>lives in america >doesn't own a v8 how to spot a cuck 101

>>16641882
What if I only have an i6, but it is a Cummins?

>>16641893
The Cummins straight six is God's greatest gift to the world.

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>>16641882
Sorry about your micropenis

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>>16641893
as long as its diesel you're good

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>>16641882
>muh v8
trash, kys and make wsy for objectively the best truck ever made.

>>16641904
>anime car
sorry about your virginity

But I did have a V8

>be me
>previously a proud owner of a Chevy 454ss (a gift my dad gave me before he passed)
>ex gf suggests I get rid of the truck for a smaller car for her to drive with ease (toyota yaris)
>went with her suggestion
>2 months later we separated

I'm worst than a cuck

>>16642082

A cuck's cuck?

>>16642090
The cuckiest of cucks.

>>16642153
the cockiest cuckiest of a cucks cock

>>16642082
>>16642090
>>16642153
>>16642170
what the fuck truck cucked

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>>16642082

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>>16641882

I prefer plug-in hybrids and electric cars. They are much cheaper to run.

>>16642265
Spotted the GM fangirl

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>>16642272

I prefer Tesla.

>>16642318
no

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>>16642386

Yeah.

>>16641882

I think trucks are great but seriously what type of person laughs at these types of memes/this way of thinking? (Serious question).

>>16642392
That's starting to look like a GM product

>>16642082
You fucking sold a gift from your dad? And if that wasn't bad enough already, it was a badass truck too. And you did it for a girl. Christ, dude.

>>16642499
Wow. That's fucking rude

>>16642433
The quick answer is rednecks/hicks but the reality is they can't dream of affording modern diesel trucks. Memes like this are the domain of the flatbill bro "country" crowd.

>>16642082
>>went with her suggestion
>>2 months later we separated

Dont make these kinds of decisions before marriage. ffs

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>>16642558
>Wow. That's fucking rude

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

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>>16642233
Gtfo underage bus rider

>>16642499
I still regret it.

>>16642433
>>16642562
I got a smile out of it. Not a hearty chuckle, but at least 1.5/5.

You guys are probably pretentious fags who require "intellectual stimulation" to find something funny. Does 2deep4u highschool tier reddit comedy tickle your fancy more?

>>16642812
>Still regret it

You make it sound like something you should have gotten over and forgiven yourself for. Truth is that you're a cucked beta, probably either short, fat, baby faced, or all three and sold the only masculine thing about yourself to hold onto the only girl to give you attention. And you failed at even that.

I'll give you more truth. Asking you to sell the truck was what is called a shit test. Because you failed and bent over for her, she lost any remaining respect she had for you, lost attraction to you, and left. Do you think it's a coincidence she left you so soon?

Furthermore, your dead father is rolling in his grave dissapointed in you. He was probably a real bad ass to have bought and kept that truck. He probably gave it to you in hopes that it would spark some dormant part of him inside you so you could finally become a son instead of a secret. Instead you did the most wimpy limp wristed thing possible with it.

As an expectant father, kys. My worst nightmare would be to have you as a son.

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>dismisses all other potentially great engine layouts and the potentially great cars they're in because of blind patriotism and group dynamics
Perfectly American alright.

>>16642958

Rude.

>>16642915
not at all. I just like funny crude shit.
>you're racist
>no I'm not. I pretend to like niggers every day.
Op's joke is just shit desu.

>>16643167
found the prius

>>16643204
except I"m >>16641924 guy. Found the flatbill poser.

>>16643209
that truck is ugly and doesn't have a v8
ha ha fag

>>16642958
That's not very nice.

>>16643241
>teehee

>>16643248
>butt hurt

>>16642082 >>16642499

>gf suggests I get rid of the truck for a smaller car for her to drive with ease (toyota yaris)
>2 months later we separated

bimpity bompity boo

>>16641882
>drives a v8 and brags about "muhh power"
how to spot a dicklet

>>16644311
prius found