Post yfw a police vehicle appears in your rearview.

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Fuck tha police

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>>16689649

>>16689649

Drive past K9 unit.
Dogs start going crazy

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>>16689676
Rolling

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>>16689676

>>16689676
Roll

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>god damn it I'm already late for work you fucking pig

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>>16689676

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>next to police car
>everyones windows down even mine
>mfw I'm blasting RTJ

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tfw black and going to get Youtube rich off this cop stopping me because of racism

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>>16689766

>mfw I pull up to the lights and there's a cop beside me and I have this playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo

>>16689813
Probably chuckling because synthwave is so 2012

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>small town
>know all the officers, cooperate with most of them during search & rescue
>they dont care about my lights or bigger wheels

Rural living folks, thats what its all about

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>>16689825

>implying he's not impressed with my style

>>16689676
kekz

>be driving in to work
>doing 55 in a 50
>one car in front of me
>see cop parked in side road about 50 feet out, knew he had me on radar if he wanted it
>pulls out
>disco lights
>pull over
>cop keeps going
>pulls over guy in front of me

>driving home from work
>stuck behind some guy in an older truck doing 45 in a 50 for the last 10 miles
>traffic piled right up behind me
>consider passing on a long straight, decide against it as I'm turning in 2 miles anyway
>go by cop in pull off, see him about 50 feet out
>get to stop light, still in traffic, pull away as normal
>disco lights
>pull over
>cop stops guy behind me

>driving in to work
>dark out
>car comes up behind me
>gets right on my bumper
>long straight ahead, hope they'll pass
>they don't
>they back off a bit, maintain a comfortable following distance
>passing zone
>they still don't pass
>odd, since I'm doing 55 in a 50 and most people prefer to do 60-65 this time of morning
>get into town
>double lanes
>they still don't pass
>doing 45 in a 40, most people do 50+
>no one passes me at all
>howstrange.jpg
>hit a stop light
>accelerate away from light as aggressively as a 1.6L I4 can
>disco lights
>pull over
>cop goes by on their way to some other call
>was same car that had been following me for the last 20 damn miles

Apparently cops aren't big on pulling over subcompacts.

>>16689843
Pepe is so 2015 should be ded with le monkey face

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>>16690033

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>>16689649
>mfw

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>>16690050
Shhh, no tears. Only dreams cunt

>>16689649

https://youtu.be/p69XxYjfx-k?t=5s

>>16689649
It's a a shame, if doggo was a yellow lab he probably wouldn't be worried at all and continue driving 9mph over.

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>>16689649

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>>16690092

Twingo is old shitmeme

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I used to get haunted by a local policeman, i got pulled over everytime he saw me.
He used to completely lose his shit everytime, got angry and started yelling, after getting pulled over 5 times in a month i got pissed to, even informed his colleagues

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>>16689649
>not insured
>registration 6 months out of date
>police officer pulls up next to you
Glad I keep a hat in the corner.

>>16690293
So then what happened?

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>>16689649

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>>16689649
mfw

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>>16689649
>not even a moving violation
>tags expired because you haven't found a new guy to bribe for smog
Oh boy here we go again~

>>16690437
holy shit lol. police hat?

>>16690576
No, the hat just covers my expired tag if you look in through the window.

>>16690465
I got a new car, he doesn't recognize me anymore.
I don't know why he hated me that much but driving an old as fuck BMW doesn't help with the police here. He has his own fb fanpage called 'friends of cunt shitcop' has over 800 likes, he is known and hated by many.

>>16689676
rolll

>>16689676
Roll

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>>16689676
rollin

>>16689693
>greg idar fiels

>>16689676
rollin

>>16689676
Bolin

>>16689676
rollin

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>>16689676

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>>16689649

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Mfw is totes Silent Bob in this pic

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>front plate state
>don't have a front plate
>don't even have it visible because i don't want rattling piece of shit on my windshield

i refuse

>>16692926
I know this feel

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*vtak scream*

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mfw

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>>16689649

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>>16689649

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>>16689649

>>16693267
this show was so fucking weird

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>plant foot to overtake someone
>cop coming in opposite direction

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>last friday night
>going with group from local race scene to one of our spots
>all traveling ~100mph in a 70
>disco lights behind us
>be at the end of the group
>fling way over to the right most lane and book it
>Don't look back
>escaped on an off ramp over a hill
>mfw got away

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>>16689649
>tfw i've notcied 2 black discreet cop cars pulled over with someone on the side of the road and 2-3 Discreet looking cream colored Cars on the road with CA exempt license plates out of nowhere since the start of the year

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>>16689676
ROLLING

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>drive '79 Trans Am
>almost definitely going to be a cop just wanting to look and talk about cars
>idly worry about frozen/cold perishables in trunk while shooting the shit until they let me go
>panic rush them into the fridge refrigerator when I get home, as if ten minutes in a hot trunk would do anything
>tfw can't help my tisms

>>16689676
Kia

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>>16689649
>immediately slow to speed limit
>they get impatient
>pass you

>>16689676
roll

>>16689676
Check these.

>>16689676
bink

>>16689676
420 get

>>16696008
>NANIII

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>>16689649
>N-no this car isn´t even capable of such a speed.
>Y-your radar trap m-must be damaged.

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Back in my dudeweed days I'd always freak the fuck out even though I'd never smoke in/on my car and neither had anything on me.

Also, for some reason, being pulled by a female officer gives me a huge boner and I don't know why, I've had really hard times doing sobriety tests whener a fem officer pulled me over.

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mfw

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>11:35 last sunday night
>doing 70 in a 50
>no cars around
>pig pops up over crest and gets me with instant on
>fuck.jpeg
>mfw its my neighbor
>hes tired as fuck and just wants to go home
>"here's a warning, careful the roads are snowy tonight"
>God I love being white

>>16689649
>Post yfw a police vehicle appears in your rearview.
Not a care because I have no unpaid tickets, nor am I a criminal or have a criminal record. My city's cops have license plate scanners. They have automated focus and can see a plate much farther than a human can. It's almost 60 degrees off center for the scan angle. From seeing it work, I'd say they need 1 to 2 seconds or so if that is the only car.

Two days ago, there was a car I was passing on a curve to the right. The perp car was curving to the left due to construction. The police car was behind me and could not see it until it got to the point where I was close to intersection. After I passed the intersection when it turned green, the perp car was already 50 feet on the other curve. Estimate distance when police car was able to see about 80 feet. The police turned on lights after about 2 seconds max and went after that car. The viewing angle of the cop to perp was about 45 degrees.

The miracle of computers and automated focus on all license plates.

>>16689676
Rolling

>>16689676
itu0nu3roll

>>16689649
[sound of engine braking from gently letting off the throttle]

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>>16689649
>quickly check speed

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>>16689649

>>16689676
the emperor protects

>>16689831
Damn dude, you're lucky that you know them otherwise they'd totally pull you over, maybe even arrest you because you have bigger wheels and lights.

>>16698733
this

>>16689676
Dayum

>>16689676
fug