Shit

>>16610341
To fix this try sprinkling a little road salt inside the car. This should absorb the oil and protect your car against moisture. I always sprinkle plenty of road salt under the hood of my car and haven't had a problem yet.

>>16610356
I'm doing that too and never had a problem

>>16610356
I'd rather not. I just want to know if my engines leaking or if it's my autism from last week.

>>16610379
Probably leaking, but that's normal with BMW's

>>16610341
With enough mileage your oil pan gasket has probably already started leaking. Mines been replaced (because theres no way in hell an e92 has zero leaks at 112k in an og pan gasket)

>what is a dip stick??

>>16612129
I might get it checked out it it doesn't stop DESU

>>16612131
This model doesn't have a dipstick lol

>>16612160
>model does not have dip shit
every car has one, you didn't look well enough

>>16612296
no not every car has a dipstick, i can check oil in the dasboard in my e60. and there is no dipstick

>>16612296

You find the dipstick on my 911, I'll let you keep it.

Engine cleaner on a can + dishwashing brush and hos

Clean everything oily

Check again after a few days

>>16612406
Hose**

>>16612402
Post car please

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>>16612412

>>16612402
Have you looked in the mirror?

>>16610341
Why does it matter?

My car leaks about 1ltr of oil every week and it's ok

>>16612421
Unlike many 4chins users I can just look down to see the prick in the Porsche.

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>>16612420
Thanks, nice car

Give it another week, seems like you're overthinking it.
If you're really that worried just have a reliable mechanic check it, dont trust these faggots
Also if you can drive a bmw you can pay for a checkup

>>16612440

Thank you, one of those "realistic dream car" posts come true from 6 years ago.

>>16610341
wash all the oil off, drive and look again.
are you retarded?

>>16610356
ebin meme!1

muh blinker fluid

>>16610379
Wipe it off and check again later you lazy dumb piece of shit