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Long story short, I was driving and had to take a shit so I tried hanging my ass out the window while keeping my foot on the wheel and accidentally jerked the wheel with my foot and went in the ditch. So long as my insurance doesn't find out about that I should be ok right? I managed to get the shit out of the seat where it got in after crashing. So I can just say I was dodging a kangaroo or something and they won't question it, right?
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>>16742985
im sorry, what?
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>>16742985

That wasn't the short of it. The short of it is that you're retarded.
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>>16742985
>Kangaroo

Are shit-bys common in Australia

Also kek
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>>16743052
I'm not Australian I live in US
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>>16743057
Are shit-bys common in your neighborhood?
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please be real
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post pics
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>>16742985
Fucking Aussies
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No, youre supposed to hit the kangaroo in a situation like that
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>>16743057
Where the hell are roo's living in the US
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>>16743274
They are natural to the US aren't they?

>>16743081
No I just had to go
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>Be australian
>POO ON ROO
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>>16743301
You out could've just stopped and went behind a tree I've never seen a person take a shit more complex
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>>16742985
>had to take a shit
>I tried hanging my ass out the window while keeping my foot on the wheel

Genius method. You should have stopped the car, gone off the shoulder as much as practical, and then hid behind it while pooping.
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>>16743472
>>16743332
I thought it would save on my drive time ok?
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>>16743483
>Save drive time

You should've just shat on your upholstery
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzyZCJhQqJU


here is OP in action
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AY YO HOL UP

http://dudecomedy.com/huge-poop-window-high-speeds-graphic/
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>>16743596
>>16743589
This is exactly what I did except I was driving
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>>16742985
I don't care if this is bait, but you don't have to report it, repair it yourself. Either way if you keep having reports whether your fault or not your rates will most likely go up in the future
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>>16743247
Only if you really hate your car.
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>>16742985
What's the long story?
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>>16743052
>shit-bys
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>>16744987
Since street shitting isn't legal like in his home country, he's trying to improve his "shit and shoot" times so the cops don't catch him with his pants down.
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