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>>16677440

Why are you taking it to the dealer?
Why aren't you buying aftermarket wipers at $18/each on amazon?
Why aren't you performing your own oil changes?
Do you actually look at the thrown codes to see what the issue is and if it can be easily remedied?

Fuck, it's like you enjoy burning money

>>16677454
>resell car
>"So where's that service history again? Did it yourself? Yeah I gotta go, I'll call you later."

>>16677454
>Why are you taking it to the dealer?
Because other morons are incapable of fixing things properly and not fucking something up.
>Why aren't you buying aftermarket wipers at $18/each on amazon?
I done that once, they don't fit. MB vehicles have a special type of windshield wiper that is exclusive, even if the off-brand wiper says it is compatible with your MB vehicle, it isn't.
>Why aren't you performing your own oil changes?
I don't know how and again, I want it done right and a history of the vehicle recorded + other maintenance/factory resets.
>Do you actually look at the thrown codes to see what the issue is and if it can be easily remedied?
Right now there is $4,400 ($4,500 if your round) worth of issues with the car and I've had it since day one. Both mechanical and electrical.

>Fuck, it's like you enjoy burning money
I just really like the car even though it is a money pit.

>>16677440
you wot. Bosch wipers are less than 25 bucks.

>>16677464
>Not buying a Service stamp off internet to stamp your own book

>>16677440
>going to a Mercedes-Benz authorized dealership (TM)
Hello Merc PR shill!

Give me the year make an model and I'll give you prices for the exact same pack of bosch wipers.

$250 for an oil change? What does the fucker drink 10 L of oil? Even so we only charge $10 per litre of Synthetic.

$25 for a headlight? It's not HID I assume but still I have H7 bulbs for line $12 each

Owe never have MB change your brake lights or turn signals. I check the labour for a brake light on like a GL something and Merc charges 0.70 of an hour and the bulb is behind an access panel and takes literally 2 minutes

>>16677464
>Spending many thousands of dollars in ripoff dealership servicing so that if you're lucky you may be able to angle for an extra $500 from the unlucky cunt taking it off your hands

>>16677464
>service history
Meanwhile the Mercedes is depreciating at $1,000 per month.

its not called the stealership for nothing...

>>16677913
Ummm it is though

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>>16677586
My old C240 took 8 litres

I dunno, I don't understand people who take their Mercedes to a "premium dealership" when they're not the first owner and the car is out of warranty. It seems to be especially a thing for exactly Mercedes owners. You don't hear about many people taking their 15 year old Corolla to the Toyota dealership exclusively

>>16677468
Stop being a cuck and fix some of the shit yourself. You can wrench on a benz just as easily as a Honda. If your time is too valuable to give it a try, stop complaining.

>>16677468
>service history
Niggers don't care about that. They just want that three-pointed star.

>>16677440
>Not getting warranties and complimentary servicing/maintenance
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Last time I bought a car I got 3 years of free maintenance and servicing, brakes included. Must have saved me $10k over the 3 years.