BIOHAZARD AUCTION THREAD

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>>16640611
>>16640611
>>16640611

>they told me to get a corolla
https://www.copart.com/lot/42572346

Didnt see much gore unfortunately.

Someone went out with style in the backseat.
https://www.copart.com/lot/37155096

>>16662365
this was in the last thread faggot

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>>16662365
>https://www.copart.com/lot/37155096
A little more heart juice and it could look like pic related

>>16662041
how much for that bloody sanic, i need a new shift knob and ebrake handle for mine

>>16662380
Current Bid: Zero

https://www.copart.com/lot/42572706

not sure if it was in the last thread but i found this

https://www.copart.com/lot/26622496

>drivers window gone
>center console covered in.. things

looks like someone was executed

>>16662396
>https://www.copart.com/lot/26622496
Yes that was one of the last posts.

Shot from outside, rolled dead into an embankment and clipped something.

F

>>16662396
The real deal breaker is if I can get those altoids or not.

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>>16662196
Reminds me of my Altima

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>>16662436
Ouch. How badly were you injured?

>>16662448
Just scratches from the glass, and a swollen finger. And chest pain from the seatbelt, of course, but it went away after a few weeks.
Paramedic told me I was very lucky.

>>16662448

Probably brain damage since he took the picture upside down

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so what's to stop me from buying these cars for cheap, cleaning the interior, or replacing it or whatever, and then selling them and making huge profit?

Are they unable to be registered or something, since they are marked as bio-hazards?

>>16662505
>so what's to stop me from buying these cars for cheap, cleaning the interior, or replacing it or whatever, and then selling them and making huge profit?

1. You don't have the skills, tools, knowledge of the cars, or connections to make it profitable
2. Other people that do will snatch up any car that is worth buying
3. The cars are marked as salvage and accident will have been reported

This is true of all of copart, not just specifically biohazard cars. There are many people who buy these cars to part out or restore that know them inside and out and have everything on hand. They know exactly how much the car is worth and that's what their bid will be. I've gone to copart auctions and seen dreamers spend way too much on them hoping they'll still profit somehow many times.

>>16662505

People smarter than you.

>>16662503
kek

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I think /o/ should set up their own 24 hours of Lemons style race but with biohazard cars instead.

We could even give it a catchy name, maybe

Advanced
Insurance
Discounted
Sprint

Capcha: "Princes haart"

>>16662666
An Hero Sportsmanship Division

>dying in a car makes it totally worthless

Holy shit why isn't it illegal to kill someone while they're in a car

>>16662697
I love humans' superstition.

These cars are nice loot-material since the techies don't remove personal effects from the car.

Who knows what lurks inside the aforementioned E-Class apart from the altoids.

Maybe a hidden wad of 100s, or a gun.

>>16663148
or more braaaaiiiins

Bump to save an interesting thread.

>>16665897
Appreciate it.

Is there a Copart equivalent for other countries?

>>16662396
No fucking keys thou. Wouldn't be that bad to clean up. The smell I'm sure would be the biggest issue. Actually thinking about putting a bid on it. Probably has a 10k plus reserve though

Is this not a fucking steal, even just for a shell? I see rusted out 510's going for 5k+ sometimes

https://www.copart.com/lot/32450956

>>16666060
Heh, if I won an auction for one, I'd keep the blood and guts.

That's part of the novelty. I'd also investigate who the previous owner was so whenever someone got in and asked me what the fuck all that gooey mess in center console is, I'd just do a quick summary on what happened and how I ended up with gory mess's car.

>>16666081
Yeah that looks bretty good but I don't think it's worth the total interior restoration needed.

>>16665988
Yes, copart.

Click the american flag in the corner and set it to something else.

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Finally those lazy fucks processed my DL so i can bid
Still looking, But I ran it by the wife this morning and got the green light.

She said she would never ride in anything someone died in so It's a win/win for me

>>16666098
What exactly is wrong with the interior?

might bid on this one, Doesn't look like much blood


https://www.copart.com/lot/35557186
But moderately high miles for a diesel

>this kills the miat
Not a biohazard though.
https://www.copart.com/lot/30161626

I had a great idea.
The next time a major incident happens (like they capture a serial killer, or a george zimmerman gets shot at again). Find all the insurance company auction sites and buy the car, Then charge people to sit in it and take pictures with it like a circus.

this guy was almost going 100 when he crashed

https://www.copart.com/lot/44081136

>>16666359
This one looks amazing.

>>16666374
>No airbags

F, surprisingly little to no blood.

>how's my driving?


kek

https://www.copart.com/lot/18107287

Found one with blood.
https://www.copart.com/lot/20637907

>>16666431
>https://www.copart.com/lot/20637907
Possible decapitation upon impact?

>>16666526
Probably just bleeding from the impact/airbag and they had to climb out the back seat.

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https://www.copart.com/lot/43896596

https://www.copart.com/lot/44986886

https://www.copart.com/lot/39356236

https://www.copart.com/lot/41199556

https://www.copart.com/lot/19544767

https://www.copart.com/lot/19561167

>>16666621
That Rainier and Avalanche.

Cheezus.

>>16666629
straight up rekt.
F

Wtf

https://www.copart.com/lot/39488176

>>16667274
>RAN WHEN PARKED

>search for car
>find one completely fucking totaled
>no way the driver survived that
>finding entertainment in the death of strangers

i made myself sad

Bumping to keep this thread alive.

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>>16666629

>Avalanche

ALL OF MY NOPE

>>16667956
I can only imagine what was left of the deceased driver's head.

I'm getting Nikki Catsouras vibes from that photo eugh.

>>16666384
except the police hold on to their cars forever and they magically disappear

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>>16667994
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/68869114/unsuspecting-buyers-beware-of-crimescene-cars

Good read.

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>>16662697
Because criminals don't follow laws.

*gets his jacket and leaves for /pol/*

>>16666621
what is that on the back seat of that mountaineer??

>>16663148
I'd rather own a junkyard. I talked to a dude working at one and he said they find all kinds of stuff

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what do you think happened here?

https://www.copart.com/lot/26622496/Photos

>>16669014
Blood, my dude.

>>16669549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mdR_Q7l1UE

>>16669572
that shit is gray, not even slightly brown like dried blood

>>16669643
That's how very dried blood looks like on beige fabric.

>>16669659
the more you know. thanks anon

>>16668014
>540i
>$1300

Fuck that's a deal though. I wonder if theres a market for ex rape/murder cars?

>>16666374
>damage: all over
kek

>>16666621
>the avalanche

Do you think the motor is fine? I could nab it

>>16662666
is a good idea actually
dealbreaker is you can't clean or do shit with a car, arce as you bought it

https://www.copart.com/lot/35658496

No gore from the pics but you can tell the driver was totally btfo'd

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>>16670249
There can only be one humble water filter salesman.

We all know who was behind this thinly veiled "accident".

>>16666359
Do itttt
Diesels don't care about milage

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This boomer died a brutal death.
https://www.copart.com/lot/23265296

>>16671347
HE WILL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME!

>>16671347
I bet his funeral song was Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man.

>>16666359
The 6.4 probably cost the owner so much money in repairs that he shot himself

>>16671383
kek.


I backed out because shipping is going to be too much.

I'm trying to find one that is in my state or a neighboring state so I don't have to take time off work to go pick it up for pay 2k for shipping

>>16666390

>estimated retail value 10k

kek fucking what.

>>16666390
Nah, that look typical of a small overlap. hardly faster than 50mph at the time of impact.

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>>16671400
I think it's the retail of an unfucked one.

>>16671413
Speedometers are designed to break at a major impact to show how fast the vehicle was going. Pic related.

>>16671441
Interesting, didn't know that!

>>16671441
Seriously? Is this just recent models? Never heard this before.

>>16666317
What are you looking to buy?

>>16671514
A 4 wheel drive, V8, extended cab or crew cab pickup

Preferably diesel

>>16671347
>https://www.copart.com/lot/23265296
fugg

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>>16666390

SHOULDA HAD BLACK ICE, SCRUB

Also, that #Alpha sticker... kek.

>>16671856

Upon further review, it says "Aloha" which is even better since it means hello AND goodbye.

Aloha indeed!

>>16671866
kek!

>>16663148
>Who knows what lurks inside the aforementioned E-Class apart from the altoids.
If I died, then you should loot my car if you can find the loot. It's not for any casual car prowler to find. There's $300 cash and $5 of assorted coins.

>>16671441
>Speedometers are designed to break at a major impact to show how fast the vehicle was going.
Police can just read the data out of the OBD2 to check the speeds prior to impact and also when the driver pressed the brake pedal. In newer cars, it doesn't matter if the battery is disconnected as the data is retained for police forensics to get from memory.