CRRRRRCKK

>>16688897
this triggers me

>>16688907
Found the minivan passenger

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>pressing the butting before pulling it after driving gf's car with her on the passenger seat

>NOOOO, YOU'RE RUINING THE BRAKE WHEN YOU PUSH THAT BUTTON WHILE PULLING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ePcNfx1UEw

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>when someone has a pedal e-brake

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>>16688932

>>16688932
>2011
>chevy
>pedal e-brake

yep thats me.

>>16688897
RPRRPFGRGKRPRPPRRRRRRRRRRT

>>16688897
>>16688924
wait there are people browsing this board RIGHT NOW that actually think not pushing the e-brake button when engaging it causes wear? lmfao

don't these people have a bus to catch?

>>16688897
>CRRRCK only twice
>pull it again
>CRRRCK third time

perfect

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click whiiiiirrrrrrrCLICK

it just isn't the same

>>16688936
4

FUCKING

PEDALS

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>>16688897
SLAM

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>>16688897
TOKYO DRIFTUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>16689084

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>>16688897
IMPRESUUUU WAIFUUUU

>>16689057
The americuck is now in a state of complete confusion

>>16689035
But its still a good feel as you feel the brake pedal just siiiiiiinking in

>>16688897
i dont get it, i always pushed the button when pulling it THEN I stopped because apparently that was useless

>>16688897
>not just yanking the handle up until it won't go any farther.
What are you doing anon

I never push the button when pulling my handbrake. Engineering Explained also made a good video as to why you don't need to.

>>16689123
I am.

You have a left foot, a dick and a right foot.
3 Pedals make sens but not 4.

>>16689110
That's cute as fuck

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>>16689084
>haven't seen friend in a couple years
>hanging out
>decide to go get food or something, can't remember
>slams his door so hard my eardrums pop and ring

my mother gets FUCKING TRIGGERED when i pull it more than 2 clicks. "anon, it can break it if you pull so much!!!!"
>cunt, thats what its supposed to do.

>>16689084
>tfw I always slam the trunk on mate's Volvo V50 because it's way fucking lighter than the trunk on my dad's old Passat with almost new gas struts

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CLICK

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>>16689707
what an aids gearstick

>>16689057
You're making yourself look like an idiot.
Wait until you're a little older than 16 to post here please.

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>>16689084
oh boy dad is home

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Check out my slotted rotors
*thump thump thump

>>16689811
>that guy that thought this was caused by ABS
i died when he said that

>>16689084
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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>>16689084
>have frameless windows on coupe
>friends slam heavy ass door with the glass
And then they don't understand that when I tell them not to close a door by a hanging glass pane

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>>16689887
i would actually kill them.

>>16689887
Same, I told them to stop and now they feint doing it do bother me now. Life of a Subaru owner I guess.

>>16689928
Don't drive your friends around.
Problem solved cuck.

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WRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN P

>>16689035

I like my electronic parking brake. Such a small input for such a large output.

>>16690115
But no instant skidz.

>>16689887
I feel that

>>16690124

There's always the Scandinavian flick.

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>clickREEREEREFHRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>16689928
vape on their face when they do it

>>16688973
Seriously seems like it

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beep beep

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DING DING DING

>>16690193
My Subaru isn't a WRX

>>16688897
>>16689084
What's your guys deal?

It's just to get me around.

>>16690221
Post dyke haircut

>>16689887
>frameless windows

Who thought this was a good idea?

>>16690519
I have a ponytail, not an "i want to see your manager" haircut

>>16690616
Post it.

>>16690630
I'm at work and need a shower. Later

>>16690639
No.

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>>16690214
DELET THIS

>>16690616
You got a neckbeard too don't you

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CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK TIC TIC THOK

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>>16690042
WRiiiuuwwllgargle knok errrrrr tick...
>tfw when window gets stuck half way

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[BMW FANGIRLS AUTISTIC SCREECH]

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK VRUUUUUMMMMMmmmm CLANK vruuuUUUUUMMMMMMmm THUGTHUM VRUMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEPP SHRIIIIKKKK CRASH

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>>16690655
Fine. Looks like shit right now though

>>16690677
I have a beard that's on my face, not my neck. Also not fat, no trenchcoat, no khaki cargo shorts.

>>16690742
Holy fuck. I now know you have to be a furry.

>>16690742
GET BACK TO WORK. YOU ARE FIRED IF I CATCH YOU ON THIS WEBSITE EVER AGAIN. MEET ME IN MY OFFICE!

>>16690731
>braaaaaaaaap stututututututu

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16690761
What makes you say that?

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>>16688897
GLUGGLUGGLUG

>>16690872
[spilling intensifies]

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>>16688897
SWISH SWSH SWISH SWUEEEK

>>16690731
Fucking ford power steering pumps man. Constant whining

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>>16689128
i know that feel from cruise control

>>16690214
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>16689887
>when someone does this to me

>>16690731
That's a power steering pump m9

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>>16689887
>windows are down
>friend gets in
>slams door
>DONKDONKDONKDONKDONK as the glass smashes against both sides of the rails

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PSSSSSSSSSSFSFFSFSFSFSSSSSSSSSPSSSSSSSSSFFSSFSSSSFSSSSSSSS

>>16689793
fuck lmao too true

also thank you for the anti-Yankees meme

>>16688936
Nasty, is that the hellcat

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>>16690872
>he changes his own oil

>>16690978
Why not?
It is 5 minutes of work and 15minutes waiting/lunch.

>>16690731

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh chu chu chu

>>16690214

I always put my seat belt on before driving.

>>16690854
>Turn zone selection knob with air off
>*hisssssssssssss*

>>16691043
I only do it first, when i don´t have to go into reverse first.

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filename

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>>16691058
Wrooooooom
wrooooooooooooom
wroooooooooooooooooooom

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PISHH

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Brapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrapbrap at 9000rpm

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>>16691068
RRRRR CRACK SCREEE rrrrrr...

>>16691081
Not at 6500rpm or anything on that meter.
More like double of that.

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SCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FWOSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BANG*

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*BANGBANG*

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*sound of flipping car over*

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>>16691118

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SCREEE SCREEE SCREEE

>>16691086
He was at 13k at the time

>>16690717

>Unmistakable sound of timing belt snapping

>>16690742
That's disgusting. Why the fuck would you ever think a ponytail looks good

>>16692611
oh god i need to watch a gif of someone spraying wd40 on it now or else i wont be able to stop hearing that

>>16692694
Gee, maybe it looks like shit because that other anon wanted a pic while I was still filthy at work before I could shower. Working on cars all day does that to it.

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>>16690717
[Sound of never being able to recover]

>>16692774
>works on cars all day
>has long hair

Of all my co-workers I have the longest hair. It's about 5-6cm when I go to the barbershop.

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>>16689793
Oh fuck I have to make it look like I'm cleaning

>>16692774
You actually thinks ponytails looks good?

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BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP ... BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP
>steal me steal me ... steal me steal me
>Right when you open the door for all the niggers to hear

>>16688897
You should hear how loud the hand brake is on my Volvo with the carpet and sound deadening removed from the car, every click is ear piercing

My car makes that noise that a truck makes when it's reversing.

My car is a fucking coupe.

What the fuck.

>>16689057
well there are only 4 directions so It kinda makes sense

>>16689057
Clutch, Brake, Gas and Vodka

>>16690854
>not FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGdmoEWabg4

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>>16693621
what about up and down?
my car has a levitation thingamajiger

>>16693574
This is why anons hate crossposters, but this is the culmination of the brap meme

>>16693973
That vent sounds pretty much like a burger V-8 for some reason...

>>16694011
Perhaps all 'burger V-8''s have these vents inside of them creating the sound

>>16689462
Exactly, it doesn't make a difference. The brake is applied either way, just a different sound.

>>16690731
nice turbo brah

>>16690717
> sound of jelly alfafangirls

>>16693344
you mean the BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP sound?

>>16689462
Holy shit is this really what this thread is about?
all the clicking is is a ratcheting mechanism it's not gonna wear out or get damaged what the fuck....

>>16694417
Yeah, that sound.

>>16689462
>>16694123
>>16694424
Didn't we have a thread about this yesterday?

>>16694424
I push it everytime because it's quieter

>>16688897
>american car
>open door
>DING DING DING DING

>>16688973
On some I'd say its possible. I had an 02 Alero where the tensioner was plastic. After running against the metal teeth on the gear for so long it gave out one day on me.

>>16691076
source?

>>16695057
Initial D

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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>>16691143

>pic

What is this site called and where can I find it?

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>>16688897
>*puts feet on dashboard*

>>16695736
Content aware satan

>>16692611
more like
>slip
>round
>"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

>>16688932

I drive a 1988 wrangler, and the pedal ebrake is so small and so far to the left that I cant get my foot on it enough to use it without the door open. AND releasing the ebrake requires pulling an extremely awkward knob way under the dash. Hate that shit.

>>16690742
Fuck em anon, I've started to grow my first pony tail, It's just long enough now to actually start.


How long did it take to get that long? 3-4 years?

>>16698566
I've been growing it since about fall 2010. Seems to have stagnated in its growth the last couple years but that's fine since I'm happy with the length it is now.

>>16698566
>>16698587
gaaaaay

>>16690214
>98 jetta
>plays a little tune if you've turned the car on but haven't put your seat belt on
>plays the same tune but faster if you try to exit and your lights are still on
i don't know why it's so amusing but i like it

>>16688897
Reminds me of when I was like 10
>dad goes in to store to get food
>I'm sitting in passenger seat
>automatic saturn, so I've never seen him use the ebrake
>"i wonder what this lever does"
>CRAAAANK
>panic
>push back down
>drive home like nothing ever happened

>>16692774
Gee, maybe it looks like shit because it's a 3 foot long ponytail on a grown man

>>16698629
Not pony tail guy, but I do like how a socially awkward neckbeard is judging someones looks.

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>>16698604
10/10 top wew, lad

>>16698629
Post your hair then.

>>16690731
>What kind of turbo is this?

>>16698731
A cool one.

>be 2nd week driving manual
>handbrake cable shits itself (old rear drum/disc)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF