Fix this car, /o/

>>16626813
Cancel the plans to make it.
FIXED

Crush it

>>16626826
K I L L

>Impossible Mode
Well fuck me, here goes.

Use the tranny from the Avenger (for laterally mounted FWD). Use the 2.5 V6. Widen the body. Push the rear wheels back further along the body. Clean up the interior, less cheap plastic. Reuse the seats from the town and country. Use a bigger radiator, separate tranny cooler. Add more dohickeys to clutter the steering wheel and bulk it up. Traction control. Wider tires. Third row fold-down seats, 2ND row bucket seats.

Wait, I'm just making this a Town and Country with a smaller engine. I give up.

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There is no fixing it.

>>16626813
That car looks like a cartoon.

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>>16626813
>Fix this car
Done

>>16626813

make it a chevy hhr

>>16627880
He said FIX it, not make it worse.

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>>16626813

>>16626813
Kill everyone involved in designing and producing the abomination, as well as their children and grandchildren.
Basically just give it the full North Korea

>>16627904
>make it worse
the neon srt4 is a good car though

>>16626813
What makes these cars such shit?

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Everyone ITT got baited hard, sage'd

>>16627859
Wow he made it worse

>>16627915
t. every /o/ thread

>>16626813
>gigantic sales success
>universally loved versatility
>appeals to everybody from bachelors, to single women, to families who may otherwise buy a van
>inexpensive

>>16627956
>proven drive train
>great company vehicle

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>>16626813

>>16628103
damn

wish I still had the big ass vector of the skull blower almost forgot about it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7UZ80srLP0

It doesnt need fixing, it's genuinely unique and so anti-cool it's cool.

make it RWD so by the time this thread was made, it would have attained cult status as a weird blob mobile bought up for drifting and stancing in an ironic fashion

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Done. Next?

>>16626813
They did. It's the PT GT.

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>>16628716
>Next?
Careful what you wish for.