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What do you have on your keychain, /o/?

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What do you have on your keychain, /o/?
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1st for weeb keychains
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>>16698759
2nd for weebchain spam edition, and this is with most of my shit removed
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>>16698932
forgot some things were hidden in that picture
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>having things on your keys
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2sets
>house key, dongle, car key
>house key, different house key, car key, pic related
it's just over an inch long and I've had it for 10+ years so mines darkened and hard to read
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>>16698956
i heartshape weird rectangle werider fucking shape. Wtf are you amerifat.
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>>16698759
Bike on left, car on right
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Takata keychain that came with my Bride wallet, house key, mail key, car keys
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>>16698986
Oh. And toolbox key.
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>>16698932
>>16698939

Autism
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NSX
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>>16698992
pro you mean
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Car key
Apartment key
Office key
Keyring of car logo that came with keychain
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>>16699003
someone gonna cut your key from a picture and then carry it around until they find the right car that it fits?
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>>16699003
wtf is up with the timberland tags? you a nigger?
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>>16699111
Apparently? I never figured you might have to censor the shape of your fucking keys if you car is rare enough. Don't know about the NXS though.
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Uh keys to 4 different cars
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>key
>alarm
>broken photo-filter
>wrench
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>>16698949
>t. Mugabe
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>>16699308
I wouldn't keep that 10mm on your keys if I was you. Bad luck
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>>16699321
It's fairly easy to predict i use it a lot.
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>>16698996
Do you like 326 power?
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All this shit
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keys

and black ice
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>>16699356
what gave it away? I went to their workshop to get some stuff while over there, no point keeping the keychains on my desk haha
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>>16699369
>piston
First thing itt that triggered my DO WANT.
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>>16699422
That thing came out of my first nitro RC car from when I was like 12 years old, crashed it into a curb at like 70mph and that's all I kept from the wreckage lol
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>>16698759
>What do you have on your keychain, /o/?
Nothing. For two reasons. ONE is that weight causes more vibration and tugging on the ignition cylinder over time. Having a lot of metal hanging on the keychain plus its cantilevered angle with the key inserted means the tumblers get more stress on them as the weight vibrates or shakes as the car moves. TWO is that if some mugger comes after me for the car, he will demand the keys. If I have no other keys with the car key, then the mugger won't have those keys. People who put their house keys on the same keychain will be forced to re-key their house and garage. That's because the house address is on the car's registration. If the registration or insurance form is not in the car, the criminal can look up the owner and house address via the VIN or license plate.
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>>16698759
r34 op?
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>>16699513
Yep
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>>16699454
You must live in a shitty neighbourhood.
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>>16698759
Have the same keychain on my Opel Omega.
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>>16699521
nice
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>>16699255

Maybe? What the fuck are you gonna do about it anon?
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>>16699581
As Ivan always says, there is no such thing as a place with no crime. Only places with less or more.
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Weeaboo shit, and a fish
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Supra, supra key, house keys, keytag.
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House keys are separate
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>>16698824
>>16698932
>>16698939
>>16698971
>>16699799
>>16700058
You disgust me.
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my other keys.
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>>16700067
lol, these are the type of weeb furry faggot autists you interact with each day, what a board huh grown ass men with anime key chains
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>>16700082
There's tons of normie auto boards you could be on, feel free to leave.
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>>16700067
This 2bh, contain your autism guys
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>>16700114
Most normies don't care about anime shit as long you're not obnoxious about it, that guy is simply autistic.
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My khakis
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>>16700067
>>16700082
>>16700149
4u
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>>16700231
>look how much of a child I am tho
Nobody cares, kill urself
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>>16699594
There is a lot of cum inside your keyboard


Also put on some pants
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>>16700234
the bike will do that for me eventually. its just a matter of time
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>>16698759
Keeping it simple with sasquatch
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>>16700243
nah man i'm gucci
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>>16698759
The squiddo is getting pretty beat up, but I suppose it can't be helped.
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>>16698759
Same as you, but an actual tag
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House key, car key, that's it. Also I didn't check but is this thread full of manchildren looking for any excuse to post their guns/knives?
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>>16700231
tfw no itabike
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You niggas need to simplify
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>>16698949
>>16699594
>>16700343
>>16700367
>I'm a boring person with absolutely no personality
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>>16698996
The 326 crown is pretty cool
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>>16700377

>I have to "express" myself through useless, often cringeworthy clutter

What if I have so much personality that I've transcended the need to have stupid "remove before flight" and anime keychain MeeM??
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>>16700377
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>>16699581
>You must live in a shitty neighbourhood.
I live in a great neighborhood with nice people. Green lawns, maintained houses, maintained yards, people planting flower beds, and not one bad house anywhere. But the bad people commute to ours using mass transit and bicycles to burgle it during the daytime when people are at work. Or they walk around or hide waiting for residents to mug them.

Something similar happened in a city far from mine. But you know of that city from the news. The mayor of Trayvon's city got mugged in front of his nice house and his mercedes SUV was jacked. They hid and waited for people to come home at night. As you get out of the car, boom, they put a gun in his mouth, took his keys and wallet, then drove off. BUT they didn't know he was the mayor, so when the police found out, they went full power after the 3 dindu kids. A chase happened, the SUV was wrecked, and 2 dindu got caught and pleaded not guilty despite the police chase. How more obviously guilty can they be?
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>>16700367
Some people have more then 1 lock on their house or keys to offices/rental properties.


Not everyone is 16
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>>16700343

No. For that you can go to /k/'s daily carry threads to see Gran Autismo manchildren brag about how they carry a pistol, two knives, two magazines, a phone, a near-exploding wallet, ten keys, lighter, a waterproof notepad and pen, an MRE, a flashlight, a wrench, a first aid kit, and a few mandatory anime-related paraphernalia every day in their bulky cargo shorts and fedora.

"Hey, you never know when you're going to need them"

Jesus. Just carry a bugout bag if you guys are that retarded. It's a carry thread not prepper shit.

Rant over.
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>>16700427
I see those "carry threads" on here enough, it is retarded.
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>>16700395
>>16700377
This. Keyring clutter is the equivalent of girls wearing triforce shirts to let guys know that they're a super quirky, hardcore gamer WHO'S ALSO A GIRL!


Nobody cares, it's just obnoxious.
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>>16700377
>a piece of random plastic or metal attached to my car keys is an expression of my personality

now do you realize how fucking stupid you sound nigga?
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>>16700445

you can't say the n word. its racist
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>>16700458
you mean "nigga"? nigga i'll say "nigga" as much as my black nigga ass wants and there aint nigga aint shit you can do bout it aight
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>>16700458
>you can't say the n word. its racist
Why do so many blacks call themselves n*** then? I hear that all the time. They should just stop using that word and try to have it die out. Yet they keep that word in play as if they need to feel victimized.
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>>16700476
>>16700489

ha ha I was only pretending to be retarded. you were le epic trolled ;)
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>>16699003
>niggerlands
lmao
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>>16700507
damn you nigga
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That's about it. House keys, car key, keys for work, gym and liquor tags, and game boy lanyard.
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>>16700489
It's only okay for people of certain skin colors to say certain words, which is somehow not racist.
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>>16700309
Get that off of a fuse?
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>>16700697
pitot tube actually, the canvas part broke, so I just took the tag off before i threw it away
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>>16698759
muh nigga
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Noticing a trend
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>>16700713

I don't get how the "remove before flight" keychain meme became so popular. The inherent act of inserting the key before your drive goes against the "remove" part of the tag. It just feels wrong.
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>>16700742
Why do you have Andy Dick on your keychain?
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My car key, my mom's spare car key, house key, mail key and a war amps key-return tag.
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>>16700751
yeah, makes me wonder too
also
>having this tag on anything other than saab

come on
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>>16698759
>>16700309
>>16700713
All these niggas remove their keys before they drive
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>>16698759
>>16698932
>>16700713
>>16700742
>remove before flight

i once bought a motorcycle jacket with that hanging on there. i removed it and threw it away because it said so... i feel so autistic
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>>16698759
r8 me
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>>16700751
I have one but it's because it reminds me of when I used to work on jets in the Marine Corps. They used to sell them on base and a lot of people in my squadron have them.
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>>16700811
>non factory key
>worn down fob
>camels
>GM
>dirty ass table

Where do I start
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>>16699003
Good thing that key is censored. I was ready to make a copy from the image and just travel around the world trying it on every NSX I see on the street.

Seems like the easiest, most efficient way to steal a car.
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bud light lime bottle opener
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>>16700801
>>16700790
I like to have mine on there cause I'm a pilot, the same reason i have one hanging from the tow hook on my car
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>>16700818
Non factory key was from a dealership for the starter recall
Worn down fob came like that
Camels > Marlboro
>Saturn
Not my table, I'm being a normie and am hanging out at a cafe
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>>16700785
Well you could get away with it on a Mitsubishi, too. But I'm not sure if these were used back then.
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>>16700837
Bro. That's a gross ass cafe


Don't order anything to eat or drink at that shithole


I wouldn't do coke off that table
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I don't drive a GM so my ignition cylinder is fine.
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>>16700751
I have one because I'm a maintainer
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>>16701026
>he doesn't have a loaded gun on his key ring


dropped
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>>16698759
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>>16699321
why bad luck?
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>>16701099
4u
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>>16698949
best post right here
you don't want extra weight in your key, ends up messing up the cylinder
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Never liked the feeling of having anything but the key. Maybe a tag with a phone number if I ever lost it
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rate plz
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>>16699454
this guy is based too
t. >>16701239
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>>16701154
Not real but still kek'd


I saw a black guy in Detroit with a FN on a big ass gold rope chain last year.

I wanted to laugh but was too afraid of getting shot
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>>16699830
QUADRIFOGLIO VERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>B-but Giulia, I'm tired of winning
>I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, WE'RE GOING TO KEEP WINNING ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
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>>16700257
Brazil? Argentina?
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>>16700308
why would you use such a rough wire instead of a key ring? Why speed up deterioration?
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>>16700377
>i have so little personality I need to hang things from my car key so it looks like I have one
Enjoy having your key cylinder fail, cuck
>>16700395
>>16700443
this
>>16700423
That's what you get another key ring for
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Keys to my dd
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>>16700835
>i must let everyone know i'm a pilot tehe xDD
god i hate people like you
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>>16701321
pls be my bf
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>>16700835
just makes you look like a faggot FYI, zillions of people have them, and none of them are pilots
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Dentist postin
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>>16701343
Can I have some demerol bb?
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>>16700997
I-its not that bad, I swear
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>>16701337
Kek why do you say that
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>>16701374
because he can tell you're a bottom
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>key fob
>House key
>Bottle opener
>AutoZone rewards
>Tarbo whistle
>Mini moccasin

R8 n h8 guys
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>>16701416
Forgot about meme red tag thing, but mines from a sunglass company
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>>16701386
>he
Im a woman
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>>16700423
I have a key card to my office and to my neighborhood gate.
I keep those in my wallet. I carry my car key and front door key with me.
I hate clutter, I'm a minimalist.
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>>16701485
>internet
>woman
kek
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>>16701485
lets see those tits, eh?
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>>16701485
You a dude unless proven otherwise
>tits or gtfo
Faggot
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>>16701485
I'm the anon you replied to with the leatherman on the keys but post a a pic of your stomach with a slice of bread on it for proof pls
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>>16700050
>What does my car look like again?
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>>16700427
There's the same thing on /g/. Just add a little useless consumer tech shit to that list.
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Shit.
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>>16698759
>>16700309
>>16700713
>>16700742

These are stupid. Not only is it a huge fad, but it doesn't even make sense: to put a car into "flight," you insert, not remove, the fucking keys.

If I followed what the red tab is telling me, I'd just be sitting there in the parking lot with the keys in my hand, waiting for "flight," like a dumbass.
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>>16698960
shit bait
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>>16701781
Actually it wouldn't be wise to have your keys in your car during an airlift
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>>16701781
Come on fuckwad, I just have one on there because it's easy to grab hold of when the keys are in my pocket. Don't get too autistic. I'll remove the keys when my 44hp '71 beetle jumps.
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>>16701781
>leave keys in car
>board plane
>car isn't there when you come back
that's retarded m8
not even the arabs leaving cars abandoned in airports leave the keys in
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>>16701781

You're supposed to take it literally...you have to remove your keys before you board a plane, when you're doing the security check.

Mostly it's just an excuse for a large piece of fabric in your pocket, which makes it easier to get a hold of and pull out your keys.
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>>16701781
Autism: The post
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>>16702084
Oh and Inb4 basement dweller. My house is electronic entry
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Which one?

Normal key chain: house key, bike pannier key 1, bike pannier key 2, topcase key, disk lock key, work tag, light key,
work keychain
Work car: Moose with Norwegian sweater
Work key: Stahlwille fob, dongle, machines key, usb. cabinet key
Bike key: BMW fob
Bicycle key: key bicycle 1, key bicycle 2, key lock bicycle 2, house key, bottle opener (I have no idea were this one is actually)
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>>16700050
How'd u get the WAT keychain?
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>>16701288
Came with the core drill. It's not all that rough either, just some run of the mill steel cable. Everything moves around pretty freely so long as the ball chain on the squid doesn't get tangled on something.
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>>16702084
What's that dude from?
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>>16702242
Doctor Who
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This thread should be called "neiman hate thread"
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>>16702530
Is that a tripfag?
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>>16699754
maybe? nigger doesn't even know what he is

that's what happens when you don't know who your daddy is
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>>16702623
kek fucking negros
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>>16702622
Is that a fucking cunt ?
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>>16700742
>Noticing a trend
yes, there are lots of dipshits on /o/
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Nothing, I just carry the key fob
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>>16702634
I was asking about this "neiman", is that a tripfag?
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>>16702640
Your key cylinder thanks you for it anon
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>>16702718
(((neiman)))
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Anyone else carry a handcuff key on Keychain?
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Its big, light, and soft.
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>>16702718
It depends

There is neiman free cars nowadays and it's gay
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>>16700058
Makes me miss my Fiesta
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>>16702785
blackhoes ffs what is this shop
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>>16700234

>furry calling out weebs
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>>16702087
because a basement dweller's parents wouldn't give him the entry code
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>>16701906
>not even knowing the purpose of rbf tags
theyre for shit like landing gear pins that make sure landing gear wont fold up while the plane is on the ground, and ejection seat firing pins

nobody that actually deals with planes would ever disgrace their keychain with that cringy teenager shit, its as retarded as debadging an economy hatchback and putting some sports car logo on it

your shitbox is not an airplane, kys

t. someone who actually works with planes
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Used to have one of those turbo key chains, but I've been liking this a bit more.
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>>16702949
Our airforce hands them out.
Mate of mine works on Chinooks, he has that as a key fob.
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>>16702983
>helicoper
>part of the air force
>not part of armyscum
how to spot a third world air force 101
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>>16700058
nice chinkpad kb, is it the bluetooth one?
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>I'm a living meme
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Got my house key and toolbox and tool cart key.
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>>16700827

>smash window
>punch flat head screw driver through ignition switch
>drive away

90's hondas take 5min to steal no matter the model.
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>>16702169
Asking the important questions
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>>16703194
>Naked Very Berry

That shit is delicious
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>Apartment, breezeway, mailbox, safe and car key
>Flathead size thingy cause my IACV is going out on me so its really useful right now
>Doughnut cause driftcar

>>16698932
>>16699369
>>16700308
>>16700669
disgusting
>>16699003
nice timbys, but you look like a retard for censoring the key. >>16703288 knows whats up.

>>16699308
>>16700218
>>16700257
>>16700811
very good very good
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>>16701251
Nice and simple, I like it anon.
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>>16699581
>You must live in a shitty neighbourhood.
No, criminals come to you. That occurs in all countries. You should have read that past australian thread about wild driving and carjackings by the Apex gang or other refugee immigrants from Africa, syria, iraq, and afghanistan. They would carjack something and then travel to a good neighborhood and do a home invasion.

My small suburb city has had home invasions over the years. Some were well-targeted. In one case, the property was owned by somewhat reclusive male, and he was killed. He was a retired manager of a major corporation who was divorced. The two homeless invaders lived there for over six months pretending to be the original homeowner. They had his bank cards and PIN which is easy enough since one person waits at the house with the victim tied up while the other goes to the bank machine to withdraw cash every day. Then they have the mutual funds and 401K account wire more money into the bank account.
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Not a lot.
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>>16704247
You drive a Lambo?

Post a picture of it.
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>>16704279
pew pew
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>>16704313
I'm amazed anyone on 4chan drives a lambo
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>>16704139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WJ6FbcWYRU
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>>16704477
here's mine, it was used in a movie
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>>16704505
What was the damage to own that sexy peice of hardware?
>>
>>16704313
Well then.
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/v/ worthy?
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>>16698759
>>16700309
>>16700713
>>16700742

We are the elite. Mines from SpaceX
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>>16704552
>We are the elite
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>>16704552
>we are the elite
>shitty carabiner Keychain jumble
>picture taken on what appears to be a dirty futon
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Mintest of them all
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>>16704313
go to bed Rob, also I dislike your video
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>>16704570
>>16704580
> Not living in a storage container and saving the glorious spacex paychecks.

Plebs
>>
Is this weight thing ruining the key chamber for real?

How heavy is too heavy?
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>>16705179
No, that's fucking retarded
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>>16700801
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ive got two

in case i lose one

autism at work
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>>16705179
Unless you've got a pound of shit swinging from your keychain like this dumbass >>16698932
you'll be fine.
>>
What are these straps you guys have for your keychain. I'm liking it.

Where can i get one?

Also I have a wrb WRX. is it gay to make one of my keys gold and the other blue?
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>>16705269

which ones do you mean
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>>16705179
only seems to be a gm thing
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>>16705272
the long red one that lets everyone know you're a giant faggot
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Anyone know where I can get a key ring like this that doesn't cost fucking $35 lol

Something that can function a belthook yet has another useful function like a being a bottle opener
one that is still sleek

or even small sleek multitool shards
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Keep it clean
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>>16705315
>Keep it clean
why the unnecessary second ring then?
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Here's some of them
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>>16705321
ive just removed it now, that was close
>>
>all these single keys itt
Wew
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>>16699308
I like the filter, I have the metal cap to the first roll of film i ever developed on my car keys

pic is my scooter key
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>>16703217
Keys to a 65/68 Ford on the Holman moody keyring? I have the same keys and the same type of keyring for my 65' Mustang
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>>16705292
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&ei=iTSsWI_0LMbLmwHJ_7n4Aw&q=s+shaped+carabiner+bottle+opener&oq=s+shaped+carabiner+bottl&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.1.0.33i22i29i30k1j33i160k1.3116.4285.0.5024.6.6.0.0.0.0.245.1022.0j5j1.6.0....0...1c.1j4.64.mobile-gws-serp..0.6.1016...0i22i30k1.md1JnzEjLds
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>>16698759
Keys.
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>>16705452
Ok mom.
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>>16704602
Rob's has a spoiler, Murcielago wheels, 2x,xxx miles, and has been in a few accident.
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R8
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>>16701283
Upstate NY senpai
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>>16701765
>oxygen key on his keyring
TYFYS ronnie rescue
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>>16705818
kroger and giant eagle? you indecisive whore
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>>16706162
Atleast here in Ohio you have choice. Unlike in California and other places where you only have Safeway.
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>>16698986
>Hyundai
I knew more of you existed on this board somewhere
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>>16703139
MicroUSB, Latin American layout.
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>>16706242
>he hasn't heard of ralphs/food4less or albertsons/vons

california grocery game is strong af nigga
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>>16698939
I dig that XP Start button one
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>>16706686
>ralphs
Owned by Kroger
Is for poorfags
>food4less
For poorfags, literally in the name
>Albertsons/vons
No idea

Just cause California has em doesn't mean they're good.
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I once rear-ended some guy's car. We got out, exchanged pleasantries etc. I picked up a piece of his tail light collecting my thoughts at the scene. Later that evening I manually drilled a hole in it using a simple screw, trying to calm down and call my buddy for law advice.

I now have that piece of the tail light on my keychain as a reminder to take it easy. My motorcycle didn't take any damage, but took out the guy's whole red panel. It's no streetfighter, but it's a fighter alright.
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>>16706686
>albertsons/vons
owned by safeway in a merger
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>>16698759
Don't like having a bulky keychain.
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>>16706242
Where the fuck did you go in CA where there's 1 supermarket, Barstow? There's 5 different chain markets and 3 privately owned ones within 5 miles of me
>>
>>16706942
LA and SA. There are also "tons" of chain markets here but they're off lesser quality. It's probably exactly the same in California.
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>>16706962
>There are also "tons" of chain markets here but they're off lesser quality.
Safeway is about the lowest quality supermarket you can get, one step above grocery outlet

most other chains sell exactly the same shit anyways
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>>16706979
Huh, I thought Safeway was the largest chain supermarket in CA. Here, if you have money, you go to Kroger, Giant Eagle, Meijer, or CostCo. Then you have the off-brand places like Ralph's, Aldi, etc.
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>>16707031
trader joes is the $$$ supermarket in CA, but they pretty much only sell food, no household stuff or pharmacy
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>>16707045
Yeah Trader Joe's doesn't have the best of reputations here. The place to go for fresh food here is Whole foods.
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>>16706979
>grocery outlet
They've sold keychains and trinkets you can hang on keychains. A lot of things come and go unpredictably at that place. They sold gallon cans of WD-40 for $3.99 but I had no use for it and didn't buy any. But that was surely a good price.

But if a pallet drops and some of the items get crushed, it may end up at grocery outlet. If a truck wreck occurs, the mess is sold to grocery outlet. The food is good, but the crackers may be broken a bit or the boxes are all dented.

If refrigeration is temporarily lost, everyone looks the other way and dumps it to grocery outlet. I've bought some refrigerated food and been greeted by mold. I admit I like the prices, but sometimes, other supermarkets' regular everyday price are lower-priced than grocery outlet. After awhile, you learn what to buy and how to buy selectively.

I shop at grocery outlet from the treasure hunt approach. If it's a good deal I buy it. After filling out what I need, I then go to other places like costco or a local supermarket to get the rest of the items that grocery outlet didn't have. Technically, grocery outlet has everything, but there are still some brands sold elsewhere that I am loyal to.
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>>16706631
>latin american layout
de donde eres? shit looks mint
>>
>>16698759
A bottle-opener, of course. Ausfag.
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>>16709017
Chile
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>>16701781
>>16698759
these red tags are from aircraft maintenance
typically they go into critical systems like landing gear so you have to remove before flight

source AVN tech rcaf
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Bottle opener, car keys, house key, pistol lock keys, security key
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I don't have this car anymore, but I still have the same keychain.
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And this bullshit.
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>>16706929
same
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>>16699308
>10mm

good idea anon
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>>16701416
First bottle opener I've seen. Is /o/ underage??
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>>16709515
You can't open bottles with a key? Must be an amateur
>>
>>16702208
This is adultmode here
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>>16698759
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Let's race, admiral! I won't lose!
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>>16698824
Link, anon?
>>
>>16704313
GET IN THE BAG
>>
>>16701343
13b for life baby
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A button.
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>>16705622
Skin still looks green to me. Weird color choice
>>
>>16706585
It's my grandparents Santa Fe they're letting me use since my other cars have taken shits.
>>
>>16710496
It's not so bad in person.
And I think it's gotten less green over time.
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Where are you nigg/o/rs getting those tab key rings?

where is a place to get a wider variety besides these or even custom ones?

what is this style of keychain even called? A pull tab?
>>
>>16711328
They're sold at at the key duplication, keyring and lanyard area of hardware stores and even the key duplication area of supermarkets such as Fred Meyer (a west coast chain owned by Kroger). Besides the Remove Before Flight, they have lanyards for the local football teams and colleges as well as decorative and thematic items.
>>
>>16711328
ebay, they're like a dollaroo/eurobuck a pop
>>
>>16709569
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=CGD2-64122
>>
>>16709074
nice. Dominican Republic here, south america seems like a shithole with all the ODEBRECHT scandals. currently planning to move to Alaska
>>
>>16711785
why alaska?
>>
>>16711794
>cold weather can be excuse to be fat fuck
>comfy snow
>can build offroaders and not be a mall crawler
>open-carry
>red state
>If i ever have the need to go into Chinknada it'll be quick
>Alaska is a lowkey state
>>
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Work car in ignition
Gf's car
My car
My bike
32bg mem stick
Guitar/bottle opener
Darth vader
House keys
>>
>>16711809
alaskan snow is anything but comfy
hell it even snows during summer
>>
>>16711829
I know! I hate summer. The sun and mosquitoes make me want to die. I think I'd eventually realize summer is comfier when its hot and you're trying to stay cool rather than the other way around.
>>
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>Weebshit
Just where do you thing we are?
>>
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>>16710466
>abus key

thank you for not using shitty wafer locks.
>>
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mvps include the original 22yo leather fob, 32gb meme stick, and free wendy's frosty tag
>>
>>16709131
That, and they signify major points of your preflight check. (ex: gust locks and pitot tube cover)
>>
>>16713079
...and...they let giant faggots signal each other
>>
>>16710496

Where did you get the key tag? Wanting one for my set.
>>
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>>16702893
>>16709320
>>16713387
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>>16710496
that's a rad key tag. where did you get it?
>>
>>16707878
GO trips me out. You find something you really like then 2 days later it's gone, never to be seen again. I guess that's the whole idea but it's frustrating.
>>
>>16698949
>peugeot
afrika confirmed
>>
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>>16711809
Alaskan here. Currently snowy af out. Ask me anything.
>>
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Guess it doesn't really matter but here you go,
>>
>>16714905
How do you drink your coffee?
>>
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>win
>>
>>16714922
What the actual fuck is going on with your key dude.
>>
>>16714784
It was a Bad Decision
>>
>>16706742
A keychain with a story.
Keep winning anon.
>>
>>16714880
I've gotten some useful things for the car at GO at great prices. I've seen prices like Lucas Fuel System Treatment at $2.99 for box of two. I bought all I could find at both stores in my suburb city. Lucas Fuel Treatment has higher PEA than Techron (but their fuel injector cleaner has no PEA). Another time, GO had Turtle Wax ICE for $2.99 each and that even included the Sealant kit box. I bought all of those too. I gave a few of those away to people looking for a "better" easy way to wax their car. I regret not buying more of those giant 12-roll Bounty packages at $7.99 each. These rolls are each 77 square feet (924 sq feet total).

In my area, only 2 of the GO have exceptionally low prices but that is because they are both owned by the same husband-wife pair. This couple likes to occasionally give a treasure-hunters' bargain price to certain items since the loss of profit is very small in return to keeping customers eager to re-visit frequently in hopes of finding a super bargain. All the other GO franchises seem to not use that approach and just price everything at the price recommended by the corporate parent.
>>
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FREEDOM KEYS
>>
>>16716751
>Freedom
>Honda
Get an American car you libtard
>>
>>16700458
Do you mean the word nigger, nigger?
>>
>>16713217
>>16714784
Bad decisions vinyl. Shop is currently down for a restock I believe. Store link in osg
>>
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>>16701110
>rotary key chain
I like you.
>>
>>16703097
Go wash that Alice, m8.
>>
>>16711328
Mine is authentic from space x
>>
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>>16719911
literal snowflake
>>
>>
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Only the essentials.
>>
>>16700751
it's to show you're in an aeronautic related work environment
>>
>>16720271

I'm going to do this with my old harddrive
>>
>>16722962
joke aside you can do it pretty easily with a cpu
>>
>>16701110
>Dorito
My nigga
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