Let us imagine a hypothetical situation for every /o/tist out

>>16676398
I would choose the bullet through the head for letting my life get to that point. But if I actually had to choose, I would either get a brand new top trim Sienna, or a late 80s/early 90s minivan so beat to shit, ugly, and unsafe that he entire family would be begging me to get rid of it before we all died.

Is smacking into a wall at 150 in my beloved shitbox an option? Because I choose that.

>>16676398
I would reach over to the gun and pull the trigger for them.

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this

>>16676398
Do Honda Pilots come with 7 seats? I'll get that.

I mean, I want 3-4 kids so my wife would be on the right track here. But I would never not own a personal car...even a supercheap shitbox

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>minivan
why would I do that when I could get an SUV with 7 seats? SUV looks better and probably performs better

>>16676490
yeah but it's tiny as fuck

I like mini vans joke's on you op a turbo caravan would be bad ass

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>>16676506
was just about to comment the same thing

Kill wife, eat children, keep shitbox.

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I had a Mazda5. It isn't really a "mini-van", more of a "micro-van. It's the only minivan with a 6-speed manual. It's based off of the Mazda3, so all the MazdaSpeed3 stuff will bolt up.

I'd definitely own another one.

>>16676490

Those last 3 kids better be thin or else you'll need either a container on the roof or a trailer to haul your shit

>>16676505
>helpless teens porn

>>16676510
My nigga

>>16676398
get a 90s dodge caravan and make it sick

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This motherfcuker

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>>16676506

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>>16676398
Observe. The Renault Avantime.

It doesn't look like shit and has a V6.

If I'm forced to eat shit, might as well make the shit look good with some sprinkles.

>>16676589
Ugly is better than boring.

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Just look like you're on a mission trip wherever you go

>>16676398
Chrysler Pacifica.

Great minivan. Pretty nice to drive, comfy, great sound system and appliances. Gonna get myself one when I have kids.

But then again, I actually like minivans.

>>16676398
Ford Galaxy, because build quality.

I'm fucking keeping my own car and the motorbike, though.

>>16676581
>Why yes, I would love to drive a minivan where you sit as far away from the front edge as you do in a large sedan but you have no hope of seeing where the front ends.

Eh, I already have two kids and my Altima does fine.

>>16676398
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j29ozp_yM
And yer welcome...

>>16676821
Technically the Pacifica is a crossover
Don't get one without the 4.0 either

>>16676398
>now have three children.
why do people do this to themselves?
One is enough, 2 should be the maximum

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Thanks Murrika for building a full-size looking van but the size of European vans.

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>>16676499
>Said every soccer mom

>>16676398
If I had to, I'd get the Ford S-Max. Handsome, smooth ride, nice interior and you can them with the old Focus ST's 2.5 flat-5 engine

>>16676852
look at all that head room though

>>16676864
I'm a soccer dad at heart, what can I say

>>16676490
i have 3 brothers. do your children a favor and dont have more than two or three.

>>16676844
The brand new pacifica is definitely a minivan

Where did this meme come from that just because you have one or two kids you have to get a minivan/suv? A four door sedan does just fine...

>>16676876
You're right, I was thinking of the first one

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>>16676879
People think bigger is better so they get bigger cars. originally, it was the MPV but wised up because the old ones were seen as vans with seats and windows.

So they moved onto the SUV. Owning an SUV is like owning a nuclear missile; because you have one and so, for everyone else's personal safety, they have one too.

Man, the Range Rover Vogue SE has a lot to answer for...

>>16676879
Because your kids eventually make friends, and those friends want to go to the park to run around. And your wife wants to be able to take all of them. That's when you need more seats. and don't forget the bikes, roller blades, scooters, and skateboards they wanna bring too

>>16676581
Have you ever sat in one of those things? I swear it's 3ft from the steering wheel to windshield..

>>16676951
My parents had the Transport, same fucking thing
Shit was actually comfy and had balls for back then with the 3800

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>>16676398
does this count?

>>16676398
She's going to get a twin turbo flex, whether she wants it or not.

I hit up an import joint and get sum JDM TYTE van just to spite her.

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>>16676398
I will be Flexin'...

>>16676398
>not being able to afford both
And I'd prefer a wagon desu senpai

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>>16676398
Never. If it comes to that, and I had to choose my family or racing, bitch I love going fast. I'd rather be happy than give up that tuned up shitbox of mine.

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>>16676398
i wouldn't get married to a stupid cunt who insists i get rid of my hobbies for the fuck trophies she popped out in the first place.

also, how the fuck is pic related or something similar not a good family car?

>>16676483

Best answer.

Weren't there less than 100 that made it to burgerland?

>>16677422
Found the virgin

>>16676506
>tfw no mid engined minivan

>>16676490
Pilot is a cross over. The task is very specific about vans. You tried. You failed

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>>16677435
found the one who's gonna settle for a fat whore to not be alone for the rest of his life

have fun driving her sons to school in your cuckmobile famalam

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>>16676398
>reproducing
>marriage

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>>16676925
>living far enough from the park that you need to walk there

Either the TCR20 Previa AWD S/C or the Sienna with the 2GR-FE.

I do love Honda and everything, but >timing chains

Every other brand a massive fucking shit.

>>16676490
They do and they're quite roomy (don't know if roomy enough for burgers)

>>16676581
Plastic body on those fuckers. Never rusted.

Too bad the body is such a dated design because they last forever.

>>16676626
>ghetto booty

>>16676826
I'm not an immigrant so I don't know anything about European cars.. Had to google this one.

Why the fuck did ford use "Galaxy" for a minivan and "Galaxie" for the 60s land barge?

>>16676398
>Let us imagine a hypothetical situation for every /o/tist out there.
alright
>You have gotten married and now have three children.
Those kids had better be from the spouse's previous relationship, or adopted. I'm gay.
>Your spouse insists on you buying a people carrier/mini-van and get rid of that silly japanese shitbox from the 90s.
alright. I could deal with that
>Now imagine for a second that you wouldn't kill a motherfucker for even suggesting that and instead, gun to your temple, had to choose a 7-seat mini-van.
No one said 7 seater. That's not happening
>Not a crossover, not an SUV but a mini-van. No mods, no engine swaps, no drivetrain swaps, just a stock piece of shit bone stock mini-van that any old normie can and would drive.
I have no problem with minivans
>What would /o/ choose?
One of 2 vans.
1987 to 1990 Dodge Caravan Turbo
2005 to 2009 Mazda 5
>Why?
They're about the same size, fun to drive and came with a 5 speed manual. I can eventually work on the vans with the kids when they're older, modifying the vans and teaching the kids about the glory of sleepers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3Gdm_e_hxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuelu1mc47U

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>>16676398
Must get rid of shitbox and get minivan? OK

5spd Turbo minivan shitbox.

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>>16676398
lol
>owning a 90s japanese shitbox
owns a 2002 ford falcon has room for 3 already.
but if i must get rid of it
>ford E-150 best van because mini vans are shit. no real room to put in tv screen or any of the good stuff and why do you need 7 seats if there is only 5 in your family?
plus as the kids grow they will want to bring their friends along, and got room for them as well...
>OP didnt think this through did he?

>>16678042
First car I drove and that dash is nostalgic.

obviously previa midshipparu mastuerrace

Keeping the shitbox, I bought myself a vasectomy for my 25th birthday.

>>16678042

That interior color... Jesus....

>>16677422
I was raised in one of these. Dad enjoyed his ride, and Mom never complained about a thing. She also never got to drive it.

Backed.