ITT: Post the absolutely blandest looking cars

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>>16699329

>>16699337
This has a real distinctive shape across the shoulder. Gives you the impression you could put the canopy on either way if you wanted.

European early 2000s cars are the worst in that regard.

It was the time when they were still in 90's mode but tried to stretch 90's look on the ridiculous new age car proportions with the high belt lines creating monstrous sides with nothing going on

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>>16699362
>European early 2000s cars are the worst in that regard.

>imblyign

>>16699351
I hate this car, but so damn reliable

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>Create breakthrough electric car
>Make it look like this

Why, GM?

>>16699525
doesn't look bland, it's a cringe box

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people who love shitboxes might disagree with this one.

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what do you guys think about r19? ive found some diesel ones with low km. It looks well maintained.

>>16699572
I'd grab it instantly.

R19 are damn reliable and easy to fix cars and usually get exported to Africa (probably because of that reason)

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>>16699362
no

>>16699641
>cherrypicking

also, that car came out in the late 90's not 00s.

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>>16699655
M3 was released in 2001
The pre facelift 3 series (1998-2000) has aged quite poorly though

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>>16699329

>>16699718
I'd say they're exactly on the line between bland and elegant

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The blandest.

>>16699737
agreed

early/mid 2000 american cheap midsized sedans

>>16699525
>breakthrough EV

4 years late m8, tesla btfo of gm

>>16699737
>>16699753
elegant, you use that word but i don't think you know what it means. Stop using that word before looking it up in the dictionary.

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>>16699329

Bentley's and Rolls' look like they're stuck in the early 2000's.

>>16699329
if the car in the OP's pic existed i'd be the first to buy one.

Kys calling that bland

>>16699975
He is likely referring to the MSRP that most can afford. Which Tesla still hasnt released their affordable Model 3 after all this time.

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>>16700013
beats being stuck in 2017

>>16700013
The average owner of those cars is like 70-80 years old. What do you expect.

>>16699975
breakthough in affordability, m8

>>16700023
Me too. I'd buy it.

>>16700013
No ass

>>16700204
kys

>>16700249
its bland af

dwi

>>16699997
your name really fits

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Does it get any more bland than this?

>>16700229
it's a car, not a woman/man you sick fuck

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little do they know what hides under that hood

>>16699351
pls no bully corolla

>>16700765
A bland car can still be a great car

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>>16700636
FUCK YOU. GO DIE IN A GUTTER.

>>16700866
>MR2fags have anger issues
Gee who woulda thought

>>16700866
to be devils avocado here, the car is heavily modified

Pretty much any of the more modern bmw, mercedes, audis.... they all look the exact same to me just some are a little bigger and some smaller. Not that some aren't good looking.... its just they all are kind of meh. Except that bmw 8 series in the 90s with the shark nose. Ugh buckets of cum for that one mates.

>>16699997
Your name really suits you

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>>16699997

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>ctrl-f
>Camry
>0 results

Literally the most vanilla car on the market. Driven by boring people with no sense of direction in life.

>>16700927
It's called having "classic" styling. It's so the car will still look fresh and recognizable 10 years from now instead of being radically re-styled every 3 years like the Jap shitboxes. It's iconic rather than "right now" This is why an Audi A6 from 5 years ago still looks classic, and why a current Lexus will be a laughable styling oddity 5 years from now.

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As a bonus it has a positively god-awful rear end

>>16699331
not that bland. The back has some nice design details.

>>16699366
It's imposing, that front. Not bland at all.

>>16699641
plz, this has to be bait. >>16699661 yeah, somewhat agree, the facelift was doubtful as it came out, even worse now

>>16699718
WHAT? that back was the reason so many "lexus style" taillights appeared. It's super iconic, having the reversed tailight predominant light.

>>16699739
Not bland, just outdated, the Fiat 124 sedan was nice for the time.

>>16700204
check the definition of bland. protip, doesn't include hood scoops, pop-up headlights and side stickers.

>>16702335
>>16702352
If they are ugly they can't be bland.
BTW, the E60 still has one of the best taillights ever.

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>>16702384
>BTW, the E60 still has one of the best taillights ever.
>bangle butt E60s
>best
mfw

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>>16699329

i made a huge effort to post this car due of the huge blandiness

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>>16699329

>>16702179
>Driven by boring people with no sense of direction in life.
It's a reliable car albeit boring m8. Not everybody need to put their entire identity into their car.

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>>16700229

The Volt may possibly be the definition of no ass.

>>16700718
222hp? Less than any average car (in the USA) these days.

>>16703609
The identity of a camry driver is being terrible.

Every single camry driver ive seen cannot drive for shit, between not signaling and driving 20 under and various other things.

I fucking hate seeing camrys on the road Holy shit.

>>16702453
Hard to believe that box helped pull Chrysler out of bankruptcy in the 80's

>>16703778
Much as I loathe the Volt, i got to say, at least it looks more appealing unlike the current gen Prius

>>16699329
00's car design was really bad

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>>16699329
When they switched over to the new body style back in 2011-2012...meh. They just as well printed the word "Car" in generic letters on the trunk. Yuck.

[your car]

>>16705009
[reeeeeee]

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>>16699665
On thumbnail it looks like this one

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I'm surprised no-one posted any British cars from the 80's and 90's. Bland, uniform beige all round.
This is the Austin Maestro.

>>16700229

that no ass has about 16 cubic square feet of storage space

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>>16699345
How the hell did they go from this to that?

>>16699342
That is sexy af, are you meme'ing me m8?

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>>16699525
Ugly, not bland. Bland would be a step up.

>>16699567
I'm a shitbox enthusiast, and the Aveo is legitimately awful design wise.

>>16706299
What an awful looking piece of shit. Wtf were they thinking?
"Guys, everyone thinks the Prius is for people that eat avocados. We can change this. Put as many hideous hard angles and nippleblades on it as possible."

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>>16700013
>>16700229

>>16700013
man that is a terrible angle for that car

>>16706322
hahaha goddamn

>>16699739
a truly bland design is when you remove the badge and no one can recognize the car

lada may be awful but it's instantly recognizable in half of the world

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>>16700204
Pretty weak bait desu

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>>16706299
>tfw geometry glitches are real but infinite money cheats are not

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>>16700013
That's because both the Phantom and the Continental GT has been in production since 2003.

And the cars that have spawned around them since have taken styling cues from their flagship cars.

>>16702179
I got a job offer to sell Toyota.

I dont see a problem moving Tacomas, Tundras, 4runners, gt86s, or Prius.

Their bullshit sedans will kill me. I am trying to get in at Honda to sell millions of Civics.

>>16703778
thicc

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>>16699329
Fucken KEK

>>16703799
>measuring modern car hp vs older car hp
nigger what are you doing

>>16707655
lmao

it's so bland the image recognition can't even process it correctly

>>16707655
>>16707721
Wait there was a car in the OP's image?

>>16707655
Fucking savage

>>16700718

That's a 1990MY and they still look mean...

>>16699329
Any VW made after 1994

>>16700023
It does, its called a Panamera.

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>>16702384

>300C grille
>imposing

>fiat 124
>nice

>E60
>deserving of any praise for design

consult cranky my friend

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>>16699329
>>16699342
>>16699366
>>16699641
>>16699661
>>16699718
>>16699739
>>16700204
>>16700718
>>16704888
>>16705761
>>16707672

The funny thing is that I love how these cars look. They're minimal and understated instead of being flashy and tacky like practically everything looks these days. They're not trying to be more than they are and I admire that.

I'm a simple man.

pic related: another "bland" car I love

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>>16708802
Fiat 500

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This used to be the ABSOLUTE blandest and top generic car that ever existed

>>16709506
i dont even know what it is

>>16709506
>bland

>>16699329
Take any car and paint it beige or any color similar to it or brown, and you instantly get a bland car.

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Americans get their own Civics nowadays because the global models aren't bland looking enough.

Also what's with your obsession with sedans?

>>16702384
>check the definition of bland. protip, doesn't include hood scoops, pop-up headlights and side stickers.


>lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting.

the entire car is just generic 80s sports car

>>16699661
its not great but id take it anyday over actual bland shitboxes

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>>16699997
>Faggot
Glad we cleared that up.

>>16702384
>>16702335
then again, the E60 has aged well

>>16708841
>sl2
>bland

tell me what other cars offer that kind of greenhouse with based polymer panels

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7th or 6th gen civics have a pretty bland and generic shape

>>16700866
>beam suspension
poser shit

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>>16702453
hell yeah these cars are sweet i miss them and the plymouth sundance

>>16702214
Speaking of Lexus, did they omit the front bumper just so they can extort people who get in the smallest collisions?

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>>16713477
Certified Laughing stock. Just watch.

>>16711837
yes, that car is the very definition of it

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>>16700667
Go fuck yourself. I fap to what I want.

>>16699366
You joking right, this car literally saved that company from bankruptcy.

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>>16714594
damn it's lewd as fuck

>>16715709
>saved that company from bankruptcy
Right, of course, that's why Chrysler didn't go bankrupt.

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The late 90s/early 00s was a bad time for car quality and design. Everything had that fucking blobular shape to it.

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My ex used to have one of these. It was loud and uncomfortable as fuck to drive.

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>>16707714
>replying to bait
i find it highly unlikely that the average car in the US makes more than 222hp. unless that kike can cite his sources, he can fuck right off.