Normies have dreamcars, /o/tists have dream shitboxes.
Post them
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>>16616919
>wasting money on cars
literally why? Investing in a gaming PC is a way better idea. Cars are overrated.
>>16616971
yes
>>16616971
pack it up boys, we're shutting down /o/
>>16616957
that was a great fucking thread.
>>16616957
What is this thing?
>>16617227
>not in production anymore
>money pit
>have to spend a lot of time on maintenance
>weaker than its competitors
>shit fuel efficiency
I think it qualifies
>>16616919
I literally did not know this existed. I really like it.
I want a mighty boy, maybe with a 660cc suzuki kei transplant, sadly finding a cheaper one that hasn't suffered to rust is impossible.
NSU wankel spider
>700kg
>50-100Ps
>corners insanely good
>>16617306
>NSU
>running long enough to corner
I do love them though. I loved the RO80 as a kid when I found out what rotaries were.
>>16617371
and also this
>>16616957
wwhat the fuck?
https://youtu.be/mQROELotLjk
A really clean 1992 LX 5.0 Mustang.
>>16616919
>ywn do "The Knowledge" in one of those
>>16617306
>wankel spider
sounds lewd
nissan pulsar with the sportbak roof.
>>16617437
ultimate pizza delivery car
>>16617227
protip from a current owner: don't.
Honestly no reason for me not to buy one, but I don't have room for two cars and I can't get rid of my current one.
>>16617455
park it under your bed
I have the biggest boner for wedges
>>16617507
>>16616958
I'm pretty sure this is a scale model on a diorama. I've seen that sort of photography before and it's really neat how realistic they can make it look.
>>16617513
I'd say it's that depth of field fuckery that was a big fad a few years ago and the car is the real thing.
This heap. I want one so bad that it hurts. I've probably researched this car more than I have for any car that I've actually owned.
>>16617513
It's called tilt-shift, that photo was just a shitty edit to blur the edges
>>16617437
that was listed in Aus as the Exa, also came as the Exa turbo.
>>16616965
Old fuckin' Saabs. I just bought a yellow 99 9-3 turbo convertible for next to nothing and love the shit out of it. An even older 9000 or 900 hardtop would be sick
some old jdm, i guess a c210 4door would do
or a gx81
or a c10
or anything really
>tfw too poor to be jdm
>>16617660
I always liked how Saab had to use GM parts but they always tried to improve/perfect things and also went their own way.
Like so always with brands under GM, it's a fucking SHAME what happened.
>>16617680
I was lucky/unlucky enough to buy the last model before GM completely took over and based the 9-3 model on the Opel Vectra. Lucky because it's all Saab under the hood... but unlucky for exactly the same reason when it comes to repairs and maintenence.
>>16616971
>not just buying a PS4 like any sane human would
get a load of this turboautist
Would kill for a clean black MKII.
>>16616919
Already have it to be honest lads.
>>16616957
>tfw scaling truck parts down onto coupes is kinda interesting
>>16617960
... although a part of me always wants a rowdy ZC-engined 3rd gen Civic à la Spoon's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJiY8adHCFQ
Peugeot 205 gti holysheit
>>16617986
>not posting based VTS
>>16616941
Wtf
>>16617998
LAYBY
>>16617989
I've got more nostalgia for the base model
>>16617992
THICC
Thread status: ENRICHED
Hi
despite are the downfalls still do want after all these year
>>16618022
Why the fuck does this work
>>16618045
I wondered the same but I guess it's because the madman who did it put some thought and effort into this project.
>>16618022
funny to see all those f150fags recoil
http://www.f150forum.com/f38/f150-super-snake-278524/
Only thing on this I wouldn't want would be the wheels. But a lilac Starlet Glanza V is one of the best looking compact cars in my eyes
>>16616960
Stronk
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i just wanna be ojiisan
some day ill own an audi 200.
>>16618583
You're gonna have to get one soon, they're starting to get rare.
Daihatsu Mira TR-XX, fucking love these little cars
>>16616951
This.
Though I'm a little weaker for the avant.
>>16616919
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>>16616924
Breddy gud, just remembered it today, might be a contender for an electric 4WD conversion someday because it's so light. Sadly Volvos traditionally also have a relatively low load rating.
>>16616948
Next car material.
>>16617412
HHHHNG
car ride height small suvs/ crosssovers are my fetish
>>16616993
My nigga. Looking for a cheap wagon myself, but a sx/4 is fine too.
There's a kid who comes into my shop for tires and alignments with this beat looking 94ish civic hatch. The body is nothing to look at, but no rust/rot, it is lowered and has aftermarket wheels but to the average onlooker, I'm sure they wouldn't bat an eye. I remember the first time I worked on it I was groaning as I approached it in the parking lot. Then I got in, the interior was gutted with a welded in cage so it got my attention. I took it for a quick pre service drive and it was definitely turbocharged and it fucking screwed. Stupid fast. Pulled it into the shop and it had a 1.8 swap and a turbo the size of my head. The kid is very humble about it and he doesn't play it up, he also brings his STI to us for all service. That little pile of shit civic is so damn fun though. The definition of a dreamy shitbox.
some pretty shite cars itt
>>16619315
I'd drive that. I like that. Why do have to make me want one?
>>16616919
>ff
God dammit why cant any shitbox hatchbacks be fr?
>>16616960
Thought that was a buick gnx from the thumbnail
>>16619426
Because the short ground clearance makes them look like corgis but less practical.
Honda city turbo ii with motocompo
>>16619401
It's literally a thread about shitboxes
az-1
>>16619401
What part of "dream shitboxes" do you not understand?
Best looking shitbox of all time
>>16619476
that shits kawaii as fuck, san
>>16619671
very kawaii
>>16617963
>>16619671
Obligatory twingo
>>16619717
I'll have one and I'll put a D4FT in it, and attempt to film the entire process.
>>16618027
After owning one, your best better is an active aero delete + any electric nannies you deem fit with losing
>>16616919
One of these, I like pain
This right here because fuck you I want a formula one car
>>16616951
>>16619206
>>16618583
My first car was a '88 100 quattro with the 2.2 turbo engine, such a nice and comfy ride. And yes I know the rims are terrible, pic was taken before I bought a set of originals for it.
It's an overglorified Echo but I still want one.
maybe some day
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>>16616957
>trump
>ecoboost
pick one
>>16617966
>>16617966
Here's mine. Engine swapped with a GTI-6 engine from a 306. Insanely fast.
>>16616987
wat
Abarth 500
I just like sleepers.
>>16616957
Holy fuck.
Besides the cowl and gas cap, I actually love how this looks.
>>16619708
This one doesn't looks good because they didn't proportion it correctly, the front end is too big
>>16620684
tru
i always wanted to go on a road trip in one of these
>>16616919
THICC PRELUDE
something like this
https://youtu.be/vd_M1Q9Nw2g
would rather a r32 gts over a gtr
>>16617532
My mate has one, theyre great cars if you keep them maintained and the engine is bulletproof but finding parts is a whore in australia
>>16616957
That front tire could clearly not hold air
>>16619335
Nice golf
>>16617010
That paint job makes me moist.
>>16619640
Was going to post it, but knew someone would beat me to it. No one will convince me not to love Impulses.
>>16619681
>hi! this is my truck friend!
>>16619691
a soarer isnt a shitbox is it?
>>16619206
>>16620113
https://youtu.be/rkXJST4bExs
I need this in my life
mazdaspeed 3
>>16616951
I have a 91 100 quattro sitting in my back yard now. drives better than a Cadillac
I want a meme queen
>>16618027
The early ones really appeal to me
This gigantic piece of shit
I wanted one so bad I actively scour CL looking for one. Shame every single one is owned by a nut job who wants 8 grand for a car with clear transmission problem, oil gasket leaks, and paint that deteriorates at a glance
But the heart wants what it wants...
>>16616948
I'm sorry, but it seemed you misread. This is "your dream shitbox" not "automotive perfection".
>>16619315
I would drive one of these too. Why does the station wagon look work for Subaru?
>>16616919
>>16616921
>>16616924
Looks so Japanese yet Swedish
Dad had one but the ones I keep finding are rusted to shit
>>16621514
I've heard it's a lot easier to maintain and get parts for in the US. I live just an hour away from drift motion. They specialize in supras. Could end up being a perfect fit for me
>>16622852
I wonder if there ever was a car that looked Swedish but was actually Japanese
>>16617950
just find a clean ge, they are actually pretty cheap and most were driven fairly lightly, if you can find a non-riced one. There's a few around here going for 4-5k
aparently they made a kajillion of these things but i cant for the life of me find a single one thats not a rusted out heap of scrap or modified to death with 400k miles
>>16617532
MK3 Supras are like dating a chubby, busty girl that never stops bitching. You think with your dick when you want her, and it's so unbelievably sweet when you finally go balls deep. Then the appeal wears off when she whines and complains and sucks your wallet dry.
You dump her and find someone more modest and sensible, but you still jerk off to her every now and then
>>16622915
And thats what I'm afraid of
>>16617003
My baby, looks cooler in black tho
>>16622925
looks nice man
>>16622915
>tfw I've also be eyeing a stacked chubby girl
Are you some kind of car witch?
2, actually. A 96 buick century, ever since Mr Regular reviewed it I've loved it.
And a 2003 Chevy malibu. Because an 02 malibu was my childhood car, and there's a lot of days where I miss it.
>AWD
>tarbo
>absolutely qt
There was one for sale on the local craigslist, ended up driving by it in person one day and it was teeny compared to everything else on the road.
>>16623130
>me in charge of remembering photos
>>16617532
Had mine for 6 years and love it. Its definitly a bitch to work on or get parts for in Aus. Really want to do the 1uzfe swap soon
>>16616987
WUT?
>>16621477
I grew up with a '94 Ford E-150 Explorer high top conversion van. Going camping all the time, driving to the beach, to the mountains to ski; it was a glorious childhood m8. Later my bad took it on a 2 week tour on the East Coast, so much fun. It was sold to a guy who planned on driving it to follow Phish all over the country.
>>16623450
>2012 was half a decade ago
they're shitboxes now
My dream shitbox, will become a reality before the summer though.
there is literally not a single soarer for sale in my country
ITS A FUCKING CONCEPT CAR YOU CAN BUY AND ITS ONLY AROUND 3000-5000€ HERE AND WILL BE A FUTURE CLASSIC GUARANTEED.
I NEED WORK AND MONEY HELP
>>16624285
Autotragic only...
i want to rice out a multipla...
>>16620718
>shitbox
>very rare special car that is limited to 200 (probably less)
wut
>>16624460
yes sadly. but on the good side it keeps tuners away. and i saw a video where a guy swapped to manual, so it is possible. god if only i had money.
>vw pickup
Only sold in the us for three years.
>Diesel, 45mpg, truck
Maestro TURBO
I picked up a Toyota soarer not too long ago that I've been having fun with
>>16616921
>>16616924
>>16616929
It's a cool looking car. Unfortunately they seemed a bit down on power.
Toyota Lite Ace
>>16619467
I've never seen the 4wheel steering on a parked one before
>>16625685
>Unfortunately they seemed a bit down on power.
Not even a problem.
The 1.7 turbo made ~120hp and the thing weights next to nothing (under 1 ton).
The problem was the shoddy built quality made in Netherlands
>>16616977
WA Fag? I think I've seen this car lol.
>>16625831
Ok, they were decent with power. It's just that I tend to compare stuff.
>>16616919
Making this blown 4x4 chevy truck.
Hngggggg
>>16616935
BRUH. HAD AN 89 COROLLA I WANTED TO SMALL BLOCK CHEVY S10 FRAME SOOOO BAD.
>>16616971
More fun drinking beer ina shop or cruising thang getting fat again and depressed.
>>16616984
Please god dont go to /biz
bear with me /o/ but one of these with a splitter, fire chicken shaker hood and a Daytona wing would look like sex
or maybe I just wanna run moonshine with my mullet waving in the wind
>>16617671
Had little 6 banger acura bought with salve title for 2 k to litterally drive to death.
Mfw i learn of the 3.2 jdm and have a litteral shitbox to tare up.
Good work jdm. You have won me over.
Wiiiiingdididididiiddidiiiiingdiiiiiiiiiing
>>16625902
are you high?
>>16625936
capthcha ate my pic
>>16625898
>how to get pulled over every 10ft
>>16625954
Just tape a picture of a white guy to every window.
>>16617960
Kek. Me 2.
Litteral junkyard pull.
>hey ann i wanna priject car any ideas.
>...dad has a limo...
SOLD
>>16619531
I love /o
>>16621477
Bumper guide lights
Curb feelers
100%yes!! Ahahaha
>>16622897
Because they don't break down until they rust away. Sad. I know where a lot of them are. Nobody will turn loose
>>16625939
Nope. That thing tubed with a cowl hood and small block on an s10 body would be sick as fuck. Looks just like my toyota did. Dunno wtf this is.
>>16625954
How to glue warnings to the dash and give 0 fucks. Small town usa. Know all the cops and far as i know they like me.
>>16625959
I am 280 pounds with a giant red beard.
Not sure if get much whiter or hillbilly.
>>16617124
we had a photoshop thread a while back
>>16617963
>down onto coupes
You don't understand. It was nothing but a truck which then was compressed INTO a coupe.
>>16618027
>>16622369
I prefer the first gen with the pop-ups. The 2nd gen front end looks too much like a catfish to me.
>>16620684
Honda btfo
>>16617660
>those wheels
hnggg. wonder if my volvo could pull them off...
riced 2-door Nissan hardbody
>>16626014
It's a VW Passat Variant
>>16626020
>and far as i know they like me.
Do you frequently hand out free donuts?
>>16626614
>riced
TFW the best Hot Hatch ever will never come to Canada
>>16622876
yeah dude if you can get parts easy go for it, theyre great. The digital dash is worth it for the aesthetics alone
>>16624261
ausfag?
>>16627515
At least the 135 is in reach of a Canadian poorfag. Also for some reason BMW is too Jewish to put a LSD in their non M car.
>>16626614
I want to dig that but the wheel wells are too big
>>16628421
sweden, actually
>>16622088
Well i am not the only 1
>>16625717
i browse some shady import websites and i see those all the time. i wish i had the nuts to gamble 3k on a speshul snowflake shitbox sight unseen.
>>16616971
/V/
Fuck off
>>16626875
No but i used to dispatch/grew up with half of them.
>>16616929
>>16625685
Holy shit this looks sexy as fuck
>>16617382
what car is that?
I actually have a chance to buy one of my dream shitboxes. I'm looking at either a 95 civic or a 94 integra. Both vtec coupes. The Civic is about 700 cheaper though. Is the Integra worth the extra?
>>16619315
I drive a stock automatic one of these. Had some kid ask me at a stop light once if it was stick cause he would want to buy it. Was that you anon?
>>16617274
Pure sex
>>16631470
Oh and both are manual and have had engine rebuilds within the last 50k miles
>>16631215
R31 Skyline
>>16634536
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>>16616941
>>16616949
>>16618014
My fucking sides
>>16631470
They're both pretty much the same. Get whichever has the actual documentation for the engine rebuild.
>>16624261
Market Opportunity
>>16617915
>paying pajeet for the privilege of playing online
Kill yourself turbocuck
Daihatsu Midget II AWD
Suzuki Alto Works RS/R (1990)
Suzuki Carry Van
Z10 Nissan Cube
KZH100 Toyota HiAce
EL31 Toyota Tercel SR5
AE95 Corolla Wagon
AE102 Corolla Wagon
Toyota Echo
Toyota Vitz (1st Gen)
TCR20 Toyota Previa (AWD + S/C)
old Mazda MPV
>>16619640
AND rare as fuck here in the states. My friend had a turbo 1st gen he totaled.
How good is the Geo equivalent?
"On this episode of Mighty Car Mods...."
>>16617534
100% fake dof
Done terribly...
Definitely this custom truck I saw once.
>>16637623
But seriously though I had an 88 fiero(pic was mine) and I loved it. I had to sell it though. I have seen it on craigslist twice since then. I want it back.
Also fuck that Ferrari
> inb4 rotate your pics faggot
I'm to lazy
>>16616957
also from that thread i think
>>16624467
>Poland
>>16634541
Fuck that's classy
My first vehicle was a 1994 Ford Aerostar extended. It was retired because Québec salts the roads in winter and pretty much everything rusted. I want it back so badly.
>tfw already have a turbo Volvo like so many in this thread want
>tfw honestly want a normie-tier Hachiroku
Seriously though, if you want a Volvo I can't recommend it enough. Probably the best car I've ever owned.
>>16616919
WANT!
>>16626451
You did say a shitbox.
This is a pretty good shitbox...
Nissan Pulsar GTi-R 2.0L AWD turbocharged SR20DET Silvia engine
>>16616919
Because it was my first car. Thing was indestructible and the only car that's ever really felt roomy. Had to sell it during the aughts when gas hiked too high to daily drive.
>>it had sky blue theater seats
>>16640481
dream shitbox...
I want one, and I don't know why.
>>16642935
These look fun.
always had a soft spot for these
>>16618071
This
I want a starlet so badly, the Glanzas just look so plastic I love them
>>16623090
look for a earlier 93 and down for that glorious 3300
>>16643006
chubby white women are nice too
>>16643552
The fuck is this
mid engine, rear wheel drive, supercharged
from the factory
Manual with a turbo added on, wider wheels, lowered, nice exhaust job, overhauled interior with bucket seats up front, two tone white/black panda paint job.
>>16623090
Mid 90s A-bodies are one of the few GM vehicles I would consider. They made them for a decade+ and had them figured out.
>>16623095
The 5th Gen Malibu has no redeeming qualities. Everything else sold did everything better. I had a Chevette. I would drive a Chevette again before I drove a 5th gen Malibu. It's not a shitbox, it's just shit.