Find a defect /o/

>VAG
trash

Looks in working condition from here.

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>slower than a pigfat 8-seater sedan
rotflmao

>>16631272
>the price

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SHOW ME A PART THAT ISN'T A DEFECT FIRST

>>16631284
Chiron literally does double the speed. 130mph vs 260mph. And Chiron is electronically limited to 260, it could go higher. Tesla is limited by drag lmao.

>>16631308
>Bugatti Chiron 0-60: 2.5 seconds
>Model S P100D 0-60: 2.2 seconds
Stay BTFO.

>>16631308
Pretty sure the Tesla is electronically limited to improve its range, not because of drag. A 700 hp low Cw sedan isn't going to top out at 130. Even the brick shaped Hellcat does 200.

>>16631272
Why does my Tesla accelerate faster?

>>16631317
Chiron 1/4 mile: 9.5s
P100D: 10.5s

Tesla will pull off the line then Chiron will pass it like its standing still

Stay salty

My nails are thicker than those tires, it must have a really uncomfortable ride.

>>16631342
>m-muh quarter mile times
0-60 is the only relevant metric in the real world
recovery impossible

>>16631342
>3 million dollar car - 9.5s
>100k dollar car - 10.5s
HOW WILL BUGATTI EVER RECOVER?

>>16631366
>140k sports car
>60k dodge
A hellcat with slicks will run 10.4s

HOW WILL TESLA EVER RECOVER?

>>16631347
What ride? That Bugattis are made to be parked in front of mansion, not to be driven.

>>16631272
Bad sports car
Bad race car
Terrible GT car

>>16631317
>>16631342

Literally premature acceleration

>they say cars are a mirror of their owners

>>16631350
In the real world:
>two consecutive runs drains the battery
>you have to wait 3 minutes between runs for the battery to cool down.
>battery must be above 95%

>>16631329
I don't think you understand what a lack of gearbox translates to.

always comes in the most horrific colours

>>16631651
What is the Rimac? What is the Regera?

>>16631669
>colours

>>16631350

0-60 has no relevance in the real world. Unless you're at a track, you are not launching your car regularly. You start from a roll.

>>16631781
Nope. People do dig races. Stay BTFO.

>>16631848
Nope. People do roll races. Stay BTFO.

>>16631702
>Regera
is this bait ?

>>16631855
nope, stay btfo

>weighs well over two ton(ne)s

it's funny because it works either spelling you use

>>16631859
No

>>16631911
does the tesla have directo drive now?
when was it implemented ?

>>16631935
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just shitpost on Vietnamese knitting forums. I don't even own a drivers license.

>>16631976
OK cool. I'm 18 and am going to book my test next week. I already own a car (golf '13).

>>16632006
Sankyuu. Going to bed now. Goodnight sweet Alphonse. You're a 2* in FE:H

>>16631991
My 2010 golf has shorter gears

>>16631272
So ugly it should be considered a torture device

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electric engines have inherently better torque so of course a tesla would be better off the line. but put it in a race and the chiron will run circles around the tesla.

Please fuck off fanboys

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>>16632080
>electric engines

lol at the mods deleting my posts btw

>>16631284
this

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>>16631366
>$100k car built by the top scientists and electrical engineers california can produce
> 10.5
>old ass rustbucket chebby truck that some redneck threw a big engine into in a few spare weekends for under $15k
>9.3
TESLAFAGS BLOW THE FUCK OUT

>>16632241
>still slower than a 8 seater sedan to 60

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>>16632246
>m-muh 0-60
Literaly just an engine on wheels built by some drunk farmers and it hits 60 in one fifth of a second. Just face it: electric cars have a long way to go before they become competitive

>>16632327
>Literaly just an engine on wheels built by some drunk farmers
not sure if monumentally cartarded or just trolling

>>16631911
The Regera starts in what we would consider 7th gear.
>you played yourself

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>>16632327
>not production
>breaks down after a mile
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA

ICE FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>16632375
>breaks down after a mile
So it still covered more distance than a tesla

>>16632327
>engine overheats in under 10 seconds

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>>16631272
The Chiron actually looks great. Nice how they've finally managed to style something aesthetic from an ugly blob of of shit in the Veyron.

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>ice fags literally cannot name a faster production car

>>16632398
Well clearly it doesnt need to do anything other than hit 60 as teslafags would have you think, otherwise why would they ignore that a tesla can't even do one lap of the nurburgring without overheating and having to go on limited power?

>>16632413
it looks like a veyron had sex with an alfa brera

>>16631272
It looks too similar to the Veyron, which happened to be rather ugly in the first place. They really could have made an effort to design something really special this time around...and they went for that silly Audi TT on steroids look.

What a massive dissapointment.

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So ugly I lost my appetite. I can't understand how Bugatti's designers are so goddamn incompetent.

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>>16631272
it isnt this

>>16632567
>silly Audi TT on steroids

THIS desu

>>16631272
Bix
Ut
Gain
Gioseppi
ahahah
teeheehee
Ihihihi

>>16631480
>Terrible GT car

The Veyron was probably the best GT car in the world when it came out (except for fuel economy I guess). This one should outdo it if they have their heads screwed on right

>>16631329

It's limited cause that shitbox spinning electric turd that gives it power would explode if it spins to quickly. Plus, retarded power drain on the batteries.

>teslafags
>what is electricity

>>16632080
tesla meme is a tired, worn out and very very sad meme. Stupid EV cucks, stay salty

>>16631272
The engine is encased/sealed and you can't get have it repaired anywhere except by shipping the whole goddamn thing back to Volkswagen.

It's the most common car in its price bracket. The shitsucking faggots that spend millions of dollars on one car do so primarily for the bragging rights associated with having a car whose entire production run is double digits or less, whereas there are something like 400 Veyrons kicking around.

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>>16633161
>The Veyron was probably the best GT car in the world when it came out
Not even close

>>16632398

just like a tesla

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918 has a faster 0-60 since that's all that you guys care about; check wikipedia. Pic related

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>>16633254
>We all understand acceleration. It’s the rate of change of velocity. This 4,891-pound Tesla Model S P100D does it best, reaching 30, 40, 50, and 60 mph from a standstill more quickly than any other production vehicle we’ve ever tested, full stop.
http://www.motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-s/2017/2017-tesla-model-s-p100d-first-test-review/

nice try posting outdated wiki articles, ice cuck

>>16633254
>>16633277
>fastest porsche ever BTFO by a fucking sedan
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>>16631272
>price
>mpg
>cost of running
>being scared to take it anywhere in case some turd vandalises it
>richfags that won't drive it more than a couple hundred miles because muh investment so we're extremely unlikely to see one

>>16633161
>The Veyron was probably the best GT
-shit gas millage
-shit luggage space
-fuck huge for no reason

>>16633118
what the fuck that thing looks munted mate
0/10

>>16633394

Not to mention you'd be reluctant to take it ANYWHERE.

>>16632080
>inherently better torque
nope its all gear reduction
electromagnets still have to pass a pole before any movement occurs

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>>16632246
>>16632375
>>16632414
>>16633277
>>16633290
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>16631284
Slower than a GT86.

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>>16631284
>slower than a space rocket
rotflmao

>>16635132
see
>>16636511

>>16637312
Guess they don't count the 918 as production cause 2.2 is better than 2.3

>>16637361
well, it isn't. ice fags btfo yet again

>>16631272
>ugly
>expensive as fuck
>only people who drive this are Saudi Arabians whose daddy found oil

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>>16631272

The engine is a joke. A twin turbo LS V8 makes that power at the lowest boost possible with almost the same torque and powerbands. The TTV8 will be way more reliable and lower maintenance.

>needing 9000 miles of perfectly straight road to to reach 220+mph

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>>16631272
That face.....

>>16633243

A tesla dose not have engine.

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>>16631272

>>16638173
en·gine
ˈenjən/
noun
1.
a machine with moving parts that converts power into motion.

ATHEISTS BTFO

>>16631274
also heavy

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>>16631272
Old-timey radiator grilles look like shit on anything newer than 1940.

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>>16631272
The steering wheel is disgusting. They fucked up so bad. The carbon fiber looks cheap as fuck and the inner two circles of thread are horrible. It looks like it's made from a cowboy boot. The blue buttons also look like shit

But the 2 circles of threading bother me

>>16639795
still better than in your bus

>>16637382
>>16638176
Why are yurocucks so utterly incompetent at engineering?

>>16638176
>1970
Just 43 years after the Brits did 203.79mph. Why do americunts suck at cars?

>>16638176
bait.

that 0-60 is still fast considering it gains power throughout the gears, doesnt push it all at once the turbos increase as it gets faster

>>16631272
I bet my Miata is more fun. Sure it's a lot slower and not as comfortable, but it's probably more manual, responsive and tossible.

>>16633394
>fuck huge for no reason
T. Guy who never saw veyron

It is surprisingly small when you stand next to it.

>>16631272
>$3,000,000

Because for any car to have 16 cylinders and sound like an angry badger and not a banshee having an orgasm is unacceptable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umO3iqac_4c

>>16631272

It's ugly ass shit.
It's a VAG product.
It's overrated.
Can't turn.
Can't take it to the track.
Can't drive it anywhere.
Can't reach it's limits.

Bugattis are for sandniggers with small dicks and big wallets who have to cope with the fact that they will forever be sandniggers and they will never be something else so they do whatever they like because they have money and think that buying expensive shit will make them less sandniggery but nope.

>>16631272

Warmed-over Veyron.

It looks like one of those 50 special editions that they've made during the Veyron's production.

>>16639795
Thats a GTI wheel with new airbag.

All memes aside, I don't like the rear.

>>16631272
Not enough will be made if the Veyron's 450 is anything to go by,

>>16631284
>8-seater

u wot

>>16631390
>roughly twice as much vs roughly 30 times as much

gg

>>16631781
It is literally only relevant to a racing start. cornering, ability to accelerate from medium to high speed, braking and consistency lap after lap is what is important. Electric cars usually fail in all in all of these aspects due to battery weight, and power drain.

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>>16631284
By .1 of a second. That's literally a blink of an eye. Does the 0-62 really matter considering that the Bugatti will blast past it once they hit triple figures.

And Tesla themselves say that the figure" is hardly noticeable in real-world driving" meaning that you can probably overtake the damn thing without even trying in your average dirty petrol engined car.

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Miss me?

>>16642473
yeah