>"my boyfriend is a car guy..."

>2 glasses later
>*takes phone*
>honey, could you pick me up?

Jokes on you OP, I've never had a girlfriend

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>>16747494
>"my girlfriend is an alcoholic whore..."

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>>16747569
This.

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>"my boyfriend is a car..."

Good thing I'm dating a man.

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People think I'm a "car guy". I'm the furthest thing from a car guy. I'm a fan of products designed to last, and more importantly are actually compelling enough that people will want to take care of them forever.

>have a slight interest cars
>people think I know everything about them and need to be a mechanic

fuck off I dont even like working on cars or driving stop telling people Im a car guy

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>>16747666
satan is a faggot

>>16747671
Gr8 b8
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQigwI2gthZ/?taken-by=easyontheextras

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>>16747494
>"my life is a meme...."

>>16747632
edd would never use foul language

>>16747694
Well of course not. It was just the first "guy working on car" pic I had. And I'm sure Edd's gf is lovely.

>>16747699
>And I'm sure Edd's gf is

Choose your next words very carefully,mate
>lovely

Wise choice,anon

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>>16747692
>rovers and porsches
>designed to last
>faggot shoes

>>16747692
thats me

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>>16747849
if you do all the preventative maintenance (he seems like he can afford it as well) then yeah theyll last as long as any other cars on the road.

>>16747632
Daddy

>>16747660
what is this from? also holy kek

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>>16748187
>he never watched Turbo Teen

Knight Rider is better for your Pontiac fix tho