[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Post your whip,get judged

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 200
Thread images: 93

File: 987717fe367d15fe4d221cb405b74690.jpg (344KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
987717fe367d15fe4d221cb405b74690.jpg
344KB, 1024x768px
Not mine but very similar

Try to guess

>job
>age
>race
>subculture
>homeboard
>food
>vice
>gf y/n
>total autism level
>>
>whip

Kys 16 year old
>>
File: 1245253645.jpg (29KB, 477x477px) Image search: [Google]
1245253645.jpg
29KB, 477x477px
>>16700086
>>
File: buick-lesabre-1984-7.jpg (67KB, 800x404px) Image search: [Google]
buick-lesabre-1984-7.jpg
67KB, 800x404px
>>16700081
>job
Something less than $10 an hour, and probably part time
>age
18-24
>race
I don't answer stupid questions
>subculture
culdesac of the trailer court
>board
/o/
>food
busch light
>vice
also busch light
>gf
does the pregnant girl down the block count? they don't know if you're the father yet
>autism level
>before 6 pack
10/10
>after 6 pack
8/10
>>
File: IMG_2254.jpg (4MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2254.jpg
4MB, 3264x2448px
>>
File: IMG-20170214-WA0005.jpg (122KB, 1599x899px) Image search: [Google]
IMG-20170214-WA0005.jpg
122KB, 1599x899px
You can sorta see me here which spoils the game a little, but I'm very autistic so we'll see
>>
File: 20170205_173026.jpg (987KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170205_173026.jpg
987KB, 2048x1152px
All 3 are mine
>>
File: unnamed.jpg (107KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
unnamed.jpg
107KB, 1024x768px
>>16700081

To the OP

>job
Honestly, no idea
>age
20-25
>race
Generic white or Central/South American
>subculture
Mullet? I don't know, toss up
>homeboard
indigenous to /o/ or /k/
>food
double pepperoni pizza
>vice
tobacco, likely dip
>gf y/n
recently single
>total autism level
7/10
>>
File: IMG_20160820_174326.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160820_174326.jpg
1MB, 3264x1836px
>>
File: FB_IMG_1484232075832.jpg (115KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]
FB_IMG_1484232075832.jpg
115KB, 720x960px
Strayan with burger ute and EF falcon wagon for shitbox rally.
>>
File: 192010.jpg (50KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]
192010.jpg
50KB, 600x450px
>>
>>16700081
Part time
Early to mid-20s
Stoplight race cars that don't realize you're racing them
Community college dropout
/o/ i guess
Anything you can get for under $10
Flavored dip and shitty beer
lmao
6
>>
>>16700162

>job
Unemployed, you bowl
>age
hard to tell
>race
wait, are you the Dude?
>subculture
because you look a lot like the Dude
>homeboard
and that really seems like a car the Dude would drive
>food
white russians, of course
>vice
white russians.....of course
>gf y/n
you're definitely the Dude
>total autism level
9/10, but I don't know, that's just like...my opinion, man.
>>
>>16700233
this guy gets it
>>
File: civicek.jpg (3MB, 2460x1614px) Image search: [Google]
civicek.jpg
3MB, 2460x1614px
Ek3 civic.
>>
>>16700242
>Amersfoort
even een kras op je lak zetten vriend.
>>
File: 20170216_144102.jpg (3MB, 4000x2250px) Image search: [Google]
20170216_144102.jpg
3MB, 4000x2250px
>>16700081
I'm changing the rules of this thread because the current ones are fucking gay.

>job
Construction Engineer
>age
25
>race
White
>homeboard
Split between /o/, /k/, and /pol/
>vice
Guns, Cars, and Pot (on the rare occasion)

Sold my '99 Wrangler for this Tahoe so in December I can haul a '69 Mustang to my garage and do Frankenstein levels of modernization to it.

Now you get to:
>Rate My Vehicle
>Make memes making fun of me
>>
>>16700251
Amersfoort?
>>
File: IMG_1889.jpg (3MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1889.jpg
3MB, 3264x2448px
Both of my shitboxes
>>
>>16700254
See, no one actually wants to hear you describe yourself, it's a lot more fun to pass judgement on you based on what you drive.
>>
File: IMG_20160904_041240434.jpg (3MB, 4320x2432px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160904_041240434.jpg
3MB, 4320x2432px
>>
>>16700279
>It's a lot more fun to pass judgement on you based on what you drive.

Must be educated in Yuropoor country. Didn't read second part.

>Now you get to:
>>Rate My Vehicle
>>Make memes making fun of me
>>
>medical supply packaging
>23
>cracker
>furfag
>/o/
>burgers n shit
>booze
>bf
>8/9
>>
>>16700289

>Rate My Vehicle
It's a Tahoe, it's boring, nothing to rate

>Make memes making fun of me
Oh, look, a Chevy meme, you're right, this is just so much better
>>
File: IMG_0180.jpg (48KB, 640x426px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0180.jpg
48KB, 640x426px
Don't really browse here much. Thought I'd check it out since I want to start doing some work on my car and see if I can pick anything up.

Pic related is my car. Don't see many hatch owners on here. Are hatches not /o/ approved?
>>
File: 1485276117040.jpg (114KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
1485276117040.jpg
114KB, 800x800px
>>16700319
How dare you insult my Chevy ComfiBoat 4x4.
It cost me $5700 hard earned burgers.
>TFW I will have a '69 302 in less than a year
>FeelsGoodMan.jgp
>>
>>16700335
I shall put aside this spat because I'm a die hard Blue Oval nut and Mustang owner. Details on the '69.
>>
>>16700150
Job: assembly line machine operator paying $11.75 / hour
age: 35
race: white or hispanic
subculture: poor
food: rice, beans, hamburger helper
vice: busch light and menthols
married with more kids than you can afford
>>
>>16700233
I laughed. I like to think I'm very chilled out, chilled out enough to be the Dude.
>>
>>16700254
No one cares what you have to say man
>>
>>16700242
job: selling oranges
age: 17
race: mexican AF
subculture: being mexican
homeboard: N/A still have dial up internet, no laundry in your house, and live in the garage which has been illegaly converted into a bedroom
food: duh
vice: vaping
gf: a fat one but you still take pictures of her modeling on or near your car
total autism level: tortilla/10
>>
File: 1478788909053.gif (932KB, 245x245px) Image search: [Google]
1478788909053.gif
932KB, 245x245px
>>16700346
Talking to current owner in California. It has remarkably low rust, working 302 and transmission.
The paint doesn't have any chips, it has no dents, and it looks as if it stayed in the garage since they bought it.
They only want 14k for it.
I'm hoping they hold on to it until December because it's a fucking unicorn. The only way it could be better if it's a 302 Boss, but God has blessed me enough already.

>>16700357
see pic related
>>
>>16700150
>>16700351
I disagree.
The thing is immaculate.
Job: One the requires college education or busting ass in industry
age: Late 20's, early 30's
race: who cares
subculture: Upper Middle Class
food: who cares
vice: Cigars and hard alcohol on rare occasion, maybe some pot but wouldn't admit it.
>>
>>16700380
I was looking at one not too long ago, also a '69. Fastback, body wasn't perfect, but no rust, and it had a new Ford Racing 302 in it but missing some engine dress. Asking 15k. It's weighing very heavily on my mind, but I'm already in the midst of improving my DD Mustang.
>>
File: 20170219_075639_resized.jpg (400KB, 1594x897px) Image search: [Google]
20170219_075639_resized.jpg
400KB, 1594x897px
>>16700081
>job
NEET
>age
19
>>race
White
>subculture
Gamer
>homeboard
/v/
>food
Chicken tendies
>vice
the fuck is that?
>gf y/n
No
>total autism level
Levels unprecedented

You'll get a better "score" when you post a picture of your actual car

>>16700112
>job
Pimp
>age
32
>race
Black-mexican hybrid
>subculture
Wannabe donk
>homeboard
Doesn't actually know how to use a computer
>food
Slabs of mixed crack and steroids
>vice
?
>gf y/n
20 of them

>>16700162
>job
Mystic sage who guides travellers in a flying yellow car
>age
Infinite, existed before what we know as "time"
>race
Possible Demi-God
>subculture
Local D&D club
>homeboard
/x/
>food
Unicorn hamburgers
>vice
????
>gf y/n
The fairest elven maid of them all

>>16700212
>job
Sheep farmer
>age
23
>race
White
>subculture
Offroaders/anything that run
>homeboard
/o/
>food
Fried hunstman spiders & beer brewed in the stomach of a koala
>vice
Still no clue what the fuck it is
>gf y/n
Surprisingly hot cutie gf
>>
>>16700406
That's rough.
I save money on my DD so I can funnel into my soon to be weekend car.
I live 5 minutes from work, so it's a lot easier on my pocketbook driving the Tahoe than it would seem.
I don't think I'll ever sell it once I get it.
It'll become a family heirloom.
>>
>>16700421
>job
Chairlift or Snow Cat operator
>age
24
>race
white as the driven snow
>subculture
Ski bum
>homeboard
you're a local
>food
clam chowder
>vice
inexpensive but not shit beer, maybe a little weed
>gf y/n
Maybe, not tied down
>total autism level
4/10
>>
File: 52472.jpg (915KB, 2490x1401px) Image search: [Google]
52472.jpg
915KB, 2490x1401px
>>
>>16700430
The other thing is that in addition to the work I'm doing on my GT, I also have a '43 Willys MB jeep that I've been slowly restoring back to WWII Army specs since highschool. Out of college now and working, but also engaged and it'd be difficult to justify another project car.
>>
File: WIN_20170217_19_37_24_Pro.jpg (135KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
WIN_20170217_19_37_24_Pro.jpg
135KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>16700421
A vice is a sin or a guilty pleasure
>>
>>16700485
My Dad would flip his shit over a '43 Willy.
He's really into military memorabilia. I just bought him a M1A and he's been bragging about it for weeks.
I'm just doing the one mustang right now, It looks like I'll be spending around 40k over the next few years on it, and can't really afford any other side projects while I'm investing into some duplexes.
>>
>>16700494
Sounds like my kind of guy, M1As are slick. I've got a '43 dated Springfield made Garand and a '43 dated I.B.M. M1 Carbine. Yes, the jeep and both rifles are all '43s. Didn't plan it that way, just how it happened. Also have a '44 Mauser K98, a 1913 dated pre-A1 Army issue 1911, and a modern but historically accurate Springfield GI.45 1911A1 clone which is my range buddy. I have other firearms like an M16A1 clone I made with a GM parts kit and some modern stuff, but those are all my WWII bang toys, plus more WWII militaria than I know what to do with. Between the two cars and the firearm and militaria collecting, another Mustang just isn't in the cards right now.
>>
File: Screenshot_20170212-185044.png (3MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170212-185044.png
3MB, 2560x1440px
Try me faggots.
>>
>>16700574
uhhhhhhh
>job
electrician
>age
29
>race
white
>subculture
blue collar but skilled labor
>food
burgers and brats
>vice
coors, the banquet beer
>gf y/n
you had sex, now you have a wife and child
>total autism level
5/10
>>
>>16700622
Well you got me being white right, and I guess technically blue collar since military... and I like burgers.
>>
File: 20160508_134413.jpg (3MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
20160508_134413.jpg
3MB, 3264x1836px
>>
File: allterrain.jpg (358KB, 1025x1200px) Image search: [Google]
allterrain.jpg
358KB, 1025x1200px
>>16700081
this should be fun
>>
>>16700725
Bargain basement basic bitch American
>>
>>16700725
>Surrounded by low income apartments
>Drives what could have been a house down payment
I'm going to guess that you belong in the bottom 50%
>>
>>16700477
>job
student/part-time gas station attendant
>age
early 20s
>race
white
>subculture
wannabe touge master
>homeboard
/o/, /a/
>food
whatever mom's cooking for dinner
>vice
chronic masturbation
>gf y/n
lmao
>total autism level
10
>>
File: 20170201_153008.png (2MB, 1534x1433px) Image search: [Google]
20170201_153008.png
2MB, 1534x1433px
Rims are now matte black. Just don't have a photo yet
>>
>>16700081
Meet me on the toegay faggot and not online and see what happens.

>Software Engineer
>30
>White
>Delivering Hamburgers for my dads Hamburger shop
>Hamburgers
>Trying to turn
>y
>100%
>>
>>16700351
>>16700389
Disabled
39
White
Poor (disability pays shit) but making it work
Whatever I want
Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs
Single, no kids.
>>
>>16701002
>yanks incapable of reading
Stop being a stereotype when it's not part of the joke
>>
>>16700990
bretty gud murifat, im kinda jelly
>>
>>16700181

>job
None or middle management
>age
18 or 35
>race
>subculture
>homeboard
/bis/
>food
>vice
That red thing
>gf y/n
Y?
>total autism level
Low
>>
>>16700972
You got 1 of the guesses right. Can you guess which one?
>>
>>16700494
>>16700549

No pics right now, but recently bought Willy and restoring it to let my korea/nam vet neighbor "borrow" until he eventually dies.

Also just bought four M1As so my wife, myself, and twin boys have funs with in-line SNs.
>>
>>16701055
Chronic masturbation
>>
>>16701091
Not quite. The vice is doritos (unironically).
>>
>>16701014
Whoops, glanced at the first post. Thanks for the help Muhammed Al-Mohamed.
>>
>>16700464
Pretty good - I'll assume my attentionwhoring has been noticed

You're a year off (24 later this November, so kinda right), I do pretty much anything BUT drive the groomers/snow cats, not really that into the ski culture although I really do enjoy it, allergic to clams, single as a true tripfag

Preddy good
>>
File: IMG_20170111_181035~01.jpg (603KB, 1918x1266px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170111_181035~01.jpg
603KB, 1918x1266px
R8
>>
File: Opel_Corsa_D_1.4_rear_20100912.jpg (3MB, 2415x1566px) Image search: [Google]
Opel_Corsa_D_1.4_rear_20100912.jpg
3MB, 2415x1566px
>>
File: 20161231_145355.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
20161231_145355.jpg
2MB, 3264x1836px
>>16700081
>job
unemployed
>>age
mid 20's
>race
white
>subculture
redneck/hoosier
>homeboard
doesn't actually have internet
>food
he doesnt eat
>vice
meth from that guy you know at the trailer park
>gf y/n
crazy methhead gf

>>16700112
>job
2nd for pimp
>age
30's
>race
Blasain

>>16700150
2nd>>16700389

>>16700162
>>16700233 only right answer

>>16700421
>>16700464 I agree with this
>>
File: image.jpg (3MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
3MB, 3840x2160px
>>16701173
student working part time at a restaurant
19
spanish
hyper mile-ing
/n/ or /v/
instant noodles
inhaling diesel juice by clam baking with a hose from your exhaust
no
functional human being

>>16701298
something IT related
24
white american
hooner
/g/
vegetarian with a terrible diet and chicken arms from no protein
vape
possibly
low
>>
>>16701385
I wish I worked in IT that would be much better paying.
>not eating meat
how can anyone live like that

White american is about all you got right.
>>
>>16700371
What, no. I'm a European in Europe you nonce.
>>
>>16701417
damn
i got the vegeterian with a bad diet stereotype from all the gutless WRX owners i keep running into
>>
File: mx.jpg (749KB, 2048x1529px) Image search: [Google]
mx.jpg
749KB, 2048x1529px
>>
>>16701468
That girl does it for me. Can I has?
:)
>>
>something in the trades
>early-mid 30s
>white
>redneck
>don't know
>cigarettes
>n
>4/10
>>
File: CompressedA834.jpg (3MB, 4512x3000px) Image search: [Google]
CompressedA834.jpg
3MB, 4512x3000px
>>16700081
>job
Wendy's Crew Member
>age
18
>race
White af
>subculture
???
>homeboard
/o/
>food
???
>vice
???
>gf y/n
Until a week ago, so /n
>total autism level
999/999
>>
>>16700112
>something under 20/hr
>25
>white
>probably hipster something
>/vr/
>alcohol
>probably
>5/10
>>
File: IMG_20160129_114224.jpg (306KB, 1078x700px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160129_114224.jpg
306KB, 1078x700px
>>
>>16701549
Wow, nail on the fucking head.

Sorry to disappoint, those that were expecting pimp. Although, not quite /vr/ I just talk about retro video games on /v/
>>
File: IMG953530.jpg (483KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]
IMG953530.jpg
483KB, 2048x1536px
>>
>>16701557
My entire assessment of you hinges on what gearbox is in that e46.....

Manual
>job
works in tech, wanna say coder but probably sales
>age
25-28
>race
white
>subculture
Chris Harris! Chris Harris! Oh my god! Chris Harris!
>homeboard
local
>food
whatever
>vice
autocross and road rally
>gf y/n
maybe
>total autism level
8/10

SMG
>job
works in sales or doesn't work
>age
18 OR 30
>race
white American of eastern yuropoor descent
>subculture
upper-middle class slav
>homeboard
/gif/
>food
borscht
>vice
wodka
>gf y/n
yes, but vapid as fuck
>total autism level
2/10
>>
File: 1487388609480.jpg (939KB, 1440x810px) Image search: [Google]
1487388609480.jpg
939KB, 1440x810px
>job
Janitor at an ice rink
>age
23
>race
White
>subculture
Depressed
>homeboard
/o/ is my home now, but /b/ has raised me since I was 11
>food
Asian food is all I enjoy eating. Sushi, pho, taiwanese cafe shit, dim sum.
>vice
Masturbation
>gf y/n
No, on purpose though
>total autism level
fuckin 9.14

Pic is my baby, but she's hurt right now
>>
>>16701795
How the fuck can you afford an FD as a janitor? Tell me your secrets.
>>
>>16701811
I make 20 bucks an hour
>>
>>16701766
>job
full-time student (your grandfather willed you his car and he kept damn good care of it)
>age
18-21
>race
white
>subculture
hmmmmm, too tough to call since you inherited it
>homeboard
/v/
>food
what mom cooks, meal plan or ramen
>vice
ganja
>gf y/n
no
>total autism level
6/10
>>
>>16700081
>job
welfare
>age
22
>race
white
>subculture
trailer park boys
>homeboard
/o/
>food
squirrel
>vice
fucking his cousin
>gf
his cousin
>total autism level
low
>>
File: autobianchi.jpg (227KB, 1600x1060px) Image search: [Google]
autobianchi.jpg
227KB, 1600x1060px
I don't understand this thread so I'll just post my ride
>>
File: _20170221_104803.jpg (1014KB, 2299x1574px) Image search: [Google]
_20170221_104803.jpg
1014KB, 2299x1574px
>>
File: IMG_20170220_155005_01.jpg (597KB, 1310x2328px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170220_155005_01.jpg
597KB, 1310x2328px
>>
File: 8224017615_cbd04e5946_c.jpg (178KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
8224017615_cbd04e5946_c.jpg
178KB, 800x600px
burger fags will never guess
>>
>>16701943

>acura moving really fast at a ridiculous hihg speed
>>
>>16701811
>How can you afford an FD as a janitor
>No education so no loans
>Probably still lives at home or in a very shitty cheap apartment
His parents are more than likely subsidizing him. LIVIN THE DREAM.
>>
>>16700081

I love this piece of shit
>>
>>16702063
I live with a few room mates in a nice part of town and go to school part time, paying it in full. I support myself and my hobby. Meanwhile you ride the bus and criticize people on a Lithuanian cockroach rating forum.
>>
>>16702122
I also masturbate.
>>
>>16702049
Could be literally anything, W124s are cheap. I had a W210 all throughout high school that I bought for 3k, and I'm a burger fag. Yours appears to be a nice example though, how many miles (or kilometers) does it have on it?
>>
>>16702199
173k

bought it in december last year with 169k for 3000 dolleridoos

Couple quirks here and there but I'm working on fixing them all
>>
File: More_c9b2fe_5708367.jpg (31KB, 375x500px) Image search: [Google]
More_c9b2fe_5708367.jpg
31KB, 375x500px
>>16702122
>Lithuanian cockroach rating forum.

Best one I've heard in a while
>>
File: unnamed (5).jpg (87KB, 789x589px) Image search: [Google]
unnamed (5).jpg
87KB, 789x589px
>>16701795

;_;


>job
Truck driver/mover
>age
28
>subculture
I follow no culture
>homeboard
/o/
>food
Sushi
>vice
CHeesecake
>gf y/n
Yeah
>total autism level
10/10
>>
>>16702210
Not bad at all, I always preferred the looks of the W124 to the W210, but it was a great car nonetheless. The best part for me was driving around clueless friends while they "oooh'ed and ahhh'ed" over the "fancy Mercedes," even though I had paid a third of what the were paying for newer Toyota Crapollas with featherweight doors and cloth seats.
>>
>>16702122
>Roomates to divide rent
>student loans not in effect yet
Uh huh, hit me up when you're in the real world and not the college bubble.
>>
File: DSCF7105.jpg (585KB, 2000x1493px) Image search: [Google]
DSCF7105.jpg
585KB, 2000x1493px
>>16700081
rate
>>16702073
I've never liked Chevy's, but then again my experiences are smol
you seem like a happy father of two.
>>16702049
Superiority complex not sprung by the Mercedez but definitely is a product of that.
>>16701943
People insult your car but you love the feel of this car.
i feel that you got a manual before and switched to this when you wanted to stop shifting.
>>16701937
Holy fuck your car's stylish.
>>16701795
You got that car when you used all the money the military gave you and you imported it when you were stationed in Okinawa.
>>16701557
Where are the turn signals on this thing?
this is a question you need to ask yourself but never bother asking.
>>16701537
You baby this car but it's probably a v6
>>
>>16702271
exactly, people think its expensive when its basically a shit box, its even got sheep wool seat covers which are probably worth more than the rest of the car put together.

absolutely rock solid for 3 grand
>>
>>16702272
No, I'm paying for my classes in full. No loans. And look up the living costs in Vancouver before you open your mouth. This isn't some bumfuck town in the states where you can rent a whole house for 500.

God, there's no way you don't live at home. Listen to how close minded you are, bud.
>>
>>16702289
I'm Canadian and I've never been on an airplane, so there goes that theory. Honestly, why are you guys jealous of my car? I work hard and study hard and want something fun to drive and make a hobby out of. Your bus passes are not valid here.
>>
File: 20170215_143523.jpg (3MB, 4032x2268px) Image search: [Google]
20170215_143523.jpg
3MB, 4032x2268px
>job
Forklift Driver
>age
33
>race
I'm white nigga
>subculture
anime pro
>homeboard
/a/
>food
Chinese American
>vice
Coke with some Krakken rum
>gf
lol
>
10/10
>>
>>16702300
I live in a city older than yours, and just as expensive. I also own a house there. Hit me up when you're not splitting your rent multiple ways, food multiple ways, utilities multiple ways, and fund your cheap tuition by being over paid to empty empty trashcans. My credit score is more than you make a week. I wasn't even insulting you with the first post, and you got way to upset.
>>
>>16702312
i'm not jealous i just see that as a realistic and hassle free way to get an RX7 Japan Import.

hell, FDs are cheaper than most new cars, so don't get up in a fuss when i think you used a real normal method that other people on this site have used to get JDM tyte cars.

it makes you look foolish when you tell me i've got a bus pass when i literally in that same post posted my car, as well as a normal use of the Ad Hominem fallacy like everyone here uses...

tl:dr you sound retarded and you should feel bad.
>>
>>16702328
Just as expensive? I'd really like to see that. You live in Tokyo?

Literally why would you come here just to insult someone who came from a poor fucking family and is trying to balance school and work and enjoyment? You clearly have no character and should fuck right off.

>my credit score is more than you make in a week
Oh god I'm so jealous of you, the person with stick-up-his-ass dialogue that bleeds out of my monitor and who really cares about my personal life for some reason. So upset that you make 900 dollars a week before taxes like any other factory worker does. Good job.
>>
>>16702312
You have no idea what this thread is about, do you moron?
>>
>>16702350
Sorry, I just assumed that you wouldn't be caught dead driving your aunt's hand me down. Ayy next time don't assume I took the easy way like you or >>16702328 would. It's easy to make fun of people on the internet when you're doing 3% better in life than they are (or in your case, 3/5s of a person). Maybe you guys should look for a challenge.
>>
>>16702367
You sure you don't work at a drive through friend? Because you grasp straws like a pro. FDs aren't even that expensive in Canada. You got some intense ass pain issues.
>>
>>16702369
No, I just wanted to post my car because someone vandalized it and I want to remember the good memories while it's getting fixed. I glazed over the OP, to be honest.
>>
>>16702380
>don't assume I took the easy way like you
>proceeds to do assume others took it the easy way
It's true, being poor and retarded go hand in hand.
>>
>>16702380
okay.

i genuinely wish you good luck with the depression my guy.
>>
>>16702392
>No, I just wanted to post my car because someone vandalized it
I can only imagine why with a winning personality like that.
>>
>>16702388
Wew lad, that was actually pretty funny. Kudos.

Not once did I brag about having it. I'm just defending myself from people who think I live off mommy's dime like they do. If you think I'm as mad as you are, you're wrong.
>>
>>16702400
Say what you want, you're the one who attacked me first. I bet you like to go out and ruin people's property.
>>16702398
It's never easy but I come here to get worked up and sometimes end up feeling something. Today was not one of those days, though. People think being defensive = being butthurt, but when you're just waiting for better and more accurate insults and they never come, shit gets boring. Which reminds me, I have better things to do than be bored with the bicyclists here
>>
>>16702401
That's a pretty easy assumption to make when you're a janitor and assuming that you live in the states because that's the majority of 4chans user base. FDs aren't the most expensive thing in the world, but the fact that most can't be financed means 20k has to be put up front, which most janitors don't have laying around to spend on a car.
>>
>>16702418
>you're the one who attacked me first
You're talking to multiple people
>>
>>16702328
>>16702350
>>16702367
>>16702380
>>16702388
>>16702392
Holy shit. FUCK OFF.
>>
>>16702455
KYS
>>
>>16700181
That place looks comfy desu
>>
File: IMG_20160524_160947.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160524_160947.jpg
2MB, 3264x1836px
>>
File: 8092387_b_44379581f9f3c95d.jpg (100KB, 544x408px) Image search: [Google]
8092387_b_44379581f9f3c95d.jpg
100KB, 544x408px
>>16700081
Rate my turd.
It's a bit cold in the winters, but pretty solid overall.
>>
File: c0c.jpg (40KB, 634x650px) Image search: [Google]
c0c.jpg
40KB, 634x650px
>>16700081
>job
Foodstamps
>age
25-35
>race
White
>subculture
White trash
>home board
/k/
>food
McDonalds/BBQ
>vice
Dipping
>gf
Cousin
>total autism level
Good ol'boy/10
>>
>>16701557
Manager at parents restaurant
Mid 20's
Arab or Indian
Gym bro
/fit/ and /soc/
Kebab or curry
Vaping
Yes
Low
>>
File: 5798110001_large.jpg (41KB, 575x429px) Image search: [Google]
5798110001_large.jpg
41KB, 575x429px
>>
File: 67.jpg (368KB, 1200x814px) Image search: [Google]
67.jpg
368KB, 1200x814px
>>
>>16702255
Good on you for not turning it into a faggy fujiwara tofu delivery car. I'm sick of seeing those.
>>
File: image.jpg (3MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
3MB, 3264x2448px
Be gentle
>>
it's not much, but it is mine
>>
>>16702289
It IS a V6 sadly, but no insults for the drag radials as the previous owner did every modification to it. I haven't touched it as far as modding goes. Picking up some stock wheels soon enough.
>>
File: IMG_20161114_194505.jpg (1MB, 2560x1920px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20161114_194505.jpg
1MB, 2560x1920px
>>16700081
>>
>>16703571
>>job
Construction
>>age
30ish
>>race
Human
>>subculture
Wut?
>>homeboard
/k/ and /trv/
>>food
Falafel
>>vice
Scotch
>>gf y/n
N
>>total autism level
5
>>
File: acura-rdx-10.jpg (218KB, 2241x1461px) Image search: [Google]
acura-rdx-10.jpg
218KB, 2241x1461px
people in high school called me a loser...

but now, I drive an Acura.

Tell me. who's the loser now?
>>
>>16703622
>job
student
>age
20's
>race
white
>subculture
computers
>homeboard
/g/
>food
mac n' cheese
>vice
CP
>gf y/n
y
>total autism level
65/100
>>
>>16703622

>license plate on the dashboard

You're a fucking tool
>>
>>16702975

>job
Gym teacher
>age
30's
>race
white
>subculture
lesbian
>homeboard
/lgbt/
>food
pussy
>vice
pussy
>gf y/n
yes
>total autism level
B-
>>
>>16703644
can't say that's bad. looks good enough.
>>
>>16703662
>4.5 were right
Falafel's goddamn delicious.
>>
File: 560fc39172d5a.image.jpg (75KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
560fc39172d5a.image.jpg
75KB, 640x480px
>>
>>16703709
1/9
terrible guess my friend
>>
File: IMG_2693.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2693.jpg
2MB, 3264x2448px
485HP of pure Challenger poopy pack, wouldn't trade it for anything else.
>>
>>16702324
>posting daddies car.
>>
File: civic.jpg (35KB, 700x525px) Image search: [Google]
civic.jpg
35KB, 700x525px
2016 Civic EX-T

Going to trade it in for the new Si if they ever release it.
>>
File: 19072015(1).jpg (120KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]
19072015(1).jpg
120KB, 960x720px
>job
Petroleum Supply, IT Repair, Auto
>age
19
>race
White
>subculture
Tactically Poor
>homeboard
/o/, /b/, /vg/
>food
Ramen, Sushi, Schnitzen, Wurst, Potatoes
>vice
masturbating
>gf y/n
n
>total autism level
literally have aspergers, dyslexia, agnosia
>>
File: 2453.jpg (36KB, 605x645px) Image search: [Google]
2453.jpg
36KB, 605x645px
>>16702418
>>
File: IMG_20160913_184136.jpg (2MB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160913_184136.jpg
2MB, 2592x1944px
Both of these
>>
File: 2016-10-17 08.03.01 - Copy.jpg (465KB, 1328x747px) Image search: [Google]
2016-10-17 08.03.01 - Copy.jpg
465KB, 1328x747px
>>
>>16703571
needs moar foreground light/10
>>
File: 20170212_182327.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]
20170212_182327.jpg
1MB, 2560x1440px
>>16707491
>job
Probably spins tires for a living
>age
In the mid 20's
>race
With a Volvo? Maybe for laughs.
>subculture
Meme culture with a bit of sensibility thrown in the mix
>homeboard
/o/
>food
Burgers
>vice
Smuggles snuss, does kinda pathetic one wheel burnouts on the parking lot during the night
>gf y/n
Probably some 5/10, slightly chubby
>total autism level
Off the charts
>>
File: 20170209_164554.jpg (994KB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]
20170209_164554.jpg
994KB, 3264x1836px
>>
File: 20170221.jpg (423KB, 1024x600px) Image search: [Google]
20170221.jpg
423KB, 1024x600px
I'm cheating and using a nice photo of my whip. Update on it, I put a ski box on the roof. Yes, it completely eliminates the purpose of my glass rooftop.

If any of you are remotely right I will grant you a reward.


>>16703675
You, that's an old Acura SUV, not even one of the decent Acuras.
>job
You make cold calls at some company like Primerica or some shit
>age
26
>race
White
>subculture
Snitching
>homeboard
/h/
>food
Some bullshit like Olive Garden, because "It's an authentic taste of Italy" because you went to Rome once and now you're an expert about Italian culture
>vice
You like to unwind to a glass of wine occasionally, because you're sophisticated
>gf y/n
You do, but they're as interesting as a wet carrot
>total autism level
10
>>
>>16701027
>job
Construction
>age
30
>race
White
>subculture
Veteran
>homeboard
/k/
>food
Steaky Steak
>vice
Your Cousin
>gf y/n
Yes, Your Sister
>total autism level
4
>>
>>16702324

>job
Real estate
>age
30's
>race
White
>subculture
Saying, "Imagine an LS swap in (insert car name here)"
>homeboard
/o/
>food
Buffalo Wild Wings
>vice
Yelling at your wife in public
>gf y/n
Yea
>total autism level
7
>>
from miata to c30r
>>
>>16707763

You're right on the wine and autism. Close on /h/, but I prefer /e/ because softcore erotic anime is more classy
>>
ITT we all assume everyone is white
>>
>>16707989
Yoo, I was debating between my Allroad and a C30, how do you like the car? I was planning on getting a 2011 model. Anything about the car I should know?

>job
Tech Shit
>age
23
>race
White
>subculture
Cool dude
>homeboard
/b/
>food
Chicken Wraps
>vice
Huffing Air Duster
>gf y/n
Yes
>total autism level
0
>>
>>16708014
Have you ever seen someone who isn't white on this website?
>>
>>16707989

It's a C30 R-Design.

No such thing as a C30R.
>>
>>16707763
>>job
pharmacist or IT
>>age
28
>>race
some sort of gookinese or mexican
>>subculture
closet pedos
>>homeboard
/g/
>>food
jap food, and you know alot about japanese food despite not being japanese
>>vice
porn addiction
>>gf y/n
there are some girls into you but you're too autistic to make a move
>>total autism level
stance/10
>>
File: IMG_20170218_093930.jpg (4MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170218_093930.jpg
4MB, 4032x3024px
>>16707989
Noice
> tfw when no C30 Polestar with M/T
>>
>>16708021
the C30 is amazing, this is an 08. it's a nice hot hatch but do keep in mind it's a FWD. if you want RWD or AWD, look elsewhere

this is my first venture into volvo ownership and im happy so far, but i can tell maintenance and repair is going to be a huge bitch
>>
File: 000000012.jpg (709KB, 334x188px) Image search: [Google]
000000012.jpg
709KB, 334x188px
>2007 Passat
>134,000 miles
had it for 2 days

my parents got a new car and they couldn't sell this because it has a rebuilt title so they wouldn't get much for it. instead they're just letting me use it
oil changes have been done regular and everything has been done by the euro dealership mechanic. I actually know him, friends with two of his daughters and one of them asked me to a dance in highschool. last week the dealership owner talked to my dad and said he was worried when my dad first bought it but now everything in the car is in really good shape
what do you think?
>>
>>16708046
you're right, thanks for the correction.
>>
>>16708128
should also mention I bought this a couple days ago for $5100. if you can get it for around that price, definitely buy it
>>
>>16708128
It's fucking clean. I was digging the 2011 model,they're a solid 11k. I'm very familiar with the car, I've just never met an owner. I feel like it's a clique car, not many people apreciate them. I'm assuming the visibility is nice as fuck?
>>
>>16708068
Only thing you were right about was the shit with the women.

>>job
pharmacist or IT
>Art Director

>>age
28
>20

>>race
some sort of gookinese or mexican
>Eastern Euro Slav White

>>subculture
closet pedos
>LA Underground Artist Douche bags

>>homeboard
/g/
>/fa/

>>food
jap food, and you know alot about japanese food despite not being japanese
>Fuggin Pizza/ Beaner Food

>>vice
porn addiction
>Stoges and Jager

>>gf y/n
there are some girls into you but you're too autistic to make a move
>Very fucking accurate ^^^^^

>>total autism level
stance/10
>Can't argue with you on that
>>
File: 20170221_155642.jpg (1MB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
20170221_155642.jpg
1MB, 2048x1152px
Judge my disgusting beige child
>>
>whip
im getting old
>>
>>16701829
>full-time student (your grandfather willed you his car and he kept damn good care of it)
Student and factory worker
>18-21
20, so spot on
>white
Nope, Korean
>hmmmmm, too tough to call since you inherited it
Bought it, and not from somebody I knew
>/v/
/k/
>what mom cooks, meal plan or ramen
I actually am a decent cook myself
>ganja
Guns and furries
>no gf
Correct
>total autism level 6/10
That's about right, you're maybe a bit low
>>
>>16702517
>job
Autozone
>age
18-22
>race
white with blond hair
>food
bologna
>vice
dip
>gf y/n
pregnant 16 yr old
>total autism level
7/10


>>16709543
>job
full time collage
>age
19-22
>race
white
>food
pizza or tacos
>vice
fapping
>gf y/n
prolly a nice girl who is a business major or something similar
>total autism level
3/10
>>
File: IMG_1743.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1743.jpg
2MB, 3264x2448px
>>16700081
Decrypt me lads.
>>
File: PRSCHE.jpg (477KB, 1536x1152px) Image search: [Google]
PRSCHE.jpg
477KB, 1536x1152px
>>
>>16702532
Love beetles. Even the new ones
>>
>>16700081
bud kessler you and your iroc are both massive faggots
>>
File: IMG_5929.jpg (4MB, 3024x4032px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_5929.jpg
4MB, 3024x4032px
Have it at lads
>>
>>16712209

>>job
engineering
>>age
45
>>race
white
>>subculture
redneck
>>homeboard
k
>>food
beer
>>vice
bench mounted
>>gf y/n
y
>>total autism level
0
>>
File: download (2).png (519KB, 952x528px) Image search: [Google]
download (2).png
519KB, 952x528px
Not mine, not mine's color. But mine's also a Turbo z31.
>>
File: Thatjustwashedfeel2.jpg (2MB, 3953x1908px) Image search: [Google]
Thatjustwashedfeel2.jpg
2MB, 3953x1908px
>>
>>16709941
Pretty damn accurate, anon. Biege chebby here, only things you got wrong were my age (I'm 23) and GF's major (writing). Also the autism level, probably.
>>
Just bought this a couple weeks ago.
>>
File: snowroll.jpg (4MB, 2960x1689px) Image search: [Google]
snowroll.jpg
4MB, 2960x1689px
This will be fun, have at it.

>>16709571
>thread
>>
>>16712270
Same as this anon
>>
File: In Thought.jpg (29KB, 640x519px) Image search: [Google]
In Thought.jpg
29KB, 640x519px
>>16708080
>job
Clothing Store
>age
25
>race
white
>subculture
hispanic
>homeboard
no fucking clue
>food
burritos
>vice
putting feerari logos on your volvo
>gf y/n
yes
>total autism level
Not bad, just out of college and took the opportunity to take a picture while buying Ikea furniture, 4/10 chad
>>
>>16712506
>subculture
bean*
>>
>>16712506
>white hispanic
>>
File: IMG_0384.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0384.jpg
2MB, 4032x3024px
>>16712499
>job
Food
>age
22
>race
White
>subculture
Closet weeaboo
>homeboard
/o/
>food
Asian
>vice
Spends too much money on car you can't move out
>gf y/n
N
>total autism level
6/10

How'd I do??
>>
File: 1473587188329.jpg (83KB, 1024x548px) Image search: [Google]
1473587188329.jpg
83KB, 1024x548px
>>16703622
>license plate on the dash in a jetta
>>
File: 367716040_a9c0f7adfd.jpg (203KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
367716040_a9c0f7adfd.jpg
203KB, 500x375px
>>16712544
This is me
>>16712270

A little bit off. I found a closer pic to what mine actually looks like (for some reason I have no pictures in my phone, I'll have to remember to take some when I get it out in a month or so).

Same color, mine has faded all the way to pinkish orange.
>>
>>16712544
>food
wrong, warehouse, work for amazon
>22
Bingo! good guess
>White
HAH, Mexican, you mad white boi?
>closet weeb
Actually a little, but I'm open to it. All my friends call me a Canadaboo actually
>/o/
I first became a /k/tard then moved here and frequent /pol/. But since I went to a o meet you're right
>Asian food
Bingo
>Spends too much on car so I cant move out
I've had it for 2 months now, but yeah I spend too much to move out
>No GF
:(
>6/10
Thanks, I rank myself as a 5/10

You did really well anon.
>>
File: stock.jpg (211KB, 1064x599px) Image search: [Google]
stock.jpg
211KB, 1064x599px
>>16700081
>>
File: subb.jpg (66KB, 550x456px) Image search: [Google]
subb.jpg
66KB, 550x456px
>>16700086

>Engine-box with four wheels
>pic related vape machine
>>
File: scuub.jpg (28KB, 576x472px) Image search: [Google]
scuub.jpg
28KB, 576x472px
>>16700357
That's like, your opinion, man.
>>
File: Snapchat-2077731941.jpg (457KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]
Snapchat-2077731941.jpg
457KB, 1080x1920px
>>
File: IMG_20170222_181354_522.jpg (3MB, 2988x2988px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170222_181354_522.jpg
3MB, 2988x2988px
5.7
>>
File: pg - Copy.png (808KB, 589x585px) Image search: [Google]
pg - Copy.png
808KB, 589x585px
>>16709941
heres my ride if anyone cares
>>
File: cressy.jpg (1MB, 3008x2000px) Image search: [Google]
cressy.jpg
1MB, 3008x2000px
where are all the japanese shitboxes

>job
full time student/lab assistant
>age
18 (19 on the 24th tho!!!)
>race
white
>subculture
the white upper middle class going to college to study something useless (chemistry) one
>homeboard
/fa/ or /tv/
>food
fruit
>vice
diet coke and rockstar zero
>gf y/n
khv
>total autism level
23.6
>>
File: IMG_0695.jpg (587KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0695.jpg
587KB, 2048x1365px
1/2
>>
File: IMG_1320.jpg (105KB, 506x900px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1320.jpg
105KB, 506x900px
>>16715008
2/2
Thread posts: 200
Thread images: 93


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.