for every used car, there was someone stupid enough to buy it new

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>buy new cars
>Fart, shit, eat, and fuck in said car
>Gets so disgusting I sell it to some retard that thinks he's financially savvy

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>he's too poor to buy an unabused car

>you'll never drive a brand new vehicle off the lot
>you'll never break in the engine
>you'll never take it for its first oil change
>you'll never keep it perfectly clean and maintained from day one
do you buy your clothes used as well?

If you have a lot of disposable income, buying a new car off the lot is an amazing experience. Just imagine having a perfect vehicle. Not a spec of rust, no wear on any component. Something that's never been abused or neglected.

That would be great.

Unfortunately most people just treat vehicles as a disposable appliance, beat the hell out of it and toss it out for something new in a few years.

>>16700757
>Perfect
>Slow piece of shit full of crappy OEM parts not designed for anything more strenuous than putting to the grocery store
Sounds awful.

>>16700828
Tips fedora

>>16700828
He never said you had to buy like a Prius or something. You could get a brand new fast car.

>>16700828
weak b8 my man

>>16700556
>buy it
>do the same shit you did in it for a lot less money.

Had to bone a fat chick in my passenger seat of the Miata, 'cause the steering wheel got in the way otherwise.

>>16700537
>entire family owns a car they bought new
>we're a lower class blue collar family
>they don't even particularly like cars

>>16700537
Wow. I never thought I'd see this on /o/ without a cancerous watermark.