck gambling in Atlantic City

>>16757137
devilish on teh sly

>>16758536
>larboard
that made it funnier.
Your phone is better at shit posting than many others here.
psst... That (you) goes on your phones score board,not yours.

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>>16756780
>Wants Dodge RAM
>Doesn't buy Dodge brand RAM
>Downloads generic RAM instead

>>16758577
I swear I'm not a phoneposter. Just a non native speaker. I looked up the translation for [left on a boat in my language] on google translate and multiple dictionary sites and every single one suggested larboard. Only now I looked it up further
>Formerly, larboard was used instead of port. This is from Middle-English ladebord and the term lade is related to the modern load
Thanks a lot for giving me an outdated word

>drive a Polestar
>not a Polish celebrity

>>16757628
Fuck you beat me to it. Honestly didn't expect that.

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>test driving the new skoda kodiaq
>testing it in new mexico

>buys a Fiat Cinquecento
>It didn't cost 5 cents

>bought a convertible
>never takes the top down

I'm guilty

i should ask you to leave because your bitch of a wife just bled on my fucking $1000 carpet

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>>16756785
holy fuck lol

>>16757436
not if its that nice lambda v6

>bought Oldsmobile Toronado
>breaks wind

>>16759100

>Bought an Oldsmobile
>New

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>bought a luxury car
>is actually poor

>>16759106
>>16759046
>>16758546
>>16758529
>>16758512
>>16758492
>>16757835
>>16757155
>>16756958
>>16756843
>>16756790
fucking kill yourselves, you don't know how the joke works AT ALL.

>>16759130
basically everyone is doing whatever they feel like by now, only autismals get triggered

>>16759138
it's not the point of the thread

t. OP

>>16759143
should've thought about the possibility of this happening before you posted the thread

>>16757503
These people are the worst

Worse still is the fact that they're petrified to have a drop of mud on it

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>>16759143
>>16759130

The autism is strong in this one

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>>16757493
The blue pill is for staying in the Matrix, dummy.

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>>16759103

Can't believe I passed up on that jape.
GG anon.

>>16759103
You can't buy new Oldsmobiles anyway.

>>16757308

nope, drug money

>>16758536
>larboard

Why haven't you died yet?

>>16757370
Techinically, you would've made an agreement to buy the car in the first place. As well as another agreement to get it titled, another to get it registered, and one more to get it insured.

>>16756976
>Ford Taurus
>is actually Cancer

>>16758605
>downloads RAM
I haven't seen that in sooooo looong.

And it still isn't funny.

>>16759208
When taking the red pill turns it into a Vibe, I think I'll stick with the blue pills.

>>16759130
>thinks he has a sense of humor
>is dane cook

>drives a Regera
>uses it to pick up transvestite hookers

>drives a dodge swinger
>is a kissless virgin

>rear-ended by ford probe
>has ass cancer

>Drives a Cavalier
>...sensibly

>be American
>Dodge Caliber
>get shot

>bought a countryman
>she leaves in the city

>bought a superbird
>can't fly

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>Buys a civic
>Isn't civic minded

>bought a Nissan March

>in May

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>bought a ford escort
>didn't buy it off backpages

>buys a crossover
>never goes back

>>16759527
>bought an Escort
>won't take you anywhere

>bought a Rogue
>has personality EFSJ

>bought a Solstice
>on 3/20/15

>bought a new Equinox
>on 12/21/16

>bought a Viper
>is Indiana Jones

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>>16758618
No problem with phone posting.
Starboard (right) and port (left)
Nobody needs to know that.
Port has four letters,left has four letters. That's how I learned.
t. a guy that was a boat twice, and just wanted to get off, because the only boat I can afford to be on is small and boring.
Pic related,i live by a lake and these things keep running ashore and make muscle man poses at my lady. I hate the sea. I tried to burn down the sea, but it is difficult and I am too tired due to extended wrestling matches with pick related. They breed way to fast, as soon as I get a three count,I have a rematch with its son. Don't move to Florida.

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>>16759130
>Thinks his post has any value
>Can't handle dubs

>>16759637
>>bought a Viper
>>is Indiana Jones

game over
you win

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>drive my Bel Air
>create horrible air conditions

>bought an Audi
>won't listen

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>>16759778

>bought a bel air
>not a fresh prince

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>he bought an upgraded exhaust system
>the engine still makes the same amount of exhaust

>>16756842
>gets a car with more than one seat.
>has no friends

>bought Caravan
>never drives in a group

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>buys a Challenger
>never asks anyone to race

>buys a telsa
>could give less of a shit about saving the environment

>>16756780
T. Top gear

>he buys a dodge viper
>doesn't use it to evade venomous snakes

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>bought a golf
>doesn't golf

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>buys an Odyssey
>Doesn't go on an adveture

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>>16756785

>>16759802
That is disgusting.

>>16756780
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO21RcSx8Eo

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>>16759325
>thinks he's dane cook
>he's neither a dane nor a cook

>>16759130
Fuck you nigger, the Accord thing was obviously a pun. End yourself.

>drive Mini Cooper
>is not petite and doesn't make barrels

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>buys a Quest
>doesnt travel the realm with their party

>>16759802
i need to know what that sounds like if it runs at all

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>buy a legacy
>leave nothing behind when you die

>bought a corolla
>prefer yuengling

>>16756780
bought a micra
>where dem micradots at brah, let's trip balls

>bought a smart car
>definitely not smart

>Buys a Pontiac
> Is rich, young, white and knows its no Cadillac

>>16756843
You've never been to Moscow, have you?
Literally no nigs and more escalades than I had seen in my entire life combined

>Buys Lancer Evolution
>Can't even ride a horse
>Prefers the theory of Young Earth creationism

> buys a foxbody
> he wears synthetic faux furs only

>buys nissan cube
>flunks pre calculus

>buys an STi
>always wears a jimmy hat when banging hoooooooahs

>>16763037
Clever I give you that.
The second one had me thinking.
Would be better if typed "can't joust" imo

>>16756842
I agree, bring back small trucks for people who want everyday truck drivers. Its not safe to have these big lifted monstrosities tearing up the road.

>>16756842
>want a light truck
>"here, -1 star safety ratings and rust, what more could you want, IT HAS A V8 YO"
>fuck it
>buy wagon

>>16759875
Guilty

>buys a Toyota Hilux
>eats rice and beans every meal

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>drives a Swift
>56hp

>>16762760
kok

>>16762333
>buys a quest
>doesnt have a big iron on his hip

>>16762366
It probably only comes out through one pipe, so pretty normal

>>16756780
>bought a type r
>doesnt type the letter 'r'

>drives a Hummer
>sings loudly in the shower

>buys a Subaru Outback
>isn't a lesbian

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>he bought a Vista Cruiser
>he doesn't cruise the vistas

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>Buys himself a Ferrari LaFerrari
>Is french so calls it LeFerrari instead

>Loves the mustang
>Isn't Mr. Hands

>>16760450
My fucking life :,(

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>>16759365
Now this is shitposting

>>16759130
At least two of those do know how the joke works, though.

Monte Carlo and Atlantic City are both known for gambling, and "crown" is often used to refer to a monarchy (for example, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crown), while republican, in addition to the American political party, can also refer to someone supporting a republican form of government, usually as opposed to a monarchy.

>>16759130
Why am I the only one that seems to get the Volvo Estate one

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>buys a dodge journey
>doesn't go on a journey

>buys a mustang
>doesn't ang with it

>>16763315
This, which is why I am waiting for the Ranger.

>actually human
>buys a beetle

>>16756842
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>he bought a lancer
>Doesn't charge other cars head on and try to break their mirrors
Smdh

>>16764496
>buys a Ranger
>doesn't have a big iron on his hip

>he bought a toyota
>collects star trek merchandise

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>Buys a Toyota 86
>Doesn't Drift up and down japanese mountains delivering tofu

>>16756785
>be pro athlete
>opt for a wraith rather than sports car

>>16757285
this fucking damage control

>drives a forester
>knows nothing abou lumber

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>>16759359
>drives a Ford Probe
>not an alien

fucking flesh niggers get off my board

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>Drives an Adam.
>Is named Ben.

>>16762997
Russian is like black born wrong color