I fucked up, /o/. I fucked up real bad.
>>16715090
Out with it.
>>16715104
alright
>be me
>be driving home from work
>waiting in left turn lane, its important to note that there is only one left turn lane
>signal goes green
>start moving
>fuckhead in scion turns from center lane and cuts me off, missing front bumper by about 6 inches
>my infant son is in the car
>my infant son was endangered by this prick
>rage ensues
>honk at scion
>scion guy rolls down window and flips me off
>beyond furious at this point
>gun engine
>pull up next to him
>move towards him so he moves away
>hes being pushed off the road
>he tries to speed up
>i speed up with him
>he tries to swerve away
>goes off the side of the road and into a thicket
>he goes straight into a big oak tree at ~90mph
I think I fucking killed someone today.
>>16715112
>>16715112
>>16715112
>>16715112
>>16715112
Don't engage with idiots like that, pulling up next to them. If someone does something retarded, just fall back in traffic or turn off your route and go a different way. Nothing good ever happens getting in a road rage situation.
>>16715112
>THIS GUY ENDANGERED MY SON!
>IM GOING TO SHOW HIM HOW ANGRY I AM ABOUT THAT BY CONTINUING TO ENDANGER MY OWN SON.
Nice work you fucking retard.
>>16715112
This probably didn't happen, but if it did, they can't pin you for it unless someone got your plate.
Also, you're a fucking dumbass if you think you kept your shitty kid out of danger by running some guy off the road at 90mph.
>>16715125
I'm not normally like that, but my son was in the car. Just the thought that someone would endanger his wellbeing made me flip out
>>16715112
Nice
Does your kid know you killed something
>>16715131
Fuck no, he's three months old.
Reap what you sow nigga
>>16715135
wait till he's old enough to understand, like 6 or whatever
>>16715126
Nemo me impune lacessit
>>16715127
No one else was around
>>16715112
>scion
>>16715151
This
It's fine OP, scions are very safe nowadays there's nothing to worry about
>>16715112
i got a fucking fence post hurled at my car today and it sailed over the roof.
No proof so cops wont do anything or even come out.
Beat that!
why didn't you stop and steal his badges?
>not keeping the badges of your defeated opponents
>>16715770
I shall become mad max i have no need for badges
>>16715090
Go to the DMV and hand in your license. You don't deserve to be on the roads if that's how quickly you fly off the handle and act in a 2 ton hunk of metal.
Driving is a right not a privilege, and you are a danger.
>>16715090
He makes a wrong turn
and ya kill him
>>16715803
even memes cant cheer me up
not op btw but a drunk aussie
>killing a Scion owner and their car
Good job, op.
>>16715892
The day OP wasn't a faggot.
In all seriousness who cares? You aren't the one who died.
>>16715808
on a tursday brother?
we need to have a meet and touge if in brissy
>>16715112
>>16715112
He's going to have a front and rear dash cam. You didn't stop at the scene so you'll be done for that. You'll also be done for instigating road race (the cams won't see him flipping you off) and you'll be done for dangerous driving.
Have fun.
>>16715954
This.
Cross your fingers and hope he didnt have a dash cam OP, otherwise expect the boys in blue to come knocking at your door in a few days.
>>16715112
90 mph? really?
>>16715112
Jesus dude
>>16715112
>Scion
Nothing of value was lost
>>16715995
Including OP's impending loss of freedom lmfao
>>16715112
Ever read this anon?
ITT: only allowed to post if you have commited homicide in the last 48 hours.
Hey guys, hows it going
>>16716061
Does owning a VW diesel in an overpopulated city count lol
>>16716007
Also impending loss of anal virginiity
/o/- Auto
Home to benchracers, drug dealers, furries and murderers
>>16716061
reported to ATF
>>16716136
>tfw you are the least-worst on that list
Feels good
>>16715090
>>>16716272
Found a Victim OP.
>>16716081
anal virginity?
What kind of a sick person would want to penetrate an anus?
>>16716360
Homosexual sodomites
>>16716298
holy shit
>>16715112
Did you stop and drink his blood?
>>16715090
Did you set the woods on fire hunting squirrels again?
You're a drug dealer?
>>16716483
You're not?
>>16715112
Turn yourself in, OP. You are a murderer now.
>>16715112
Wait right there, OP. I'm turning you in.
>>16716156
Let me guess, drug dealer?
They're going to find you OP. You fucked up bad.
>>16717202
I don't regret running that fuckboi Scion fag off the road, I only regret that I may get caught.
>>16717297
That's not what you want to say to the judge
>>16717297
Reported this thread to the FBI.
>>16715112
I am sure this is completely fake but god I hope it's true. Really need to get more of these faggot shit drivers off the road and the only way to do it is...well....
>>16715112
Give my regards to Frosty when you see him.
>>16715090
>kill someone
>post about it on 4chan
god i hope you have a vpn, for your sake.
>>16717633
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>16717297
I reported this thread to your mum op, no more tendies for you!
>>16715129
He didn't know there was a kid in the car, you did. You're the opposite of justified.
>>16715112
>having kids
Yep you definitely fucked up.
>>16717819
>it was justified because I only endangered fully grown people with my shit driving
Literally (You): The Post
>>16715803
fucking kek
>>16715112
WALL TAKEDOWN
>>16715112
Seems to me like an asshole got what he had coming. He killed himself OP, leave it at that, it's not like you forced him to also speed, he could've just tapped the brakes and stay behind you instead of kissing a tree like that Equinox faggot.
One less dumbfuck off the roads.
>>16717956
>>16715112
And you didn't take a picture? or at least post the news story link tomorrow so we can all shit are pants that this was real. Otherwise, fake and gay.
>>16715112
This is why road rage is stupid and pointless. Hope you learned your lesson, fuckwit.
>>16715908
cant mate i have to go out of town for funeral to mourn someone
>>16715112
>>16715112
ahh yes. The brand of youth.
>>16715795
I think "privilege, not a right" is what you meant here, but if you meant what you said, I'm REALLY confused.
>>16716802
ITT: drug dealers meet dot com
>>16717569
Isn't he out of jail?
p minor but one time in middle school, I beat up a kid in the desert on the way home and left him there. I didnt PERMANENTLY harm him, just a knock out, but he never came to school again after that and he wasnt still in the desert the next day. never heard of him again.
but yeah OP that's pretty gnarly.
>>16715112
>>16715112
holy fuck dude
>>16715112
that went from 0 to 90 real fast
>>16721196
>>16721196
Oh, Carlos!
>>16721196
CARLOOOOOOS
>>16715090
>>16715112
Have fun in jail fag
>>16715112
>be driving home from work
>my infant son is in the car
You brought your son to work?
>>16715112
relax, and just own it. You never have to fear a knock at the door...because YOU are the one who knocks.
>>16721210
ohh noo this story confirmed fake. damn i thought its really happend.
>>16715755
This is your third post about fucking fenceposts. Gotta admire the dedication
>>16718202
Was it a scion driver?
>>16721216
Picked him up from daycare maybe.
>>16717956
LEL
>>16717691
must have forgotten this was /b/ with cars
>>16721196
More like 90 to zero, amirite
>>16715112
OP, I am VERY disappointed in you. Go to the corner now, young man. You're in time-out.
>>16715112
If this is true,
The police will likely looks for camera systems on nearby businesses and investigate it, I would turn myself in before they found out. But hire an attorney first
You'll likely won't end up being charged but trust me, The police will come looking for you.
>>16715090
>>16721817
OP there's a witness, you're fugged.
>>16721236
kek
http://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/local/2017/02/24/fhp-crash-alligator-alley-kills-one-injures-woman/98345588/
um guys....... OP might not be lying...
>>16722072
>mfw
>>16722072
OP says dude hit tree, not a VW
>>16722090
yeah i just read through the article after posting. Ignore this. I just saw "crash with a scion happened yesterday" and posted it as fast as I could
>>16722102
>>16722072
oh my fucking god I might've found something else though
http://www.theledger.com/news/20170210/winter-haven-woman-29-dies-in-lake-wales-crash
>>16722130
OP said the driver was a guy though.
>>16715129
If you were accelerating to 90 mph from any traffic light in this country in order to edge someone off the road, you did far more to endanger your son than a guy cutting you off with a turn did.
You need to learn to control your temper, asshole.
>>16718676
Yeah got out recently.
>>16715112
include me in screencap
>>16718676
will he start posting here again?
>>16715112
You and your child deserve death.
>>16722161
Too busy with AIDS treadment
>>16715112
lmao
>>16717569
Who is Frosty?
>>16715145
>No one else was around
You could have hit a damp patch of road
Someone could have pulled out from a side road
>>16716136
And I'm at least two of them!
Can you guess which ones? The answer may surprise you!
>>16724046
Furry murderer?
Not surprised at all
>>16715112
Stop right there,
buster.
>>16715112
Your odds of being caught are pretty slim if he serviced, unless the guy died then they will most likely they'll find out.
But you're going to have to watch you back because if he remembers your plate he might come around and turn you son into a fleshlight
>>16715112
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VAPENATION SCIONKEKS B T F O
YOU BETTER BE BEHIND 16 PROXIES OP
>>16715777
Your son and wife need to die for this to happen
>AN HE DUN CUT ME OFF IN FRONT OF MUUUH KID.
I didn't know /o/ was a safe haven for soccer moms.
Just kidding, but be a pal and off yourself OP. Your kid will thank you later.
>>16724105
*17
>>16715112
>Guy endangered my son
>Go on high speed chase endangering own son.
Who the fuck let you have kids?
Here's how you fucked up OP
1. You think you're somehow at fault when your cars didn't contact each other. He chose to drive at that speed and he lost control. You were nearby but if your car didn't physically push his off the road, no skin off your back. Grow a pair for even considering this could be your fault.
2. Once he crashed, you presumably kept going and didn't stop to finish him off. In your mind, you had just maimed or killed a man. So by your own logic you should have made sure the accident couldn't be linked back to you. Steal his dash cams, pick up a piece of his broken window and slit his throat so he'll never seek revenge, if he's still alive. But you didn't and now you've gotta wait in uncertainty for days or even weeks while the police might be trying to connect you to the accident.
>>16717177
furry
>>16724887
Saving this and this thread and sending it to the authorities where op lives.
>>16724921
Why that post? OP lost his chance to finish the guy so it's irrelevant.
>>16715112
>Scion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg
Doing God's work OP
Dear OP
Natural selection is at it's best.
Do not feel guilty.
Now have a good day.
>>16715090
I didn't die. I will be seeing you in court, Thomas.
>>16715112
>>16715112
>>16715112
Tell your son about it and have a laugh, OP. People die all the time.
>>16716072
>>16716084
>>16716132
>>16716149
>>16716171
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
news post pls?
>>16715112
>my infant son
Tyrone ain't gonna like it when he hears you claimed his kid as yours
>>16715112
classic /o/
>>16715129
Your faggot ass kid doesent mean shit.
When i see you cunts with your child on board stickers, i just feel like t boning you
>>16724889
Are you OPs son?
>>16715112
His fault really.
>>16718676
>>16722145
Knowing him, he's gonna be back soon.
>>16715112
manslaughter = 5 years
running from the scene = 2-3 years
endangering child = few months + maybe a restraining order
>>16724889
I bet those paws smell nice.
>>16715112
>Scion
>90mp/h
I have my doubts, can't deny it.
>another Scion driver hits a tree
It's normal nowadays.
http://www.visaliatimesdelta.com/story/news/2017/02/25/visalia-crash-leaves-one-man-dead/98404960/
HOLY SHIT
>>16724889
Being furry isn't so bad, being a gayhomo fag tho is another story.
[spoiler]Unless You're a girl, in which case[/spoiler][spoiler]L O U I S I A N A[/spoiler]
>>16715112
.killed some fgt who totally was asking for it
I love you OP, don't tell anyone else
>>16715112
this wasn't even funny op
fucking kill yourself
>>16715112
You realize all 4chan threads are archived right? Don't talk about shit you wouldn't yell out loud in a public area.
>>16737798
>worrying about things that didn't happen
>>16715090
>turtletron
So glad I don't drive
>>16736765
No Witnesses = 0 years
>>16715112
Add a tally to your car. It's the only logical step at this point.
>>16715112
If this is true OP, go and sell your car immediately, he doubtfully got your plates or remembers after a 90+ mph crash, just ensure that if he lives that he won't be able to recognize your car. Since he was driving the same way as you at the same time, he might drive that was frequently.
Get a haircut, grow a beard, wear sunglasses whenever you're driving whatever, but get a new car, just be sure he can't recognize you.
Also you're a fucking mad man desu