OFFICIAL FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD

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>>16724154
Fuck this pussy shit.

Who is down for some cars against humanity?

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>want to go to car meet near my house that's held every Friday night
>My 400hp V8 doesn't fit in with the Civics and automatic WRXs

Got out of work 4 hours early because it was so slow. Started my bike up and took it for a quick ride for the first time since early fall. Just ate dinner, now I'm going to either play GT6 or BF1, then re-watch episode 7 of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid before bed.

>>16724169
Damn man! That's a work of art! How are you still alive my dude?

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>>16724169
>work as a maintenance technician for large property management company
>basically a nicely paid handyman
>occasionally get called out for clogged toilets
YOURE AN ADULT BUY A PLUNGER
>sounds like an old lady
>"ill be nice and go help her, maybe her old lady arms too are too riddled with the arthrittus. Probs just put too much TP in there anyway"
>get to her place
>a literal 5 pound turd is blocking the gateway
>never sure what to do here, order a double tray of grandmas cookies
>start stabbing the turd with my "work plunger"
>cut it in 3 pieces and flush one down at a time using the plunger to hold the other pieces
>shit is rubbed against the entire toilet bowl
>problem solved m'am
>leave plunger behind
>write in 3 hours of overtime on my matrix for a 20 minute poop job

Ive had tons of cases like this, not just old ladies, but college cuties too. Not sure what it is but christ almighty, save yourself the shame and learn to plunge.

>>16724361
>cut it in 3 pieces
w-what did you cut it with?

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>>16724154
Wrecked my car today. But it's okay because I never liked it and now I can buy something I actually like. Win win situation.

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>>16724154

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

Tired, doing laundry, no friends locally.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros

No meets or bros

>gf

Implying gf

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?

Replace engine mounts in my friends gf's mazda 3

>your car > whores

always

>post waifu

>>16724444
NICE QUADS

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>>16724154
>why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
I'm not. I'm stuck at work. Just finished a 200 mile round trip. 100 mile tow 100 miles back to where I came from.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Impling I have friends or a gf.
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Ruin my bike and car with more stickers. Then ride the bike because it has been crazy warm for February.
>your car > whores
Bike>all
>post waifu
Meh

>>16724351
I feel light on my toes.

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>>16724361
It stood up like a totem pole when I flushed. Waiting for someone else to see it

>>16724418
wow i didnt realize that i made it implicated i was poking it with my benis.
My work plunger is just plungers left behind when people move out or get evicted.
Evicting people is hilarious btw, and i score tons of neat shit while i get to throw their crap into the parking lot. I rarely feel bad about it because they almost always have $50k worth of useless shit but cant pay $700 rent.

>>16724465
I want a timestamp now, thought you were bullshitting

weeaboos pls go

>>16724163
me

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

Because the only meets around by me involve Limited Edition Corsa's filled with underage girls who get fingerblasted for a free McDonalds....

>>16724361
Why do girls always try to flush tampons and other girl shit down the toilet instead of just throwing it in the trash

>>16724231
e39m5 bro?

It's cold and wet outside

All my friends don't have cool enough cars to do sik skidz or are working late

anyone in KC area wanna get hektik?

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Planned on looking at this tahoe
https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/6017657770.html
>Text seller on lunch break
>Get vague answers about brakes
>"not smogged selling as is"
>ask if there's something wrong that would prevent it from passing smog
>no probably not I guess it would pass
>okay I'll come look at it, what time works for you?
>blah blah o' clock, btw it's a salvage title from years ago

So my weekend's off to a great start. Oddly after I told them nevermind, they moved the ad from Inland Empire to Orange County.

>>16724826
y do u want an old tahoe?

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>>16724684
Thats not me desu

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>>16724862
fammmm

>>16724154
Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?

Might be going out if something develops, otherwise just going out for a drive and to take photos.

Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?

I don't think my automatic Camry fits in with all the ricemobiles around here.

What are your car related plans for the weekend?

Got new tires put on today, might wash my car Sunday if I get bored enough.

>>16724872
ugh holy fail

>>16724858
cheap PoS to take camping and hooning in the desert

test

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>>16724154
Here as always!
>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Because I'm here every Friday.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
It's actually really nice out tonight, but I'm exhausted and will likely fall asleep soon. Should probably go eat dinner too.
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Not sure yet sadly.
>your car > whores
Agreed.
>post waifu
Posting whatever I feel like, as usual.

>>16724875
ah gotcha, that sounds cool
>tfw dont live in a house and dont have space to buy cheap cars to do cool shit with

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>>16724154
>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Waiting until it's time to leave.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
About to attend >>16717920

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
None at the moment.

>your car > whores
For sure

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>>16724154
>alone at home
At home alone because car is stuck behind someone else's on the driveway and I'm too lazy to tell him to move

>not at a meet
Beating my meat > street meets

>plans
Gotta pull pull the front of my car off and replace the wiring for the lights as it somehow managed to short itself and

>Waifu
Pic related I guess

>>16724498
Hey man, ex janitor at a major retail store. Fucking believe it, I've seen (literal) shit you would never believe. The human body is capable of some truly amazing things.

>>16724652
see>>16724931

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>>16724154
>Meet I could have gone to tonight and tomorrow
>cars are both in shit shape
>parts still stuck in michiagn
>antisocial anyway
>just gonna stay home and drink

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>>16724154
>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
Bike has no fuel and I'm going to clean it tomorrow morning

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
implying implications

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Clean and readjust mirrors because bunny ears a shit. Maybe call up mechanic for service quote

>your car > whores
I told a grill once that I wouldn't give her a ride because riding with a pillion is less fun.

>post waifu

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>>16725261
American car wash? :^)

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Lads I'm 25 and I don't have anyone to teach me to drive. I already signed up for a school but they're overpriced and they give way too little driving time, for a slow learner like me. I don't want to have to pay these people a lot more for extra lessons, so I want to practice on my own in a parking lot.

Any "drills" I can do in a parking lot? I don't want to fuck my car up in the street. Please no bully

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Just sitting at work, thinking about how i Only have 18 more months of paying off this automatic corolla until i can trade it in for something more fun. Fug my life.

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>>16724154
>home alone
Checkmate, I'm at home with my grandmother
>not at meets with your bros
Because my local Subaru club is shit and my Tacoma club met yesterday
>plans for the weekend
Taking my truck to the desert to pick up a mattress and not go off-road ;-;
>car>whores
Cars are all I have anyways
>waifu
Succy

>>16725561
Damn I forgot I needed to catch up on demi-chan

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>tfw

>>16725570
imo it's the cutest show this season

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>>16725689
>knowing that feel more than anyone else you know

i dont think love could save me now.

>>16724154

>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
snowed all day today and the roads are ass, that aside I have nothing better to do

Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
no br/o/s and gfs are a meme

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Mainly ordering parts. Some cunt rear-ended me on Tuesday and trashed my rear bumper and cat-back exhaust. Body shop's ordering the bumper and related hardware, car goes in on Wednesday for them to start on it. Insurance paid to fix all of it so I'm doing the exhaust myself and I gotta get that ordered. Also going to pick up a few other parts for my car too while I'm at it

your car > whores
that's true, my dude

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Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
It's saturday night but nothing to do and broke

Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
no bros or gf and I don't know of any meets

What are your car related plans for the weekend?
wash one, try to forget the other one exists and I have to use it this coming week

your car > whores
yeah def

>>16724154
just got back from a meet. literally just a bunch of morans standing around, smoking cigarettes and benchracing. there was one guy that smelled like he had shit his pants. another was showing off a gun he just bought.

this is why I stay home on Friday nights.

>go out to IRL meet
>bunch of stancefaggots and autists standing around awkwardly near their late model manual turbo shitboxes
>talk to none of them
>make no friends
>go home pissed

>stay at home watching anime and fantasizing about waifu
>no actual contact with other person
>end up bitter, cold, and alone from never actually interacting with people

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>>16724154
>it was dark and I needed to get up early today.

>see next.

>I looked at jet fighters. [pic related] it's a jet fighter.

>car

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>>16724154
>Why are you sat at home alone on a friday night?
At work like always.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
Because work. Otherwise I'd go to that mini-meet.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Sell back motorcycle on Monday. Other than that, none.

>post waifu
k

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Got diarrhea :(
It's winter and no meets, maybe small ones
Nothing, when you got the shits
Drove a Smartcar with rodknock that showed up at the shop, wasn't fun but was hilarious.

Picked this shit up because Martini and I like the bottle, pretty sweet

>>16725390
I'm unfamiliar with this meme

My washing machine is broken, at least I that's something to wrench on...

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>why are you sat at home alone on a Friday night?
Because my friends are online

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf
Gf lives an hour and a half north, meets here are populated by "muh domestics" and I own an Acura

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Pressure wash people's lanais and houses and shit to swap my B18B1 for a B18C because >tfw unemployed

>Your car > whores
Exactly

>Post waifu
Snek is best

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>Why are you sat at home alone on a SATURDAY night?
I washed my car earlier because we had a rare decent day here.

>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
No meets this time of year.

>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
I washed/waxed my car, just in time for a heavy fucking rain storm. Wax and Rainex did their duty, My car looks so sexy with a layer of beaded water.

your car > whores

post waifu

>>16724154
It's saturday night you fucking idiot