/DAT/

1st for get a job fatcuck.

>>16612770
>posting before this was posted in the old thread

You're a special kind of Falcunt

>>16612778
>In alright now? Otherwise what was your username I'll have a look into it.
Not in, name is "benis"

I'm gonna go to sleep anyway, catch ya all tomorrow gents.

>>16612785
>Not in, name is "benis"
Fixed it. You would've been caught by the auto-prune, sorry about that.

Shout out tomorrow when you want an invite, I'll keep /dat/ open once I'm home.

Don't worry when my real old trip gets unbanned on the 15th it's on.

Coffs bp

>falcunt conveniently says "going to bed" in previous thread
>some random fuckwit joins discord
>cluesless as shit, doesn't know what he's talking about
>gets caught up in his own lies
How pathetic are you falcunt

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>>16612923
>>16612923
lol it was me all along i just wanted to see if postie would be able to tell
not my fault you're all mad wagies

>>16612934
This is some next level shit posting

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Postiem8

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>>16612946
guess again friend

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>>16612950
Hahahahaha

Thanks I didn't get a chance to save it.

Enjoy your SA circle jerks seeya tomorrow today

>>16612934
hows it feel knowing that you're still as excluded as ever

>>16612934
>i just wanted to see if postie would be able to tell
>gets banned by cibby
>has a vendetta against postie
what?

>>16612946
wrong person

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>>16612956
Dat ain't me I'm just watching u ban randoms from discord it's hilarious see if you can figure out which one iam

https://youtu.be/ks5DJmCLIRU

>MFW excluded from a anonymous dickscord fartbox at 2am because I make autists sperg out

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>>16612775
>>16612770
>>16612959

>>16612968
You're the one sperging out, trying to desperately "fit in" to our "sercret club" but you can't contain your autism so you're found out almost instantly

>>16612968
>Dat ain't me I'm just watching u ban randoms

Oh look more bullshit. It's sad really Adam. Just stop.

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>>16612986
??
>>16612985
I just log in every now and then to monitor autism levels.

My autismo meter is off the charts

>chris and al start posting shit again
>it's pretty much 2 year old content they've been slowly trickling out because both of them have moved away and don't hang out together anymore

Gone are the glory days of shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5BL7EAf1gg

>>16613050
Yikes.

Everyone is pretty insulated these days though I used to blame technology and then I realised it's just the way western society is going.

>>16613102
wut

>>16612766
First time in Sydney boys. Holy fucking shit there are a lot of Asians here. Why didn't you cunts tell me about this?
What the fuck is happening to this country?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BsQE0uHsQ0

Will bogan rap ever be a thing?

>>16614654
We meme about it endlessly, m8. Sydney is full of wogs and Asians and Melbourne is full of niggers.

Daily reminder that this is the worst thread on 4chan


C A N C E R
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>>16612766
>Op rushed to beat the other autist op again
Forget Green vs Mundine, this battle of two autists is the best fight of the decade.

>>16614883
Thank fuck I live in the country. No rag heads, minimal chincks, no niggers. What more could you want?

>>16614654
The Asians are good leave them alone
They love to gamble party and hit racks

>>16615082
I thought the same until I moved to the city and met bad ass Asians
I'd rather hang out with non aussies now desu

Do kids still go looking for porn in the bush? I remember that being the savior of my childhood and was planning on keeping the cycle going

>>16615412
With the advent of the internet I highly doubt it.

>>16614654
We constantly talk about it on pol lurk moar.

>>16615412
>Do kids still go looking for porn in the bush
How the fuck does this work? A bunch of kids go walk around in the bush looking for a buried porn stash marked out on a map found in the restroom?

>>16615763
You didnt just wander around your local bushlands as a lad for fun? Nothing better than poking under a bush and finding a porn mag hidden under there.

>>16614912
Daily reminder you participate in the worst thread on 4chan

>>16615802
Yeah, but we never found porn mags out in the bush. Thinking on it, it was probably odd that we didn't given that the Chinese dude who owned the newsagent would still sell them to us.

Vicfag is a furry, lol

>Not having a Sequential T56 in your dunnydoor
pfft armatures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCB3IOUuvmY
>not ripshifting
>not literally benchracing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO-ScsLXPoE

>>16615904
If it was that you pushed it down in the centre and it locked into sequential then you could take it out and use it as a h pattern that'd be the best product ever.

>>16615967
yeah its pretty sick if it only wasnt $2500 but installation looks simple enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul6VV8XW9xw

Such a good track and music video

>>16616269
Wow that's terrible. My brother wears a "Who's Scott Green" shirt. I understand now why he is a retard.

>>16616269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopDXCpZ4LU

Good music video post time?

>>16616269
Reminds me of FIDLAR

Watched the end of the super hand egg bowl.

What a boring sport, worse than AFL honestly, and AFL is SHITE.

>>16616269
Has that australian old school punk/indie rock sound and feel, very fun

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Sup /dat/, /diy/ requesting assistance.

My brother died recently from pancreatic cancer. We are currently trying to find buyers for his vehicles, one of which is pic related, a 2003 CV8.

The problem we are having is we do not know what mods he has done. I know he has changed the exhaust and possibly fucked with the ECU, and I believe he's placed a high flow manifold on it as well. We'd like to include this on the listing but we can't tell people if we don't know exactly.

Is there a ready way to identify modifications? ECU will be easy enough to check but are after market parts typically branded well enough to be able to identify who they are form and what they do? Any advice short of just getting the fuck in there and having a look?

Thanks legends.

>>16616665
RIP.

Maybe check forums he was apart of, Sometimes people put their mods on their signature, Credit/Bank statements, Best off finding boxes if he kept them.

Also makes me not want to die because my family will sell all my shit for less than what its worth.

What should a cbr250rr go for these days? The good one, not the shitty 1cyl one.

>>16616819
about 3 fiddy

>work site lifts
>newspaper adverts all in chink for gun stores
the fuck is up with that

>>16612766
Why are Aussie cars so fucking ugly?

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>>16614654
>mfw first time in Sydney
>played spot the anglo in the CBD

Fuck so many hot bitches around the place though, weird how it's the gay capital.

>>16617006
its an acquired taste

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>>16617006
m8.

>>16617006
All cars are ugly.

can someone post the What car you should get photo for Australians?

>>16617288
it's in the op open it yourself cunt

>>16617301
Fuck didn't even know. Thanks cunt :)

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>>16617142
shes ugly this looks better

>>16617510
We're really losing a good part of our culture with the death of the Falcodore. It wouldn't be the same seeing a Mustang or even a Camaro doing this sort of shit, let alone the nu-Commodore w/ AWD and Focus RS-style Doriftu mode.

>>16612802
Hey Discord guy, I'm back. Got an invite?

How often do I have to post to avoid getting pruned?

>>16617519
its ok tonnes of stupid cunts are hoarding them i know i am.

Shame alot of Yanks and eurofags junked the ones they got and called them boring ugly trash, sucks that the car wasnt more sucessful overseas is what i reckon killed it overall.
>>16617541
Lol please post another link the butthurt is amazing

LOL no wonder the seppos failed to sell this

https://youtu.be/f06pr7ziMFg

>>16614872
>Will bogan rap ever be a thing?
Already is a thing. Bliss n Eso, Hilltop Hoods, 360 and so on.

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>>16617571
My favorite https://youtu.be/ki6YTXyITaQ

>>16617571
kerser bruh

>>16617586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxaHPPTfyQI

>>16617595
>"i can suck this dick like its fully sick"

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>>16617595
>>16617604
Did somebody say Kerser?

>>16614872
Yeah nah man
https://youtu.be/wBPJ9g-nOWY

>>16616819
2000-3500 can get a cheaper one with shit cosemetics

>>16617607
>69kb

Kek

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>>16617607
>yo im gonna take this cum and put it in my bum yeah

>>16617607
anyone else noticed the kerser guy has mysteriously stopped posting since that story?

>>16616665
RIP

Post engine bay pic - that will help immensely. Does it have a choppy idle?

>>16617607
Do you have that 7 post long Jimmy biography about his entire car history and his bizarre hatred of all his mates?

>>16614872
>tfw unironically liked 360's first album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzcR20VwGQ

Everything else since has been shithouse though.

>>16617650
Must've been before my time. I only started coming around two years ago after driving through a freak storm on my L's awakened my automotive autism.

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>>16617650

>>16617650
Fuck off Falcunt

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>>16617696

>>16617607
ffs
>>16617600
will he ever come back?
>>16617644
mmmm yum
>>16617696
Sweet post the rest

>>16617705
will we ever get the finished story of jimmytheshit??

>>16617706
i could only find parts 1 and 2. was there a 3rd?

>>16617714
nah i remember that thread that was as far as we got.

>>16617705
How long before the TT poos itself?

And what's with all these hairdresser cars? Is Jimmy gay?

>>16617729
>And what's with all these hairdresser cars? Is Jimmy gay?
Hes a "Autist" i mean "Artist" so its statistically 99% certain

>>16617729
there was a repair bill posted up a few months back that said it was for a commodore but the parts numbers were for an audi and some parts were TT parts so the pooping has begun

>>16617755
kek. Poor guy.

Why doesn't he just buy an MX-5? Cheaper to run, cheaper to maintain, and it's still cute enough for him to get his boipucci split in.

>>16617696
The first Astra was teal, not blue.

The second was a darker blue.

>>16617761
dunno but the poo cunts audi has a 13,000 dollarydoo tranny repair cost on it
why is VAG so shit

>>16617767
how the fuck did he afford a $14k+ repair bill?

He could have bought another fucking VAG turd for that

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>>16617755
>>16617767
this was it right?

>>16617776
surely he could have got 2ndhand parts

This is nuts

>>16617781
>2nd hand VAG parts
are u having a laugh? even new VAG parts are risky

>>16615412
i once found a stash of porn VHS tapes on the side of the road when i ran out of fuel walking to the servo

it was pretty sick, it was an old cloth-like briefcase with 3 porn tapes, some soiled underwear, a mike wazowski doll, some bubble blowers and a printed photo of an old couple

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>S

New discord, Old one has turned to shit

https://discord.gg/eHhCD

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>>16617838

>SS

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>>16617845

>SSS

Holden BTFO

>>16617847
Was literally about to post this, good job.

>>16617819
Did you cum on the picture?

>>16617845
why did holden sell these in any colour other than green and purple?

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>>16615802
Northern NSW here and did this. Usually in abandoned sheds and houses though

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>>16617006
M8

>>16617541
>https://discord.gg/FfJNy

>>16617895
Colour's nice but he's right.

>>16617902
Sweet, thanks mane.

>>16617906
Welcome.

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Picking my car up at 9am much excitement

>tfw watching youtube videos of people hanging out doing shit
>realize no friends to hang out and do shit with and make stupid videos calling each other cunts
feels are hitting me like a tidal wave tonight

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>>16618016
in all honesty, falcunt. I'm happy for you. Rape your skidpig til it shits itself, then shitpost here til it gets repaired. Rinse and repeat til this aboriginal rock art posting club gets shut down and you have nothing more to live for.

>>16618041
Holy fuck, that's my thoughts.
Get out of my head Charles!

>>16618051
the power of christ compells you

>>16618053
The power of fatcunt compels us
>>16618041
Uh thanks.

I haven't had much to live for a while now anyways.

Don't the shitposting seem to go and you dunno what is broke till it's goneeee

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>>16617847
>when he thinks of SSS he thinks of the Pulsar

Poof.

>>16619485
T. Hitler

>>16618016
Skid vid when

>>16619630
Gotta put the skids slicks on and get a mount for the phone

>>16618016
Take a pic, would love to see you normie cuck

just ordered a rmm for my mazda 3, let the vibrations begin. Also do whiteline make good products? they are Australian and sell rsb's

Lol reverse synchro kia

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>>16620643
is that crank or rwkw?

>>16620643
who cares

>>16619485
>unironically calling someone "poof" as an insult

t. worthless bogan garbage

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>>16620687
Spotted the Greens voter.

Not sure if link works https://youtu.be/ZpS3vOErZdA

>>16620242
>led light bar
Just get rid of it falcunt, it looks disgusting. It would look pretty decent without it, don't mind a VX Calais

>>16621474
i need a new mount location for it ill move it asap

>>16620657
rwkw with blocked cats

Had to punch both of them out cheap shit

>>16621481
Get your mechanic to cut them open and put a straight pipe through it and then cover it back up so it looks like a cat but its a straight pipe.

>>16621845
>Got bit of metal and wood
>bashed them out myself
>???
No problems so far

no cutting needed just a simple job

>>16621905
I know, I did it when my cars one turned into a ball shape and started rattling around. Idk how it did it.

I'm talking about a straight through instead of an open area so you get more exhaust out and its stealthy because everyone thinks its a cat.

>>16621913
It is completely decatted took about an hour most of the time was refit because one of my headers is a bit bent

Can we stop dogging out falcunt now that he's actually done a proper mod

when u crassh your ute into a joey blimey drongo mate storm asthma

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>>16622068
The hate keeps me woke tho I did a manual swap for the LOLs becsuse u kunts thought I'd chicken out.

>>16621905
>Bashes out the cat
>"I'll get through roadworthy fine coz it still luks lyk a cat. Never mind the smell or the fact that banging on the cat can tell you it's hollow"
>ishygddt
flanged decat pipes are $100 and take 10 minutes to switch out. You're so cheap and lazy it gives me the shits

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>>16622080
Leaf
>>16622146
Lol mechanic will dodge it all gud it's a 5 second job for him to find some stock ones

Car was so rattling all the time because falcunt so I deleted it.

Lol still hating for no reason it looks stock underneath

>>16622068
>>16622128
>falcunt's done a proper mod
he paid somebody else to do a fairly straight forward job that would be under a weekend's worth of slow paced work with a ma..
oh, right.

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>>16622162
Oh yes anon I have access to a dyno and custom tunes at home and a concrete floor with a lift and professional tuning software with 15 years worth of experience and don't forget if it fucks I'm stranded.

Ready for another 7 years of asshurt

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Fucking fucked cuck ass country

>>16622162
>>16622168
I'd like him better if he got rid of that fugly lightbar and turbo'd it.

Bust out the VL and rip a skid you faggots

>>16622168
I'd be surprised if it lasted more than seven days before you broke it somehow and came crawling back here for the attention.

>>16622168
All that money and time on that shitheap? KEK

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>>16622235
>mfw my 3.08 diff is shot and to tall
fuck gay this earth
>>16622226
Ok then where should i move it? Front bumper is brand new and id rather not fuck it.
>>16622242
You faggots will do wat ya do whether i post here or not i dont care desu i just shitpost here for fun as ive always done.
>>16622245
>18k on a AU2 Forte vs 8k on a VX Calais
Ill turbo it next year will that make you shut the fuck up?

>>16622250
Yes thank you bb

>>16622250
No mate, because the base you picked to work with is junk.

A polished turd is still a turd.

>>16622250
Change your foggies to bright LEDs and point them up.

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>>16622254
ok /o/ picks

a: junkyard turbo (hopefully not knackered)
b. used rebuilt turbo with headers scumbay special
c. fully sikkk backyard swap

Never worked on turbo's before so that might be fun ill bolt it up and go get it dyno'd by this time next year because ive got to the following things soon

>Engine with 220k on it is a little leaky
>Trans needs attention
>>16622264
>because the base you picked to work with is junk.
>VT-VY
>Junk
>LS1
>Manual
?????
what side of the continent are you on mate because here in nsw its the best value skid pig car for under $5k

235rwkw or whatever is pretty good for a knackered 16 year old pos

>>16622277
the lights are already fucked so it doesnt matter anyway i just go off the led lights and hi beams

>>16622285
Buy a decent turbo.

>>16622285
>>16622296
Also, check aus commo facebook buy swap sell shit etc for turbo stuff. Maybe go ebay and use low boost.

>>16622296
Hybrid good enough or just go with a recond?

my clutch is rated to 350rwkw but i think the box will be out again for repairs whats a safe clutch that can handle turbo power?
>>16622302
Yeah good idea i keep an eye on them problem is they are all interstate or 5-10 hours away and locals want $$$ for $ shit, buying sight unseen is pretty risky

>>16622250
post a picture of the gear shift with bread to prove it's actually manuel now

>>16622318
fine bitch ill be right back

>>16622285
>a knackered 16 year old pos

seems like a good investment, i should put even more money into this thing.

>>16612766
oi falcunt, since when does the dole give you rego concessions

or is it in your mums or dads name and they get pensioner discounts

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>>16622351
because carer

>>16622296
this.

If you're going to all the effort of sticking a turbo on it, do it fucking properly.

turboing things is expensive when you do it properly, deal with it and stop being such a cheapskate.

>>16622617
>turboing things is expensive when you do it properly, deal with it and stop being such a cheapskate.
>Everything is expensive bitch reee
Lol normies

>>16622168
I guarantee the Commodore will shit itself in the next few weeks.

>>16622634
It literally shat itself on the way home

>Clunk BANG BANG BANG
>Passenger side cat blew out and the driver side wasnt far behind
>Fixed in a hour
Thanks bogan gods.

>>16622621
>guise my dunnydore broked again :( on my third ebay special clutch now because I'm too much of a cheapskate to admit that doing it properly once would have been easer and more cost-effective than buying the cheapest clutch off ebay and paying some poor mechanic to install it for me

lol falcunt

>>16622617
If he turboes it himself
>"reee falcunt did the mod it must be shiiiit"
If he takes it to a shop
>"reee falcunt do it yourself"

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>>16622647
>now he's picking at the clutch
Yeah nah its the only thing that isnt shit
>>16622649
I cant win but i really enjoy the sperging.

>>16622285
Supercharger, cunt. It's an LS1, not some Euronip engine.

>>16622657
>Supercharger
HELLO POLICE OFFICER I HAVE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUD https://youtu.be/hzDCGBMuijo

WOW FACKEN EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

plus i can say good bye to whatever little econ i have left at highway speeds

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>>16620687
I bet you say faggot instead dumb city dwelling nonce.

>>16622649
If he did a good turbo and proper job it would be all good but we all know he's going to be cheap about it and do a bogan tier DIY job.

>>16622662
>plus i can say good bye to whatever little econ i have left at highway speeds
You knew what you were getting into when you set your eyes upon the V8.

>>16622669
Plz no muh fuel prices ;_;
>>16622668
as i said i have a while to plan this i dont have to run headfirst into it yet as the gearbox was a impulse buy to get it back on the road.

>>16612766
>head snaps off locking wheel bolt
>can't remove it until normal wheel bolts arrive from overseas
i should be sweet right? the locking nut head was only secured to the main portion by a very thin/short length of metal. the rest of the head and all the thread is still in there.

serves me right for being an impatient cunt and always going at them with a gun. theyre still gay tho.

>>16622878
I have a rattle gun and never used it lol rip ur nutz

>>16622891
i'd been doing stuff on my car at work which needed wheels of. yolo'd them with the gun because i knew i was getting a few normal ones in the mail soon.
rip.

Currently driving a like 1996 Toyota Corolla, looking on upgrading to something decent. It seems like going for a Commodore will be best quality and value for the price point I'm looking at (8 - 12k).

I just want a sleek looking sedan (or wagon) the 2012 SV6 Commodores look nice. Seeing as I've been staring at the shitty insides of an old Corolla for a couple of years I kind of want something with a nice looking interior; which again Commodore seems to have the best looking. A mate also told me to look for the SIDI badge as I'd get a bit better fuel economy.

Falcons are a bit cheaper but the interior looks a thousand times shitter and I'm not the biggest fan of the look of the car. Aurions seem nice from the outside but the insides, again, don't look as good as the Commodores in my opinion.

So what do you boys think I should be looking for? Something from 2010+, decent fuel economy, looks sporty and sleek, isn't piss weak, modern-ish interior and has to be automatic because I'm a pussy and didn't get my manual licence (not my decision)

>>16622944
Falcon Barra

The V6 isn't as good engine wise

>tfw I wanted dumplings
>tfw they are closed and had to settle for Thai instead

Reeeee

>>16622971

Too good for a meat pie are you?
Fucking inner city Greens voter.

>>16622976
I eat a balfours at least two to three times a week.
And I wouldn't rather draw a bag of dicks on the ballot than vote for the greens.

>>16621452
>so triggered he can't go without complaining about "jimmyshits" in a video
Would have been p cool otherwise, you seem like a funny guy

So your commo is manual now?

>>16622979
>Balfours

Literally the only meat pie that needs sauce to cover up the shit taste.

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>>16622944
more cylinders and manuel will feel like a rocket ship to you

What should I cook for dinner guys?

>>16622944
Timing chains

>>16622944
>because I'm a pussy and didn't get my manual licence (not my decision)

That it "wasn't your decision" makes you 10x the pussy than not having a manual license does (which make no mistake, does make you a huge pussy.)

>>16622990

Sausages.

Or are you an un-Australian inner city Greens voting pofter who wants to have a fucking stir fry?

hello /dat/

i drive a 2.0L FF manual

goodbye

>>16621452
cringe

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>>16622998
>stir fry
>poofter

nothing wrong with a good stir fry reeeeeee

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>>16623011

t. ching chang chong

>>16622981
Yeah MANual

still some teething problems (reverse syncro a bit lazy) and fiddlybits.

>>16622998
Fuck off you 20 meat pie a week cunt I'll have fucking Thai if I want to I bet you don't even drive you cheeky bugger m8 Villies is SHIT btw

>>16623024

If you want Thai, then go back to China, you slanty eyed inner city Greens voting pofter cunt.

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i stuck a white wat sticker on my manualais but i only have black and white ones left and you cant see them.

black stands out too much on white

>>16623029
Fuck off you fucking dumbs hit Perth wannabe miner cunt dole bludging servo coke buying dickhead I'll fucking change your oil mate I'll enjoy my next stir fry and there is nothing you can do about it might even get Vietnamese HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>16623034
chill out

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>>16622976
>>16623029
>>16622998
>being this mad over eating foreign food

Just FYI pies were first created by Egyptians and were there popularized by Greeks fro Europeans and sausage was created before Australia was colonized.

Fuck off you UnAustralian poofter with your fancy la de da euro trash pies and sausage.

Tic Tocs or Hundreds and Thousands?

>>16623007
I drive a 1.8 manual, get on my level.

>>16623068
>Tic Tocs
Fucking nostalgia wave right there.

>>16623007
same

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for sale no price yet

>>16623093
dont give a fuck

Make Bogan Rap Relative again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-rnztjhUkg

Props to you cunts who can relate.

>>16623068
Hundreds and Thousands. Tic Tocs used to be good but now they're pretty rubbish.

>>16623029
>Asians
>voting Greens

Gooks are natural conservatives. None of that poofter hippie shit flies under Ching Chong's roof. You want sucky sucky other man? Get sent back to mainland to live with relatives.

good list of mods and great condition.
can deal with that price tho.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/como/cars-vans-utes/1971-ford-falcon-500-xy-auto-ute/1136140001

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>>16623029
>>16623116
I love this thread sometimes, even though I'm a dirty pom. The casual racism is top class. You make the motherland proud with it.

>>16623067
>>16623116
>>16623125

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

>>16623124
>$46,888
The whole thing's already been done up and everything. I thought half the fun of it was fixing up an Aussie classic or something, or so I envisioned. This one's really just a boomer trophy, isn't it?

>>16622998
who the fuck cares food is food and if it tastes good you can get fucked

>>16623138
Go choke down a bowl of kale you fucking paleo cunt.

>>16623141
Kale is shit, how can you not like curry or stirfry mate? You're really missing out if all you eat every day is fucking chicken and salad.

>>16623133
i spose it could be.
i'd just be taking it to the track all the time.

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Nite

T. Falcunt

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>>16623153

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>>16623153
>falcunt will dump $20k into this too

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>>16623153
What are the meaning of these?

>Order radiator last Monday to replace sliced one
>you'll have by Monday lol
>Didn't arrive, check tracking
>Due Friday
reeeeeeeeeee

On the upside, I can replace every bolt with high tensile grade 8 for free courtesy of work.

>>16623180
who's it from and whos the shipping company? might be able to score free shipping

>looking at rvf400s on bikesales
>6/9 have a tyga kit
Fuck tyga honestly

>>16621452
You have a real fat guy voice.

Not only that, but it seems like that thing takes forever to accelerate.

>>16623323
Yeah cunts fucked I neglected to mention the diff is munted and a 3.08 instead of a 3.47 or whatever standard manual gonna get a 3.7

>>16623394
I swear the manual came with a 3.7 Go a 3.9 or 4.11 you soft cunt.

>>16623475
fuck wait, im a dumb cunt. yeah nah, 3.7 cobber

>>16623478
My diff is from a factory auto duuud

>>16623475
Auto came with 3.08 LSD standard in the VT vx

Even the mechanic doubts me it's a 3.08 double pegger which is rare apparently only series 1 2 vx got them std so it's geared high as fuk 1st is like 100km and 6th at 110 is like 1400rpm

Morning, driving manual in the wet sucks discuss

>mfw t56 notchy as hell
i was warned lol feels like im driving my old 60's fiat tractor again.

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>>16626224

>>16625641
record a skid vid cunt

I'm getting a big catback on the ISF this weekend. What are your plans, ya drongos?

>>16626455
No cam holder and cant freehand it.

also cant find a bit of tar big enough gonna whack the skid tyres on soon tho im gonna take some old all terrains off the jeep thats kia

>>16626647
gotta strip and paint some surface rust, paint passenger footwell, clean and coat muffler and exhaust tip, fit new race harnesses, clean seats.

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>>16626224

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>>16626647
>Catbacks
LOL MATE FACKEN DECAT IT

Fuck this diff is horrid im gonna get this http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/VT-VX-VY-VZ-V8-Holden-Commodore-M80-Torque-Lock-LSD-Motive-3-7-Diff-Gear-Set-/361470931438?hash=item542958b1ee:g:qQwAAOSwLnlWnFnf

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>>16626224
the Aussiest story ever told

>>16626840
What have you got? An old Silvia or something?

>>16626855
I'd rather keep my car roadworthy.

Who makes a good torque wrench?

>>16626647
Picking up a $50 engine on Sat. Currently trying to get the car gods on my side in the hope that it won't be too badly fucked.
Then off to a classic nip show on Sunday which should be breddy gud and will help me forget about the $50 I've most likely lost.

>>16627401
pussy scared of the police k gotcha

>>16627527
Ya

WHOOOO BOY
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/lathlain/cars-vans-utes/1971-ford-falcon-ute/1138390146

>>16622068
>he's actually done a proper mod
He didn't do anything himself tho

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>Falcunt's youtube profile
>all his likes and subscriptions

CRINGE
R
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G
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>>16627920
I did warn u

>>16626838
just record it like that last one

AHAHAHAHA

http://www.galacticcap.com/

>>16627920
link?

>>16628515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpS3vOErZdA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXSiCM5C9mQ

Bill Shorten BTFO

Stirfry or dumplings tonight lads?

Not a greens voter btw

>>16628515
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG-qvmHyusgai9Xdesw4dzQ

>>16623093
>not a sedan
>belmont
kill you're selve

>>16628620
KILL THE MAN WHO DAREST LOOK DOWN UPON PANELVANS

>>16625641
>driving manual in the wet sucks discuss
Calling it now, falcunt will powerslide into a pole

>>16628693
He'll spin out somehow, that's for sure.

Into what though, nobody knows.

So today I learnt that if you pour oil in a BMW X3 too fast you'll flood the head and dump all the oil through the pcv system..... fun

>>16628715
>having a BMW X3
>literally the worst model of the X range

>Big thick shit sitting right on my prostrate
>Not sure if I want to shit or wank
Weird feel

How much effort is put into doing a pink slip by a mechanic?
Ive got some seats in my car that werent offered on the aus version but they were for euros and nips
Will they pull me up on that?
Is it better off to pull them out for the check and put them back after its done

>>16628779
wank first, shit later

>>16628779
both same time

>>16628786
I find when I need to poo I can't remain focused enough to wank

>>16628751
It wasn't mine

>>16628787
This, phone in one hand, dick in the other while on the loo

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Any good places in Melbourne I should look into for replica/ kit cars?

Pic related. The car I want a replica of.

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This is the backside of a car that won't reverse.

Fine otherwise no new developments.

>>16628557
Dumplings

Sup ausfags. I sometimes lurk your threads for car bantz, but I do have a question. Is Holden part of GMC or did they used to be? I keep reading legal shit about them needing to get "permission" from GMC to use their engines. Are they like some sort of second party? I always just assumed things like the Holden Commodores were like an aus version of a Camaro.

I've found a 93 suzuki swift gti for $1800. Should I buy it? Or should I stick with my XH falcon wagon?

It has 210,000 k's, a big exhaust and a jdm "shocker" sticker on it. But I'm guessing no swift gti on this earth goes unthreashed and I'm happy to rebuild the engine and replace the gearbox if it comes to it. If do end up I rebuilding I will run higher compression with itb's and a megasquirt.

I really like the idea of the swift gti, 800kg and a 1.3l screamer seems like a winning combo.

>>16628817
Why can't it reverse?

>>16628824
XH falcon longreach.
manuel with turbo

>>16628825
because he fatcunt'd it.

>>16628820
Holden is owned by GM, same as GMC is.

>>16628783
If it's a factory option then it's fine

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>>16612766
how are the early evos?
im talking II, III or V
I much prefer them to the newer ones, however no AYC. I've also heard from people that the newer ones are absolute cunts to work on (VII onwards). It seems like a similar deal with the STI where power hit ~200kw and just stagnated with newer models.
please respond.

>>16628846
It is factory, but not for my trim level

>>16628817
>Won't reverse
Jesus fuck Fatcunt, can't catch a break can ya?

Migrate when you're ready

>>16628862
>>16628862
>>16628862

>>16628854
Wew
>>16628825
Synchro
>>16628831
Also this

>>16628853
You could technically fail that, but at my shop we'd let that sort of thing go, as long as it's a factory option and bolted down securely

>>16628848
i always liked the 6's and 7's personally

>>16628871
Thing is there not enough room for even the smallest person to fit in them so theres no belts, meaning its probably a bad idea to try my luck right

>>16628783
Is it ADR and shit?

Probably the same the seats for my car are same on eu, us and uk/aus versions

anyone else seen "war on everyone"
saw it yesterday, and damn it was some solid dark humour.
also anyone else seen any good movies lately?

>>16628910
>war on everyone
Yeah i just (didnt) reverse out of the carpark after Switch.

M night mahaslamamlama tweeeeeeeeeeeeest

Its actually a good movie but its more like unbreakable.

>>16628914
what twist, i thought it was pretty straight up and down plot wise.
an unbreakable? the sammy j movie? how the fuck is like that?

>>16628923
Didnt you see the unbreakable reference at the end of Split?

>>16628939
oh no havent seen it yet

alright, ive been receiving therapy

my therapist thinks i might have had PCP laced into the marijuana i smoked. I told you guys it was a horrible experience. What is actual marijuana supposed to do?

>>16628953
It's a bit like having autism for a couple of hours.

>>16628848
>It seems like a similar deal with the STI where power hit ~200kw and just stagnated with newer models
The Japs had some agreement about advertised horsepower. Some of them were pushing well above that from the factory, but all of them had huge potential through aftermarket options.

>>16628956
seems lame as, id rather just drink beer

>>16628953
Lol i had this happen with spiked weed.

just ride it and enjoy it braaaaaaaaaaah green out

everything done complete new front end, brake upgrade, just enough brake fluid for a flush and bleed.
forgot the damn tie/locking wire, fuck.
will have to wait till next week now

>>16629014
what car?

>>16629026
falcon baby

>>16629034
5sp or auto?

>>16629036
older falcon.
and auto

>>16629039
trans cooler bypass or?

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/halls-head/cars-vans-utes/bronco-460bb/1134202602
fuck 502 stroker
could this be quick? or still to heavy, but that torque

>>16629046
if it doesnt have 4.11 or higher rear end it might pick up pretty good depends on the tune.

Love broncos

>>16629048
502 bb should have enough torque to move it from the line, but i spose your right depends on gearing. damn its clean too

>>16629042
Older than those issues.

>>16629069
like how old are we talking here?

Pics? Post on nu thread
>>16629065
32k tho

;_; boomers