Retarded Garbage

>>16660525

Are you an absolute moron or...?

For one thing, I use the fuck out of my bluetooth.

>>16660525
Kill yourself nigger some of us live in traffic and need an auto.

>>16660553
Yeah same. And if a car has a dual clutch I'm fine with it.

>>16660553
>listening to music while driving
Commit suicide.

>>16660563
I commute to Hollywood for work and still prefer manual. But OP is wrong, there's plenty of people who should only drive automatic

>>16660525
>not wanting a comfy and safe car that is cheap to insure and efficient to drive

I like my cars fast and manual, but we dont all want unsafe 90's weeb shitboxes with no comfort, crumplezones or airbags.

>>16660563
amputate your left leg please and donate it to a war veteran.

>>16660575
>There's plenty of people who should not drive

Corrected. :)

>>16660525
I cringed.

>>16660592
Yes, but they still have to get around somehow

>sealed transmission (can't fix) costs more than the vehicle is worth

>>16660610
>Anonymous 02/13/17(Mon)21:03:20 No.1666061
uber is a thing now.
Or public transport, bikes, etc.
DESU usually people are good at things they like, so why give licenses to people who don't like cars in the first place?

>>16660619
Good luck getting around in rural America with Uber, bikes and public transport.

Post your car, OP.

>>16660619
How old are you? Do you realize that some people NEED to have cars in order to get around? I like manual too but I don't get triggered when other people aren't driving it.

>>16660619
>doesn't know that cars are primarily tools for people who actually work
kys memelord

>>16660570
I'm not always alone in my car, u fucking busrider

>>16660570
>breathing while driving

what a fucking faggot

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>>16660646
Pic related.

>>16660667
>>16660677
triggered.

>>16660581
>all I wanna do is driiiiiiive

>>16660716
yes but you don't need your left leg, the war veteran who lost it to a mine does.

>>16660729
>I drive. I have no other functions.

Everyone abandon thread. OP is a faggot.

>>16660570
>not listening to music while driving
I feel like this is actually a sign of autism

>>16660525
>>super shitty and cheap econoboxes with stuff like sat-nav, bluetooth, cruise control etc
I DON'T THINK POOR PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE FEATURES
>>1500kg+ cars with 4 cylinder engines
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURBO IS OR WHAT DISPLACEMENT OR RPMS ARE
>>autotragic in anything other than cruisers or 500bhp+ supercars
0.5/3.
Automatics should only be for the disabled. Nobody else has any excuse.

>>16660525
The GTI isn't a super shitty and cheap econobox though.

>>16660553
Have fun with your shit bit rate faggot

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>>16660525
>Cars that are any color except white, black, or shades of gray
Most colorful cars are just eyesores that ruin an aesthetic roadway. Same goes for shitboxes and economobiles. All just eyesores.

There could be some exceptions to this color rule though

McLarens can be McLaren orange, Ferrari's can be red, M Series cars can be their shade of blue, and Lamborghini's can be whatever color, just not dark blue or brown.

Olive drab, sand, and exotic wraps are permissible on a case by case basis.

The outcome would be something like pic related.

Truthfully, I'd prefer just white, black, and grays but I know this would be widely disagreed with.

>>16660619
Manual fags are just ridiculous.

>>16660974
manual is master race.

new Porsche gt3 is fag shit tier

>>16660969
You're a fucking faggot.

>>16660969
actually M cars are Alpineweiss.
Ferrari street cars must be yellow according to autism, red was for racing cars.

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>>16660994
Manual is for lonely men because you need to use both hands for driving i.e. no free hand to play with qt gfs pussy in the passenger seat

Coincidental captcha

>>16661003
>triggered by my dislike for colorful cars and econoshitboxes

What do you drive? A bright red corolla or something? Blue civic?

>>16661015
Either works, as long as it fits a pleasant aesthetic scheme

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>>16660570
>Being this fucking boring

>>16661066

fuck you scotty

>>16660619
Uber is illegal in some cities like Buffalo and not everyone lives in a shitty city

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>>16660525
>tfw drive a GTI with DSG, Bluetooth, Sat Nav and cruise control
>tfw love it

>>16661025
Silver-blue TJ and a red XJ. Monochrome is the boring choice, and grey is an especially terrible choice because it's harder to see in bad weather.

>>16661066
REV UP YOUR SHITPOSTS

>>16660961
Like you can even tell the difference LOL

>>16661329
what, you can't?

You deaf anon?

>>16661066
>tfw shoulda bought a toyota

>>16660969
>he doesn't realize most manufacturers only offer white, black , 9000 different options for gray, and occasionally red
I bet you don't even like plumb crazy

>>16660525
>dirt cheap cars with 4-500hp and RWD so retards crash it into crowds.

>>16661066
REV

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>>16660525
>retarded shit that shouldn't be a thing

we can start with those fucking hideous plaid seats in that shitbox.

that's so fucking ugly my ass would be offended if i sit on it.

how do volkswagen faggots think garbage like that is acceptable?

>inb4 assmad vw niggers saying something about MUH H E R I T A G E

/b/

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>>16661582
I like the plaid, what bothers me is the meme golf-ball knob.

>>16661329
Hows pandora caleb?

Hows the speaker peak on your stock dakota?

Whats that you turned the bass all the way up and it sounds better?

>>16661066
SCOTTY NO

>>16661066
REV

>>16660525
>ITT: Austistic Screeching
ftfy

>>16661519
>plumb crazy
>plumb
>crazy

How many extra chromosomes do you have exactly? Fucking spastic.

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>>16661727
>Austistic

hey retard, are you sure you're not the one doing the screeching?

>>16661066
REV

>>16660575
I fucking hate this drive
>west hollywood to Calabasas

The 405 and 101 are a fucking mess

>>16660631
>getting around in rural America
Just fly over it

>>16661066
god dammit scotty

>>16661066

SCOTTY

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>>16661770
What are you on about?

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>>16661066
This immunity pupper applies to all anons. No further replies are necessary.

>>16661120
>Red luxury car
Absolutely disgusting

>>16661919
plumb =/= plum
you idiot

>>16661120
>a red XJ
pics pls, most people on /o/ drive garbage so I find this hard to believe someone actually has a nice car.

>>16660950
>I DON'T THINK POOR PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE FEATURES
LOL DUDE I WANT TO PAY OUT THE ASS FOR AN OVER SPEC'D SHITBOX RATHER THAN JUST BUY A NICE CAR

>I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURBO IS OR WHAT DISPLACEMENT OR RPMS ARE
LOL BRO MY HIGHLY STRUNG 1.6 TURBO NEEDS TO BE REPLACED EVERY 40,000 MILES BUT FUCK IF I CARE DUDE

>>16662208
Bluetooth and cruise control don't cost anything to add these days.

>>16660581
Kek never heard that one before.

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>>16661667
>>16661582
>lol dude my shitty boring depression-mobile has plaid seats and a golf ball shifter! isn't it so characterful and quirky!?

>>16662221
I don't care. If a Mercedes S Class didn't have it in 1999 I don't want it on my shitbox.

It's like headlight washers on a Lada.

>>16662191
>doesn't understand the company's play on words
Literal sign of autism.

>>16661017
>needing both hands to drive stick
I rarely use my left except for smoking. I can easily shift left handed, although awkward, so I can switch to lefty driving.
Also
>fingering a pussy instead of getting road head or a handy

[spoiler]I'm against sexual activities while driving honestly, that's what abandoned parking lots are for.[/iknowspoilersdontwork]

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>>16660525
come at me nigger

power everything
Blutoof
6 speaker audio
Car alarm
remote trunk locks etc
5 speed
ac

etc

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>>16662268
Nice car dude, too bad literally any 10-15 year old (((luxury))) car has all of that without the build quality of one of those arcade machine things you find in bowling alleys. Your interior looks like it was put together by kids.

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>>16662248
Play on words? Plums are purple you philistine


Catch me copper is a play on words

>>16662268
Until you've got auto-dimming side/rear mirrors, heated steering wheel and power tilt/telescopic, your car isn't "optioned to the tits"

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T. poorfag
also that 15 year old luxury car will get shit mpg and break down constantly.


besides if i want comfy and shit mpg ill just drive my fucking truck

>>16662286
Please don't disrespecte tha F355 Challenge cabinet like that.

>>16662308
>he thinks modern cars get better MPG
Am I going to have to be the one to break it to him?

>>16662307
its got auto dimming heated mirrors and telescopic m8

heated seats and wheels are fucking tacky meme shit tho

>>16662314
>luxury
i know an 80s civic will out mpg it but a mercedes or a bmw sure as shit isnt

>>16662307
>his car doesn't have soft close doors and an analogue clock in the dash
Absolutely plebian.

>>16662307
I'm more interested in a cooled steering wheel.

putting an exhaust on a car that is not exotic should be punishable by death (corvettes arent exotic boomer)

>>16662294
"Plumb crazy" is a term used in southern dialects that equates to saying something like "absolutely crazy"
Plum is a purple fruit.
Plum crazy is a play off of the southern phrase plumb crazy.

tl;dr: there's no reason to be upset, where did the southern man touch you?

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>>16662417
I live in Canada and was born in the late 80's, how would one reasonably expect someone to know obscure southern dialect/slang?

Googling plumb reveals that its a lead weight, I assumed that you were making a spelling error.

As far as I'm concerned, you still are.

>>16662370
>(corvettes arent exotic boomer)
If you don't think 7:25 sounds good you should commit expedient suicide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8kfCurbSFQ

>>16662481
anyone that replaces pop up headlights on any car should be publicly executed

>>16662454
>I live in Canada
Stopped reading.

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>>16662486
Normally I'd agree that killing off character in a car in the name of function is retarded, but having the nose lift on a car while over 100mph isn't character it's just retarded.

>>16662454
I'll accept your sort of apology.

>>16660570
i both listen and sing along and there is not one thing you can do to oppose me

>>16662370
Sooooo... No car can have an exhaust except exotics... How will the engine run?

>>16662260
[spoiler]truthfully, I've never driven a manual[spoilermeme]

>>16662315
>heated seats and wheels are tacky meme shit
Not if you live in a cold place. They warm up almost instantly, no need to wait for the engine to warm up for hot air.

>>16662454
>obscure

>>16662454
Google plumb crazy instead.

>>16662370
This very much

>>16662699
You know what he means, faggot. No exhaust upgrades for sound on honda civics.

>>16660579
I do, but I'm also a Jap and don't give a fuck if I end myself in a wreck, as long as the crash was badass. Like 140 off of a cliff badass

>>16660969
>Doesn't like hemi orange
Get a load of this fag

>>16661066
Oh wow, this shit isn't gone yet

>>16662161
>>16662192
Jeeps, not Jags.

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>>16661066

>>16662208
>it's still 30 years in the past so boosted inline 4's are not at all reliable
just avoid GM turbo 4's (jk but coulnd't resist... GM is fine for some vehicles)
but seriously, welcome to 2017

>>16663690
Funny so many of fords ecoshit engines explode.

>>16660927
>his car doesn't make good engine noise

I mean shit if I drove around with a car that sounds like a soda can full of annoyed bees I'd probably drown the buzzing out with music too...

>>16661066
REV

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>>16661066