Dealership Experiences Thread

You're a piece of shit OP, saw that coming from the first line.

>>16595843
Yeah fuck you OP, I saw it coming before I even looked at the thread

REEEEEE wth was that UC normies

I lol'd, nice one OP

Xd put me in da screencapp xD

>>16596180
I will

>>16596063
Nigga what

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>>16596063
>REEEEE
Fuck off, cunt.

>>16596758
Is he ok

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>>16595843
>Who wants to talk about some weird dealership experiences?

>Be me, 13 years old
>Waiting at the dealership entrance for service
>Bored as fuck, no one to interact with
>Hear door open
>Some average 80K/year dealer mechanic sits down next to me
>try to say hi but I can't say anything
>He puts his hand on me firmly
>I cum six times before he takes me into the service bay
>He rubs his hand on me some more but I'm all spent
>Got to get back home to reload

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>>16595843

>>16597518
I don't get it

>>16597527
Nice meme

>>16599058
How many bullets are in that shifter knob?

>>16600862
6

Going to a dealership on my own for the first time Saturday. Should be fun.

>>16601392
Babby's first purchase?

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>go to shitty "dealership", only one in area with x type jaguar, 3k
>pulls it out front
>tells me to take it for a spin, starts walking away
>"uh you arent coming with?"
>nah cant leave right now, have fun
mfw suspension was shit but i floored that bitch up to 80 in a 35

mfw i can smell burning oil as i hand him back the keys

mfw i dont even make an offer on it

>>16601593
Looking at shit for babby's first purchase sometime in the distant future, yeah. My current rode was given to me by family.

>>16595925
LMAO

(also shit this thread was made on WEDNESDAY)

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>go to used car dealership to look at specific vehicle
>dudebro wearing snapback sitting on the front porch of this place
>greets me and realizes I was the one who called about a car earlier
>go inside with him and speedwalk out of the back of the building towards the lot
>he's rambling on at about a million miles per hour about random stuff
>tries to show me other cars but I tell him I'd like to see the one I called about first
>finally get over to it after meandering all over the place while he keeps talking
>check the car out, looks like it's in decent shape
>ask to test drive it
>"Sure bro I'll go get the keys bro, let's go bro right this way bro"
>pretty sure he's on PCP at this point
>"WAIT RIGHT HERE, LET ME DRIVE IT UP FOR YOU BRO"
>sprints out the back door
>rip
>he drives it up to the edge of the lot and I hop in
>pull up to stopsign and hear gunfire a couple blocks away
>lel
>pull out onto street and get it up to speed
>sounds like we're flying in a fucking turboprop instead of driving a Jeep
>"WHOA BRO I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO SOUND LIKE THAT, I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE?"
>probably bearings man
>"YEAH BRO IT'S PROBABLY THE FRONT BEARINGS, I HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BRO SORRY, I WOULDN'T WANT TO SELL YOU THIS"
>get back to lot
>check out a few other cars with him
>asks me what I do for a living
>tell him and ask how long he's been doing this
>"About 5 years now, but I also like making music bro"
>Yeah? What genre?
>"Well it's a little different, I don't like rap so I call it hiphope because I try to spread the word of God"
>Hiphope
>mfw
>apparently the dealership won't let customers take vehicles to independent mechanics because they have their own "in house" guy
>maintain composure as the sales guy gets the manager as I'm leaving
>"So you drove two hours and you're not going to close on that sweet Jeep you tried out?"
>Tell him I never fuck on the first date
>they try calling a few times but I blow them off and stop looking for a car

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>be 25 years ago
>My Chevette sucks
>Looking for something full size
>find dealership with used early 80s diplomat for sale, reasonable miles and price. get there and they let me drive.
>hit brake pedal and car pulls left with the fury of 1000 suns.
>head back and tell dealer car/alignment/brakes something is fucky.
>he tells me their best mechanic checked it out the day before and was top notch.
>I suggest they get a better mechanic and leave.

>Fast Forward 6 months and they have a 79 Grand Marquis with a 351.. Tasty
>Show up to check it out and lot lizard says I can drive it after I sign the paperwork to buy it.
>WAT the fuck right out of there. I think they were out of business not much later.