My GF fucked my car.

Does cliffs=tldr? Lurk most faggot

>>16622826
Cliff's notes I think. Nigger is clearly new though, thinking we'd be baited this easily. Might as well said he got the car after his dad got an STI.

probably a bullshit story but here goes

1. drain the oil
2. remove spark plugs
3. get some kind of pump or siphon the water out
4. refill with oil and put a little bit directly into each spark plug hole
5. start her up

hydro locked my civic and did a similar thing to get it running again

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>>16622822
The solution is clear. Take it to a mechanic and make your bitchy gf fork for the bill, then dump her

>>16622822

dump GF. buy blacktop . install blacktop . , and que up "running in 90's"

Op probably just copy/pasted a reddit story. /o/ is not your blog/diary faggot

OP, she needs some fucking dominance. Now it's obviously too late, since your car is fucked. What you need to do is this:
- Have you car checked out or something, assess the damage and the costs
- Sit her the fuck down and have a serious talk
- Tell her what she did and tell her that it's going to cost money to fix
- Intimidate her into paying for the damage, maybe involve her parents
- Alternatively if you are living together and sharing funds, just pay for the damage out of your collective funds, she's so careless she probably doesn't mind

Also your girlfriend might have the mental age of a 14-year-old, which is not a joke by the way.

>>16622842
More like
> Pull spark plugs
> Turn car over by hand
> Watch water squirt out
> Drain oil
> Top up with cheap oil
> Turn car over
> Drain oil
> Top up with good oil
OP should do a compression check after getting the water out though

>>16622822
>my GF fucked my car
>getting cucked by your own car

>>16622822
>She has a had a history of being impatient
Just wait until you are married to her and she has community access to your assets to spend. Impatience plus disregard for consequences means financial ruin.

>>16622822
>she couldn't be bothered waiting for a friend to pick her up from a bar.

She's meeting other guys at the bar. Certainly other guys are hitting on her?

>>16622822
How have you not dropped her ass yet?

>>16622826
>capital Sage
>in the namefield
first day?

when you get to high school you'll learn what cliff notes are, btw

OP: get a new girlfriend

What kind of weak bitch are you, OP?

Step 1: Dump your gf immediately as she is clearly retarded.

>>16624633
sage goes in all fields, newfriend, but I agree capital is stupid.

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>>16622822
So what I get out of this is that the car was not running when this happened.

Therefore you DO NOT try to crank it.....

Obviously you get the water out of it BEFORE cranking,

>>16624641
if it were in all fields it would be in the post as well as the options (thread got bumped by his dumb ass trying to sage properly)

>>16624647
>>16622822
THIS. OP ya dun goofed on that one. Couldve saved the engine.
>time to dump the GF and 2jz swap

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>>16623569
made me kek

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idk whats more pathetic this new AE86 copypasta (its just a diff variation)

or people who are falling for it. (i thought this board was better) (i guess not)