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We've had boomer ad threads, why not make future millenial ads? We all know boomers love to inflate the prices of cars of their time. But lets pretend it's the future, and we are millenials trying to sell our 2014-2018 cars in the year 2070-2080

> I got this good clean as fuck 2014 VW golf
> It was sick as fuck yo, super rare, everyone of my bros wanted to have a vape sesh in this whip
> asking $24,000 or best offer
> Don't try to rip me off yo i got a homeboy who told me its worth thousands man
> will trade for super rare designer clothes
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>>16638869

meh
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>>16638869
the adds would mimic the adds teenagers post now

ITS BONE STOCK.... EXCEPT FOR (46 COSMETIC MODS)


IT RUNS PERFECTLY.... EXCEPT FOR (46 ENGINE AND TRANS ISSUES)


ITS LOW MILES...... (ODO IS 200K MILES) ON THE REBUILD


NEVER BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT..... JUST MINOR FENDER UNIBODY AND FLOOD DAMAGE
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>>16638904
Don't forget vintage 2013 head unit
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>>16639186
>Don't forget vintage 2013 head unit

"Period Correct"
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As if anyone will buy old ass cars in the future. Once they outlaw non self driving cars we'll all have to get rid of our cars...
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>>16638869
Somehow I doubt millenials will talk like MTV series from 20 years ago gramps.
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>>16640780
>Not living in a deep rural area.
>Caring about laws.
I will NEVER surrender the joy of driving my Apache to some faggoty technology.
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DRIFT FRS GT86 BRZ ROCKET BUNNY LIBERTY WALK RWB STANCE-ERA !!LOOK!!
2016 ZN6 Scion FRS FA20C Last year as Scion very RARE Lexus auto model.
fully stripped and prepped, suitable for period widebody conversion or drift stance car.
No underbody or accident damage (VERY RARE on these cars)
Original wheels and tires. No timewasters or test pilots. Buyer collects.

$25,000 ONO no offers i know what i've got
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VINTAGE TESLA 4 SALE

RAN WHEN PARKED
NEEDS $100 UPDATE TO RUN
BATTERIES SWAPPED 12 YEARS AGO, $12 000
SMELLS A BIT LIKE HOT PLASTIC WHEN DRIVING, PROBABLY NOTHING
VERY RARE CLASSIC
SMALL BLUE SPARKS IN THE SCREEN EVERY NOW AND THEN WHEN YOU GIVE HER SOME THROTTLE MECHANIC SAID IT WAS OK
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>>16638869
>why not make future millenial ads?
Fill the ad full of shameless lies. BOOM, Perfect typical ad by a millenial.
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Silly thread, millennials don't drive. They call for Ubers or ride the Bus.
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>>16640780
>Once they outlaw non self driving cars we'll all have to get rid of our cars
They won't be outlawed. It's just that your insurance rate is three times higher and liability is five times higher. Because self-driving cars document what they are doing, it is harder for the driver to lie too.

Your manual driving insurance will be HIGHER even though you perceptively say that overall insurance costs went down, so your rates should too. However, the smart insurance company would segment their policy purchasers (this is legal). So they would segment liability of manual drivers to other manual drivers. Because your category is constantly decreasing in number, your rates will go up just to maintain the load costs.
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>>16640926
gold
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>>16638869
THEY HAVE TO USE EMOJI'S TO TELL US HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THE CAR
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