THE FUCKING PRIUS
AND THE NISSAN MOTHERFUCKING JUKE
>>16683222
Fuck the juke.
The stupid fucking fake fog lights that are actually the regular headlights possible by directly in the fucking eye of oncoming drivers
Crossovers.
those cube shaped rolling pieces of garbage
literally no reason to own one
they're
>numales: the car
>>16683222
>The Prius
Now y'all love it
Juke Nismo
>>16683250
>>16683250
>putting a wing and a bodykit on a car will make /o/ love it for some reason
If that was true /o/ would love every civic ever made
>>16683222
There is literally nothing wrong with the Prius. It's extremely practical and comfy, just not that fun. I've driven new ICE-only cars that felt worse though.
>>16683218
Everyone's saying the juke but let me just remind you all nissan has made a far worse looking car before
I have to turn away every time I see one of these, the multipla looks like a ferrari compared to this abomination
honda fit
nissan note
>>16683256
That just completely misses the point of the Prius
>>16683250
>>16683256
nigger it's fucking hideous.
just because you put a bodykit on it doesn't hide the horrendous design toyota gave that failed abortion originally
helen keller & stevie wonder can design a better looking car than that in 15 minutes
here's what a real racecar looks like faggot
>>16683218
All Jeeps
They always tail people, speed and swerve into ditches
Every Jeep driver is a brainless mongoloid who willingly bought one of the least reliable cars in America, even with shit crash test safety ratings despite 'muh SUV height protection'
I always cut Jeeps off. Every time.
>>16683250
>Now y'all love it
I'm gonna prove you wrong.
I hate it.
>>16683218
The Twingo.
I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing this in the left-most lane whenever I get on the freeway
Douches everywhere
>>16683341
GTFO
this shit in my rear view mirror, pretty much all vag shit
The big ass SUVs & lifted trucks that everyone seems to drive in Texas even when they don't need one. These people rarely signal or check their mirrors and are almost always seen talking on the phone.
>>16683395
As a fellow Texan, FUCK I HATE LIFTED TRUCK DRIVERS, BUT THE WORST PART IS THERE ARE LIFTED JEEP WRANGLERS AND GOD I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE CAR AND THE PERSON DRIVING IT
>>16683395
>>16683429
I like how the video cuts off right before the bikefag does something degenerate like vandalise the car despite never being hit
bikefags are even worse cancer than truck or jeepfags, superiority complex issues
I just realised today that crossover drives are total scum.
If one more of those fuckers pull out in front of me and then slow down under the speed limit and avoiding to overtake anyone in the overtaking lane, I promise to ram them until they pullover and then choke the life out if them with glee
>>16683395
FUCKING CROSSOVER DRIVERS
Lifted pickups. Constantly swerving in and out of traffic and never use their turn signal, tailgate, and are always been driven by men who look exactly the same. Manlets with baseball hats
>>16683434
kys idiot
>>16683434
I was driving during a heavy as fuck rainstorm once, hard to see virtually anything, and I had apparently cut off some retard riding his crotch rocket. He grabbed one of my side mirrors and ripped it off.
When I called to report it, the police officer told me that I would be better off not pressing charges in case the guy were to come after me, and refused to give me his information. I live in a really bodunk hick shithole.
>>16683472
I ride as well, but squids are absolute scum of the road. The dudebro going 120 in a GSX in cargo shorts and sandals is the person on the road I hate the most by far. The fact that he'll be dead within the week is little consolation when he'll be replaced immediately
>>16683434
In the full video he yells at the driver and then drives away
The BMW X6.
SUVs in general but that one in particular.
>>16683235
>>16683222
These. But most of all the Honda Crosstour, it makes me physically angry.
>>16683278
It looks like it has a bushy mustache, i sorta like it.
>>16683618
my mom owns a crosstour
I don't know why but it feels like I'm driving a hummer limo whenever I drive it
might be because my car is a fucking 13 foot long 2 seat convertible, but idk
The Jeep JK and Dodge Rams
Base model "sport" cars.
>>16683218
Renault clio.
FUCK IT!!!
>>16683218
Both the BMW X6 and the Mercedes-Benz GLE.
They are cars pretending to be something they ain't. Too sporty to be off-roaders but too off-road-orientated to be sporty.
Just why do these waste of metal and leather exist?
>>16683218
Pretty sure the Juke qualifies as a larger caliber than anything that's in that rifle. He could "gun it and run it" and be within his rights for self defense..
>>16684164
i believe that's a rogue, not a juke
same piece of shit, just a little bigger
>>16683524
>The BMW X6.
yep
>>16684135
>Just why do these waste of metal and leather exist?
Because they sell. Tons.
Hell, they sell so well they made smaller clones of them in the X4 and GLC """"""coupe"""""".
Audi Q7 and Nissan Leaf.
>>16683218
Yes. Pic related as well as all Passats and all Skodas.
I just really fucking hate VAGs and VAG owners.
>>16683218
There's nothing I hate more than the sight of four fucking rings taking up my entire rear view mirror.
The Juke and this fucking thing
>>16684168
...& less of a piece of shit than what's standing in front of it.
>>16684135
Because they're big enough to look safe.
Because they're sporty enough to look fast.
Because they're branded just right for the people sitting in them to feel important.
These vehicles aren't for driving, they're for massaging egos.
>>16683352
This shit right here.
I have literally never seen a CRV driven in a competent fashion. It's like the car version of a valeo belt.
>>16683395
i got knocked off my bike the same way with a chink behind the wheel of a landcruiser
Prius's. I don't let these people in my lane.
Prius Primes.
fucking ugly
and those egg shaped tesla suvs
>>16684135
the x6 isn't offroad oriented at all
idk about the GLE
the X5 atleast has hill descent control
>>16683304
>z4
>>16684555
I drive a CRV but also understand the finer points of driving like the passing lane, zipper merges, how to use a roundabout and right of way.
And I love to rev-match on freeway offramps and pretend that I'm racecar.
>>16683246
They're super popular with old people because they're easy to get in and out of. Same reason the PT Cruiser was popular, though that was also cashing in on nostalgia and because moms think it looks "tough" and "like a car a mobster would drive."
>>16684924
This. They're also reliable and don't have too "busy" of styling. And hatchback for better cargo capacity over a sedan.
>>16683278
Twingo's retarded cousin
>>16683254
>This actually exists
>>16683232
I knew a girl with a Juke.
She was a soul-less cunt.
Fucked her a few times and never talked to her again.
Any vehicle from a carsharing service = avoid at all costs, I am a fucking menace to traffic
>>16685052
It's fun fucking with them though. Cause where I am, 90% of the time it's a hipster who doesn't own their own car
>>16683246
My dad has a Scion XB. It is actually a really nice car. Huge cargo capacity and rear seats, good mpg (he gets around 29), and reliable. It was 17k new when he bought it in 2015. Kia Souls and that Nissan cube thing are garbage though, they are too small.
>>16685095
I think that's generally the case. Almost all the C2G drivers I see are millennial assholes trying to put on makeup or eat a burrito while they tailgate and aggressively weave through traffic.
>>16684893
jesus you sound like a faggot.
V6 Mustang
Only because I own one and now realize how much of a slow piece of shit it is after buying a 10 sec bike.
Why even buy a car to go fast anyways? Motorcycles do it so much better for way less. Honestly, I get no enjoyment out of my car now, my adrenaline threshold is too damn high. I think I'd need something with at least 600hp to even have fun now.
>>16683218
yes. This fucking thing
Forget the Nismo Juke, here's your reminder that the Juke-R exists.
>>16685536
Less than 50 built = not a production model
choke on a dick crossover apologist
Valet here
Any post ~2005 Pontiac. The factory default safety features are so fucking annoying.
>loud alarm that never stops when in drive without seatbelt on, sometimes even in reverse IIRC
>doors automatically lock when put into drive, but don't unlock until you turn off the car
and some other petty shit that escapes me atm because I'm a petty asshole
>>16685579
I despise that shit too, there's nothing that I hate more than a car treating me like a retarded child. Yes, I know my seatbelt is off, because I'm not leaving my driveway, fuck you.
>>16685531
>Why even buy a car to go fast anyways? Motorcycles do it so much better for way less
Come back when your knee sliders have some wear and you're dragging an elbow in a turn and have a barely modified miata/s2000/skittle/anything passes you on the outside in a turn.
Thiiis fucking thing. Every God damn person who buys one is literally retarded.
I swear half of the cars I see broken down on the road are Grand Caravans, and the people who drive them CAN NOT FUCKING drive for shit.
>>16685616
lmao ninja 250 is faster than a miata/S2000 at thunderhill
>>16685609
It's even worse when it's a busy day and there's a group of guests who wanted their car 10 minutes ago
and then you hop in a car that does some stupid shit like throw on the electronic parking brake when the door isn't closed all the way, or those stupid fucking tilt Chrysler shifters that work 25% of the time
also, some more:
>GM vehicles always have the most unpredictable autolights. I know people probably have it set to different times, but sometimes they don't turn off period.
>mustang owners are usually soccer moms or old people, and they don't know how to drive
>corvette owners are always douchy
>PT cruisers are awful in every way imaginable, and have a turning radius comparable to a boeing 747
>camaros are 99% blindspot
>smart cars are fucking gay
>fords have weird and unpredictable automatic transmissions
>>16685616
Not sure how a modified anything would be passing a litrebike but ok
Also I'm not a street rossi
>>16683278
a cute
Those stupid suv porsche things and the giant mini coopers.
>>16683260
It's also got a V8 out of a Super Formula car in the back.
I really like what that car does with the Prius styling. It brings out all the best points of the design.
>>16683222
>>16683266
Look how ugly this fucking this is.
>>16685845
giant mini coopers that are the size of a fucking ford escape
THAT"S NOT FUCKING "MINI" AT ALL
>>16686210
If it was a 2 door and had a v6 /o/ would love it because were a bunch of autistic weebs
>>16686220
No way that rear end is just too disgusting. Looks like a giant unibrow.
>>16685634
This, but any Chrysler product as well.
Jeep, Dodge, Plymouth? All the same fucking shit. The dagos won't make it any better.
Why subaru.. why
>>16686246
TRIGGERED
every time i see one of those i physically cringe. i always forget about them until i see them, i guess i'm repressing the memory. fucking disgusting
>>16683222
fucking this.
I'm 24 now and still can't help but floor it past prius' on the highway like I did at 17.
>>16683451
I have to second this, fuck these selfish assholes, half the time im tailgated, its a big white chromed out pickup.
>>16684273
Im an audi driver, and from what ive seen, only older Audi drivers are assholes. Maybe a few Q5 drivers as well.
>>16683250
>>16683256
>when you really fucking stupid and rich but don't know what to do with the money
>>16686246
nice porsh man
That fucking shit Cube car that looks like a fridge on wheels.
I don't hate any particular cars, maybe except hybrids, but I do hate drivers who drive a certain category of car.
Like women who drive big fucking huge SUVs or beamers with giant fucking trucks or cholos that drive 60 down a residential neighborhood. Shit like that.
>>16687638
That's the only one I can't get over. Even the Chevy SSR has some degree of logic and proportion to the design.
The cube is just offensive. I mean that sincerely, I feel offended that people drive them.
>>16686220
>if it had a completely different body and engine you'd love it!
Ok
>>16687698
what about this one
Did you all forget about this eyesore?
>>16687928
Ugly it may be, but it's a great car. Ever use one? The only people who hate the Aztek are morons who've never gotten over its looks
>>16686210
>insanely high bank
>overly agressive look only a 13 yo emo could come up with
>no distinctive look whatsoever because the styling is a fucking mess
Sorry but this shit makes me vomit, I hope these never make the European market.
>>16684134
b-but the clio v6 and the renaultsportmodels exist :(
>>16688061
Ugh.
>>16686246
Subaru is coming out with a new 7 seater in 2018. Hopefully it doesn't suck as bad as the Tribeca.
>>16687901
I feel like this thing would work better as an armoured vehicle.
>>16684302
Came here to post this
What the fuck is with that side panel
>>16686246
looks like a bionicle mask lel
>>16685531
so buy something that's fun, not a pigfat, slow, piece of shit. I used to own a bike before I moved and that thing was awesome but I kept the bike and my car as separate entities.
>>16686210
why the fuck has Toyota gone from making reliable and reasonably anonymous motor vehicles to GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING ANGERY overdesigned shit?
>>16687901
the multipla is such a meme at this point, the only people driving it anymore are doing ironically. I am convinced of this at this point.
example number one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWB6fGdrpkk
>>16688094
I was thinking about getting a s13 or BRZ because drifting is about the only thing fun I still do in my car.
>>16688337
hey man do whatever makes you happy, I've only drifted a couple times in a Mustang and it was a pretty good time so if it puts a smile on your face I say go for the BRZ (although I hate it) it has a nice aftermarket scene and other people seem to love it
>>16683434
Looked more like he was about to have some words with the driver. But the guy doesn't use mirrors anyway. personally wouldn't care if biker removed them for him. Makes less drag with no mirrors.
>>16684953
I've driven one, I've even tried to drive one hard on backroads......it's fucking disgusting, no power, no space, no passion. Just a nasty daddies girl bullshit car for absolute cunts
>>16683218
Buicks
>>16683218
You know when you're out and you see someone with a highly punchable face? there's some AMC model with wood paneling ugly as fuck car that sits like a truck. I don't even know the name of it nor do I care fucking hate that stupid little cars face. Other than that i like all cars :D
>>16683278
I own one and I love it
>>16685579
Literally every car does that now...
>>16686210
The front doesn't look to bad, but the rear....
>>16687933
>great car
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>16685532
One of those exactly like that, even that color, almost totalled my car last year turning wide into my lane in a dual left turn. What a moron
>>16688086
kek
>>16685679
>>PT cruisers are awful in every way imaginable, and have a turning radius comparable to a boeing 747
Can confirm, my boss has one and to do a U turn on a regular street is a 5 point turn, and the engine sounds like the flywheel is trying to escape to mars when it's in neutral
>>16686246
There's one of these kicking about nearby, and it was in my local garage when I went in for tyres
Apparently the engine is so poorly placed that it's easier to pull it out the car for servicing than the do it in situ
Fucking Wranglers. Whenever there's a fucking long line of traffic there's bound to be some dickhead in a Wrangler with 37's in front. They also like to cruise in the left lane on highways and take fucking forever to hit the speed limit.
>>16683222
came here to say this, fpbp
>>16683250
>>16683256
>GT300 rules say engine has to be in same location as street car it's based on
>Prius team said technically, one of its engines is in the back, so the race car will have both in the same location
>based MR hybrid race car
Cheeky
>>16689353
You don't like the AMC Eagle?
What the fuck is your problem?
>>16683222
Trips
>>16683250
>>16683256
I'd be interested in seeing what homologation models would've looked like. So without as much rice, a bit more of a lift and no stickers.
PT Cruiser, Fuck I hate this thing.
>>16683278
How did they manage to go from the cute, lovable K11 to this abomination?
>>16683395
Lmao i live by this turn. People pull shit like this all the time, old rich white man neighborhood and a middle school down that road.
Lanes are reg reg reg hov right
Neat little toegay if you take another right tho
>>16683250
>>16683256
I would drive a Prius all day every day if they looked and sounded like that.
The nissan cube really bothers me, I dont understand why anyone would want a fiat 500c but the worst cars I come across during my hour long commute are always crossovers. its as if they dont know they have mirrors and a rear window
Inexpensive Ford's, because they are the worst cars ever made, and German cars because they require just as much service as other cars for three times the price
>>16691124
Well they are all swollen up so the windows are useless and since it's a car designed for women, the mirrors are hopelessly out of adjustment.
>>16688081
I like this better.
>>16683218
Hummer H2.
>>16689804
o shit didnt notice
>>16683218
mid-90s Dodge Neons, perpetually driven like fucking ass.
the veyron, because it sure as fuck isn't worthy of the Bugatti name.
Also Prius, outlander PHEV, that sort of shit that people who think they are better drive.
American cars in general
>>16683222
>know a guy who owns a Z06 and is looking for a second car
>LMAO gunna buy a Prius as a joke
>Just a fuckin joke man
>Just want a winter car man
>No the corvette with winter tires and TCS system that costs more than the prius I would buy isn't a good option
>Just gonna get the prius man, it'll be so funny
I told him he could get an MR2, old Civic, or Miata for the same price and it would be a million times better, but NOOOOOO.
Gotta get one of the worst cars ever for the memes.
>Driving prius (not mine)
>Turn on to on ramp
>Well, time to get up to highway speeds
>Not accelerating
>Floor it
>Watch speedometer creep higher
>It's Massachusetts so "highway speeds" are 85
>Not gonna fucking make it
>Car is alongside, not giving way
>Brake and turn in before I run out of road
>Furious honking
>Shitbox is so shit it almost killed me
But I saved like a buck fifty on gas :^)
>>16689353
beep beep, faggot
>>16686210
who cares its a fucking prius
>>16683218
VW Phaeton
Piech's oxymoron
>>16692241
>driving my mom's 7 year old prius
>passing everyone on the right
>look down at speedo
95 with room to go. I used to buy into bullshit like yours too.
>>16683358
This. 3/4 times I'm tailgated by another vehicle on the road, it'll be one of these. They're pretty unmatched in terms of how tasteless and yet vacuously pretentious they are at the same time.
PT fucking Cruisers.
Why do they have to be so hideous?
>>16692632
Yeah, sure, top speed is fine, you can fucking google dyno results. 15-85 sucks dick, it's objective, not anecdotal.
Maybe if I had floored it the second I entered the on ramp it would have been fine, but holy shit.
>>16689353
I was in the thread of your picture and it was fucking amazing
>>16683218
Really any generation Golf owner. They drive like they're hot shit and think their shitty econoboxes are fucking sports cars. And anytime you talk to them they just say " muh German engineering"