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[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ]

>Memes edition

>'Strayan Cars & Bikes
>'Strayan Questions & Answers
>'Strayan Pictures & Videos
>'Strayan Blogging, Bitching & Moaning
>'Strayan Scenic as fuck
>'Strayan Cucked as fuck

>/dat/ Links
OP CopyPasta: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datop
Music List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmusic
Meets List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmeets
/dat/ Fap: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1829299

>Community Links
Cart/o/graphy Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1049739
/dat/ Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DailyAusfagThread/

>Guides & Information
/dat/ External PDF List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datpdfs
/dat/ Recommended Cars: https://my.mixtape.moe/akuicw.jpg (embed)
RAA Used Car Checklist: http://www.raa.com.au/documents/motoring-buy-a-car-checklist

Previous thread: >>16596586
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>>16602207
>not using the taurus shoops
i liked them better desu
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Thoughts on The Grand Tour? If any of you cunts actually watch it
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bring sally up, bring sally down
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>>16602221
it started bad but got better
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>>16602246
this.

EP2 was a low point and most after it are good

The special was Decent and the last two episodes where amazing.

Hopefully S2 will have more comfy Top Gear UK 2002-2015 feels
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lets do aussie music again

ill start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmyKZMHboE
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>>16602255
oh fuck yueah

https://youtu.be/c6wMH2AGbwg?list=PL8b_5ZgS33O4yxrOWJbNar287w9hSJxB8
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>>16602360
90s aussie music was fucking sick. As good as the grunge coming out of Seattle sounded, a lot of it was the same; copying the butthole surfers and the melvins.

TISM for example, who the fuck is going to replicate that shit?
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>>16602372
beats me postie

wat i reckon is that that generation of 90's grunge is long gone and not easily replicated m8

Like its sort of like the 60's of our generation, just so many good classics from 1990-2000 that will NEVER be made again today, everythign is just to over processed and the whole audio style these days is too clean and perfect to the point of actually hurting the unique sounds of some bands, like Blink 182's new stuff, dear god what where they thinking?
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>>16602207
>>'Strayan Scenic as fuck
>>'Strayan Cucked as fuck
stop it falcunt
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Daily reminder that this is the worst thread on 4chan


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>>16602217
No one cares
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>>16602546
make me
>>16602599
last 2 threads havent been that bad desu.
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>>16602622
They're only good when you're not posting
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>>16602641
but im always posting, just usually as anon.

>implying me live streaming me driving manual for the first time in 2 years wont be funny as fuck

never driven a v8 manual before, how hard can it be?
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>>16602644
I hope you crash and die
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>>16602644
Like honestly, please die you waste of fucking space.
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>>16602675
Coffs bp
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>>16602736
Falcunt is too pussy to accept a fight though
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>>16602786
Nite nite autismuscles and jimmy
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why are aussie 90's interiors so cheap and shit
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>>16602622
>last 2 threads havent been that bad desu.

ctrl+f falcunt
7 results from 21 posts = 1 in 3


Literally the worst thread on 4chan.

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>>16602250
The special was great

>Dickshift
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>When the dealership wants 2x as much for the part than you can get it online for, even the aftermarket version is cheaper than dealerships

I can understand why they're called stealerships
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>>16602255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQO1qZD5lek
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>>16604120
I only go dealership if there's no other way or if the cost is similar enough.
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>>16604855
>Look at cost of the part from Amazon
>$90 AUD
>$130 shipping

Fuck my life m8
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>>16604938
Postage with parts online is what truly fucks you. How much is the part from the dealer?
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>>16604951
$175
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>>16604957
I guess go dealer then. I went through the same thing and just went with the dealer.
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>>16602923
Fuck off retard.
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>>16602207
alright wow fellas
>gf buys forester with 240,000km, Head gasket blows at 250,000km
>buys another forester for cheap at 150,000km, owner claims HG was done, sure m8
>inspect it, no coolant leaks
>put it on hoist today, rcg leak has been siliconed up, looks like soft serve
>slight coolant leak from head
>previous owner had cranked up the boost without touching shit so its running very rich, burning oil and causing the CEL to go off(cleared it)

fuck this shit, fuck buying cars from ethnics and fuck every buying a car without getting under it. im tempted to fix the rcg leak (properly), engine wash it then sell it to some poor cunt but i'd be getting some bad karma, though would make $2,000-$3,000 more.
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>>16605359
>fuck buying cars from ethnics
This was your first mistake. Never buy from ethnics, especially the darker ones. Especially with Subarus; the only safe sellers there are manly lesbians (if you can deal with fishy smell in the back seats) and older white gentlemen.

>im tempted to fix the rcg leak (properly), engine wash it then sell it to some poor cunt but i'd be getting some bad karma, though would make $2,000-$3,000 more
Slap on a scooped bonnet and sell it to some brown cunt.
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Someone redpill me on RDA/EDC rotors and pads. I need some new rotors on my 350z and I can't afford the DBAS
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>>16605359
>fuck buying cars from ethnics
That's the number one rule mate. It's your fault.
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>>16605359
>>16605398
i told her no and to wait until we had all the documentation in front of us about the rebuild before jumping to a decision.
she was too excited and couldnt be talked down.

when i used the guy's bathroom he showed me a cabinet full of test, tren and other hormones lol.
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>>16605398

>an Australian would never sell you a piece of shit car and say it was in good condition

Yep, that would never happen...
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>>16605410
Aussie is a 50/50
Ethnic will have skipped on basic servicing guaranteed
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>>16605423
This.
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>>16605397
Bendix Ultimates kgo
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>>16605423
my auto sparky mate did a cashy for his ethnic neighbours (who are(((doctors)))) on their newish corolla. It wouldn't start, turned out to be fuel pump so he changed that and the fuel filter and then no worries cya later.

a week later his neighbor shows up at his front door with an angry face "YOU FUCKED MY CAR YOU IDIOT" skipping on the details, their corolla started big end knocking (or seized, I cant remember).

It was funny how I spoke to him before their car fucked up he told me not to judge a book by it's cover and said his neighbors were alright people.
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>>16606364
>Being friendly with your neighbours

Bad move lad, Fuck neighbours.
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>>16602421
Lol'd
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>>16606372
Absolutely this

ive gotten in screaming matches with most of them because they keep aggro'ing me.

New renters up the back seem nice and maybe 3 other people in my area and thats it.
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>>16606402
>Have party out back, tell cunt neighbour that its happening and we'll make noise
>He comes over at 8pm and tells us to shut down the partybecause his baby is trying to sleep
>turn up music louder and start swearing every 2 words because his other kid is out the back in the pool
>comes over and tries to fight me for being a wanker
>start party back up again at 4am when we get back from clubs

Literally fuck them, don't even tell them before you have a party, makes it worse.
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>>16606343
I'm a p plater and I don't do dumb shit like that.
Just installed a short shifter today, it actually feels so much better. I recommend anyone with a manual to get a short shifter its so much better.
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>>16606414
It's good if your stick is connected to your gearbox, but for cars with linkages it might throw it out of gear or not go in right if it's too short, etc. But they are good.
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>>16606410
>Literally fuck them, don't even tell them before you have a party, makes it worse.
Lol ive neveer had that happen and i used to throw house parties till 4am in the morning at my place and next door

Your neighbors are just cunts then.

Ive been a hermit for the last 4 years anyway so jokes on them i have no friends anymore :3
>>16606414
Yeah i wunna do that when i get my t56 dunnydoor back on the road

What brand did u go with?
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>>16606438
Yea lucky its a rental and i'm not buying this shithole. Yea I started being a hermit too and lost most of my friends, It's a shit feeling. None of them even bother texting and saying anything. It's my mates 21st tonight and he hasn't invited me out to party so idk, dog mates.
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>>16606463
>It's my mates 21st tonight and he hasn't invited me out to party so idk, dog mates.
as a 26 year old Hermit living at home (non rental, mum owns it) i completely understand.

Honestly they wherent ur mates then mate.
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>>16606470
Yea. I knew that as soon as I don't get invites to anything anymore.
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>>16606435
I have a getrag 260 so it has linkages but it seems really good atm. Drove around for a bit and I actually felt I could shift quickly.
Felt like a spoon in pudding before but now it's tightened up a lot.

>>16606438
I have a getrag 260 not a t56 unfortunately. I went with MACE as they do good things for v6 commys.
For a t56 I would go a rip shifter but they are a bit expensive.
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>>16606476
Mate i never got invites, i was always pity invited as some of 5th wheel and then my "mates" got married, i didnt get invited to their weddings, everyone else was best man etc and then i never see them again.
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>>16606477
Oh really? I might have to invest in a short shifter. I installed solid shifter bushings instead of the crappy rubber things under the linkage. Makes it 10000x better than what it was, It's a shame every performance part from my car is made in the USA so I need to spend 2x the amount to get it to my door.
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>>16606477
Well Hopefully week after next ill go grab something like this
https://www.maceengineering.com.au/epages/shop.sf/en_AU/?ObjectPath=/Shops/mace/Products/SHFT811-A

>>16606484
Just make sure you adjust it right.
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>>16606488
Yea i'll have to.

>>16606483
Yea these people won't be invited to my wedding (if i ever bother getting married).
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>>16606492
>Yea these people won't be invited to my wedding (if i ever bother getting married).
Lol same here bud.

At least all us hermit neets and working poor can congregate in this shithole
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>>16606499
I like talking anonymously to people around the country. It's better than talking to people irl.
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>>16605398
Fuck buying from ethnics, and fuck selling to them too.
>Had a stock 2007 Mitsubishi 380 VRX up for sale a a couple of years back, 107000 on the clock, full service history and no accidents
>Listed for 6k, would have taken any offer above 4.5k
>Old ethnic bloke and his 17 year old hektikhabbi son come to view it at a local shopping centre, rolls up in a fairly recent C class Merc
>"I GIVE YOU $1000"
>no
>"OK, 1100"
>no
>"FINAL OFFER 1150"
>no
>Next 5 minutes was him abusing me, calling me a fucking wanker, etc
>Jump in car and drive off
>Next day, receive text
>"1200 FINAL OFFER PRICE FIRM"

Ended up selling it to some Asians who come to see it. Late 20something year old son and his parents. Headgasket blew on their old car, and couldn't be fucked fixing it.
Did them a favor and knocked 500 off the asking price after he said they were happy to buy it.
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>>16606515
>talking
Well typically its typing but yeah i get what you man friend.

Its a more pure and chill form of communication, normies can barely talk anyway so im used to typing since the late 90's and dailup.
>>16606517
Lol ai same things happened here

Only buy and sell off fellow white aussies.
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>>16606343
lol i've seen that car around. its got side skirts too.
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>>16606526
Lol fuck it popped up on normiebook.

Did it at least fucking get painted?
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>>16606488
Didn't even know mace made one for the t56. haha they only just started selling them recently. Definitely better than any eBay branded ones and probably just as good as the best ones.
I reckon the mace one would be good.

>>16606484
I'm assumin mazda 3 cos of the floor mats but I thought there would be a bit of stuff sold here? Or even japan might be cheaper than the US?
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>>16606530
Noice ill whack it in some point.

>No work (cant find any)
>hoarding all muh dole
>barely $2500 to finish off this swap
And ive been "saving" since december

Hold me ;_;
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>>16606528
nope but its the same mismatched colour as the front and back
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>>16606517
Ethics love buying things cheap and selling them back for higher than the asking price.

I wanted to buy a phone off some ethnic pig and offered him $10 less than his asking price and said "no fuckhead stop low balling me". The phone was worth $50 less than he was wanting anyways. I told him to get fucked.

>>16606522
Lol technically typing but yeah. Ethics really annoy me so I don't go out anymore. I used to bash one ethnic everytime i went out because they'd try to shape up to me after accidently grinding with their gf or bumping into them moving around through the clubs and spilling their drinks. Pretty funny because they don't know I was a vic champ in muay thai a few years back.
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>>16606530
Yeah Mazda 3. Some stuff is sold and made here but most of it in the USA, JBR, Corksport, COBB sport, etc. The only decent mazda place in Aus that i've heard of is 2XS racing and they're on the other side of the country :/
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Quick question how long should a T56 + wiring loom + tune take for my commdore?

Its coming up to week 3 on monday and i dunno if its done yet is that taking too long?

Halp /o/

>>16606539
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>>16606540
Lol mad cunt.
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>>16606540
>Ethics love buying things cheap and selling them back for higher than the asking price.
Funnily enough, I got it cheap through work. Old bloke traded it in for a 2012 ASX but got fuck all for it. Boss sold it to be for $500 above trade in value, which was something like $1500. Drove it for a year and a bit and then sold it.
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>>16606517
It's like they've all got this inability to behave civilly. Poos, Lebs, and Sudos; why are the dark ones such animals?
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>>16606564
Fuck. Good deal.
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>>16606567
>why are the dark ones such animals?
Aussies can be just as bad its just they are worse on average because lack of impulse control and shitty mudslime uncomfortable culture

>Most towns meth fucked
>no work
>poorfags have to steal to survive because Social Welfare is either not enough or immigrant faggots and abbos piss it up a tree
>Economy in the toilet, 4th+ year now in a silent recession
Gee i wonder why things are getting hard.

Hmm weird wouldnt have anything to do with selling out to china and fucking our economy in the long term by shitting on average aussies

https://www.domain.com.au/news/latest/
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>>16606584
>Aussies can be just as bad
Rarely as often, or as severely. Sure, you'll get some cunt on shard here or there but only poos will try (and utterly fail at) taking sneaky pics in the gym, and lebs in general are a blight upon Aussie car culture. Thieving, ricing cunts haven't contributed a single positive thing.
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>>16606535
Is this falcunt? It's good you de tripped cos now people are actually talking about cars.
Just get any job you can get man, dish washer at a cafe is a shit job with low pay but you could get paid cash and keep being on the dole.

>>16606548
It would be cheaper getting stuff from across the country compared to outside the country. Shipping should cost too much anyway unless we are talking big parts.
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>>16606594
Utterly agree, but as ive said ive had more run ins with dodgy fellow white cunt aussies
>>16606595
>Just get any job you can get man,
can we not dwell on this again?

Ive been trying to get work for over a decade now there is fuck all.

ALL of the jobs in this area are fucking mates of mates helping mates get mates rates and mates jobs.

I dont have any mates so i dont get any work the nepotism here is fucked everyone admits it.
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>>16606414
That's illegal and your car will get defected. Your shifter in a manual car needs to be have the gear overlay displayed
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>>16606605
>Your shifter in a manual car needs to be have the gear overlay displayed
Never heard of this?

Is this for real? I havent been a p plater since early 2012 so i am obviously out of touch in nsw
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>>16606595
Yea I've found 1 dealer for all the stuff I want but there are threads saying its a shit business from 2010-2012 and nothing else after late 2012, but everyone on normiebook says its a 5/5 business.
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>>16606567
they come from places where not being a cunt is disadvantageous
even to the point where selling out and betraying your own family is just a normal thing

>>16606584
>Economy in the toilet, 4th+ year now in a silent recession
the floods and fires in Queensland cant have helped

>selling out to china and fucking our economy in the long term
iirc there is some mercantilism in that aus was mostly exporting raw goods rather than processed products, new Zealand has the same problem
also the ghost city building binge is winding down in china in part because so few people have bought apartments

>shitting on average Aussies
its like that where business is powerful and does not need to bring the public into the deals that effect them
only vaguely I know this but here are some that come to mind

Gina Rinehart
(coal export) ?

Rupert Murdoch
(does some fucky things)

tuna fishing in general
(a bit overboard where the older players are so rich they don't care if the fish stock dies out)
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>>16606633
>also the ghost city building binge is winding down in china in part because so few people have bought apartments
Lol or my favorite thing is that these chinks buy buildings and then dont do anything with them and cant even rent them out at a loss because everyone here is broke

The bubble is going to pop very soon and hopefully piss off alot of dumb chinks

We are a Banana republic and 60% of our economy is based in "Services"
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>>16606621
I've heard of cunts getting done in for faded shift patterns. Of course if you're getting reamed by the revenue raisers they'll defect you for one thing or another anyway, so perhaps the shifter satiates them and they fuck off before doing you in for other sick mawds.
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>>16606657
well i had the foresight to keep my car completely stock until i got my fulls, never got defected.
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>>16606671
Bust a taillight, shake something loose in the engine bay, or just make shit up. Whatever it takes for them to fill the quota. There are plenty of horror stories floating about, mate. Perhaps the culture is a little different in NSW but I doubt it; in VIC there was some bloke with a bone stock 86 who got a defect for the factory DRLs. The vulture in question was well known for his jihad on Japanese sports cars.
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>>16606683
Yikes.

Yeah NSW is pretty lax in general at least in area
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>>16606686
Disregard, I'm retarded. It was a traffic infringement notice for the stock DRLs.

>http://www.ae86drivingclub.com.au/forums/showthread.php/74903-GT86-received-Defect-for-a-stock-safety-feature

Still, the point stands. They want an excuse to fine you for something, all in the name of muh road safeters and revenue raising.
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>>16606692
i would have just taken them to court and hope the judge is level headed
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>>16606642
>buy buildings and then don't do anything with them
I would guess they are just buying them to use as a store of wealth
or just because there is nothing else they feel like investing in

>cant even rent them out at a loss because everyone here is broke
in the worst case the old city is knocked down and displaces the old and poor people living there
disheartening to see habitable buildings destroyed for the sake of buildings that no one wants or can afford to live in

>We are a Banana republic and 60% of our economy is based in "Services"
surely there are still some pragmatic and physical jobs about ?
I'm a little worried my apprenticeship in turning and fitting will be useless by the time I am qualified (5 years min 15 years max)
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>>16606698
>surely there are still some pragmatic and physical jobs about ?
Nah we've gone full matriacrhal

I dont see many young women age 15-35 struggling for work and tonnes of old bitter cunts 45-65 in High up HR and CEO type roles

Displacing men who typically worked those roles and now we are having trouble finding more traditional "Bloke" work because all the mines, manufacturing and everything else has taken a shit.

Guess we're just meant to get a rich wife/gf/partner and sponge of them?!
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>>16606694
Not in Cucktoria. They only do that for ethnics and women, what with all the pussy quota appointments.

That Leb tweaker who snackbar'd a bunch of cunts in the Melbourne CBD was on parole at the time. And all those Ape-x cunts.
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>>16606707
the fuck?

God that state is cucked

i ready every post on /pol/ and that thread i made here on /o/ about it and i just cant belive it.

Thank fuck i stayed in NSW
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>>16606708
A mate of mine lives there and he's heading back to uni this year. I've cautioned him on the sort of horrors that come from those halls, and if he sticks his dick in crazy to Gable Tostee it in case fake rape allegations get thrown about.
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on the topic of buying cars from ethnics
>buy car from aussie in nice area of sydney with full service history
>knew fuck all about cars at the time, barely even looked at the car, just paperwork(stupidly)
>have car for a few years no issues at all just maintenance items
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>>16606725
Yeah to be honest i havent even met a girl that is REMOTELY compatible with me

>loves cars
>loves dogs
>redpilled
>hates immigrants
Even country chick are massive SJW biggots here
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>>16606736

It's absolute suffering trying to buy a good BMW. About 50% of the listings on gumtree have the name ABIB attached at the top.

DON'T DEAL WITH WOGS OR CHINKS
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>>16606743
>be looking for a decent G27 used so i can hook it up to PS3 for some GT6 and PC for sims
>I KNOW WHAT I GOT $350PP+
>offer them reasonable offers of $100-200 with postage
>no reply
What the fuck is with these scumfucks?

Just gonna walk into Harvey Norman next week and put $350 cash on the table and tell them to go get my a G29 i am sick of trying to find a fucking reasonable wheel.
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>>16606706
>Nah we've gone full matriarchal
fooking pooftas ! they must have let this happen

>having trouble finding more traditional "Bloke" work
because of dependence on agriculture this gets worse every time there is a drought or a pack house burns down

>Guess we're just meant to get a rich wife/gf/partner and sponge of them?!
>tfw being a lady killer becomes a profession
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>>16606671
There's a lot of stuff that an officer can give you a defect on, it just depends on how much a cunt they feel like on the day. I've had an officer point out that technically, the stock Twin Cam steering wheel in my Corolla could be dangerous and subject to a defect notice because it doesn't have a sufficient crash pad and is dished.

I've also been told by mechanics and other people in the industry that it's possible to get a defect for tyres being the wrong size, or having wheels with an offset different than stock. Could get a defect for having 195/60R14's instead of 185/60R14's.
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>>16606743
>look at base models and E46s that only habibbys drive

look at an upper trim 3 series or a 5 series and you're fine
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>>16606762
>tfw E46s are the last good looking BMWs
>ruined by ethnics

I can't wait for the E9xs to depreciate enough for them to fuck off onto those instead.
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>>16606743
>looking at some old beemers and audis on scumtree
>see one or two i like
>audi is owned by "John Smithson"
>slightly strange wording in the description
>interior pics
>some ethnic shit hanging from the mirror
>close tab
>repeat a few times

the cunts know a foreign name will make people nervous so they sue fake white names on scumtree now. its so easy to tell its ethnic though if you look at the interior for shitty knick knacks.
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>>16606771
I personally don't like them. They just look like BMW sanded off all the square edges of the E36.
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>>16606742
>tfw Queenslander

Guess I'm lucky in our girls having a diverse range of views on shit, though the majority are either occasional virtue signalers (who secretly and correctly think that men who prostrate themselves in such a way are losers) or utterly clueless about shit and live in blissful ignorance.

The remainder are either full SJW, gullible and get their news from Buzzfeed, or very rarely totally normal and unwilling to go into their political views at all. Very few nationalists about.

Personally I'd be happy with blissful ignorance or no desire to go into it at all. I'm not particularly extreme in the first place, but I wouldn't want someone with all the same interests too. Bitch can go shopping with her girls or something every once in a while while I do stupid stuff with the lads.

>tfw also autistic wizard's apprentice

Getting /fit/ didn't fix it.
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>>16606787
>Getting /fit/ didn't fix it.
lol preaching to the majority here mate didnt help me either
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>>16606779
The E46 coupes (with skirts especially) look better than the sedans. I've always gotten a "polished" feel off them compared to the E36; more shiny bits, a bit over designed but also prestigious looking in a sense. It's a perfect midway point between the conservative E36 and the bloated E9x.

Of course the E36 beats it (and looks fine as both coupe and sedan), but the E36 also looks more dated.
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>>16606790
did it at least make you want to eat better food
or feel better when moving about
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>>16606793
>Those headlights

Fucking WHY oh why did they have to give it a facelift?
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>>16606796
>did it at least make you want to eat better food
I did that to kill the spots. Skin cleared up quite a bit after I dropped the soft drinks and KFC.

>or feel better when moving about
Well I know I look alright now and I'll get a fair few looks when I'm out, but I don't know how to act on that shit.

I used to be self conscious as shit about being skinnyfat. Wouldn't wear white or anything remotely tight.

>>16606798
I can't see the boxy E36 headlights working quite as well on it.
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>>16606793
I think the E36 is starting to age well, at least the more up-trim ones with the paint matched bumpers.
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>>16606771
the hocky stick on the rear side window is a bit weak
>>16606779
why they did the front ?
aero seems to depend more on the trailing surface than the leading edge
https://spaceflightsystems.grc.nasa.gov/education/rocket/Images/shaped.gif
>>16606793
e36 looks a bit long in the bonnet
even the 5 door version
>>16606798
to make the bonnet higher and the lamps more aggy
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>>16606803
I reckon the squareness of it gives away how old it is. Not that it isn't a fantastic design, but it bears very few similarities with the newest 3 Series.

It'll age well in the same way the R-chassis Skylines have. Autists like us see them as nice but your average normie will just see "an old BMW" and ask why you didn't buy a new Corolla or something instead.
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>>16606809
>e36 looks a bit long in the bonnet
Isn't that the point? It's supposed to be packing a mean straight six under the hood.

>those crazy headlights on the E46 compacts
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>>16606364
>a week later his neighbor shows up at his front door with an angry face "YOU FUCKED MY CAR YOU IDIOT"
I never do cars for anyone but the closest friends who would never make such accusations. Your friend's problem is quite common as people blame the last person to touch their car's innards.

I hide my power levels so they cannot come and "force" me to help them. Too many people hold resentments if they know I can help them but do not. They'll then try to do something bad to me. So I learned my lesson. I don't know how. I have no tools. A front wheel drive? What's that? Is that like an automatic transmission drive? Haynes and Chilton guides? Oh yeah, they make a guide for my World of Warcraft game! I'll do whatever it takes to make them not force me to work on their car.
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>>16606813
Who cares what normies think anyway. I like em, that's all that matters.

>>16606817
I've wondered if I could convert the front of the compacts to a sedan model.
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Who the fuck ruined this thread with BMW shit?
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>>16606832
>Who cares what normies think anyway. I like em, that's all that matters
That is indeed true. It's just something that comes with the territory, especially with old Euro models.

>I've wondered if I could convert the front of the compacts to a sedan model
It's got to be possible.
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>>16606802
>dropped the soft drinks and KFC.
this will help the gut

>Skin cleared up quite a bit
stay away from nutella, its the strongest of all pimple makers

>I'll get a fair few looks when I'm out, but I don't know how to act on that shit.
dropping spaghetti is the horrendous
I get girls come up to me and I only manage a few minutes before unintentionally warding them off
might be part of not being willing to accept attention or overcome negative thoughts
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>>16606601
Nope. Not like that at all here. Lying to these people and yourself again.
Join a job agency and use their service.
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>>16606762

I'm looking at E39 540i's, I wouldn't buy a BMW made since the Bangle-era.

>>16606803

The E36 has very weird styling. You can really tell it's a late 80s/early 90s trendy car, whereas I think the older BMWs have a timeless conservative styling to them.

The E34 M5 almost looks like a base model, that's how unflashy it is.

But I thought the proportions of the E30 sedan were weird at once stage, so what the fuck do I know.
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>>16606850

Better than masturbating over shit-tier 90s Falcons and Commodores all day.
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>>16606852
>It's got to be possible
I reckon if I switched pretty much all the front panels, hood included, it could be possible. The front is nice in a strange way and a sedan version would be unique.

>>16606866
Depends on the M5 but they were originally designed as cars for CEOs and professionals with a hint of sportiness in them.
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>>16606832
the first gen has a square front
http://www.bmwblog.com/2010/02/06/did-bmw-ever-build-an-one-off-e36-m3-3-2-compact/
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any of you fags going to racewars?
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>>16606627
ask on some fb groups. There must be a mazda fb group so join and ask them about this place and other places where you may be able to buy from. That sounds a little dodgy to me.

>>16606601
Just trying to help man, if it's like that maybe just move out into the city or outer suburbs and get a job there?
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>>16606605
dw senpai, I got this.
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>>16606860
Can't have you smack talking Nutella on the eve of World Nutella day cunt
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Would you buy one? It started as a april fools joke but now it's just a fun ute they use to transport parts around in.
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>>16606875
BMW are just as shit
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>>16606894
nutella a shit
Gianduia a best
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>>16606917

The BMW engines were always better than anything Ford or Holden could offer when it came to six cylinders. Our domestic cars were always 10 years behind European cars.
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>>16606938
Your drunk go home

Barra>everything

LS>anything
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>>16606941
>strayan made means better than everything
i love this country too but m8, please, we're not the best at absolutely everything ever
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>>16606941
Fuck off falcunt.
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>>16606941

The Barra wasn't released until 2002, BMW had a DOHC six cylinder in the 1980s.

LS is an American engine.

The cost of local production was always high tariffs for luxury and high performance European/Japanese cars in Australia. We got totally fucked to subsidize Ford and Holden's bogan chariots.

Search your heart, you know it to be true.
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>>16606875
fuck off no its not you poof cunt
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>>16606862
>Nope. Not like that at all here. Lying to these people and yourself again.
LOL.

So telling the truth is "Lying" now is it?
>Join a job agency and use their service.
Oh hay sean why dont you try this new totally not useless course that wont waste your time
>Nah im good can you please find me work i am qualified and have experiance
OOPS CANT FIND ANY HAHAHA, Oh hay sean why dont you try this new totally not useless course that wont waste your time
>Nah im good can you please find me work i am qualified and have experiance
OOPS CANT FIND ANY HAHAHA, Oh hay sean why dont you try this new totally not useless course that wont waste your time
>Nah im good can you please find me work i am qualified and have experiance
OOPS CANT FIND ANY HAHAHA, Oh hay sean why dont you try this new totally not useless course that wont waste your time
>Nah im good can you please find me work i am qualified and have experiance
OOPS CANT FIND ANY HAHAHA, Oh hay sean why dont you try this new totally not useless course that wont waste your time
>>16606891
>Just trying to help man, if it's like that maybe just move out into the city or outer suburbs and get a job there?
Tried that, still not work, as someone said i am too fat and have a unemployable face (im paraphrasing but its true)
>>16606948
Lol yeah nah yeah nah
(okay)
Wait no
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>>16606952
>The cost of local production was always high tariffs for luxury and high performance European/Japanese cars in Australia. We got totally fucked to subsidize Ford and Holden's bogan chariots.
Bullshit.

Cars cost even more now because of our weak dollar and stupid taxes the government will never fix
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Boys, supercheap auto has a 3 for $3 deal on those dangly tree air fresheners. They normally go for $3.5 each. Hang 3 Black Ices for maximum respect from the ladies?
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>>16606969
>Tried that, still not work, as someone said i am too fat and have a unemployable face (im paraphrasing but its true)
So Falcunt... you want to fix that, right?

Start shaving
Get a decent hair cut
Lose weight (most important)

It's a long road, but once you get there you'll thank yourself.
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>>16606990
do itt
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>>16606982

>Cars cost even more now because of our weak dollar and stupid taxes the government will never fix

No, relative to income luxury cars in 1990 cost a shitload more. I'll give you an example:

>E32 750il in 1990: $255,000 AUD
>average annual salary: $27,227

>G11 760Li in 2017: $419,000
>average wage: $78,832

BMWs and Mercedes aren't as exclusive as they once were, Germany has shat so many out that there is no wow factor to them anymore.

As for the "weak dollar", the AUD makes fuck all difference to the retail price of our cars, the car company just pockets the profit. I remember 2011 when our dollar was worth $1.10 USD
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>>16606993
>Lose weight (most important)
Even the fitfags agree this doesnt help
>Start shaving
>Get a decent hair cut
Always do this before each interview and it doesn matter

Besides havent even had a job interview in over a year because ive tried everywhere and it feels like im blacklisted.

Wagies wont let me join their little sekrit work club because im too unusual.
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>>16606990
Black Ice smells like the change room at high school. Bulk Lynx deodorant and sweaty teenager.

Vanillorama a best
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>>16606996
Why do people even want these eurocuck cars? They are the same disposable crap that japan, america and everyone else shits out for 10x the price
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>>16606941
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>>16607000
>That quick release bumper pins
Whut? Fuck thats so stupid.

Functional so he doesnt wipe his lip out but still weird as fuck haha
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Lads, I'm high as a kite right now. Let's leave the arguing behind and enjoy wasting a perfectly good Saturday night sitting inside on the computer.

Also body kits make everything better.
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>>16607013
On topic of wasting time on the PC like i do every day for the past 16 years A/C is fucking bliss
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>>16606999
Nice trips.

Personally, I like how BMWs from the 80s up to the early 00s look. There's also a fair bit of aftermarket potential for quite a few. I know of one mental cunt who boosted his 635CSi; apparently he was pushing 500 rwhp from it.
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>>16606997
Getting /fit/ will fix your facial aesthetics, brah.
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>>16607006
>someone might steal the bumper = . =
but yea the car has a mostly complete interior and gets tracked as well driven normally
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>>16607035
Never underestimate scums. They'll always find a new way to disappoint you.
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>>16606997
Losing weight should improve your face. Maybe it'll make it employable.
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>>16606888
I'll be heading there, hoping that some cunts car blows up or something.
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>>16606888
>>16607111
Kek wills a race war. NATIONWIDE CRONULLA, BOYS. PURGE THE POOS, FORCE THE LEBS BACK INTO THE SEA.
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>>16607030
Thanks brah appreciate it
>>16607141
Lol
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Can anyone AU-ify an e36 coupe?
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>>16607141
Nothing overly wrong with poos if they're Sikhs, gf is one of them and they all seem to be accepting of pretty much anything.

Muslims and sandniggers in general can fuck right off.
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>>16607149
>didn't even put the XR8's double spoilers on
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>>16607179
>Nothing overly wrong with poos if they're Sikhs, gf is one of them and they all seem to be accepting of pretty much anything.
this

Lower Castle Indian Niggers are scum though
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>>16607111
see you there anon. I'l have a camera or two around my neck.

>>16607141
pic related
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>>16607332
Hahahahha
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>>16607149
That rear end is mint
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>>16606707
You cant go a single thread without mentioning those black cunts, fuck you constantly post about them on /int/ and /pol/ too. Someones craving the BBC.
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>>16608815
T. Lebo
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>>16608815
>anons talking about niggers on /int/ and /pol/

Gosh anon, it's like people hate the Melbournian scourge. The wetsuits, for reference. Not the leftie scum that makes an excuse for them whenever they do something horrid. There's plenty of undesirables in Melbourne after all.
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>>16607022
E30s, E36s and E39s have the biggest aftermarket. The E36 is the one with the biggest of all too.

>tfw no E36 with an AC Schnitzer bodykit
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>>16607160
They are so shit they do not deserve a godly AU front end
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>>16602255
>>16602360
>Regurgitator
Reminder that this was their tour supporting act.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-LKa1Y9_ok
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>>16610073
Not sure if trying to be ironic
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farkkkk yeah sex all yesterday and last night with a girl that lives in same flats as me her name is Holly and she is addicted to sex with me haha farkkkk yes we can't stop only stop to get a drink and have a smoke and that's all so farrrkkkk I'm doing well with having an erection all day and night and even when I hard orgasm I kept erection Lmfaohc it's good to still have energy and skill to keep going after orgasm cracking myself up with Holly she finds this post amusing and funny but that's how I am Fucking cheeky and naughty 100% hardcore and oldskool and u guys love it sorry but she thought I wouldn't post what we doing so on that fought fuck the mother farrrkkking haters..those vodka n raspberry soft drink with Viagra was full on we love it

Oh plus we bounced to my music that I dj produce called Melbourne Bounce
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After Green has praied Mundine after their fight, Mundine has been a little whiney bitch and wants to get new judges to call the fight
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Got back from 3 weeks in the US
Thunder had a clean bill of health was planning on just getting roady done
Went to start it
Accessories makes a ticking noise
Starter has a thumping once every half second to no avail, gauges jump each time

Oh god any idea lads?

Also realised today the front bar is held on by a wood screw and zip ties infront of the drivers side wheel
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>>16611122
Also forgot both the ABS and SRS airbag warnings are now on

>still only first photos
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>>16611141
Alternator
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>>16609847
I fucking hate Victorian judges.
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>>16611141
can you jump start it?
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Who's that in the Yaris/Corolla with a WAT sticker that was in Thomastown at roughly 4:15-4:30


I flashed my light and screamed that you're a fag but you didn't respond
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>>16602225
Had a corporal that used to make us squat in full gear to this song. Pretty funny to watch, but painful to participate.
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>>16611540
wat a fag
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>>16611561
>tfw mine just yelled in his own weird ass voice and always made it our problem
>spoke completely normally

ty based charlie company
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/o/zfags buy my gay ass stickers,

I'll even cut out postage by hand delivering them to your house

http://comfydesu.bigcartel.com/

victorians must pay the homosexual tax though, its 500% markup
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>>16611739
doesnt suit my commodore m8

Could you make one of russel Coight?
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>>16611745
youre a fucking genius
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>>16611753
Cheers M8
One of bane would also be fully siiik
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Maro engel is a piece of shit.. cunt!
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Maybe this would suit your shitty car
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>>16611788
What I would give to be a fly on the wall with him and SVG in the same room...
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>>16602207
What happened to the dickscord
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>tfw at a wedding last night
>all my friends are in deep committed relationships
>literally the only one standing around without a partner
>everyone keeps asking why I don't have a gf
>laugh it off, don't tell them it's because i'm a fucking loser, just shrug and say I dunno

Though weirdly 2 of my mates missus' said they'd have a threesome with me... Awkward.
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Heres my attempt

plscop
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>>16611904
Pretty bad senpai
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>>16611904
Shit

KYS
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>>16611902
shoulda done it
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>>16611921
>>16611922

what should I do then?
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>>16611739
where are ya mate? i might pick one up.

otherwise, $3 shipping aint too bad. will be a good addition to one of my guitar hardcases
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Nos is falcunt

semendemon is foreskinanon

the more you know
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>>16611853
Oh yeah! It was pretty shitty of him to say what he did, you could see it on berretts face..
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>>16611993
South Coast NSW hbu?
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>>16612014
Up in bris. I'll cop the $3. I might wait til ya get some other designs out, I'll lean further away from chink shit. Otherwise I'll grab coight in a bit
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>>16612014
also, as with redbubble and shit like that, if you make a sticker or shirt for something trending (e.g. gay marriage becoming legal in the US) you can make a lot of money.

Even if it is for gay shit like lgbt rights and ramadan and shit like that, at least you're profiting off the dirty cucks. Just gotta be quick about it and make sure to post it on reddit sites and shit.
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Gday,

is a GTiR a good choice for a daily driver that i can have fun with in 2017 or have they all been thrashed to shit years ago?
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>>16612025
I know one bloke who sold on the american equivalent of redbubble who designed a few lgbt shirts and "equal rights" shirts right before it got passed (released them literally an hour after the bill passed) and made $10k when he posted all over reddit.
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>>16612030
Inspect and inspect well. The gearboxes are known to shit themselves in those.
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original thread here >>16602550
sound
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tf96DLV2Vc
basically the bike died in the middle of riding

so I tried jump starting the bike and that didn't work (its not directly the battery) and I checked the oil and there's oil in there

im stuck on what the problem could be now

could it be from the carbs? what is going on?
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>>16612034
yeah ive read that also, im not too hard on boxes so hopefully i should be right

thanks mate
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>>16611890
Falcunt's autism.
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>the discord link is gone from op
what happened
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>>16612054
see
>>16612041
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>>16611904
>>16611931
Slaps are boring and unimaginative
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>>16611824
cheers cunt
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>>16611177
Im going to change the battery tomorrow morning
>>16611383
Havent tried yet because I only had my girlfriends 4cyl
If it isnt battery related is there anything else it could be?
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>>16612063
kinda shit because otherwise i've been kicked out like 2 times despite never posting on it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
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>>16612084
why?

I know the main admin hates me (Falcunt) but no excuse to kick randoms.

Seems like a Cucktorian circle jerk so thats why its no longer in OP or pasta because the faggot admin is a cunt on a powertrip no fun allowed
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>>16612073
yeah, alternator, ignition barrel, bcm, grounding points even

won't know until you change the battery though
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>>16612073
probably just battery
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This is my Calais. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Calais is my best friend. It is my life. I must drive it as I must drive my life.
Without me, my Calais is useless. Without my Calais, I am useless. I must drive my Calais hard. I must lose traction longer than my enemy who is driving a Ford. I must cover his shitbox in molten rubber before his turbo spools up. I will...
My Calais and I know that what counts on the road is not the size of our cam, the noise from our gutted cats, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the badge that counts. We will redline…
My Calais is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its clutch and its valve bounce limitations. I will keep my Calais clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.
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>>16612099
Really does sound like muh sekrit club. Best leave the cunts to their own devices.

Is the kraut still around or did they manage to snatch him up?
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>>16612151
Yeah German and Autism muscle are on their side now.

Dunno why but they've gone full jimmyshit like when he started that SA Facebook group
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>>16612030
Thrashed hard, but by a different crowd than the R and S-chassis mob.

It's a mean little hatch and totally worth the potential troubles.
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>>16612155
Fuark, m8.

>Dunno why but they've gone full jimmyshit like when he started that SA Facebook group
That's what having an identity does to you. Once you've got a group of friends you don't want outsiders and nobodies coming in. Imagine it like some cunt coming over and sitting with you and your mates and interjecting himself into your convo.

You're exempt Fatcunt, because you've got no mates. Only us nameless cunts on a shitposting general on a website dedicated to Abo-dabo rock paintings.
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>>16612156
what sort of troubles?
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>>16612161
Funnily enough, they don't mind outsiders.

Falcunt's got an 'us and them' complex because he can't accept the fact he got banned because he refused to listen to the advice given to him about improving his life and constantly whined about said life.
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>>16612172
>Falcunt's got an 'us and them' complex because he can't accept the fact he got banned because he refused to listen to the advice given to him about improving his life and constantly whined about said life.
I dont refuse to listen i take issue with them saying that i can go outside and pick jobs off trees like there is a over abundance of work which is total BULLSHIT
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>>16612161
>Once you've got a group of friends you don't want outsiders and nobodies coming in. Imagine it like some cunt coming over and sitting with you and your mates and interjecting himself into your convo.
Funnily enough when i had mates i was fine with that.

I took issues with Girlfriends because they would just drag the group down and nothing would get done.

Suddenly that fun new years eve turned into a boring whingfest because the girlfriend wanted to go home or got bored.

Oh well i guess ill always be a loner.

>That's what having an identity does to you.
to them maybe, if they are so insecure they cant handle someone challanging their group think and circlejerking thats their loss, if they want to live in a bubble more power to them.
>You're exempt Fatcunt, because you've got no mates. Only us nameless cunts on a shitposting general on a website dedicated to Abo-dabo rock paintings.
Lol im fine with that, as ive said this place is much better than real life.
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>>16612187
>I don't refuse to listen, I just choose to ignore it because it conflicts with things I've decided are truths

Alrighty then.
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>>16612194
Which brings me back to my point

How can i go and GET work when there is no WORK out there?

Literally impossible i havent even had a interview in over a year
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>>16612201
bring sally up, bring sally down
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>>16612167
The usual shit to expect from a 90s Jap sports car; about twenty years of wear and tear, potential sick mawds, etc.

>>16612193
>I took issues with Girlfriends because they would just drag the group down and nothing would get done.
This seems to be an issue. A night out with the lads is great, but as soon as girls are involved it turns to shit. It's an endless bitchfest.
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>>16612201
Change something.

the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response.
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>>16612205
https://youtu.be/6A2V9Bu80J4
>>16612207
Hence the manual swap ;)

Gonna go around look for work but endless applications online still aint doing shit.

>>16612206
>This seems to be an issue. A night out with the lads is great, but as soon as girls are involved it turns to shit. It's an endless bitchfest.
Yeah it grenaded my entire group, half of them went full normie and ditches us for new friends and girlfriends then the single side ditched me because they kept using me and i called them on it one too many times.

Such is life.
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>>16612212
how do you use somebody on the dole?
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>>16612216
i was getting more dole than them (carer) and they where on newstart.
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>>16612217
fuck, there's social status, even amongst NEETs. It's like Indians and oil-money arabs. Yes, you can be a rich shitskin. But at the end of the day, you're still a shitskin.
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>>16612221
>fuck, there's social status, even amongst NEETs
Lol strangely yeah thats what i found out.
>It's like Indians and oil-money arabs. Yes, you can be a rich shitskin. But at the end of the day, you're still a shitskin.
kak
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>>16606749
TFW i bought two brand new thrustmaster tx's for $179 each at jbhifi
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>>16612240
bugger if only had a shifter.

i want a g27 but i remember the shifter was dogshit
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>>16612248
i use my g27 pedals and shifter with the tx, Tx base is 1000x better than a g27
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>>16612255
can i use the shifter from the g29?

How the fuck did you get the tx so cheap?
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>>16612257
jb hi fi fucked up and stickered them as 179 each instead of the 399 boxing day sale price and they were so busy the chick at the counter just let it slide. I have one sitting on a shelf as a spare for laughs cause it was so cheap.
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>>16612261
im not joking would you sell one to me?

Desperate for a wheel anon

Chuck it up on scumtree or something and link me it then take it down or something
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>>16612084
>despite never posting on it.
Probably why you got removed.

>>16612187
>has tantrum and spergs hard as fuck
>gets banned
What a surprise.

>>16611890
>>16612054
>>16612084
>Falcunt makes thread
>Doesn't have Discord link
This is a big mystery to you how exactly? It fits his "sekrit club" narrative. No one on /dat/ cares if you post on discord and vice versa. Falcunt is just butthurt.
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>>16612274
>Probably why you got removed.
Sounds like a nice place doesnt it?

>Cant lurk
>cant doubt groupthink
>cant say something the admin or mods dont like
>cant have fun and shitpost
Seems like cancer tbqhdesu

Also didnt make this thread m8, people came back for a reason, dickscord is Victorian Fag club that didnt want the rest of the country joining.
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>>16612279
>can't shit the place up and treat it like my personal hugbox

Here's your (You).
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>>16612304
oh no what ever will we do?
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>>16612279
Have you never used a chatroom or IRC before? Inactive and silent users get removed because they aren't contributing.

>cant lurk
See above. It's the same for 99.99% of IRC type setups. If you don't like that then maybe IRC isn't for you. Post here instead.

>cant doubt groupthink
>cant say something the admin or mods dont like
>cant have fun and shitpost
All three of these are false and you know it. You can mindlessly shit post or have autistic tantrums here. A lot of the fun of 4Chan is how little moderation there is.

Are you really surprised if you do either of those things on an actively moderated chatroom you get banned? I mean seriously?

>Also didnt make this thread m8
I can almost guarantee whoever did copied the template from an earlier thread.

>people came back for a reason
Something like a third of posts on /dat/ for the last couple weeks have been you. "People" haven't "come back", you're just posting a lot more.

>dickscord is Victorian Fag club that didnt want the rest of the country joining.
There's literally a poster from every state in the country now. There's thirty three users at the moment. How many of those are Victorians, three?

Your us and them mentality is baffling. Discord isn't a competing platform to 4Chan in anyway at all. One is an anonymous forum the other is an IRC.
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>>16612327
>Have you never used a chatroom or IRC before?
yes during the 90's and 2000's and i hated the autism
>>
>>16612330
>>16612327
>>16612279
>>16612274
>>16612099
>>16612084
>>16612041
>>16612054
So does anyone have the link? I wouldnt mind joining to see what its like.
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>>16612449
>https://discord.gg/8XTDh
>>
>>16612482
Thanks
>>
>>16612279
>>cant have fun
What might be fun to you might not be fun to other people

Don't be inconsiderate and have a tantrum when things don't go your way
>>
>3 bucks for 3 trees @ supercheap
>get black ice meme tree
>makes car smell nice
so the meme was actually true
>>
>>16612327
>chatroom or IRC
It's really dependant on the chatroom itself

90% of the irc servers i've used were never like that.
>>
>>16612505
Make a 3D tree cunt
>>
>>16612505
>not buying SCA new car smell
>>
>>16612514
holy hell this man is a genuis
>>
>>16612514
only bought the 1 black ice, the other 2 are vanillaroma and new car smell
>>
Are you this aussie /o/ ?
>>
why is rego so fucking stupid?
>based on number of cylinders and not displacement
what is this the fucking stone age?
>>
>>16612533
>HOLDEN
>Powered by dream time
>>
>>16612538
LOL
i noticed its a alloytec

god did they fuck up
>>
>>16606414
>short shifters
mm I love smashing synchros
>>
>>16612559
>t. retard
>>
>>16612099
>cucktorian circlejerk
>most active members are from best Australia
get outta here neet boy, you've got a new gearbox to seize up
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>>16612566
>>most active members are from best Australia
Go get robbed by apex and watch your police do nothing as your state falls into generate hell faggot
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Hash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting in a stupid fucking thread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any anal? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was champion of the Coffs BP, and I'm an admin on the /dat/ discord. What do you do, other than “jack off to Corvette vs GT-R lap times”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just shitted in my eyes, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>16612505
>he doesn't buy new car scent
honestly what are you doing with your life baka
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>>16612573
Hey Faggots,
My name is Falcunt, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting in a stupid fucking thread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any anal? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shitpost. I’m pretty much fucked. I was champion of the Bello Pub, and I'm an admin on the /dat/ discord. What do you do, other than “jack off to Holden vs Ford lap times”? I also get straight C’s, and have a banging hot fap hand (Just nutted in my eyes, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my Calais
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>>16612570
SA is best Australia, get out of here with your East coast bullshit reeeee
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>>16612590
never been
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>>16612533
>that pod filter placement

fuck yes
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Wish me luck lads have a nice nite love y'all even the dickscord autists but only SA nsw and qld the rest of u will never see muh Calais carpussi
>>
>>16612482
>The instant invite is invalid or expired
Awesome

Looks like this Discord thing is off limits to me
>>
>>16612735
they're sent out with 30 minute expiries IIRC
>>
>>16612736
Ah

I'll have to drop in tomorrow night and see if anyone's willing to let me join, since I was late. Everyone's asleep.
>>
Pro tip the power level limit in dickscord I can't even go on one little rant without triggering the admin.

What a tard
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>>16612741
hi falcunt
bye falcunt
>>
>>16612735
>>16612740
>https://discord.gg/J3GvT
>>
do you guys long for people cutting you off / do stupid shit near you?

using my horn is exhilerating and since i have a dashcam im craving someone to write my piece of shit off.
>>
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>>16612746
What did I do wrong? Am I bant?
>>
>>16612745
Daww poor wagie can't handle counter opposition and spergs out.

T. Bungholebuster
>>16612747
What crashcam should I get for my midnight runs?
>>
>>16612751
try a different browser or the desktop client I reckon
desktop client is better anyway
>>
>>16612747
>fell for the dashcam meme
>literally nothing has happened since I got one a year ago
>>
>>16612751
Probably put the link in wrong.
>>
>>16612754
Internet Exploder just straight up doesn't work
Don't have the desktop client

Fuck it, I'm going to sleep. I'll sort it out tomorrow.
>>
>>16612761
>Don't have the desktop client
Download it off the website. It takes seconds.
>>
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>>16612757
Tried just pasting it to the URL bar, that didn't work. Then I tried "join" and then using the link that way but that didn't work either.

Downloaded the client and it does pic related.

To be fair though, I did enter once and then got immediately banned and I'm not sure why. So maybe I'm still on a blacklist.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>16612766
>>16612766
>>16612766
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>>16612768
In alright now? Otherwise what was your username I'll have a look into it.
>>
>be lurking
>Join discord because why not.
>???

What's the difference there's no actual car talk on either
>>
>>16612871
There is waves of off-topic chat like anywhere.
>>
>>16612879
But it's all autism
>>
>>16612898
>normie talk is autism
Uh... I have bad news for you.
>>
>>16612871
fuck off ausfire
>>
>>16612902
T. Woolgoolga faggot
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>>16612938
come see me cunt, you got an address
>>
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>MFW Coffs retards think they are hard.

Wew

>>16612952
You know what I actually might.

Cya round
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