ITT: memeballs

>>16709548
Nice shit quality, OP
I'd post some OC but it keeps saying "upload failed"

BMW engines until ~2005 are some of the best engines to learn wrenching on but OP would not know that because he has never been near a bimmer

>>16709810
Same shit for me. I'm using Chromium 53 with 4chanX

>>16710134
Correction, BMW engines until 1990 were the best to learn wrenching on. Otherwise they've turned into over engineered pieces of shit.

>>16710140
M50/M52 is easier to work on than M20 because of many reasons (introduction of OBD2 for example)
But as stated earlier you're clueless

>>16710280
obd2 is a meme

>>16710134
t. buttmad yuro who cant afford a bmw

>>16710140
overengineered and hard to wrench on are not necessarily the same thing

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>>16709810
trying again

>>16710757
kek, didn't expect to see that one on /o/

I found my bmw pretty easy to work on.

Engine ergonomics were a bit of a pain, harder to work on than say, a 70s Datsun but by no means "difficult"

I'd say I've encountered plenty of harder to work on engines

>>16710824
How old is it?

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>>16709548
LET THE SHILLING BEGIN

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>>16710850

>>16710140
>over engineered

bloated. not over engineered. bloated.

>>16710868
He meant overcomplicated, it's one of the meanings of overengineered. The other meaning is overbuilt.

>>16710140
>the newest bmw i could afford is the best one to wrench on

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>>16710859

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I never understood ancap /o/tists

>>16710134
>OP would not know that because he has never been near a bimmer
the whole point of memeballs is making strawmen

>>16710951
based vw

>>16710757
KEK

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>>16710956
ikr

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>>16710850
>>16710885
>>16710951
>>16710956
>>16710965
Since there's Alfa and VW ITT I thought I'd post this

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>>16710951
>>16710956
>>16710965
>>16710971

after emissions shitfest i started to unironically like vw

what is wrong with me

>>16709548
anyone got the template so i can make some oc

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>>16710981
KEK
>>16710991
I already liked them but I started liking them even more

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>>16710994
I can give you 3 pics, you overlay the last 2 in different modes to get the 3D effect. Or you can give me a logo and I can make a template with that logo if you want.

>>16710850
correction: When you have more than 30 years to make a proper M3 competitor but you end up with an autotragic overweight piece of shit that is slower than the underpowered F80 M3

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>>16710994
>>16711019

>>16710971
[KEKS IN ITALIAN]

>>16711019
>you overlay the last 2 in different modes to get the 3D effect
you confused me here anon. I thought it would be a simple png or psd but I was just going to make one with a mercedes benz version. If you could do that, it'd be very appreciated and would be saved into my /o/ folder for a long time

italicucks seriously thinking that the most unreliable car brand in history is even somewhat noteworthy?

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>>16710994
>>16711019
>>16711026

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>>16711038
they're just layers from my PSD but I can't post PSD files here lol
What logo do you want me to use, the one that says Mercedes Benz with the star in blue? I think it might be better for the 3D effect
>>16711023
>>16711039
>bmw fangirls still assmad that their precious M cars can't even compete
>mfw
>>16711030
I absolutely lost when I read that, kek

>>16711061
the cancer has arrived

>>16711061
>I can't post PSD files here lol
I know. I thought somebody would link a download.

Any MB logo is fine as long as I can enter my maymay text above it.

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>>16711061
insecure italicucks so assblasted about the old 430hp M3 being faster on track that they have to flood /o/ with alfa shilling and memes, so pathetic

>>16711071
>faster on track
lmao
BMW doesn't put their precious M3 on the ring because they know it can't even compete

>>16711038
>>16710994
>>16711069
Took me a while to figure out how to make it because of the empty parts in the logo but here it is

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>>16711171
Scrap that one actually

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>>16711071

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>>16711177

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>>16711177
>>16711228
Thanks anon.

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>>16711129
>>16711193
Lmao alfa cucks btfo again, how are they gonna recover?

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>>16711249

>>16710859
What car is this referring to?

>>16711071
>Alfa has 2 turbos
>Alfa has semi slicks
>Alfa has 80 more horsepower
>still slower
I feel sorry for alfacucks.

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>>16711260

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>>16711290

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>>16711303

>>16711249
>>16711260
kek, this one made me glad I'm not a Mercedes owner
>>16711290
This one is also true for Renault
>>16711303
kek
>>16711331
I can relate to this. Great OCs anon, saved.
>>16711272
M4 GTS vs Viper

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>>16711339
Forgot pic
BTW in the Renault's case the errors went away after turning it off and then on again, or letting it cool down in the shade

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>>16711349
Thanks anon.

Same for my car, it is shady.

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>>16711359
On one hand this sounds insanely good, on the other hand it sounds like the car makes you call service too often lel

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>>16711370
It's the latter. I started to care less though, I've gotten to the point where I'm just gonna drive it till it falls apart. I remember spending $750 biweekly on just fixing random things. Never again

>>16711385
>>16711390
wew lad, those ones are nightmarish
did you try taking it to some specialist who isn't from the stealership?

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>>16711400
I've taken it to 3 shops, one dealership, the other BOSCH certified and the other ASE certified. Same issues. I just think the car was built fucked up.

God why is Mercedes-Benz so shit?

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shittiest memeball coming through
>>16711416
that's pretty fucked up
kek'd at the pic
>>16711429
It can't be that bad lol, maybe he got a lemon.
>>16711437
holy shit, I didn't know this was a thing

>>16711254
>80k msrp vs 120k+ msrp
>40k for 3 seconds
3 SECONDS

>>16711254
>no rear seats
>3 doors
>water injection
>double the price
>still loses
kek
>>16711457
>120k+ msrp
134k msrp actually

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>>16711446
It's not really uncommon at all. Just stop into a MB shop sometime and ask the technicians and service people about the cars. Some will lie to you because they obviously need MB cars for business, but there are plenty of MB owners in the same predicament as me. I know that in the BOSCH and ASE certified local shops I take my car to, there are plenty of unpaid bills hanging up on clipboards in the lobby and the cars just sitting in the back, some have been left there for years because people can't/refuse to pay for the service. It's pretty fucking bad, don't ever get a Mercedes unless you lease it then dump it. Don't make mine and others mistakes anon.

Also windshield wipers thing is very true, MB require wipers that have a certain connecting clip and off brands don't fit, like BOSCH, etc. I learned this after dealing with it first hand.

>>16711446
Holy Beautiful

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>>16711026

>>16711019
What modes are you using?

>>16711476
do you unironically like it? lol
>>16711470
What model is it? Just asking because the guys at (((jalopnik))) tried an older S class and it wasn't that bad on maintenance according to them
>>16711480
kek
the call that saved Bane?
>>16711484
first one on normal, then 2 copies of the second one (8% luminosity, then 100% soft light, at least for the Corvette one). Try playing with the values. The eyebrows, just use tone and maybe a black layer overlaid in multiply mode to regulate the darkness.

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>>16711492
>What model is it?
Mid 2000's e wagon

Don't trust them.

>>16711470
My friends parents exclusively own c classes for the last 20 years with no maintenance issues. I'm more than positive you got a lemon my friend.

>>16711504
>>16711462
Kek

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>>16711019
You template me a Maserati

>>16711600
Sure, just give me a minute
>>16711531
1990s and 2000s was the worst era for MB though, more lemons than usual

>>16711228
That's literally every diesel, anon

>>16711645
Old Merc diesels have extremely high quality mechanical pumps and injectors so it's as simple as changing out the fuel filter, wheras a more modern diesel (or a cheaper one) will gunk the fuel pump with used oil

>>16711600
here you go
>>16711655
this
>>16711645
Old Mercedes diesels are great for running SVO because of how stronk their designs are

>>16711466
>rapes the Giulia on every track
>"'still loses''
lmao gotta love italicucks in denial

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>>16711680
damn forgot pic
>>16711655
not only the quality is good but also the design is well suited for those applications

>>16711684
Ha, I knew some of you would bite
that said, it would lose to a giulia with the same modifications done to it, the Giulia isn't a track oriented car

>>16710981
I'm getting a nazi vibe from this one

not really fond of this meme desu

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>>16711685
I made it a little more sensibly sized

>>16711691
you know the BMW fangirls are in denial when they turn every thread into a M4 GTS vs Giulia shitfest kek
funny how they don't mention the similarly priced but still cheaper Viper ACR

>>16711699
>>16711704
dank/10
saved

BTW did the latter actually happen? lol

>>16711705
Yes, in the Grand Tour Jeremy's Maserati shit the bed, and despite being shipped to 3 different Maserati specialists none can figure out how it's broken

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>>16711710
Oh, they were specialists. That's almost a relief.
>>16711696
pic related :^)

>>16711714
what font is that?

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>>16711724
Trebuchet MS, default MSPaint font in my disrto of Win7

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>>16711714
what maserati is a rebadged alfa? I tried googling it but found nothing

>>16711737
None, they just steal the engines

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>>16711730
KEK, it's funny because it's true

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>>16711278
>old Alfa Romeo logo
>unnecessary bold fond
>black spot on right hand

1/10 made me reply

>>16711774
piss off autist go post some FROGS on >>>/r9k/ cunt

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>>16711784
You seem upset
BTW there was a superior version already made, not his fault that you decided to reinvent the wheel

>>16711868
this triggers mjet

>>16711879
Story?

>>16711720
>>>/pol/

>>16710859
>because your marked
poor people everyone

>>16711913
https://www.thelocal.de/20140120/adac-boss-cooks-car-award-votes

>>16711923
meant to say market

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>>16711879
Fix'd

>>16711852
right in the feels

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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pVF1Wr7GLQ

Guys read carefully:

>Auto motor und sport (corrupted journalists)
>ADAC (corrupted organization which approved the dieselgate)

>>16711976
Italians seem to trigger Germans extra-hard, it's pretty funny. I'm surprised that VW and not Mini is the one threatened by the 500 though.

>>16711989
They're triggered with Mini, this time the Fiat is the 500X.

In the reviews you can see insanely loaded up Mini, things that costs 50.000 (!!!) vs a realistic trim of the Fiat 500X, but in the end it doesn't matter how good the Fiat performs, they will always let the German car win.

They know that the Italian products are good but they will always find flaws because they're butthurt, it's been like this since forever...like if the Italian products could ever outperform the German cars sellings...

>>16711989
VW makes mad bank selling tiny Skodas and Polos

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>>16712013

VW has one of the lowest per car income of the industry, they sell a lot of cars but these things are not so profitable

>>16711701
>b-but muh viper
Lmao butthurt italians have to resort to other car brands
>>16711691
But the standard Giulia loses to the standard M3, how would a modded Giulia outperform the M4 GTS?

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>>16712055

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Grazie, davvero.

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>>16712055

>>16712068
Ferdinand is rolling in his grave.

>>16712143
Water injection has been around in cars since the 60s.

>>16710757
A1.

>>16712166
Ssshhh, it's only for triggering the fangirl

>>16711394
Why would you go on the internet and tell lies, Anon?

>>16712083
>when you're so butthurt you have to flood /o/ with self- made alfa shill memes and threads
>>16712143
lmao BMW has never claimed to have invented the water injection stupid cuck

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>>16711254
>M4 GTS is an equivalent car to Giulia QV
It's not. The GTS is a near-undrivable track special with only two doors and no rear seats.
The Giulia can be a family car.

>>16712190
>mission accomplished.mp3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0DLo_G90

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>>16712259

>>16711852
Ouch.

>>16712278
>>16712284
Skoda and Dacia deserve better.

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>>16712293
Dacia is shit, Skoda is life

>>16712293
Dacia cars are made from previous generation Renault platform and pieces, so it's really a low cost maker (=/= bad cars) and it's fine.

Skoda cars are essentially Volkswagen cars but they don't want them to sell more than the big ones...I tested a brand new Skoda Superb, full optional, which costed 1/2 of a same level Passat/A4 and actually was the same thing...such a shame.

Obviously some details are cheaper but surely the other 2 cars can't justify a 20.000€ price difference, also with the SAME engine.

>>16712045
kek, I didn't know that story

>>16712068
>>16712149
>This applies to both Porsche and Lamborghini

>>16712055
>Lmao butthurt italians have to resort to other car brands
I'm South American, not Italian
Stay BTFO
>>16712055
>But the standard Giulia loses to the standard M3, how would a modded Giulia outperform the M4 GTS?
That must be why they don't take it to the ring, kek. Face it, they know it can't even compete.

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>>16712149
I'd rather say Ferruccio Lamborghini is...
Spinning at 3,000RPM with the help of the Lambo V12 engine

>>16712313
Plus the superb has the awesome rear hatch/trunk

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ITT: VAG fangirls on suicide watch

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>>16712322
checked
That image really summarizes skoda perfectly.

Can someone make one with the subaru logo?

>>16710999
>ywn ride a volkswagen beetle with Hitler blasting GAS GAS GAS

>>16712386
Why is VAG so absolutely against making an accessible RWD?
What is the point of lower end Audis if VW, Seat, Škoda make the same thing?
At least one of their divisions could be given RWD platform to work with.

>>16710991
>liking VW because they bribe people and make devices to cheat tests instead of improving their cars

>>16712493
I have a bigger problem with them not making a RWD-based luxury car tbqh. FWD luxury is an oxymoron.

>>16712522
>being a cuck instead of sticking it to the man like VW does
emissions are a scam m8
I don't like them buying awards though
or making FWD "luxury" cars.

>>16712493
Oh don't worry, they're getting rid of quattro as we know it and going to "ultra quattro"
Look it up and be even more dissapointed.

Someone improve this please

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>>16712564
Whoops

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fresh fresh fresh

>>16712552
>they're making the all time AWD into FWD with AWD only when traction is lost
JUST
as if the shitty weight distribution didn't suck enough already

>>16712577
nice, should have used a better quality logo though

that said, Chevrolet plastics are even worse than Fiat's in South America

>>16712577
Not cheap plastics, it's the assembly that is cheap.

>>16712580
"dont worry, it'll kick in within 200ms, so by the time you've started to slip, you can subaru/mistu slide into a ditch from all the power hitting the rear wheels"
Can't wait to see all the audis in the ditch from the sudden jerk of power instead of it already being there.

>>16712609
I think they're only thinking about hills, which is so goddamn stupid.

>>16712614
VAG kind of went down the shitter after the mk4 line was discontinued, not much has been made past that point, the r8 is hot, but everything from them looks fucking bland, I hate what they've done to the brands they acquired as well.

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>>16712577
Better quality template for you :^)

>>16712653
The mk4 golf is a fucking low point the hell you on about pleb.

>>16712660
>WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIET
kek, italian niggers never cease to surprise me

>>16711023
Thisssssss

Luigi is assmad and in Denial

>>16712662
OH yea, Because the mk5's were so fucking great, or better yet, tell me how exciting ANY generation of Volkswagen after the mk4's were.
It was hard to be disappointed after the mk4's but good god damn they sure as hell did it.

>>16712682

This is because you're an illiterate nigger.

>What is Magneti Marelli?

>>16711023
>>16712689
>the more rigid coupe, stripped to shit, with special engine and injection is barely 5 secs faster around the ring while costing almost double the money
kek, can't make this shit up

>>16712708
This
spread the word, German fake accomplishments need to be exposed

>>16712722
German marketing is the fake news of the car world

>>16712722
>Magneti_Marelli_Ball.jpg

Godspeed anon, you're the hero we need.

>>16712783
This is Rolls Royce senpai

>>16712783
That was never -that- prestigious. Modern Cadillac is very good and this is coming from someone who drives Kraut luxury. If you want a brand niggers ruined try Bentley

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>>16712795
>>16712801
>implying niggers can afford those before they're old as fuck
Meanwhile you can see niggers driving almost brand new Caddies. About the prestige part, pic related. There's Trump's limo from the 80s too.

>>16712819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UWw4xXJWY

>>16712824
I'd call that an outlier tbqh

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>>16712741

>>16712872
Americans, too. Mopar is just a re-badged Magneti Marelli.

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>>16712573
i was scrolling through this thread waiting for somebody to be triggered.

/o/ can't go one thread without obsessing over me lol

>>16712872
10/10 anon

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>>16712915

>>16712926
it's just a girl.

>>16712933
Just because you label yourself a boy doesn't mean you are.

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>>16712935
It actually does. There's a difference between sex and gender, retard.

>>16712899
It's FCA still so it gets a pass, it's in house. Developing their own stuff would be reinventing the wheel and pulling a Saab. We know how Saab ended up.
Now the Germans are pure nerve.
>>16712918
thanks m8

>>16712941
No, there isn't nigger.

>>16712941
if gender is a social construct, then that means it's not real and only sex stands, so there's only 2.

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>>16712963
>DUUUUUURRRRRRRR
lol, btfo.

nothing to see here just another autistic republicunt sperging, lol
>>16712971
>duuuude what is real lmao weed man

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>>16712979
>spouting memes
>can't refute that gender is a made up construct.
That's a good troll, want another spoonful?

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>>16712991
>gender is a made up construct
Yes? Gender is a social construct. I'm glad we're on the same page.

>>16713003
social construct is different from a made up construct, come on, at least the tesla bait was better, I know you can do better.

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>>16713017
>something made up by a society is not made up
i thought i was supposed to be shitposting

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>>16713026
fuck off alphonse impersonator

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>>16713032
triggered? nice job changing the subject.

>>16713037
I'm not the guy you were talking to
>outdated lap times

>>16713037
>he thinks alphonse just puts his name in the name field
how.nu.ru

>>16713026
"don't kill others, it not socially acceptable and it hurts others" is different from "I want to be different, so I'm going to create lies"
>>16713032
This aint me, come on

>>16713045
he does, dumbass

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>>16713041
>outdated
yes, nope. the times you posted are from a modded vette.
>>16713047
>lies
How? Gender/=/Sex anyways

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>>16713061
>yes, nope
sorry, too much weed. i meant nope. stay BTFO

>>16713061
>modded
You mean well regulated?

>A well regulated suspension, being necessary to BTFO shitty jap cars, the right of the people to keep and drive Chebbys, shall not be infringed.

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>>16713070
>blatantly lying because you can't accept the vette was modified
it was modified

stay BTFO.

>>16713083
It doesn't trigger anyone, it's just an embarassing stain on automotive history, where chebby needed to spend nearly $200,000 and still couldn't keep up with the GTR

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>>16713083

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>>16713083
saved

>>16713097
can it gm boy

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>prezo so btfo of the last thread he runs away to different one
lmao

>>16713092
>that flat FOX logo
>those mismatched reflections
nice blatant shop
>>16713089
>needed to spend nearly $200,000
sounds cheap, that's less than what 2 corvettes cost. Is GM's R&D department the most efficient of the world?
>>16713097
Glad you enjoy it m8

>>16713117
he's going to repeat the same cycle as last time.

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>>16712187

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>>16713128
ouch

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>>16713128
>less than 2% difference
That's attributable to the human factor. Stop pretending that's a scientific comparison.

>>16713142
>yeah I lost but it was only by 2% so shut up about it stop rubbing it in my face ok i get really upset when people do this you're going to make me cry just STOP IT WAS ONLY TWO PERCENT LALALALA YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
wew lad

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>alphonse is projecting his obsession over me again

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>16713142
here's the updated one :^)

>>16713158
>gm shills are LITERALLY photoshopping lap times to make their toys seem fast
This is just embarrassing

Jesus christ, can all you butthurt faggot bench racers just go rent a hotel room and throw a giant orgy and get it all out of your system? Can you stop whining at each other about what car you can't afford anyway is best for one damn day? Newfags these days...

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>>16713123
kek, you called it. he's sperging again. give him a few posts before he ragequits

>>16713167
SHUT UP

>>16713177
>no tripcode

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>>16713191
>no! it isn't me! i didn't make that post!
rotflmao, prezo getting desperate

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holy kek, Prez/o/ REALLY needs to update his shitposting game, he has been getting absolutely BTFO

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>>16711228
>>16711290
love these ones, because it so true, at least regarding my old Diesel.

>>16711331
make that 2 years and its true. but then again, i paied 1800€ for my Mercedes, kek

>>16711177
>>16711249
>>16711260
topkek

>>16711470
>picture
you bought the wrong year, nigger

>>16710134
Correct. I've own 2 e30s one is the m43(318is) other is the 325i(s convert) with the m20. Both were easy to work on, my e36 and e46 are also quite easy to work on so I agree totally with ya. Other plebs who never owned a BMW will talk shit but they can continue driving their hondas or toyotas.
>>16710140
Wrong. Even the m52/54 motors (in bmws up til I believe 2005/6) are very simple motors, some tight spaces in certain spots but not any worse then most.
My m42 was probably the easiest to work on followed by the m20, dislike the m20 due to timing belt instead of chain like most bmws) but I just did a bunch of work on my DD e46, ccv/oil separator/intake hose/throttle body land ice hose, disa valve, oil change , took me a total of 5 hours, time just to do the ccv is 4-6(pita to route the upper hoses through the intake manifold with a very very small gap, took me a minute to figure out how they did it.
Bmws past the E46 model is where si started to get complicated and even more complex with some of their motors, mostly the turbo models. I'm scouting for an e46 m3 after I sell one of my e30s(probably the 325, 318 just handles slightly better and more fun to drive)
Thanks to the e30 tax (at least in Ca) they sell for 4-10k for a 24-30 year old car. Being picky as I want alpine white with red leather.

>>16713484
>Being picky as I want alpine white with red leather.
80s coke dealer/10

>>16712926
who cares?

>>16713527
You did, bumping the thread and answering.

>>16713495
Haha no ive just loved that color scheme since the e30, unless I find a mint pb leather but has to be white.

>>16713128
>6th gen vs 5th gen
>ZL1 wasn't out yet
Come on.

>>16712045
>ducucki
>have the most fuel efficient bikes because they're always broken and never run

>>16713570
ZL1 isn't the track oriented one though, that's the Z28. ZL1 is great for 1/4 mile but can't turn.

>>16713670
You've never driven one.
The magnetic suspension makes the fucker turn.
The problem is that driving it hard for a long time will heat soak it to hell.
The Z/28 just has a big LS7 instead of a supercharger, it's a lot less heat soak. It's not as fast in a straight line, though.

where did the memeballs go

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blatant /pol/ ripoff :^)

>>16709548
>ITT: BMW hate
FTFY faggot OP

>>16712527
>>16712532
Someone please explain to me this "Luxury cars have to be rear wheel drive" meme.

It makes absolutely no sense. How the hell is a drivetrain more luxurious? Most of those people who can afford those cars don't care that the rear wheels push them forwards, and neither do 90% of car buyers.

>>16714693
FR layout gives you better weight balance and allows you to have a better suspension (because there's more space in the front and because the driving and steering stresses are divided). This impacts ride and handling. Even Lexus is aware of this even though most Toyotas are FWD. None of their more luxurious models are FWD or FWD-based AWD.

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>>16712527
>>16712532
>>16714693
>>16714771
Thanks for the inspiration lads, have an OC.
I hadn't figured out how to make an Audi ball but your posts inspired me and really made me think so I came up with a similar solution to the one used for Jeep

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>>16713870
fordfag BTFO

>itt: italicucks unironically defending utter shit tier brands as Fiat and Alfa Romeo
What the fuck? Are you euroniggers seriously fucked in the head?

>>16714951
>expecting any better from euroshits

top JEJ

>>16714951
>>16714958
samefag

>>16714951
>calls out the italians
>says nothing about the audi shills
kek

>>16713166
Goddamnit, I never should have posted the Alphonse meme square. I just wanted someone with actual photoshop to make it look nice. Fuckin hell this thread is a trainwreck now.

However, I have realized something. We actually don't need to doxx him. That's impossible. What's not impossible is doxxing mrcummy. He's shown his face plenty of times and I think we know what he drives. We find him, and he can lead us to alphonse, and we can end one half of this.

>>16715000
>implying most "Alphonse" posts aren't done by copycats to capitalize on how much rage the very sight of his name causes with his idiotic shenanigans

>>16714985
lmao sure italifriend
>>16714990
audi shills? there is no audi shilling ITT

>>16715010
>literally defending FWD "luxury" cars
>no audi shilling
kek
BTW, a RWD Lexus is a Lexus, a FWD Lexus is a rebadged Toyota. And it shows, anon, it shows. Even in the price.

>>16715016
yeah just because somebody was asking why cant a luxury car be fwd it doesn't automatically translate into audi shilling

>>16715022
it was in response to posts calling out Audi for pretending to be luxury when it's just a premium brand with luxury marketing

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>>16715000
I've posted where I live within a mile numerous times and my exact location about 3 times. How stupid do you have to be to have not figured out where I live? Besides, what is some neckbeard from 4chan going to do to me? The most you'll do is come to my condo and suck my dick like the bitch you are.

>>16710956
+1 vw daily here

>>16713032
Gattdayum the corvette is quick. Really can't call it shit like we all knew and did back in the c5 days. However, I doubt the z06 could beat the gtr on a lap with a driver and three passengers

Bonus- absolutely adore how lambo's baby version beats it's grand cru in nearly everything and it doesn't phase them one inch. Doesn't phase me either- I'd take aventador over pretty much any car, track times be damned

>>16710134
Yeah, my e36 SOHC 1.6 4 pot is actually very simple compared to what most people think of BMW's. Yes it has a complicated plumbing system and ecu, but all the mechanical engine parts are dead easy to work on and maintain if you use the right tools and materials.

>>16715201
don't you live next to unlv?

>>16715201
I'm not in here 24/7 looking at things I despise like you seem to do, must have missed it. Mind pointing me to an archived post with your address?

>>16715227
Bro don't say 4pot bc brit jewtubers say 4pot. Say 4banger bc it's 1000% less queer

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>>16715250
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/search/text/vegas/username/Alphonse%20/


Unless you're retarded and can't use google maps you now know exactly where I live. Bring some beer if you're going to stop by. Thanks.

>>16710892

>roads you buy
>Area full of /o/tists becomes a small nurburgring
>roads aren't government regulated
>100mph speed limit the whole way

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>>16711249
>>16711260
>>16711290
>>16711303
>>16711331
>>16711359
>>16711385
>>16711390
>>16711416
>>16711437
>>16711470
I'm glad I listened to Scotty Kilmer

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>>16715270
Thanks pham I'll see you within a week

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>>16715301
nice gun. I hope that isn't the only thing you're going to show me. ;^)

now make sure it's corona don't get bud light or some shit like that. I have weed too so we're set. Hope you like indica strains.

>>16715301
>reverse image search
>no results
>yfw some nutjob is actually going to end this plague

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>>16715323
Why so violent? Lol, harming people isn't cool dude.

>>16715278
>Wanting speed limits
kys senpai

>>16715301
i dont imagine alphonso being a very tough guy
why do americans need to hide behind guns when an old fashioned ass whopping would suffice?

>>16715332
Easy way to kill the little fuck. Nothing else is sure fire. That's all I'll say, I'm putting in notice for vacation time and packing now. Gonna make a nice last road trip out of this and see how far I can get before they throw me in the slammer. My life's gone to shit the last few years anyway.

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>>16715342
lol, i see you're mad. well you aren't getting any weed until you learn to behave.

>>16715342
>Easy way to kill the little fuck
oh, so the gunfags are mentally ill psychopaths. i get it now...
and people wonder why gun control is a bad thing

>>16715349
weed will help him behave and chill though. he needs it

This thread has everything, I would recommend it.

t. New York times

I hate to barge in your whatever ford gm dicksucking but

>>16712443
anyone?

>>16711290
>>16711303
>>16711331

I don't understand these. I own a hand-me-down 2012 C200 W204 and it's far more reliable than my old E36.

>>16712532
>>16710991
>>16710951
>look at me I'm such a badass who doesn't care about the air I breathe
>cancer
Go to China if you like pollution that much

>>16712819
>"waaah blacks drive cars ! That brand is ruined !"
>"m-muh Trump"
Could you live for yourself for at least a week ?

>>16714886
Make every ring a memeball

>>16715219
based

>>16715223
>lambo's baby version beats it's grand cru in nearly everything and it doesn't phase them one inch.
different days, different drivers
Randy Pobst might not be the best but he's better than some unknown
>>16715052
>audi
>feminist propaganda
What?

>>16715227
>complicated ecu
That's what most people mean by "BMWs are a nightmare to work on"

>>16715645
Audi made a super bowl commercial about the wage gap or something

>>16715278
>implying /o/tists can afford to build roads, let alone maintain them

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>>16715332
No half measures.

>>16715392
>2012
That's after the split
See >>16711349 :^)

>>16715462
It's not that niggers drive cars, it's that the styling is shit because it's made to appeal niggers. It lost all the refinement it once had.

>>16715524
that's actually an awesome idea

>>16712722
Germans stole everything from Italians, couldn't even come up with fascism on their own.

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>>16715524
I did it, the absolute madman

>>16715672
What split? Not meme-ing, I just don't understand what you mean.

>>16713198
Nice try

>>16715792
The Daimler-Chrysler split
both produced the worst quality products in their history while merged
after they split, Fiat bought Chrysler and made it great again, and Mercedes-Benz got their shit together
Daimler-Chrysler era worst era (hence the whole is less than the sum of its parts)

New thread:
>>16715851
>>16715851
>>16715851

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>>16715300
checked

>>16715458
Get fucked America's numbah 1

>>16715674
This
>>16715462
It's the attitude, stupid. Saged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ5jVY2Y-0A

>>16715845
So basicly don't buy any mercedes pre 2012

when is the safe date before? 2007 ok man?

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>>16715791
BTFO

>>16715902
Not really, just be wary of lemons and don't buy anything without a service record.
Ever heard the saying "there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes"?

>>16715052
I'm not kidding, my pops has an 2010 A7, and he was about to trade it in for a 2017 till that commercial came out. Now he's looking at a Cadillac. :^)

>>16715201
I'll fight you.

>>16715943
Good. I'd rather take an Alfa Romeo, BMW or Mercedes-Benz but a Caddy is already a huge improvement from Audi, if only for the RWD. Also good for him for sticking it to the liberals.

>>16715943
Make him do a Neal McDonough impersonation if he gets it :^)

>>16715652
Pay per lap/run/etc. Investors would be all over it

>>16716005
Yeah but what about transportation? You'd have to pay tolls everywhere you go

>>16714771
Then why does the A6 ride smoother than a mercedes benz? Why does the Lincoln Continental rides smoother than bmw 5 series and lexus es?

Source - I've driven them all

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>another thread derailed by yours truly
feels good

>>16715669
>>16715301
>>16715323
Why do y'all hate this guy?

>>16712333
Ford, mitsu as well

>>16717272
Because he's the cancer that's killing /o/