ITT: Cars that say "my owner has a huge cock"

miata

me ;)
i am a car, my owner has a really big one, vroom vroom

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>>16661308
Is this what autism is like?

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Huge cock, that only goes in other men.

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Biggest.

>v6

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the largest penis
in the
world

>>16661278
The shittiest shitboxes. The masculinity of the car is inversely proportional to the size of the dick.

>>16662220
Using this logic, Mini Cooper owners are alpha overlords of the road. I love it.

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gtr

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>>16664378
>Using this logic, Smart Fortwo owners are alpha overlords of the road. I love it.
FTFY

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>>16664521

>>Using this logic, peel p50 owners are alpha overlords of the road. I love it.
FTFY

>>16664534
>3 wheels
not a car. That's a motorcycle according to the law

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Gargantuan piece of meat only used for heterosexual encounters.

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>>16664544
>>Using this logic, twizzy owners are alpha overlords of the road. I love it.
FTFY
Happy now cherry picker?

>>16664565
Twizzy's aren't sold outside europe and would not qualify as a car in America simply because, beyond emissions, there's not a single safety regulation it meets.
Fortwo is still king.

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>>16664548
>heterosexual

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>>16664571

>>16661278
>>16661330
>>16661320
>>16661675
In real life these say "I'm old"

>>16664521
Smart is still an alive brand in America? Who buys this shit?

>>16664544
That's funny and weird. A 3 wheeler is a car in most of european law. Actually "anything with more than 2 wheels" is. For example, the Piaggio MP3 is a cancerous """""""""""""""motorcycle""""""""""""""" which can be ridden with a car license

>>16664770
Smart is still alive in America. You buy them at any Mercedes dealer. And the new Smarts are decent. I would consider them. The terrible semi-automatic is gone. transmission options are now a 5 speed manual or a 6 speed DCT automatic.
Prices are decent as well.

Mini Cooper S