what car implicitly screams: " my owner is a cuck "

any Audi

any german car

Audi and VW

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>>16635491

>>16635507
Hans go to your cuckshed, Ahmed is arriving at 5

german cars

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>>16635516
literally made by cucks for cucks

>>16635506
Eh VW screams "my owner is a girl" more than anything else

VW
BMW - rich cuck
Any hybrid
Volvo

Nissan juke

Prius c

>>16635491
Chevy cruze

Prius and Yaris desu

When can we stop with the damn cuck stuff

Any people car/SUV/crossover
Fiat 500
Non air cooled Beetle
BMW Mini

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>>16635559
go to prep the bull

>>16635559
when the autists all die, so probably never unfortunately

>>16635526
Even a gti?

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>>16635559
>>16635576
>>16635587
>being this anal devasted
REFUGEES WELCOME

Volvo S90

i was taking a walk one day when i heard a wife screaming at her husband from the passenger seat of his own porshe boxster

from that point on i have always considered it the most cuck car to ever exist

>>16635491
A Corvette

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>>16635559
STFU and fluff me, cuck

>>16635491
>non sporty Japanese cars
>brand new german cars
>tesla
>hybrids

>>16635619
Off road Japanese cars are allowed as well

Also if you don't modify your cars in any way you're a cuck. Leasing a car is for cucks too

ford kuga

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>>16635527
Volvo is the least cuck'd brand. Especially the older ones, the are redbrick'd as fuck.

Telsa is the most cuck'd, its a car for people who don't like to drive.

What you're saying is, there is a car out there that explicitly screams "my owner is a cuck"

Any pickup truck
Always has some sad little man in it who probably thought it was the only way he could give his wife what she wanted, something big and black

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>yfw your vehicle hasn't been mentioned

Anything GM

Prius, Element, Aztek, Cube, HHR
E
A
C
H

Literally any minivan

>>16635491
Hellcat
All Hellcat owners want to watch their wives get BLACKED

All hybrids and crossovers. Bonus point if it's a hybrid crossover.

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Everytime I see this car in public I just want to run up to the owner and scream "WHYYY?" into his ear as loud as I can.

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>>16635765
The interior.
What is the owner getting for those extra €10+k that he wouldn't get in a 1000 euro Civic?
He not only is a cuck when it comes to his taste in cars, he is also getting cucked by the new car meme.

Self driving cars and those who create them will lead to a wave of cuck fever the likes of which have never beeb seen.

"Cucks will be cucked in motion while in the act of being cucked by their masters"- N/o/strodomus

>>16635491
Prius or Smartcar. Really any extra small car or hybrid (but not the Hybrid supercars that use it for low end power exclusively, for obvious reasons.)

>>16635491
All of TESLA
100% stock Prius
Newer VW Jetta
Nissan Altima
Chevy Cruze
Newage Beetles
Newer Minis
Cube
SMART

I'm sure I'm missing some.

>>16635971
>Newage Beetles
But anon, those are the only good ones.

>>16635638
>Sweden
>least cuck'd

>>16635978
Excuse me, I meant the VW New Beetle. 1997-2011
Obviously the old Beetles get a pass and I'll give a pass to the Beetle A5 (2011-present).
Looks much better than the "New Beetle"

>>16635559
Kit Kat please go

Any Saab.

>>16636003
Gotcha. Yeah, those things are steaming piles

>>16635491
A Ford

You know what ford stands for?
Fix it again Tony

>>16636038
You're thinkin of a Fiat, Dale

>>16636038
Nu uh

>>16635491
Basically any pickup truck screams truckold.

>>16636038
>GM owners in charge of spelling

>>16636019
he's right tho. the cuckoldry meme is so run through.
That being said, any Euro FCA car.

>>16636043
Fix
Ot
Rgain
Dony

Crew cab. Short bed.
>aka my wife chose the truck

>>16636079
>Doesn't get the reference

>>16636090
>hating comfort and dry storage
Inbred detected.

>>16636118
I watched KOTH man. Hence the GM owners comment

>>16636124
>my wife wanted an SUV, so we compromised
C U C K - T R U C K
U
C
K
-
T
R
U
C
K

>>16636019
I for one think the cuck meme is hilarious. I called my buddies ego cheered for the falcons a group of cucks irl after the Superbowl

>>16636038
Shut the fuck up, you wanna talk about a cuck thread, I saw your wife fucking John Redcorn last week.

>>16636138
>I have no wife or friends, so two seats are fine for me

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>>16635491
Anything non german and british is cuck vehicle.

Porsche - best sportscars, supercars and hypercar
Mercedes - best luxury limos
BMW - best sport sedans
Audi quattro - best everyday cars
VW - best economy cars
Rolls Royce - best for showing off
Bentley - best for showing off and driving
Land Rover - best luxury offroaders
Jaguar - BMW that stands out
Aston Martin - self explanatory

>>16635971
>Newer minis
Only the base model though, the r53 and r56 are boosted handling machines

>>16636156

you forgot mclaren

>>16636140
Sure you did, buddy, sure you did

>fantasies from a cuck

>>16636188
>Most dominant NFL team ever
To bad the broncos sucked ass this year.

>>16635491
Anything on yuro plates.

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>>16636185
Yeah I saw it the moment I posted it. But noone would consider McLaren owner a cuck anyway

>>16636231
This

Ford
GM

Hyundai and Kia

>>16636214
Carl, I don't care about the NFL or the Super Bowl. I'm laughing at the thought of a literal cuck stammering out "haha, c-cucks!" at anyone.

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>>16635765
But it's mainly driven by 17 year old girls who have just passed and their dad went down to Trade Center Wales and picked the thing that was the cheapest to insure. It's one of the most vocal cases of "it's just a car" you can get.

But my vote for the biggest cuck car, it has to be the Nissan Cuckqai. Forget the Premium cars and hybrids, this car tells the world "it's okay that I'm not a winner in life, because I never even had a chance to enter the race".

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>>16636231
:)

>>16636322
The owner is a yuro, which means he's a cuck. No exceptions.

>>16635491
Every car with more than 2 seats.

>>16635775
The only people that buy these types of cars are women.
They can't buy older models because those were totaled by other women :^)
Although I see a lot old twingos driving around here still.

>>16636334
Whatever makes you feel better about getting cucked by your government harder than any European.

>>16636342
>places that have VAT
>places that aren't cucked
Pick one and only one.

>>16636038
Fix
Ot
Rgain
Dony

>>16635491
Nissan Micra
Fiat 500
Any other small euro shit box

>>16635971
>>16635550
Why the Cruze?

>>16636372
Cucks and whores drive Cruzes

>>16636156
/thread

>>16636360
what about diesel punto?

>>16636354
Oh, wait, wait, let me share some of my retarded criteria for what is "cucked" and what isn't!
>countries that aren't democracies
>countries which literally ban certain cars
>countries which have retardedly strict car safety regulation
>countries with speed limits
>not cucked

>>16636387
Touched a nerve, eh?
I'm sorry your outrageous tax only allows you to own a bus pass.

>>16636396
Nah, you really didn't.
I was hoping to touch a nerve on your side, though. Kinda seems like I did.

>>16636417
Lmao. So how many cars do you own?

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>>16636387
>>16636354
>>16636342
>>16636334
>>16636322
>>16636396
>>16636417
CUCCCKSSSSSSSS FAGS

>>16636420
One, soon to be two, but then I will be hoping to sell my old one to return to one.

>>16636429
The European struggle is real.

>>16636438
I'm a high school student, bruh bruh.
Even then, why would I want multiple cars if I'm not rich? I'd rather save towards a nice house.

>>16636443
>nice house
Is a nice house in Europe a good 1000 square feet?

>>16636376
It's the last sedan any educated person would buy new. There's no reason to buy it over the competition.
The only reason someone would buy it is
>Muh wifi
>Muh emojis
>Muh JDPower
>I like how it looks
>my wife's son's dad works at Chevy

>>16635491
Any four door short bed pavement princess

>>16635522
Shit shes cute enough, imma go refugee on over there and get some sympathy wives

Toyota AE86

>>16636143
Just because my son resembles John Redcorn doesn't mean my wife is fucking him

Redcorn would never fuck my wife

>>16636651
this unironically

Ford Mustang drivers. Camaro and Challenger owners are the Bulls.

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>>16636033
>Saab
JUST
SWEDEN
ME UP

>>16635752
Where did the hellcat touch you?

>>16635688
Of course not. Nobody even knows that my car is a Saab. They think it's a BMW or Honda. It's the sneaky dark horse of the car world.

Any lifted 4 door pickup truck, and Full size SUV built recently.

>>16636651
For real this, brother in law just let his timing belt snap. Blown motor and turbo I didn't even want to break it to him

>>16635559
When all americans die

>politics in america:
>iraqis and syrians not allowed, because we are at war with insurgent factions there
>LOL WHY YOU HATE BROWN MUSLIMS?
>turks and malays are allowe...
>RAAAACIIIIIST REFUGEES WELCOME REFUGEES WELCOME NOT MY PRESIDENT HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US REEEE
>HOLD ON HERE *ADJUSTS FEDORA* ARE YOU IMPLYING WHITE GENOCIDE? ARGENTINA IS WHITE REEE
>REE
>REE
We need to admit more syrians on the chance that they'll ackbar these faggots

>>16639653
Poor little cuck

>tfw your car still hasn't been mentioned

>>16635494
After the Super Bowl ad, this.

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Frs

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Ford
VW
Volvo

>>16639669
I voted for Trump in hopes he does dumb shit and starts a war

>>16636237
Holy fuck I love McLaren.

>>16635533
this kek

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>>16635491
>audi
>miata
>gtr
>stang
>newer vettes
>r34
>volvo (except s60r, 240 and 740 turbo)
>saab
>gt86/brz/sfr