Why don't you have a vw beetle /o/ ?

that is a good looking porsche, i love em in broken yellow

>>16712711
Aye it has many a speed hole in it.

File: vw-beetle-09.jpg (15KB, 500x297px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 500x297px

old ones are kinda cool.

>then again these ones exist

>>16712691
because I ran out of money and time trying to keep mine on the road

>>16712691
>expensive because muh classic
>ugly
>slow
>old af so its impossible to find in good condition
>hitler designed it

Why do i want this car again

>>16712691
I do. It doesn't run, has no floorpans, and probably won't be attended to anytime soon, but I have one.

>>16712796
1934
Adolf Hitler: Guten morgen, herr Porsche. I am of needings car for mein volk.
Ferdinand Porsche: Yuo are wanting efficiency and style, ja? Where do yuo want engine?
Hitler: In back, where driving wheels are.

1996
Volkswagen CEO: Guten mogen, engineer. I am of needings shekels for mein offshore bank account.
Volkswagen Engineer: Yuo are of wanting emissions standards and nostalgic baby boomers, ja? Where do yuo want engine?
CEO: Just FF mein scheisse up.

i have a corvair.

File: 1455159843701.jpg (30KB, 400x458px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 400x458px

>tfw couldn't find a running baja bug under 1k
>tfw picked up an MR2 instead

Lowkey glad I dodged that bullet, drove my buddy's bug and it's fucking horrible.

File: eec56aad1eceec252eff0ec977af3442[1].jpg (208KB, 800x599px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 800x599px

because I want a baja bus instead

>>16713283
*rusting intensifies*
*rusts internally*
*swoosh* Nothin' but rust
In space everyone can hear you rust
They mostly rust at night, mostly
I'm tired of this motherfucking rust on this motherfucking VW

File: mid engined vw.jpg (45KB, 599x399px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 599x399px

dat gear shift linkage

>>16713136
Most Iconic shitbox ever

>>16713309

>tfw 2 Beetles, a Baja and a Kombi

Literally just mobile iron oxide factories.

>>16712691
Because they're pieces of shit. I'll take just about any other classic car over a beetle.

I got no space to put it, and if I could afford the space I could probably afford a classic that I'm more into.

>>16713283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arQbsCwlrLU

not even a bus with a 468 big block chevy

>>16714074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxR_iJIWFxQ

better video.

File: Volkswagen-Microbus-2014.jpg (162KB, 1280x782px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 1280x782px

>beetle has been selling ever since it came back
>VW teasing VW Bus for years
>know they dont have the balls to make it
>will never have a based modern Westphalia VW Bus.

Supposedly they are going to start production of a MicroBus in 2022 but I doubt it will. A new VW Bus is my only hipster dream.

I do, it's a fun little car. But as many stated it rusts like a mother motherfucker. Currently looking for a new body for mine, I got everything else new for the car can't wait to put it together.

File: JESUS IS MY CRUMPLE ZONE.png (1MB, 1059x747px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1059x747px

I do, kinda

Because this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK0LtlhEb60

>>16713263
O
V
E
R
S N A P
T
E
E
R
.

>>16714565
>slamming your car into things

learn to drive and this isn't an issue

Because I would rather spend my money on a dune buggy like >>16714558
did.

File: IMG_20160915_195034.jpg (532KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

532KB, 1280x1280px

I do though

File: 100_6727_JPG.jpg (751KB, 2304x1536px) Image search: [Google]

751KB, 2304x1536px

>>16712691
My uncle is working on his. I've only owned new beetles myself.

PS: This is just a test view after the chop. It was moved inside later.

File: Putin-Clapping.gif (2MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x281px

>>16713201

File: DIUSg7Y.jpg (2MB, 4096x2160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4096x2160px

>>16714149
That concept came out around 2003, I think. This is the most recent "new bus" as far as I know. It's electric, too.

File: landscape-1449663929-bulli.jpg (83KB, 980x490px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 980x490px

>>16716771
Another more recent Bus ("Bulli"), but not as recent as the one above

I do tho

>>16715544
Digging the hood. What's it off? Have other people put these hoods on their Beetles before?

>>16714074
>>16714084
Or there's that widened Bus on a Vanagon chassis with an engine and running gear from a wrecked 993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59j-a86YU9M

>>16716771
honestly i picked that picture because i though the surfboard on the van and the mountains in the back might have triggered someone.

>>16716794
hue

>>16713136
>expensive because muh classic
lel
Not by a huge margin.

>ugly
Have you ever seen a Twingo?

>slow
>americans and their straight line obsession

>old af so its impossible to find in good condition
Depends a lot actually.

>hitler designed it
Ferdinand Porsche designed it.

>>16716831
Ah. From the filename I thought that pic might've been presented as newer than it actually was.

It was a really cool concept though. I always loved how clean its interior was.

Anyone else have rusty doors? My driver side door is pretty much rusted through on the bottom.

File: 1487370233512.jpg (75KB, 750x732px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 750x732px

>>16713201

>>16716856
>>americans and their straight line obsession
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVF0_f6fdsA
yuros and their need to turn using American muscle cars.

File: 20170209_114357.jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

>>16713283
>tfw I know nothing about vw vans but dig the aesthetic

Because they're hella expensive here. Gotta pay at least 5 grand for a running one and even then it's a shitheap.

They're kind of like the European version of boomers' muscle cars I guess.

>>16712691
i have 2 for fucks sake